There was a post or 2 about straight men asses that prompted me to use smutgpt to cook up this. Note this was written using AI

https://rentry.org/fmqp25kc

>>81393420
Based.

Sex

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Give me your most cursed yet technically still on topic images

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>>81395144
Like this

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Why can't my taxpayer money go towards research into making anthros real? Think of the benefits

>>81393384
Coming soon: Summer. In which Anon, after about a year working at the amthro bull milking ranch, has long since discovered why they constantly need new staff. The novelty, it turns out, swiftly wears off when the clients all keep on finding a different trend to follow. Now summer has arrived, they've all gone for the "Western Rancher" aesthetic. "Pard'ner" this, "Mighty fine" that. Time to rustle up this cattle...again.

Winter is now complete, at around 12 pages and 10,500 words. https://rentry.co/d3xcv3a7#part-5

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>>81395246
Nice work officeanon. I look forward to reading it.

>>81394964
but why couldn't it be me

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>>81395246
Thanks again Officeanon. It's a shame it ended so abruptly, but I'm sure you had your reasons.

>>81394964
I wish I could share stupid brainrot memes with my anthro friend.

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This is peak male body. You might not like it, but it's true.

>>81396690
It was one of the implied themes really, two worlds that briefly interceted. The Deer can't really stay, and will leave when the snow does. Not much more needed to be written, and I didn't want to drag it out.

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>>81395172
A first step to bring them into our world would be for some robot company (could be Tesla with Optimus, could be some chinese firm) to offer their humanoid android with an optional synth-style head. Perhaps ostensibly to lessen the uncanny valley effect. Would be a good first start.
Tails, differently built bodies, special replacable genital modules and all the other nice stuff can come later.
Honestly we're closer to this than ever.

WAKE UP

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Birb

I'm trying to find some hmoma stories that I want to re-read but can't remember what they're called or where to find them.

One is where the human is a sex worker or something like that. His client is a shy horse who's like twice his twice and they go to an amusement park or something and the human tops the horse in a bathroom.

The other is about a guy who is a slob that's being 'haunted' by a demon that keeps on making his house all neat and tidy and he tries to get rid of it, but his attempts only causes it to take a physical form where the demon is revealed to be a sexy panther man.

If anyone can tell me where to find them or post links to the stories, that would be appreciated.

>>81402889
Second one might be this?
https://rentry.org/bigmonsterboyfriendfull

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The domestication conspiracy is REAL

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>>81405189
and his tail is still wagging intently in all the pictures

>>81404406
Don't drink the Skinquafina.

I wanna read some date fics, anyone have any?

>>81394321
Source?

>>81393384
Alder and Jacob! love these 2! also missed these threads! 2 days was waaay too much and i missed the manly gay anthros!

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>>81408494
smug gamer bussy is best bussy

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>>81405169
>>81405174
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>>81405206
>Ywn have this

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>>81394321
Big scalie dudes being total bottoms for their smaller human partners and always end up cuddling with them afterwards for body heat (regardless on if they actually need it or not)

>>81393384
Summer:
It’s already been a year and already the novelty has worn thin. When you took this job at this “farm” you had done so with a bit of giddy trepidation. How taboo it all was, to “milk” all these bulls and experience the raw sexual thrill of manhandling these massive individuals. You are good at it too; you really know how to make them pop. The job was almost the perk, you got to fuck them if you wanted to. Yet, most of the previous handlers had quit long before you had, either because they had found better jobs or on the rare occasion had discovered true love with the more straightly-orientated clients. Which meant by the time you had arrived all that was left were an assortment of very gay bulls. Not that you were complaining.

However, the novelty had worn thin when you realised they *conspired* together, and thus *against* you. How? They adopted a microcosm of fashion trends for shits and giggles. When you started the theme had been “serious businessmen”, complete with snappy suits, sunglasses and newspapers. You had been tricked at the time, because you hadn’t seen them change and they kept up the act well. There was even the vague notion of millionaire status amongst them and the promise of “massive tips”. But then when autumn came a new client had joined wearing a retro bomber jacket and suddenly you were surrounded by a vaguely misremembered WW2 air force squadron and it had shattered the illusion. Now you knew the truth: they did it to annoy you. Not in the cruel way, but in the teasing good-natured ribbing way. The way that meant you wouldn’t quit because of it, but so that when you stood in front of the judge for murdering them, you’d had it as “Exhibit A” as to why.

