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Eldery edition
>Bans
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>News
The Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:
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>Spoilers
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>Current meta, complete with deck lists
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>Search engines
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https://www.makeplayingcards.com/
https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM
>Play online for free
https://untap.in/
https://dr4ft.info/
>What is EDH?
https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1
>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.
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>WotC's War Crimes
https://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)
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>Previously
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>TQ
What is your favorite Elder creature?
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This absolute unit
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>>97918835
Not so fast anon-kun! We have Superheroes and Hobbit on the way :^)
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The original is the best.
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>>97918820
The one and only.
Protagonist of the best set of last year.
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Abrace a tradição.
Venha pro prémoderno, /tg/.
Venha pra casa...
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>TQ
I remember it being the first big dumb creature I built a deck around when I started playing back in 2018, I'm not a green timmy anymore but it will always have a special place in my heart
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Thread Question
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flourishing btw
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>>97918820
>all 5 dragonlords died off screen
This passes for MtG lore in 2020s
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>>97919174
I'm so tired of JOTC idea of "balance" even now that they have literally the most product rate ever and that they "promised" that they would ban more often the meta of constructed across all formats is an absolute garbage...
Fuck them.
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Bring her back.
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>>97918820
Legend. Banned for a reason.
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I'm glad WGS backout of more collabs, imagine having your brand getting close to star treek dinosaurs and star wars nu males
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what are your go-to card sleeves anons? have had shitty experiences with dragonshields and UG katanas. looking for any recs.
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I don't get the hype about Dragonshield. I have them for my first cube and they're kinda crap. For my second cube I used KMC hyper matte blue and they are much better. A few more are kind of crap out of the box but they're more durable over all and don't warp over time. For an expensive deck I'd go KMC inners and outers.
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>>97919307
They will 100% reprint the "one ring" card. The shire will look like the ghetto. Sting will be back. We'll get a bunch of dwarves who are black. We'll get a bunch of black elves. Maybe we'll even get a fat black elf now that would be a new one. The worst part is this will continue to fund Hasbro being woke CUNTS and only encourages their CUNTINESS
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>>97919907
unironically canon
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>Check it out, we taught 12,000,000 hornets to fly in cuboid formation!
Okay, but... why?
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>>97919919
That was an April Fool's joke. It also had a gello monster you have to eat, a nutcracker golem, and ticklers. Pretty based issue ngl.
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>Wanderer is 5'3"
>Tyvar is 5'8"
>Niko is 5'10"
>Kaito is 6'0"
Something's not off with this visual.
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>>97919987
>Muh diversity
As much as I hated how they were clearly just chasing the Avengers trend like they always do at least the gatewatch wasn't full on DEI shit. I wonder if that's the real reason it was shit canned.
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>>97919319
Shield counters. Not a big deal, but they're annoying in a very straightforward and honest way.
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>>97920065
They retroactively made all of the women in the gatewatch into dykes. They clearly didn't think it had enough diversity.
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adoptive mother, so it's less hot
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Not adoptive. But father was whiter.
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>>97920255
How did those two produce such an aggressively Irish-looking girl? We'll never know. But is it funny that they did? Quite.
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>>97919319
Plot for sure. That mechanic has some depth to it and the cards play out way better / more interesting than they first read.
Warp was also pretty good, although much more limited in scope of what you can do with it.
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posting some supposed "leaks" from reality fractured
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I just dont understand why wotc isn't showing art of things like filthy cum & shit everywhere bathhouses, dying of aids alone at 80 lbs (looking like a hall of cost survivor), and drag queens grooming groups of children in their art?
are they homophobes or what
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>>97920683
and a torch of defiance reprint, that's about it
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>>97919444
these seem good since its 150 per pack. so 2 60 card decks with sideboards or 1 commander deck with some other swap outs and just other sleeves to have on hand.
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dropped $250 on a deck award
and I still need more cards for it
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i saw this too, huge if true
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what do you mean?
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Is it smart to blow hundreds on Premodern cards right now? The format is proxy friendly, the hype could cool down eventually and maybe WotC will manage to get their greasy fingers on the format after all.
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nobody plays premodern and why would they ACTIVELY play with the shittiest cards in magics history?
let me know when they make a format from 9th edition/OG mirrodin to m13/OG Innistrad. thats an actual limited format with the best of magic. might even hace a stipulation to also allow cards from 93-95
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Chandra was revealed to be a fire albino autist, so her being awkward makes sense and Liliana calling Gideon beefcake was probablh because she was annoyed that she was being dragged into this gatewatch business after the events of eldritch moon and was just trying to push gideon's buttons.
