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based off this tweet https://x.com/klngoxymoron/status/2027067060225032592
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Love for your DW is always moral
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I seen that fag on twitter, he even called me a nonce for loving my dog wife lol what a dumbass
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Wish I could get all the juicy mare pussy!
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>>81413626
>>81413482
I found a better diagram
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>>81419815
>this is factual based on current law
Bullshit. Current law has zero reason to account for ANY nonhuman species, humanoid for not, because we haven't found any aliens yet.
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>>81420410
I initially misunderstood what they were trying to say, partly because of how low the screenshot resolution is. They are saying that drawing non-sapient bestiality is okay, but they're doing it by trying to smuggle the point in for some reason.
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>>81419815

Do we have a larger version of the picture in that tweet?
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>Link transforms into a wolf
>Epona takes the opportunity to finally talk to him
>She asks him to have sex with her when he turns back into a human
>She's been trying to communicate her need to him for years, but the language barrier has prevented her feelings from coming across
>Link, who absolutely understood exactly what it was that Epona was wanting all of those times she tried to "communicate," just stays quiet and awkwardly digs up the rupee that he transformed for
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>>81413482
>didn't post the full
fag
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>>81421066
ditto
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>>81422637
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>>81422116
wolf form animal sex == totally not bestiality
Link should've realized this
it's like that one Robot Chicken sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j67FlSknHB8
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oh great another braindead moron
https://x.com/DEKRYPTIDS/status/2027210871068602400
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>>81423849

Thanks.
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>>81425596
>human pussy
why? it looks bad
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>let me do it for you
>>81423849
if my girl spontaneously decides on her own volition to lick my dick, is that animal abuse
I don't make her do it. but I also don't stop her
hell, it's hard to get her to stop once she starts lol
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long mlems
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>got a treat for me, master?
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>>81425596
i need a cookie edit
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rip iwiftp
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>>81426813
worthless anyway
just scrape zx18
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Its not quite feral, its something in between multibreast, 2 footed, but more hunched then most, but anyone got the feral frenzy vicar amelia full vid? seems like the place where people would have it.
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>>81427633
Courtesy of f95zone. Feral frenzy constantly putting out hits. https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1KsnqfDZxjQ-V72DKS5xszq-6nuRgcrV8?usp=drive_link
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>google drive
bruh
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>>81426813
Fuck I forgot to save that mp3 that played if you clicked on DMCA there
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>>81428556
It doesnt require signing in. Can reupload it to catbox or whatever if you prefer.
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>>81430902
Fucking love these
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>>81425313
but what if anthro but dog brain?!
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I'm thinking of adopting a girl. Which breed is the most needy of human "attention"?
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>>81431800
Pitties, thats where it's at man
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>>81428309
noice. Thanks man!

Always had a crush on amelia, but I do prefer her more on the monstrous side like in game rather than the often more conventionally anthro.
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>>81432340
>crush on /monster/ woman
Massively zased. The truest of all love. How do you imagine you falling for one another, Hunter~?
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>>81431256
this is doing stuff to my brain
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>>81431800
>adopt
don't adopt. shelters spay dogs before you get them. spay means no going into heat, a probable lack of interest, and less vaginal length
get a dog from something like classifieds and ask if they're spayed if they don't say. or just get a puppy and raise her, that's what I did
as for breed, get a Great Dane. they're super sweet, calm, and lazy, and it's very likely that they'll be big enough for fun
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I heard dentist can tell when someone sucked dick due to bruising in the back of their throat but if someone maked out with a dog could they know? asking for a friend who is going to the dentist soon
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>>81433790
Yeah, you are correct about shelters. It's always something to take into consideration
However, I should've specified I'm not American and spaying is pretty uncommon here. Unless you specifically ask them to spay or neuter your puppy they wouldn't do it
>Great Dane
I've been hesitant to get a large breed due to their reduced lifespan but honestly that gigantic cookie is worth considering
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>Pit
True too. Pits can be pretty horny even outside season.
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>>81432611
Probably comfort her and let her know that her pain doesn't have to be faced alone. And that I love her despite, no, even moreso, because of her beastly form. she should embrace both her human and beastly selves and find the beauty in both. What is more truly human if not something half way between beast and angel?
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>>81431800
From what I've heard, golden retriever
>>81433798
Just kissing a dog? No.
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>>81436325
im still a bit nervous my lady is very dominant occasionally nipping my bottom lip and going extra rough with her tongue
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>>81437099
Don't worry about it, it will never occur to your dentist
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>>81437099
Your dentist inspects your teeth and thinks:
>Damn, this nigga be kissing dogs!
I wish I had your problem.
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>>81437178
it does seem kinda goofy when put like this >>81437757 but im still paranoid, I feel like my lady being rough with her tongue would cause some weird looking bruising or something and my dentist might get curious on how I got like that
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>>81439564
nobody cares or wants to wade into that mess
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>>81436464
>rubbing in front of knot vs gripping behind
poor doggo. hope it doesn't chafe too bad
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>>81439564
Your dentist will instantly know you kiss your dog and immediately as you to kiss their dog. Prepare to pump gallons of semen into desperate cookie after your appointment is over.
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>>81434404
>reduced lifespan
it's ~9 years for a giant doggo vs ~12 for an average one. either way, they're gonna die way before their time
>that gigantic cookie is worth considering
a big succulent cookie you can get in is so worth it. sadness might arrive a bit sooner, but the intimate time you can spend together is awesome
imo
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Where are the damn mares?
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>>81438715
don't forget horse cock too, also dragons are somehow fine for these people
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>>81434404
>reduced lifespan
>purebreds
>great dane
anon please, please don't. they also have hip and joint issues very early on due to how large they get. when they get even a little elderly they are in excruciating pain