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>>81412695
>big scalies catching human men
>demanding sexual favors, snuggles and body heat before letting their victims go
most of these cases never get reported for some reason

>>81413149
Bull milking was a serious business. You had to be a clean operator to manage the clean equipment. The company said it was for “pharmaceutical purposes” but you had never once seen anything advertising it and any casual internet search did nothing much either. But, as you walked into work, it did not matter because the pay was real. The place was built like a farm, except nearly all the anthro bulls left at the end of the day and the field was mostly used to kick a ball around between session or longue on. The main building was like a stable, complete with individual stalls and had an office attached for distant corporate paperwork which you essentially never visited. For some reason you never quite understood the stalls still had hay bedding, despite the fact there were perfectly adequate chairs in larger anthro sizes, but the bulls had all insisted they genuinely preferred it. You didn’t judge, it’s why they liked you.

But they liked you so much that *this* season’s theme had been another paper-thin plot to drive you up the wall. It was inevitable really – it was cowboys. Ten gallon hats, belt buckles the size of dinner plates, denim, flannel, chewing on a single stalk of wheat as they speak in a bad impression of a midwestern drawl. “Howdy pardner!” this. “Mighty fine I reckon!” that. But what made it worse was how they had all changed the theme over the same weekend. Friday it had been all “mission accomplished boys” and “I eat flak for breakfast” and now Monday had rolled around and each of them was leaning against a wall tipping their hats.
“I have to find another job,” you say to yourself. One of the bulls winks at you. He’s put his nose ring back in. “Before I start to enjoy it.”

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>>81413160
>work on anthro farm
>basically get a harem full of huge, muscular, playful, and always horny bulls
>can use them however you want
>can even fuck them if you need to
>get paid well, on top of that
>sounds like heaven
still >"I have to find another job,” you say to yourself.
wtf is wrong with our protagonist here?

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It's International Polar Bear Day today!

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Just curious, if given the opportunity, would you also have sex with your fursona, if you have one?

Me personally, I would. He's literally just me but as a red panda and since we're both into human men having gay sex with anthro men, we'd be down for it if not straight up eager.

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>>81413149
>>81413160
A great start. I look forward so reading more

>>81413160
Strictly speaking, there was a roster to adhere to. However, you toss the clipboard to the side and watch as it Frisbees into the wall because it has never once mattered who you attended to first. At this point it was purely up to you and they had never complained. Well, not to your managers at least, but they sure as hell loved to complain if they thought it would get a rise out of you. You pick a stall, brimmed hats with holes cut out for the curled horns turn as you pass them by.

“Howdy Anon.”
“Morning Hank.”
“Mornin’ Anon.”
“Morning Karl.”
“Pardner.”
“Morning Frankie.”

Down the line you went. Each one was grinning, some of them were struggling to hold in the tittering that was trying to escape their lips. It must be your posture, they know this is going to be funny.

You open the latch for Morris’ space. Inside, head bowed for maximum dramatic concealment of his eyes, is the bull himself. Like all the others he towered over you, sported a bit of a gut, and had arms that could squeeze an unopened tin can flat between them if they were flexed. They were currently crossed in front of him, white furred, like the rest of him. He, at least, hadn’t gone too overboard with the theme. He shifted his stance. Some bastard nearby must have took that for a signal because from somewhere out of sight one them put on the “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” theme. It came loudly from a tiny speaker, for which any one of their phones could be playing it. And you knew, just *knew* that if you went to look someone else would play it on the other side of the room like a game of keep-away.

“Now, I ain't sayin' this as a complaint,” drawled the bull facing you, “but if y’all could speed this up just a smidge, I got a poker game in twenty minutes.”

>>81416071
“Uh huh?” you rub your hands together to build some heat and friction. You are a professional, and were not about to just hand them the win. “Take the hat off. I can’t reach it.”

He chuckled, deep and lazy. "Well now, that’d be wrong, see? To part a man from his hat. It’s stayin’ on, boy.”

