>>2865250
BASED thread maker and no-monkey business rule imposer. Another rule- NO sex talk is permitted. It is a BANNED topic.

Honest thoughts on Cebu?
I was thinking of including a stop in Philippines for a week before I go to mainland SEA. Manila is the obvious choice, but personally Cebu just looks far more interesting.

>>2865261
are fares to philippines cheaper than to mainland?

>>2865261
Cebu City is nice. There are a few small beaches that are closer than there would be to Manila, and you avoid the cockroach problem in Manila.

>>2865272
No I just want to go, and I don't think I'll ever have another opportunity or reason to go to Philippines. I just want it off my list

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Do we need non stop PHGs?

>>2865261
It depends on what you want to do

The best part of Cebu is it's beaches and eco touristic stuff, not necessarily the city itself. I would hop on a boat and go to Bohol....2 hours from Cebu (shorter than driving 4 hours into the countryside), and go to Panglao.

Is it "the real Philippines"? Not really ...it's catered to tourists, but you only have a week, and if i only had a week I would just be a normie traveller

I can give you more information about Bohol of your inclined

>>2865290
Yes.

My suggested we open a pig farm so I'll have income to be able to stay in the Philippines.

Anyone have experience pig farming?

>>2865273
The beaches in Cebu city are man made nonsense attached to 5 star hotels running 10000 PHP+ a night

>>2865256
What if it's about Siargao Boyz and Stacey

>>2865303
just the women :)

>>2865304
Anon, beaches are better than no beaches. There are no beaches if he goes to Manila. Honestly, Manila has really nothing to offer it except to say you've been to Manila/capital of the pearl of the Orient. Maybe the Manila-U.S. Memorial Cemetery? But that alone isn't worth picking a city over. Cebu City has what Manila has except +beaches. I guess if anon wants to visit BGC? But he's probably been to a nice western skyscraper area before.

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Show dwellings bros. interested in how some of you live

>>2865314
Do you have gout?

>>2865315
I don't think so..

>>2865314
That is the most comically repulsive foot I have ever seen. Do women shudder when they look at you after sex? Do they self harm?

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>>2865314
WHY

>>2865320
why what

>>2865314
Can you walk on that thing?

>>2865320
>fat disabled foot
>blind. Government issued spectacles
Please share more pics

>>2865314
Were you born that way? How do you walk? Also, that foot looks like it belongs to cubabro
>>2865290
That you?

>>2865322
You have an AI generated foot?

>>2865300
NTA but I have a trip booked to Cebu. Still a far way off and haven’t had a deep dive but probably gonna do the normie thing mostly.
So far the mountain lookout, maybe diving and the war monuments.

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>>2865314
Do you use picrel? How do you get around Philippines? How do women react?

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>>2865339
no, I just removed my gf from the pic

>>2865323
yeah but shoes are difficult. they hurt, so I can't wear them for long

>>2865342
You can feed whales in oslob, but show up early.. like 7am

>>2865332
nah, not cuba

>>2865344
Show bob and vagene po

>>2865344
You don't actually have a foot. That's just toes on the end of a leg

>>2865343
They usually react with glee because they think I'm gonna die soon

Little do they know, I'm a poor fag

>>2865314
You own a Rolex. I just know.

>>2865352
>>2865353
Never mind.

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>>2865352
not me
>>2865350
eh

>>2865356
>This thread is for the discussion of serious business


Crusty ass toes the first 10 replies. Sheesh, we're in for another one boys

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>>2865344
>>2865356
Why you niggas feet so ugly. Get in here foot chads

>>2865304
>>2865313
>>2865300
Oh is Cebu like Cancun?
Honestly I'm not really a beach person, as in typical beach going, but I do like nature and hiking, which is what drew me to Cebu based on pictures. However I also like big vibrant cities with lots of history and culture, which Cebu seems to also have, but is Manila better for that? What about nightlife and meeting locals?

What's an example of "real Philippines"? I assumed Manila would be the fakest because capitals usually are, but maybe not?

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>>2865372
>what's an example of "real Philippines?"

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>>2865377
also

>>2865290
Designated shill thread
OP never has any travel stories to contribute, only relentless shilling of the idea that this archipelago is somehow worth a visit.
>>2865320
Everyone in this thread is a goddamn faker, that's why.

>>2865405
see >>2865344 retard

>>2865378
Never been to the Philippines. Shit like this makes me want to go. I love the absolute mess of third world "infrastructure".

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>>2865250
how to get local "Chinita"? I've dated one but it seems like only thing they do is go to work and then go straight back home. They rarely go out unless with friends and on special occasions only. So its somewhat difficult to meet them on random approach???

>>2865434
Be rich and Chinese

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>>2865261
>>2865273
>>2865300
>>2865304
>>2865313

Cebu is a great spot! If only for the hot women! Cebu actually has large numbers of Spanish and Spanish-Mestizo families according to the census, and since they're mixed with Indian-admixed Visayans (From the Sanskrit Srivijayan) rather than the Chinese mixed Tagalogs, Spanish-Cebuanos, they are far hotter than Spanish-Tagalogs.

Here I'll post the towns and cities of Cebu which have large numbers of Spanish colonists. Enjoy the pussy!

SOURCE: Diccionario Geográfico, Estadístico, Histórico, de las Islas Filipinas Volume 1 (University of Santo Tomas, Manila)

digilib.ust.edu.ph/digital/collection/section5/id/66220/rec/1

Also, apparently Albay-Bicol also has large amounts of Spaniards.

digilib.ust.edu.ph/digital/collection/section5/id/66215/rec/1

You're welcome, happy fucking!