get a very mutt mixed dog if you can / a dog with a linage you know of so you can tell if they will have specific health issues in the future like their parents
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Long, depressing, and retarded post ahead:

My first zoophilic crush is dead. Basically, my uncle owned a fuckass weiner dog and a female G.S.D who I really loved and will henceforth refer to as Z. In a conversation I had with my uncle today, I learned that a couple months back, Z killed the fuckass weiner dog and he put her down. I really liked Z, and everytime I came over, I would instantly run to the backyard and play fetch with her until we were too tired to continue. After that we would go inside and she would follow me around until I left and ask for pettings, she liked me so much. I really wish that I paid more attention to her and less to what my asshole cousins were doing. She was also really cute and was the first dog I really had a crush on. I still have pictures of her from the last time I saw her. I remember I kissed and hugged her and we played fetch until she got too hot and had to sploot herself out on the ground. I still remember how happy she was to play with me and how she wagged her tail and even how she smelled when I embraced her. Now I only have one friend with a G.S.D and that dog is very old. Soon I'll only know tiny fuckass dogs undeserving of any love. The whole situation is shit. Whenever I try to blame my Uncle for what happened, I feel like a scumfuck. When I therefore default to blaming Z I feel like a traitor. She wasn't even my fucking dog which makes the whole thing even more confusing. I wish I could have been there at an impossible time, to stop her before she started. I didn't care about that fuckass weiner dog either, but it would be worth preserving Z's life. My uncle got a new dog, some other fuckass tiny dog, not even big enough to hug properly when It grows up all the way. I'll probably hold a grudge at it when I inevitably have to meet it. This whole unfair retardery has further cemented my belief that I MUST and that I WILL have my G.S.D.W, and provide her with the attention and pettings Z never got. I forgive you Z.
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I want to have my virginity stolen by a big strong handsome lion. Why is all the female bestiality art always of dogs or horses?! All I have are the fantasies in my head. Oh well…
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>>81441601
most breeders will give you some indication of their lineage's proclivity to things like hip dysplasia. unless they're some backyard breeder of course
I got lucky in that my girl is both a mutt (Dane/English Mastiff) and was tested to not have that shit, so I've got the best of both worlds
hopefully anyway. fingers crossed. but she's almost 4 and she seems fine
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>>81441922
Felines in general are surprisingly rare in feral art but theres been more representation in recent years. Nala fuckers are getting the most of it as usual but some artists are starting to be bold enough to do her with real lionpussy. Theres even a guy on e6ai who is animating full scenes with her. He is really showing where ai animation will go in years to come. Its impressive.
Part of the rise in catfucking has actually come from the hifi rush cat 808 strangely enough especially since shes supposed to be a robot yet despite the regular off model anthro bodies you normally see it seems like people are taking to her as a safe feral similar to the eeveelutions. Males felines as a whole have more anatomically correct depictions but females are getting some steady love now as well. If feral felines and big cats became more popular than horses that would be quite welcome but that will probably never happen.
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>>81435662
dog brains can't consent you rapist
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>>81442581
Nala definitely does some heavy lifting for the feline fuckers, she’s for sure the most popular lioness. She is super sexy after all, even normies can see that when she gives Simba the bedroom eyes in Can You Feel the Love Tonight. I haven’t seen those Nala animations on e6ai though, I’ll have to check them out. I was pretty happy to see that Zira animation from Feral Frenzy, even though she’s not really my preference. Maybe we will get a Kiara or Vitani animation someday…
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>>81427522
Its so bad i dont even want to try
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>>81441730
im not reading this twice, you're upset at a dog you loved for what?
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>>81445505
suit yourself. it sucks balls, but it's where all the new content aggregates
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>>81442581
>e6ai
I didn't even know that's a thing.
Wow!