You advance on him, grabbing his belt and unbuckling the thing. He didn’t resist, just watched with evident amusement on his muzzle. It was a brass lump fashioned into the word “TEXAS” in the exact stupid font you knew it would be. Thusly loosened his jeans gave and allowed bits of him to relax. You had to save your strength, if you started engaging with the banter early you’d end up repeating their corny jokes ten or more times. With a long yank the belt hisses free from his derriere.

“Take them off, Morris.” You snap the thick leather belt in your grip.

“You gunna hit me with that if I don’t?”

“Worse, I won’t.”

“*Whoo-wee*. Now we’re talkin’!” he begins to unbutton his shirt. Each pop of the buttons let out a little hint of the hay and leather cologne they had certainly all shared the same bottle of. It smelled great. You hated how much you liked it. All it did was showed that they had learned a lot about you over the past year. Next came the jeans and his underwear with it, but the hat still stayed on.

At the other end of each stall was a pump for *The Milker*. The machine was a modern device of chrome and glass and despite its clinical appearance was effectively an industrial-grade multiple-participant sex machine. It was probably worth hundreds of thousands. It probably had to be custom made. It was the only other thing on this farm that didn’t, in some way, think it was a comedian.

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Bumping with a pic of one of my first crushes

>>81417211
The rape horse from Berserk was your first crush?

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>>81413392
>It's International Polar Bear Day today!
And that means that YOU need to take responsibility! Because of the industrial activities of humans, polar bears are losing their home on the ice in the arctic! Which means when you anthro government assigns you as their state mandated boyfriend to help them acclimatize, you don't say "what" nor "I never consented to this, is this even legal", you say "thank you, please send me another polar bear"

>>81415476
Currently coming up with one, basically just me but hyena. Might make him a bit more attractive than me tho, just fixing up some stuff im not content with on myself.
And yes I absolutely would. FUCK i wanna do everything with a yeen guy

>>81417211
I want a good look at stallions backside

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>>81415476
I don't have art of him specifically because I can't design or draw for shit but he's a Lugia, and since we're essentially the same people, I'd definitely be down to cuddle, explore our kinks together, and lose our virginity to one another

bad thread getting to page 10 like that

that's the /endo/ thread's job

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>>81394321
I can't find anything of this, who's the artists/source?

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>>81424057
>mfw this one uninpainted slop keeps getting reposted
>rarely do I see the ones I inpainted go around like that

>>81425284
no surprise, he's super hot. care to give us a catbox to see the prompt and models used?

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Opinions on femboys with muscle?

>>81426516
Sex

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>and then they had rough sex afterwards during lunch break
>protogen's "lunch" is just the human guy's cum

>>81420039
noty first crush but one of my first crushes, pretty much discovered him the same day i discovered i was gay and was craving to watch more gay porn.

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Would you give high risk belly rubs?

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A: Human
B: Dragon
C: Demon
D: Equine
E: Alien
F: Snake
G: Canine
H: Dolphin
I: Duck
J: Robot
K: Octopus
L: Slime

>>81428613
that doesnt seem risky, he loves it!
would also give some low risk blowies

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>Anthros are mysteriously more likely to find human villains more sympathetic...

bump

>>81416086
You sighed; it was blindly obvious how this was going to go. You creak the leather in your grip as the machine politely hums to life. Morris leans forwards, plump rump on display, tail up and out of the way for what he wants to come next. You fold the belt and pull your arm back as far as it will go and then strike as hard as your frustrations will allow. An incredibly satisfying *snap* pings off the confining walls of the stall. One of the other bulls does a loud whistle from nearby, which is then joined by several poorly copied attempts.

Morris’ neighbour, Frankie, leant over the stall. Largely black with a few white splotches, he had a maroon-coloured poncho as part of his attire. You had swiftly learned after only a week they viewed this experience like going to the barbers. Sit in the chair, get pampered. It was all the same. They had only held off for the first week to stop you leaving immediately.

“Hoo boy! Give it to ‘im, Anon!” Frankie did a whip motion with his hand and added the sound effect with the corner of his mouth.

“Oh he’s tryin’ alright!” Morris called back as you struck again. A lot of the bulls liked being spanked. Some of them enjoyed watching it as well.