>>2865450
Note, each number in the Mestizos Espanoles and Espanoles figure counts for one tribute representing 1 family so you multiply the number of Spanish tributes by 8-9 the average family size since 1 tribute equals 1 family.

So that's 555 Spanish families in the Diocese of Cebu Alone!

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Dayum Albay-Bicol is the hidden spot for hot girls and guys, look at the whopping 1,344 Spaniard and Spanish-Mestizo families in that province alone!

https://digilib.ust.edu.ph/digital/collection/section5/id/66215/rec/1

The census even specifies which specific towns and cities do these Spanish tributes or families live! HA!

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Wait, Siargao Island had 25 Spanish families? Didn't know that!

Do I make her a single mother?
She's pregnant, I was about to break up. Not married and not getting married, so this will be international coparenting

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>>2865450
Where's the best place to go if I'm into more brown/tan skinned chicks?
Most of SEA is getting way too light skinned lately.

>>2865481
>getting way too light skinned lately.
it doesn't work like that

>>2865504
Not that guy, but it really does work like that. More Asian women are avoiding sunlight and using skin lightening cream and supplements. Women who would've been a nice cappuccino brown 5 years ago are now the color of sour milk. It's sad to witness.

>>2865466
Depends on why you were about to break up. If she's cruel, then break up. Either way, support your child financially and emotionally.

>>2865481
>Where's the best place to go if I'm into more brown/tan skinned chicks?

Samar. Dark. Petite. Round butts. No body hair. Jungle-raised. Samar is peak for dark tan pinays, and they are much more fit and healthy than city girls due to province life.

>>2865466
You don't even know if the kid is actually yours.
Pinays sleep with lots of different men even when they are 'dating' someone. Never accept a child as yours with a pinay unless you have a DNA test.
Especially as a foreigner. ESPECIALLY as a foreigner.

>>2865562
Retarded advice/opinion from someone who only reads about idiots dating bar girls (I say reads because he doesn't get any IRL besides larping in these threads). This is the kind of dweeb who reads PUA forums and unironically buys into their shit. Follow his advice only if the mother of your child who you've decided to inseminate with your seed is the trashiest bar girl around who looks like a walking venereal disease by her very appearance. If she has any bit of class, the kid is yours and you can be safe with that knowledge.

was on a bus ride from Pampanga to Manila. As soon as I got on the bus, I wanted to sleep because it was already late (just before midnight). So I put on my noise-canceling earphones to help me sleep more easily.

Not long after we were driving along NLEX, I heard shouting from the back of the bus. At first, I thought I had a video playing on my phone, but it turned out that a foreigner (I think Chinese) was actually shouting. When I took off my earphones, it didn’t take long for me to realize that he was complaining about the music being played on the bus, saying it was too loud.

The man then went to the front of the bus and started pointing and shouting at the driver and the conductor. The conductor stood up and tried to calm him down, insisting that whatever complaints he had, he should report them to the dispatcher once they arrived at the bus terminal. Nevertheless, he continued his rant.

He said that the driver was not even supposed to listen to music, claiming that it distracts him and makes the trip unsafe. He further claimed that this was against company regulations, a violation of the law, and that he would file a complaint with the company. He started taking videos as “proof” of the supposed violation, noted the bus details, and even took a photo of the conductor’s ID.

After hearing the driver explain his reasons why there was music playing while he was driving, I couldn’t help but agree with him.

I think it’s reasonable to listen to music while driving. It can make you sleepy when you’re driving and there’s not much to hear, especially on the expressway. Imagine if the driver fell asleep, would that be safe? I don’t think so. The driver was also right in saying that everyone can’t adjust just because one person is complaining. Do note that this is public transportation, and as long as the crew is being reasonable, there’s no need to complain.

>>2865564

I also don’t think it’s safe to point at and shout at the driver while he’s driving, that’s a major distraction. Instead of making us safer, this foreigner made us all feel unsafe because he kept shouting at the driver and the conductor.

When we arrived at the Manila terminal, I thanked the driver. We know how hard their job is (at least 12 hours on the road with very little sleep).

What’s funny is that the foreigner even got off last! Maybe he felt embarrassed in front of the driver, the conductor, and the passengers because of what he did. Kudos to the driver and the conductor for maintaining their composure throughout the trip, even while someone was pointing at and shouting at them.

Not to stereotype, but there are many foreigners like this in our country. They act entitled and think they should always get their way. And if this foreigner really was Chinese, considering the disrespect toward our sovereignty and territory, at least show some respect to Filipinos here! If you can’t respect our sovereignty, how can you respect us?

We are Filipinos, and the Philippines is and will always be our country. It may not be perfect, but it is our country. Respect our country, because you are only visitors here!

>>2865564
>>2865565
why are you posting AI-written stories?

Why do so many boomers/expats complain about oil in Filipino cooking? My fiancee uses canola oil. I've heard Regular Guy and expats I've met around the city all complain about the oil. After doing research on the subject, I've concluded they're idiots and don't know any better. Foods/oils/whatever containing trans fats are banned in the Philippines. There's nothing wrong with canola oil, seed oils, etc.

I'm leaving this country. I think maybe for good.
It is impossible to have a healthy relationship here, somebody always destroys it, either the girl with her insecurity, or her family with their greed and stupidity.
I bought my chick a new(ish) iphone for christmas and recently her mother "forced" her to sell it to pay for her little brother's college entrance exams and first semester. It took untangling a web of lies from everyone involved to finally get the full stupid story out of them.
There is no good or nice thing you can do for these people, that will not turn into a monkey paw situation that eventually leads to misery and confusion.
It's like behind every filipino is a horde of beady eyed evil little monkeys waiting to steal or destroy anything good that happens to them. It doesn't matter how kind or wonderful one of these women are, she in connected powerfully to that horde of monkeys with chains of childhood trauma and abuse that have her permanently mindslaved to them.
I can't do it.
I'm not equipped to break them free.