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>>97920615
Assuming the wording is changed to
>Whenever you canst a spell, if its CMC is greater than CARDNAME'S p/t, grow
https://scryfall.com/search?q=otag%3Acheaper-than-mv+cmc%3D%3C4+game%3 Apaper&unique=cards&as=grid&order=n ame
https://scryfall.com/search?q=otag%3Apitch-spell+cmc%3C4+game%3Apaper& unique=cards&as=grid&order=name
And probably more than I'm missing. Daze is the main example that comes to mind. This means it can work with Daze, FoN, FoV, all of the MH2 evokers etc. I thought Daze and FoN especially would have been obvious.
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>>97920041
they've had this since alpha and its called regeneration
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>>97920926
No. Buy stuff that's cheap, buy nice basics - like the island you posted - don't buy reals for cards like Terravore, Mox Diamond etc. Either buy a $20 printer or buy proxies; BL is working on this premodern set right now and Usea has been doing a bunch of premodern staples recently as well.
>maybe WotC will manage to get their greasy fingers on the format
The only ways Wizards can monetize the format are
-Premodern masters
-Reprinting premodern staples in non-format-specific masters sets like Double Masters or whatever
-Secret lairs focusing on expensive premodern staples
-Official support for the format in the form of GPs or other sanctioned events
You ask any premodern player if they would accept a Premodern Horizons set and they will laugh at you
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But none of them are destructive to the format, which is the point; any attempts to hijack the format would be met with the entire premodern playerbase laughing at the corporation who are powerless in this context.
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>>97921150
That's what reminder text is for (on otherwise simple cards with that keyword).
>>97921155
Not exactly what I meant but yeah these too (honestly make more sense)
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>the set has 11 planeswalkers
>because they have to reprint all 5 of the normal coloured ones in addition to the 5 colour shifted
>because nu-mtg fans wouldn't know who the fuck those non-UB characters are and wouldn't get the joke
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The set numbers don't make sense.
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>>97921155
Rummage is the opposite, no? Discard first then draw
Are there any situations where someone would rather Rummage than Loot? Provided the Rummage cost involves actually discarding a card, so you can't just have it as a free draw if it's the last card in your hand
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when do we get the alt-reality set where Lili becomes my wife instead.............
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So will the Hexhaven schools teach the same things as the 5 Strixhaven schools but with shifted colors? So like Dromoka replaces Lorehold in teaching history and Ojutai replaces Silverquill in teaching word magic?
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They just released the Instant card Flashback in SOS that only costs 1 Mana. This thing is worse in every way other than having a body.
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Professor White Power 2WW
+1 Destroy all black creatures
+2 Draw 3 cards (yes this is a white ability)
-5 You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell that doesn’t share a color with a creature you control, counter that spell unless that player pays {X}, where X is its mana value."
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Looks boring / bad enough to be legit.
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What is it with yappers and MTG. I have met so many people playing this game that will. Not. Stop. Speaking for more than 1 second. Just stream of conciousness, continuous blathering about everything and nothing. Has anyone else noticed this.
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How do cards like this work with Trample?
Say, for example, I have a 4/3 attacker versus a 2/3 defender.
Would the attacker still have to assign 3 damage to the defender then trample for 1x3 or would the attacker only have to assign 1 damage to the defender because of the triple damage effect?
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>>97921693
I actually really like off-color takes on stuff, Planar Chaos is still one of my favourite sets
It helps that this era of Magic had by far the best art, in my opinion
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>>97922326
Several of Dominaria's continents were temporally phased out from the plane during the Phyrexian invasion. While the invasion was defeated, it turns out that putting the plane back together is more complicated than taking it apart. Temporal rifts form on the plane and over time start spilling out things and people from alternate histories. Like the alternate version of Braids here who wasn't an evil cabalist who magically weaponized insanity and became trapped in her own nightmares.
Eventually things are sorted out and set back as they were, mostly. Stuff from the Rathi Overlay remained on Dominaria. And the continent of Zhalfir turned into a whole new plane instead of being restored to where it was. But mostly things worked out.
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Why did WotC decided Extended should completly replace Standard?
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because one of the complaints they got about standard was that people didn't like spending a lot of money on a deck that wouldn't last very long, so their solution was increasing the duration a set stays in standard
obviously they forgot to factor in their decision to push out a new set every other month so here we are
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There's probably a section of the set that's specifically normal universe and their alternate universe counterparts. And the numbering of those cards comes after the normal set.
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Ironically it would. People would fuck around and try things they didn't back in the day. Or for the first time ever.
Old Kamigawa block was deemed failure, but I guarantee people would play it a lot now.
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>>97921141
Too little words to Keyword. Better as an ability word like Landfall.
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I just went 0-3 against an endless parade of izzet draft decks. I am so sick of this stupid design era where everything has to have a secondary or recursion effect, so the two colours that specialise in it dominate. It's seriously unfun.