“Stop,” you strike the bull again. With glutes this great it was impossible to miss them. “Touching,” another strike. “Yourself. Whilst. I. Am. Working.” Frankie put both his hands in the air to prove he wasn’t. You gently rub the cheeks you had been tormenting, a little bit of soft aftercare to demonstrate your magnanimity. “If you get off without my permission, I’ll make you all miss your stupid poker game.”

>>81437343
You had each of the sucking nozzles of the machine calibrated to your client’s preferences. Morris, for example, liked a full-length pump. He also liked being spanked. He was against the back wall, head down, hat still on, as you creaked the leather belt in your grip again.

“What’s going on over there?” someone from a faraway stall called out.
“He’s going to town on Morris’ ass with his own belt!” Frankie called out over his shoulder.
“Is he joining us for poker later?”
“I’ll ask! Hey, Anon-”

“Yes, I’ll play a round or two once I’ve got Frankie to pop,” you roll your eyes as you raise your voice in reply. There was scattered cheers. They were shit at poker. On purpose, because they only ever played strip poker. You whack Morris’ ass again, the machine’s quiet hum kicks up a notch as a sudden influx is forced into it.

“Aww, is Anon making you rush, Morris?” crooned Frankie to his neighbour who was huffing as he was catching his breath between teeth-clenching moments of machoistic pleasure.

“S-shut up, you…dang…v-v-” Morris was having trouble remembering the word.
“Varmint?” Frankie supplied helpfully.
“Dang varmint! Argh!” another spurt escaped. You had expertly judged the side he hadn’t braced properly.

“Frankie, you have a prostate the size of an apricot-”
“That’s ‘cause I eat all me pork ‘n beans, sonny Jim.”
“-and in a moment, I am going to squeeze it dry. Then you can see if you can keep up the salt-of-the-earth rancher act.”

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>>81436622
Hot

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>>81438290
cute!

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>>81436622
>>81442149

>>81444229
Extra hot

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>>81429502
>*SQUISH*

>>81442398
Must mating press

>>81447954
Extreme hot

WAKE UP

>>81449906
GRABABRUSHANDPUTONALITTLEMAKEUP

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>>81449958
WHYDIDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE

>>81450287
HEREYOUGOCREATEANOTHERFABLE

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YABBA DABBA DOO

What type of anthro male would want to mating press a human femboy? Asking for a friend haha

>>81453341
A lion, he's keep you as his personal fuck meat for when the wives are away hunting.

Or a bear who misidentifies you as a girl in the woods, but by that point he's too committed.

>>81456082
Cute

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>>81394964
gonna be real, looking at this kinda hurts real bad. Because I'll never have this. for someone like me whos shy and not outgoing, falling in love with the one you grew up with, a cute anthro at that, would be the perfect thing.
But still I'm a relatively lucky one since at least I also have a childhood friend whom I care about deeply (Very much human and sadly not cute). Our relationship is a purely platonic friendship (though ive had some "interesting" dreams over the years...).

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humans on anthro twinks is kino

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A manly lizard from a manly game smoking some manly swampweed

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>>81415476
Had a bear fursona, I acquired an inanimate_animate fetish early on so imagine pic but light brown fur with sowing stitches on the limb segments.

And yes, I'd plow him until his stuffing came out.

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Bear butts

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>>81393384

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>>81463917
>Bear butts
why do so many bears bottom for human men?

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tutoring isn't going well...

>>81393384
al-bibi

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Which fictional anthro character would you like to date the most?

>>81397714
Synth sexo

>>81471122
i think you know the answer for me

>>81470509
Makes me think of Flemish Giants in anthro form.

>>81465330
Because they have great asses?

>>81463917
cute

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>>81473489
nta but probably

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WAKE UP FAGGOTS!!!

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>>81454498
>Ywn steal a lion away from the pride's lionesses by being such a good fuck

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>>81454498
>>81477591
>anon's POV

>>81477992
Do those lioness like watching their mates have gay sex?

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>>81478875
>>81477992
I've had it up to here with these fujo lionesses watching me and boyfriend fuck each other

>>81479093
giwtwm

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>Your anthro friend made an odd comment, that "you smell better all natural, without deodorant"

>>81395246
Very hot, i sometimes think of wanting to fuck the deer in 99 nights

>>81480464
holy build

>>81481467
Bro knows sexo

>>81474804
He died