Goodbye Lyn, I hope you find your own strength someday to free yourself from your stupid fucking family.

>>2865570
>It is impossible to have a healthy relationship here
Just because you picked the wrong partner doesn't mean everyone does.

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>>2865563
>getting a paternity test in the philippines is somehow "retarded"
I'm not sure exactly what your full agenda is, but it is neither legitimate or rational.

>>2865572
you wouldn't know

>>2865573
It's an offensive request unless you have specific reason to believe your partner cheated on you. Plus, you can fucking tell if the baby is full filipino or half once he/she's born.

>>2865577
>I'm white, btw.
try acting like it

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>>2865578
You are a very young imbecile, and probably a cuckold or future cuckold.

>>2865581
37 years old. If anything, you're the young PUA-wannabe who doesn't have enough life experience to realize normal people don't try to pretend their child belongs to a different father, let alone cheats. There are more people who cheat than would do the former. Your scenario requires both: a girl who has cheated and a girl who has cheated and knowingly/intentionally tries passing off the baby as belonging to another than the natural father. Fucking retard.

>>2865580
Try acting with class.

>>2865570
However you try to avoid it, its nearly impossible to NOT end up helping a bunch of unappreciative family member by proxy.

If you give your GF/Wife anything, it will eventually end up in the hands of her ungrateful relatives, either directly or indirectly.

Marry a rich only child to avoid this

>>2865586
Not unless you establish boundaries early on with your Filipina partner that helping family = prohibited, and have discipline to look elsewhere if she doesn't respect this.

>>2865559
Ok but like, what's there to do?
Looks like a boring backwater

>>2865618
Samar is the back of beyond. It's the province to end all provinces. Unless you have a GF there, you would get bored in a few days.

It's your typical Filipino province. Beaches with hardly any accomodations or restaurants, waterfalls with local people swimming around, sarisari stores, a cock fighting areana, and a Jollibee.

It's not boring, it's snoring, because that's what's gonna take up the majority of the day. There may be a karaoke bar in town where you can find some "company", but don't expect to much...

Matter of fact, instead of "It's more fun in the Philippines", the new tourism slogan should be

>Philippines: If you don't expect to much you can never be disappointed diba!

Has anyone been to Batanes? Looks kinda kino but I'm not sure if the flight ticket is worth it

:

CUBABRO MULTIVERSE ALERT

Cubabro isn’t just a guy. He’s an entire ecosystem. Alleged illegal Cuban immigrant? Sure, but also possibly three other Cubabros from parallel threads. He doesn’t just post on /trv/—he inhabits it, samefagging so hard that every conversation is basically him arguing with himself across five timelines.

FACTS (NOT FAKE, WE SWEAR):

Thread composition: 90% Cubabro, 10% confused bystanders.

Personae count: Somewhere between “a handful” and “an entire IMDB cast.”

Face reveal: He totally doxed himself… because theirs no way you could get a random guys photos from his totally public Instagram

Conspiracy level: Critical. Analysts speculate that every contradictory opinion in this thread is literally just Cubabro debating Cubabro, possibly while sipping a Cuban coffee.

FIELD OBSERVATION:

If you reply to him, you’re actually replying to three Cubabros simultaneously.

Side effects may include dizziness, existential dread, and sudden questioning of reality.

He may or may not be planning to clone himself just to keep threads lively.

BOTTOM LINE:
Cubabro isn’t just a user. He is a living, breathing, meme-generating multiverse, capable of holding an entire conversation with himself while also trolling you personally. Approach with caution, or you too may become part of the Cubabro continuum.

>>2865658
Can't believe someone wrote all that shit

>>2865573
We were living together outside of ph and she is anxiously attached to me

>>2865658
>If you reply to him, you’re actually replying to three Cubabros simultaneously.
Kek

>>2865759
Okay, so? It takes a couple minutes to fuck and cum inside of a woman. Get a paternity test. Don't be stupid.

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Never done this before so I am full babby mode on this and not wanting to trust reddit replies. How BS is the visa extension on landing? Without going into too much detail looking to spend ~2 months somewhere, PH is right in the middle of where I would like to be not sure if it's worth the cost/time.

Debating Malaysia or PH, PH looking better.

>>2865823
Imagine a girl going through the emotions of finding out she's pregnant only for her partner, the love of her life, demanding a paternity test because he thinks she fucked and sucked another dude. You have no sense of responsibility to your partner and simply read about guys fucking trashy bar girls they don't care about.

>>2865825
Visa waiver/extension for an additional 29-30 days is easy as fuck and can be done online. Only the first visa waiver can be done online. Subsequent visa extensions need to be done in person at an immigration bureau. But if you only want to stay two months, you shouldn't have to extend the visa in person. https://e-services.immigration.gov.ph/

>>2865830
Especially in a interracial relationship. So fucking stupid. You can tell whether the baby is half-half.

>>2865832
Ah okay, lots of the posts I saw were from years ago and I was getting conflicting information

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>>2865834
You want to click the Visa Waiver button, not the Tourist Visa Extension button. Tourist Visa Extension is for people, like me, who want to keep living in the Ph past the initial 59 day period (30 days + 29 days w/ Visa Waiver).

Sorry flipbros I was too harsh on you.
Malaysians are WAY WAY WAY dumber than Filipinos, holy shit.