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>You ask any premodern player if they would accept a Premodern Horizons set and they will laugh at you
Not even that, the POINT OF PREMODERN is that it is a non-rotating time capsule of old game design.
There is no point to add new cards to it because that misses the point, it is also why certain cards are banned while some equally strong cards are basically allowed to exist forevermore (survival, until recently tide, cradle, dreadnaught, gush), same with 93/94.
>>97921146
WoTC will never enact
1. Reprinting expensive premodern cards (because the expensive cards are expensive because of the RL)
2. Premodern masters (why would you make a premium product where all the chase cards cannot be reprinted and the draft design is antithetical to the current draft design?)
3. GPs aren't for formats that don't move product on shelves, sanctioning premodern would kill it because then people will need to buy RL shit which is why legacy and vintage are dead in a ditch outside of 4 times a year.
WoTC randomly does the reprinting or the SL wouldn't meaningfully affect premodern.
Wotc hasn't monetized pauper to any meaningful degree and that format is a magnitude bigger than premodern (paupergeddons, which suck to get into if you aren't italian and are almost impossible for non-europeans, get 1k+ players).
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>>97922418
Braids my beloved
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He'd only have to assign 1, and then can deal 9 damage to the defending player.
it's basically whatever's needed to kill the creature. That's why trample+deathtouch is such a good combo, because you only have to assign 1 damage and then can trample over with the rest.
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hummm humm brewbrewbrew pioneer grixis control big spells hummm
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>>97921991
That tracks, she was the MVP of Duskmourn despite never entering the plane, if she can beat Vaginamoth from Ravnica she can probably beat Jace while he's high on bath salts or whatever.
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>>97923424
>spending 4 mana on a artifact
>in CSC, the format
not gonna happen lil bro
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>>97918835
What if they did a new set of Plane Chase for Reality Fracture? That'd be awesome. But man, what a long wait for Reality Fracture. Fuck Universes Beyond right in its nasty unkempt pussy.
None of you guys buy Universes Beyond. It needs to fucking fail so Magic can be good again.
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Imagine if WOTC did something like this with the reserved list.
The relaunch of Neo Geo is turning the retro market upside down.
Total investor death!
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>>97922311
Cards that aren't Legendary can be more than one person just with the same abilities. There isn't just one Snapcaster Mage, it's a class of human wizards.
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Are there a decent few LGS's running Planar Standard? What are the oldest sets allowed in it?
>>97922990
God damn, we need to just not give in and never, NEVER buy anything UB. Make that shit sit unsold on shelves all over the country. Make them STOP THIS BULLSHIT.
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>But what if everyone wore cowboy hats?
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https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/making-magic/secrets-of-strixhaven-v ision-design-handoff-part-1
Silverquill focused on Keyword counters. Inklings were 2/2 with flying.
Prismari had Drones as their mascot.
Lorehold's spirits were 2/3 that exiled a card from the grave on attack.
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>Duskmourn & Capenna run by demons
>Innistrad & Ulgrotha run by vampires
>Arcavios & Tarkir run by dragons
>Lorwyn-Shadowmoor run by faeries
>Theros, Kaldheim & Amonkhet run by gods
>Ikoria run by dinosaurs
>Serra's realm run by angels
Curiously the planes ruled by traditionally white or blue creatures seem uncommon. Like archons and sphinxes. You'd think being color-coded for extreme expressions of law and reason would make them more likely to gravitate towards positions of authority, but across the multiverse they rarely do.
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>>97924127
Fuck. Now I want a croissant.
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Ravnica, for one. Theros was also led by the W god.
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>black Archons
Ripping off Bolas, are we?
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>tfw we will never get the last elder giant: skotha
it hurts so much bros
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So because it's getting posted I went back to browse SNC cards and found that apparently there are angels watermarked for the families, which is weird.
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Also I'd forgotten it had cephalid cuties
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There's also an Obscura one.
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Are there any free cardscanner apps that are not cancer? My usecases:
>Find a pile of cards in my apartment, scan through it, export a list to moxfield
>Find a pile of cards, anything valuable inside?
>Come home from a draft/prerelease, scan the chaff, add to my collection.
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>"we need to make cephalids more appealing to the 'humans only' set, give them a less animalistic design"
like a year later
>now we need to retcon their creature type to just be octopus
You don't hate Wizards enough.
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Speaking of Cephalids and amazing art on shit cards.
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Kamigawa is great. We all love it. Don't pretend like you don't.
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yeah look at all of this soul
it definitely wasn't cancer to play against or whatever
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>>97925092
Why are Questing Beast and Embercleave there they weren't Banned? Also you forgot Mystic Sanctuary. Remember each banned Eldraine card is a different type.