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>>81441730
>first zoo crush
mine was a failed livestock guardian dog, a huge, beautiful Great Pyrenees at a goat farm
I'd recently gotten my first car so I could drive places, and my mom got interested in cheese making so she sent me to this retail-ish goat farm to pick up milk occasionally
this Great Pyrenees girl would greet me and act super cute and affectionate when I'd get there, and I'd cuddle with her for half an hour every time I went
I'd get a rock hard boner through it all and my underwear would be soaked in pre afterwards. good thing no one ever seemed to notice me with a stiffy, lol
it got to the point where I started making excuses to stop by there all the time just to see her. even snuck in a hay shack once to "play" with her a little bit
but it's been 10ish years now since I last saw her. she's most likely dead by now
pic related, it's her
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this thread is sad, I came for porn not feels
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>>81440316
>goes to dentist to get a check up
>ends up getting raped by a harem of bitches
I think I can live with this
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Idk guys I think my dentist knows what's up, he keeps telling me it looks like I eat a lot of cookies
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>>81450341
better than the vet noticing that your girl looks like she is constantly in heat for some reason
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gooner stuff is weird
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>>81451680
I assume this is what people mean when they say "brainrot"
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>>81451680
I agree. There’s always two types of zoophiles. The ones who treat zoophilia as a fetish, and the ones who genuinely feel sexually and emotionally attracted to animals. The gooner edits are obviously made by people who are brainrotted by porn and choose zoophilia as their new fetish to excite them.
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>>81449862
everyone knows about the horse anus, but dog butt is criminally underrated imo
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>>81451913
couldn't imagine treating my girl like an object and fetishising her, honestly sad some people treat animals like objects sexual or not
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>You get hit by a bus and end up in the waiting room of the afterlife
>The angel handling your case shows you some statistics from your life that she's using to decide where you'll ultimately end up now that you're dead
>She stops on one particular figure
>Times made dog orgasm: 1
>Bull fucking shit
>You're not some degenerate dogfucker
>You vaguely remember a friend's dog humping your leg, but you're pretty sure that was a girl dog
>She tells you that having a dog orgasm score of greater than zero is less than ideal
>But also, it's pretty low, isn't it?
>You've only made a dog cum once?
>If you're going to be a degenerate dogfucker, you could at least be a generous lover too
>She interrupts as you desperately try to explain yourself
>She's giving you another two weeks on Earth
>Getting into people heaven is going to be tricky if you've been pumping pooches, but if you can get those dog cum figures up, then she should be able to get you into dog heaven without too much trouble
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>>81457714
>cookie next to a cookie
ha I know that thread
wish I had a fortune cookie to use
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Pity bump
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>>81463820
pittie
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>unironic dogfuckers in this thread
ew.
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>>81464146
>only fucking dogs ironically
phew!
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anything like this with horse pussy?
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>>81413482
al-bibi
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>>81464146
honestly are you new to these? there's always been dogfuckers here
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>>81467704
i made these 3 edits. happy that u liked them :)
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>>81476587
What? The gelding?
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>>81475424
So what uh, what's the appeal to ya of that sorta stuff?
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im trying to find a story with some sort of cryptid(darkness or shadow?) mustelid ferret wolfy thing and a human. if i remember right, there was also a pic with that thing in very tight staircase, where she just entered mc house
anyone?
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>>81481702
cumming horsecocks look so yummy

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