>>2865833
>>2865830
Women cheat all the time. Women cheat on their spouses and older white boyfriends with me.
Get a paternity test. Don't be stupid. Stop saying stupid things. Protect your legal rights and your honor.

You gain nothing by trusting a woman that she wasn't taking raw loads from a chad on the side, or had a fling. Stop being stupid. Just stop.

Not only is it a retarded pigcel but a feminist brainwashed simp also. That's pretty funny.
Trusting women will ruin you. It has ruined untold numbers of men before you. You are not unique or special, neither is your situation.
The only reaction a woman should have when you tell her to expect you to paternity test should be understanding acceptance. Any type of meltdown is a huge red flag. Any attempt to emotionally manipulate her way out of a paternity test is almost certainly proof she has reason to doubt the outcome.
Do not raise the children of another man. Too many idiots do it already.

>>2865840
>never trust a woman
>she's taking raw loads from a chad on the side
Yup, incel/PUA-wannabe detected.

>>2865841
>The only reaction a woman should have when you tell her to expect you to paternity test should be understanding acceptance
This is just such an utter lie it's hilarious that someone could type this with a straight face. If your girlfriend randomly walked up to you and said "prove to me you're being faithful to me," according to this anon you'd have to prove it to her or any other reaction like being offended = huge red flag.

>>2865846
>>2865845
Nothing controversial was said. Your incel cope will not save you from the consequences of trusting women if you happen to get your hands on one.
In fact, your inexperience and lack of mentorship leave you vulnerable to manipulation by women. If you had a shred of rationality or objectivity you would understand that.

Ignorance is not bliss. Ignorance leads to suffering. Suffer well and learn how the world actually works.

>>2865862
Both things are true, and it's 1000+ not 1000. I've been fucking nonstop since 2014 with an occasional 6 month break for """""work""""".
I could also destroy your spine. This is not up for debate. Absolutely pulverize it and snap it into little pieces.
But I'm not going to do that, since you are probably the beta provider for the women I got pregnant.
Your survival strategy worked. Congratulations.

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>>2865895
The Lesser Pig-nosed Ricel (Pignosus Ricellius)

A species of asian incel endemic to Luzon and surrounding Phillippines islands, the Lesser Pigcel evolved shortly after native Filipinos were first exposed to White Europeans (Homo Sapiens Chadus), and further branched genetically in the early 1900's after exposure to Americans (Homo Sapiens Muttus).

The mechanism behind this evolutionary branching is not well understood, but to this day when a seemingly normal filipino male (Homo Sapiens Jollibeeus) views a homo sapiens chadus or muttus copulating with a female Jollibeeus, his reproductive system ceases functioning, his estrogen production increases, and his nose grows to resemble that of a pig. His desire to consume vast amounts of rice increases, and he gains BMI rapidly, until his transformation into a Pignosus Ricellius is complete.

Unfortunately, a Ricellius is not desirable to a female Jollibeeus, so their only hope to reproduce is either through rape, extreme simping, or incest. In most cases, the Ricellius fails to reproduce and dies alone of heart failure or liver failure after overeating or drinking. It is common for a Ricellius to become so broken mentally by their situation, that they resort to homosexuality and transgenderism in order to achieve intimate human contact. In all cases, the only humane medical treatment for Pignosus Ricellius is euthanasia.

>>2865569
>obesity rates skyrocketing everywhere sneed oils predominate
>eating oil-soaked foods gives you intestinal inflammation
>"drink the yellow oil, goy! it's healthy!"
>>2865570
You had your sex, you paid your fees, and now it's over. You're not paying any more. No need to get so upset about something that was nothing more than emotional prostitution.
>it was reel love, I swear!
The next guy will say that as well. Some women are very good at this shit.
>>2865582
>knowingly/intentionally
LMAO, she has no idea which one of her six boyfriends was its daddy, nor does she care about its exact genetic composition. A baby is a baby is a baby. She's gonna try to get support for it from any guy she can, any way she can. Your belief that the truth matters even one iota is laughable. Either stay and pay if dad LARPing is something you want to try, or run away if you need your freedom. Do whatever you want.

>>2865908
>"pigcel" poster is a pseud science believer
oh no no no, say it isn't so..
obesity rates skyrocket because in the modern day society where food is at a surplus and jobs mostly are sedentary, people get fat. it's not because of an oil that doesn't have any negative affects. calories in = calories out. it's not rocket science.
>>2865905
you made this exact same post in 2023 https://archive.4plebs.org/trv/thread/2506761/#2508729
>>2865908
>LMAO, she has no idea which one of her six boyfriends was its daddy, nor does she care about its exact genetic composition. A baby is a baby is a baby. She's gonna try to get support for it from any guy she can, any way she can. Your belief that the truth matters even one iota is laughable. Either stay and pay if dad LARPing is something you want to try, or run away if you need your freedom. Do whatever you want.
this nonsensical drivel borderlines schizo, so many words to say "woman = bad!" keep believing it, incel

One of the chicks I was fucking came at me with the Im pregnant and it's yours thing in January. I said ok baby great let me know what happens then restricted her.
She asked for money a few times then stopped trying.
Start of February her fb profile changed to her and some white dude together.
>in a relationship since 2 Feb.
So she convinced one of the guys pumping loads into her every week that it was his and he """""stepped up""""". Enjoy it my guy. If you're lucky it might even be your brat.
Yet another chick I was fucking got engaged just a few days ago, and I was blowing ropes into her a week before that. This is just pinay stuff.
Other guy is right, a baby is a baby is a baby....as long as it's white.

Maybe they are right.

Im going to have to get back to you Bitch, my plane is about to take off, Im headed to a new island for a week to check it out.