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Reality Fracture will turn things around.
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>Why are Questing Beast and Embercleave there they weren't Banned?
because I'm talking about eldraine standard, I played against all of these cards when they came out
>Also you forgot Mystic Sanctuary
I didn't forget, mystic sanctuary bascially saw no play in standard, it was only a problem in formats where it was easy to fetch it (and pauper I guess)
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Kamigawa (original) is probably the biggest case of historic revisionism I've ever seen in Magic history. When the set came out I genuinely didn't see a single person that had anything positive to say about the set aside from "the design mistakes weren't as bad as Mental Misstep". The opinion was that the designs were ugly as sin, the mechanics were total ass (fitting since one of them was "legends matter"), and the story was a clusterfuck of 10000 characters that did nothing.
In many ways I feel it now perfectly embodies what a lot of armchair designers say Magic should be, where it's a block people say is peak, but if WotC actually stuck with that direction it would have killed the game because nobody would actually buy it, including the people glazing it so hard.
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Never forget what they took from you.
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To each his own.
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>Fun fact: the original briefing called for the girls wearing suspenders but after concerns regarding family friendliness I had to put pants on them for the final version. Ironically, on the card the text field almost completely covers the lower body of the girls so it really didn't make a big difference anyway. As a little bonus, I'm presenting the original lingerie version of the card illustration, too. Art direction: Sarah Wassell
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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>97924903
I kinda need to know this too.
>>97925045
Neon Dynasty was tons of fun to play and I wish it had gotten a whole Block, but I guess Blocks were discontinued shortly before it...
>>97925474
Is all that shit true?
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>>97925498
>Is all that shit true?
Yes
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Isabela
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Porpoises
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https://x.com/search?q=oops+(from%3ABeExcellent80s)
this guy is so mindbroken lmao
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>>97925664
There hasn't been a plot point that has mattered since MOM. All of the new junk is just a bunch of new mcguffins that have gone nowhere and some hints at Jace "being up to something". That's it. You are caught up.
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>>97925664
When I got into magic a year ago I got the gist of the lore from the Tvtropes summaries page, and I still prefer to read that than the cringe ass modern writing in WOTC source material. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/MagicTheGathering
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lore in nu mtg
>they found a wild west plane, everybody put on cowboy hats
>they visit speedracer plane and start driving cars around
>they visit the horror house theme park and were horrified
>they revisit tarkir, all the old dragons need to be killed because there's a new cycle
>they revisit Strixhaven and meet Black Snape from the upcoming HBO Harry Potter adaptation.
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>>97925019
Eh, I found it unnecessary because in my eyes Lorwyn was already the fairy tale plane and the whole set-up of 5 mono colored courts was really generic. Tje draft was also a bit unbalanced, with milling being too good and consistent.
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>>97925207
I like the set, the aesthetics and the legendaries matter focus BUT everything else besides ninjutsu sucked. The hand size focus, bushido was boring as hell. Those lands that didn't untap if you made colored mana. Sucked.
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>>97921317
>So alt-reality Chandra became a fascist instead of a firebrand.
Yeah, SOS story basically indicated the alternate Chandra was a Consulate enforcer. Why this is somehow 'better' is anybody's guess but who knows I half expect they'll show alternate Jace existing alongside regular Jace and alternate Jace will be the secret evil final bad guy.
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>>97924903
Ok fuck it. I spent way too much time making one and now, I got something that at least kinda works. I could scan the prerelease pile without issues. Now, I need to find out how to make the $99 back if I want to share this with other people. Has anyone ITT ever published apps?
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did they change the lore? i thought chandra was a psychopath who burned her parents' house down and they exiled her but i'm not sure if i'm getting her mixed up with lina from dota
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Liliana of the Veil (black) vs Liliana of the Thong (white)
Jace the Mindsculptor (blue) vs Jace the Musclesculptor (green)
Ajani Goldmane (white) vs Ajani Goldchain (black)
Garruk Wildspeaker (green) vs Garruk Rhymespitter (red)
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>>97926543
Yeah, they will fix standard, ban all UB cards, make a new release shedule, fight scalpers, increase quality control, switch to print on demand, reprint much needed staples, hire actual writers for the story, and make better art direction. It will all be fine. Trust the plan.
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>>97926490
Garruk is Black and Ajani Red.
Why do people keep mixing this up.
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>>97927184
It's just this, but with Planeswalkers
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>>97925572
To be honest, the "Emu war" was just three soldiers with two guns sent to help farmers deal with big birds ruining their plantations.
It took three days and they killed between 900 and 3000 Emus (conflicting numbers, probably closer to 900s tho). It did jack shit because population of Emus at that time was at least 20k, but for how much resources and time they had, it's quite impressive.
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