So let me try and visualise what I’m seeing here because /phg/ is up there with some of the most schizo generals I have experienced on this site.

Some truecel visited the Philippines ages ago, fell in love with a Filipina and before he summoned the courage (on his last day there) to say:
>m-m’lady you are the prettiest flower - m-may I buy you a drink?
Got cucked by a Filipino guy and has been on a single minded schizo crusade ever since to denigrate flips.

>>2865948
>The only time I have eve posted my body on 4chan was in /cbt/ threads on /fit/
lol are you really that insecure about yourself?

>>2865948
>The only time I have eve posted my body on 4chan was in /lgbt/

>>2865933
>your health and diet are poor based on your flaking fingernails and dead skin around them and your ruined cuticles
that's because I chew on my fingernails, dude. your pseud science continues to show... I have anxiety, but not a crazy amount. Used to have more in my twenties.

>>2865942
Pretty much, yeah.

>>2865954
made me audibly kek

>>2865952
>have anxiety, but not a crazy amount. Used to have more in my twenties
anon wants sympathy and a little cry now

>>2865948
>The only time I have eve posted my body on 4chan was in /cbt/ threads on /fit/.
Just when you think it couldn't get any worse

It occurred to me yesterday that you don't see many strollers around, which makes sense since strollers are fairly expensive for new ones. Plus, there's not a lot of good sidewalks around, so where would you even take the stroller? I asked my gf what do you do if you have a brand new baby- can you take it to S&R for example? Nope, you just stay at home with baby until it's old enough to walk. Crazy.

>>2865453
based

>>2865582
>normal people don't try to pretend their child belongs to a different father, let alone cheats.
normal people don't have sex with filipinas

>>2866018
Sure they do.

>>2866018
>normal people don't have sex with filipinas
Oh gosh. I want so much to be normal. I think being ordinary and fitting in is the most important thing in life too.

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>>2866018
>normal people don't have sex with Filipina's

>>2865978
They are all over the place in Mall of Asia and the malls.

>>2866070
His name... His name was Joselito.

I’ll never forget the first time I saw her. The music throbbed in the air, the neon lights flickered over the basketball court where the barangay disco was in full swing. And there she was—standing across the floor, a vision amidst the chaos. Our eyes met. She smiled at me, like she had just unlocked a secret, and for a brief moment, time itself slowed.

But my heart was a storm. Shyness gripped me like a vise. But I couldn't let this moment slip away. I took a step forward, the ground beneath me felt heavy, but I pressed on, pushing my fear aside.

"Heywutsyourname?" I blurted out, my voice barely a whisper over the pounding bass.

Before I could even process the sound of my own awkwardness, she raised her hand—right in my face, as if to silence me—and without a word, turned back to him.

Him. Joselito.

The man. The myth. The... absolute spectacle. He stood there in his barangay basketball shirt, the name “Joselito” emblazoned across his back like a symbol of dominance. His nut-huggers clung to him like a second skin, and those flip-flops... they slapped against the floor with every step, a cruel reminder of my own inadequacy.

And then, he handed her a warm glass of Red Horse, a drink of champions. She accepted it, her fingers grazing his as she did, as if she had always belonged there, in his world, in his arms.

And there I was—no longer part of her world. A shadow, a fleeting presence that slithered away into the dark corners of the barangay disco, where no one could see the crushing weight of defeat in my eyes.

That night, something inside me shifted. The fire that smoldered in the pit of my stomach ignited into a burning vow. From that moment forward, I swore vengeance. Not just against him, against them—against all Filipinos.

For how dare they, how dare they steal her smile from me?

Cubabro is my friend. Don't be mean to him. We are Instagram friends. He used Trillanes as OP since apprently Trillanes is under alot of heat in the news.

https://www.abs-cbn.com/news/nation/2026/2/24/trillanes-100-sure-evidence-vs-duterte-sufficient-in-confirmation-of-charges-hearing-2220

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.philstar.com/headlines/2026/02/25/2510224/trillanes-denies-2-million-bribe-co-icc/amp/

My Mom was the one who dismissed Trillanes Court Case.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/newsinfo.inquirer.net/1028424/court-documents-show-cases-vs-trillanes-et-al-dismissed-in-2011/amp

If you want updates on recent issues go the /Asean/ thread where I also post.

>>>/int/219504793

BTW I am the same MereAnon who is in /PHG/ and /ASEAN/ since 2019. The same MereAnon who is Wikipedia's Top Contributor in the Philippines who I even wrote in the profile i use MereAnon as Tripcode.

You are free to ask me for any insider info if I happen to know any of your particulr topic.

Also a message to foreigners please respect us more, also a message to fellow Filipinos, they criticize us since they come from better functioning nations.

Hey ginger bitch even the mods must be tired of your schizo shit kek

Lol anyways, has anyone here ever took a boat from Philippines to Malaysia?

Seems like a cool real TRV experience, it's on my bucket list. I Just don't wanna get Elliot Eastmaned

>>2866079
What's up MereAnon.

Hey man, I hope you don't take what I say here to seriously, a lot of it is just banter. I do genuinely want the Philippines to become a more equitable and just place. Theirs a saying that you are only as strong as your weakest link, and I hope that in the future we could work to raise up the lowest of the low.

Progress is happening, slow but it is happening. The birthrate is now under control, something I truly believe is a step in the right direction.

I hate to see homeless kids on the streets, I hate to see hooker bars, I hate to see tambays on the side of the road with nothing to do. It makes my heart kinda sad even if I'm not Filipino

Have I ever gone inside a hooker bar or used the services of a prostitute? Yes, but it's nothing to be proud of to be quite honest.....and so have many other people much more powerful and influential than me, and besides that, I denounce open displays of prostitution and debauchery, I find it sleazy and degrading to a country which I have daughters being raised in. I had to participate to get first hand knowledge to educate them on the realities of the situation at hand, how these things happen, and whom to avoid.


BTW, did I call a happening before it happened?

I did call the Mendoza's winning the American national championship (should of gambled on that bros!)

Shout out from Christopher Columbus to Iloilo good sir

>>2866079
And in case your wondering, their is some Schizophrenic in the thread who is obsessed with the persona (not person) "cubabro"

Theirs multiple Anons posting, and he attributes everything to "cubabro". Every story, ever complaint, every comment comes back to Cubabro. It's quite weird, but you I think someone with schizophrenia to that level can't really control it, especially if he's isolated in a room some where. He's become so fixated on my internet persona that I've chosen to step back in genuine concern that I may drive him to hurt himself or do something drastic in the name of battling my persona.


Anyways, who you think is gonna run in 2028? Please don't say Sara

>>2866089
Yes. Thank You Cubabro. I accepted your Instagram invite lol you used a Santo Niño picture. I find it cute that you dressed your daughter as a Hindu Idol in Sinulog a provocative but factual maneuvre since when Magellan died and the Spanish left Santo Niño was exactly worshiped as a Hindu god called Santonillo before the Spanish returned again.

Yes, I am quite sad of the state of affairs of the Philippines too. We've traveled to Japan and my heart aches over how well functioning and organized Japan is compared to how much of a shithole the Philippines is. And I am the Philippines' most ardent defender.

Yes. You did know who would win beforehand. I attribute that to your Hidalgo Spanish Knightly heritage. Your bloodline was forged in wars and conquests and upheavals so through time you have a natural mathemathical ability to predict the future like how soldiers and commanders can predict the outcome of a battle by having psychologically and statistically map out skirmishes, based on what is surveyed an ability bordering on the meta level which comes naturally for you, typical of your clan as I already mentioned your surname being mentioned in records as members of the Spanish royal guard. (I understand you want to keep your true name a secret so I won't say it anymore).

And Iloilo shouts back at you! Have fun having adventures as mariners in ships. You pick up languages very fast, already fluent in Spanish, English, Cebuano, and Tagalog.

>>2866094

Lol I knew they were bantering mockers, your writing style attracts fans and foes alike. Its funny though. I love all people in /PHG/ the lore here is insane. Pigcel, schizo, tardguard, janny, neckwringer, spinetwister, gentleman blogger, catfisher, ahhahaha, we are such a motlt crew of funnt exciting crazies hahahha.

>>2866102
Strangely enough, my daughter bears a resemblance the the actual Santo Nino statue. You know where to find the pics if you don't believe me

>>2866094

Barring Sarah Duterte, obviously, the only strong potential opposition could be from Leni Robredo or Bam Aquino, of which in the last election only Panay, Negros, and Bicol voted for Leni Robredo the rest for Marcos, we Hiligaynons and Bicolanos, can't be bought by Marcos vote buying then, but sadly most of the Philippines isnt as principled, and Leni wouldn't be running anymore anyway.

We are friends and speaking terms with Riza Hontiveros, and she stated she would be open to running for president, we personally would support her (Even though I also personally support Sarah Duterte who came from the same school as me) but obviouslt Riza Hontiveros is not blighted by the same corruption allegations as the Confidential Funds addled Miss Piattos is. Having a Mother who was a former Councilor of Iloilo who failed a run for Mayor and a father as a former Vice Governor of Guimaras and a Brother of a City Councilor. Politics in the Philippines is NOT easy. It ia brutal and bloody compared to politics in America for example where the people are educated and money flows better. To be in politics in the Philippines, you have to deal with image, threats, bribery, and corruption.

And righteous Risa Hontiveros would be the perfect candidate to go up against this entrenched digusting system. But sadly she doesn't have the political machinery to do go up against the system. But seeing how my family are serial martyrs we would probably back her anyway.

Bam Aquino is good too.

But unfortunately, all people that I mentioned don't have the guns, goons, and gold, Sarah Duterte has.

Unless another Marcos runs.

Even Leni Robredo at her height did not bring down Marcos Jr. even when we loyally and counter-majoritily supported her.

There are even allgations Marcos Jr. stole the elections as the electronic tallying of the previous election did not follow an organic up-down progress of an economic wave graph during reporting but rather an insant report that seem premade.

>>2866109
For pure gambling purposes, what are the chances Vice Ganda runs for president?

Serious question, I might put an early bet on this

>>2866111
She's a shameless funny flaming tranny. The chances of her running just for lulz is decent lol. She has nothing to lose except her dignity.

Those who bless the Philippines will be blessed and those who curse the Philippines will be cursed.

>>2866080
I think they deleted a lot of our back-and-forth lol
I bet a boat ride from Ph to Malaysia would be pretty fun.

>>2866294
You should come to Cebu City, where all the best expats reside.

>>2865578
>>2865830

When my daughter popped out, she had my lilly-white Irish complexion. My gf & her family were over the moon. The entire neighborhood had a party to celebrate. All the old women went on and on about how pale, and perfect, and beautiful she was, and how she’d win all the pageants as she grows up. (Mamma is a looker too, so don’t be surprised to see my kid may win Ms Universe in 16 years or so. ). She’s 2 now, still pale and beautiful, and is already manipulating everyone around her. She’ll be a handful when she’s older. Anyway, I was very happy and proud my sperm pierced such a beautiful offspring.
But I’m not stupid, so I got a DNA test. You can be subtle about it. You just need your blood, the kids blood, and you send it to a testing lab outside of Flipland. I did not want my DNA on record anywhere in PH, so that’s what I did.
My gf is quite hot but was also kind of slutty before she met me (and I suspect she was fucking a few other guys here and there after we met). And there’s a long list of men who have been duped by women into raising another mad kid. This isn’t unique to Philippines.

Trust…but verify, as Ronald Reagan said.

Also, just because you’re supporting g your girl/offspring, doesn’t mean you can’t have other women in your life. Again, just be subtle about it.

>>2866335
Best pub without Americans?

Guys....Kuala Lumpur hard mogs Manila. Like damn, wtf is malaysia doing differently than Philippines (besides not being a wretched achipelago)?
At least in the golden triangle area its a tier 1 global city, beautiful modern buildings, huge sidewalks protected from incursion by motorcycle, trashcans everywhere, work crews picking up trash that does appear daily.
Rich as fuck. Amazing food every few feet, hordes of actual legit tourists, world class shopping with crazy huge tech plazas.
Most importantly, Japan tier high quality 7/11s with excellent food variety.

Why can't Manila do it? Is it just doomed because layout? BGC is close but its microscopic in size compared to the upscale part of KL.

Similar to PH most of the wealth in this country is concentrated into just this one big city, but unlike PH they made it nice as fuck.

I came here for tech shopping but prices are jacked up massively due to the AI shit, so wound up just doing a bunch of tourist stuff instead.

>>2866467
Not surprising at all.

My instinct is that its muslim style slavedriving instead of Christian style permissiveness.

Rich Chinese Muslims demand their slaves/labor perform and behave. Rich Christian Filipinos have zero expectations besides show up.

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Texting a Pinay for about 30 mins.
>Hey hun, I like chatting with you but I have to ask are you really 18? I can get in a lot of trouble if you’re not.
>yes po I am for real 18. I send picture of my ID hang on wait

I start the day never quite knowing where my cock will end up. But I know where it’s going tonight.

>>2866482
Thicc

>>2866470
>Kuala Lumpur hard mogs Manila
Are you fucking kidding? The most insufferably boring places in Asia. Ok the food is better, granted. But fuck, I've even traveled throughout Malaysian Borneo, everywhere in Malaysia is boring af

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>2nd lesson
Am I meant to remember this when I absolutely need to?

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Can anyone recommend a better language app than Ling? It’s fucking retarded. I’m 5 mins in.

>>2866523
Pimsleur nigga. It's the gold standard. Everything else is total shit in comparison

>>2866518
The only thing boring about it is lack of cooming or strip clubs. Which is a big deal, but everything else its world class.

Probably the worst city in Asia is have been to in terms of cooming opportunities.

>>2866473
>My instinct is that its muslim style slavedriving instead of Christian style permissiveness.
>Rich Chinese Muslims demand their slaves/labor perform and behave. Rich Christian Filipinos have zero expectations besides show up.
Philippines at least got a system that works for them I guess. Many at least succeed at showing up.

>>2866597
Some nigger really photoshopped a tripcode to imply that MereAnon was gay for not hating onCubafag?

I think it's confirmed this guy has a gay crush on Cubafag and is now projecting it on to other people. I mean, how many times is he gonna repost the same fucking picture (of some dude who probably isn't even Cubafag). Shit is an old joke already

Alright yeah Kuala lumpur is mega boring. Even Manila at its worst you can go shoot pool with some drunk hoes or play grab ass with cute waitresses.

None of that here. It's literally 95% indian male labor in all food industry and bars.

>>2866613
Are the Indians doing backflips In the street?

>>2866607
There’s no tripcode there retard.
Quite ironic that there are a lot of tourists here. Do you understand how reply chains work?
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/529215524/#529232010

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>>2866518
>>2866607
>>2866619
Why does cubabro's image keep getting deleted by the jannie if cubabro posted it himself and made it public? Is cubabro a jannie? I don't get it. Posting it in stubborn defiance lol

Is /trv/ the gayest shittest board on 4chan. Jsnnie actually removed images of feet and warned me/deleted my post saying expats in Dumaguete are dysgenic freaks because I was trolling.
Honestly, most of the shit that gets removed on /trv/ would stay up on reddit. It's like a hollowed out dead version of 4chan over here. Fucking let a nigga breathe jannie

>>2866620
>Why does cubabro's image keep getting deleted by the jannie

Because it's probably some random dude he screenshotted pictures of off social media. There was no timestamp or any proof. People have face revealed and usually leave a timestamp

>Is cubabro a jannie

Probably

>>2866619
I'm a faggot, I want to suck Mexican twink cock hehe

>See how easy that was

>>2866622
/tg/ is way shitter and it’s not even close. They have actual tranny jannies actively posting in threads trolling and utilise two tier enforcement. It’s absolute hell so I stopped posting there completely after getting banned what seemed like daily.

>>2866626
I understand that guy. But with such an obscure ‘false flag’, I will assert it was a name-persistence fuckup.

>>2866623
>Because it's probably some random dude he screenshotted pictures of off social media. There was no timestamp or any proof. People have face revealed and usually leave a timestamp
You obviously weren't there dumbass. He deleted quickly after and obviously started regretting it

>>2866628
I might, for reasons I won't mention, have to agree with you on that.

This thread just took a surprisingly gay turn

>>2866630
You could be right, but it also could be some type of elaborate troll. I mean, this dude says all types of shit, I don't know what the fuck to believe. I remember reading a post (that got deleted) detailing how he got a blowjob from one of his shipmates KEK. Seems liken him and the dude from the Thailand thread are in competition so see who can come up with the most over the top larps. Must be fucking bored to spend that much time on 4chan

>>2866636
Lol the dude from the Thailand thread is tardguard. He doxed his face when he was banging hookers in Thailand with timestamp and all. He looks like a skinny turkroach or some type of mutt southern European

>>2866653
Whatever happened to tardguard? He never posts anymore

>>2866674
>He never posts anymore
Basically all the "America is boring" "america is so dumb" "america is full of nogs" doomer posting is his schtick now. It's pretty easy to tell because he bumps all threads on his lunch break at around midnight EST. Posting verbage is the same but focus changed

>>2866653
Who cares? Why should anyone care about that you autistic schizo fuckwit? Explain why it matters to you so badly.

>>2866616
Nope they are busy working. Im on my way out. I have a rule about a country if I go out 3 nights in a row different spots and have a shitty time each time I leave ASAP.

Probably some of the best food I've had in SEA, however. I mean really fucking memorably good. Damn.

I just NEED something to do after dark.

Any Anons with good coomer stories?
Just eat the warning/ban and post some good green text, please.

>>2866795
>went to phils to be a total normie with a mate
>hikkichad btw
>went kayaking in el nido, diving, boat rides etc
>had a great time
>spend last days in cebu
>we go to a couple sports bars
>don’t use gay apps or normiebook
>might get lucky lol lmao.jpg
>we start sinking piss at the social
>couple of cute grills take the table next to us
>shitfaced at this point
>can barely remember what sort of shit I was saying but probably the peak bantz cultivated from 15years shitposting
>we somehow end up taking both back to our penthouse (210 AUD (150 burger bucks)) per night)
>girls go use the bathroom
>me and my mate high fiving spilling drinks and carrying on
>can’t believe we got lucky on our 2nd last night
>they’re taking way too long
>penises start shrinking
>decide to investigate
>open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur

>>2866905
Reported

>>2866908
Announcing a report is a reportable offence.

>>2866909
Announcing a reportable offence is a reportable offence.

>>2866910
This is actually true

>>2865840
What a chimp out from the attachment disorder individual

>>2866343
How do you enjoy raising your haha?

>>2866937
ok

>>2865849
This anon has a cunt in her pants

>>2866937
OMG wow sex. Sex is so interesting. Thanks for the erotic story to share amongst men anon.
Anyone else did sex?

A 7/10 fit white man, with enough time, has sexual access to 100% of single women in the Philippines, including all 10/10 Filipinas. Let that sink in.

Granted, 90% of flips are unfuckable garbage

>>2866965
I've also did sex with your mom

>>2867018
My mom's trans, so you're a faggot

anyone else here have a filipina baby momma?

>>2866987
Manufactured by ACS manufacturing corporation, ISO CERTIFIED, WORLD CLASS QUALITY


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>>2866987
gimme the odds for a 6/10 white male, boss

Damn, Filipinx live like THIS?!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TPWJWlw6YqA

>>2867071
this happens in america (also a third world country) too
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9764231/

>>2867072
Not comparable at all.

>>2867110
Why are you embarrassed?

>>2867110
You are right. I went a few years ago and bringing back a girl was like a 30 minute check in process it was fucked. I want to go back but im not dealing with that shit

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>>2867112

>>2867122
Say less brother, say less

>>2867104
lol muh pride hurt

>>2867046
Why you stealing my meme

>>2867122
I was gonna say fuck you nigger, but that pic isn’t too far off from reality, desu. Kek

>>2867121
I guess we have to stick with short time hotels, or find a lower-class Airbnb without checkins and guards.

>>2867071
I'd do the english speaking Milf towards the end, is she representative of flip women?

>>2867133
No, Americans dont have national pride like you seamonkey retards do. Its simply not comparable at all.
>homeless junkies living in storm drains between panhandling
>whole ass families crowded into access tunnels for a bridge multiple generations with women and children
Brown monkey lies need to be exposed so that nobody takes you seriously by accident.

>leave ph to travel around other parts of asia
>be instantly reminded how fucking hideous Filipinos are by comparison to well kept civilized east Asians or even health aware thais
>feel regret for having spent months of my life slumming it

It was cheap as fuck at least, but damn. Filipinos NEED to get a clue and stop eating garbage and sugar in everything.

>>2867327
Yeah the difference between a 30 year old thai girl and 30 year old filipina is mind blowing. Sure some of it is just genetics but i think most of it is just a god awful diet full of processed shit and a ridiculous amount of sugar.

>>2867306
>whole ass families crowded into access tunnels for a bridge multiple generations with women and children
You know those mole people could house families there if not for all the fent addicted junkies, thieves and raging violent loonies roaming the slums.
I guess the poor in the Philippines have better temperaments and aren’t drug addicts. What a sad indictment on america.

>>2867334
>Yeah the difference between a 30 year old thai girl and 30 year old filipina is mind blowing
Give a nigga a side by side. I'm unsure which country to visit for slampig

>>2867327
>sugar in everything
tfw. I made spaghetti tonight for the first time. I spent awhile trying to find good, non-sweet spaghetti sauce. Hunts, American brand even. Nutrients: only 7g sugar. Made a whole pot. Sauce still slightly sweet. fuck

>>2867341
Most shitbrown comment of the thread award. This rationale could only sound good to a literal slum dweller.

Leave 4chan and go be with your own kind. Seriously.

>>2867610
peak opiate epidemic cope post. alright bro keep projecting. you sound very hurt btw

>>2867611
You will be happier in filipino online spaces. Go now. You won't need to cope and seethe anymore. Stop doing this to yourself.

>out doing some shopping
>filipino manlet runs up to me screaming and pointing his phone at me
>not sure what he wants but he's enraged and seems to recognize me, definitely trying to square up
>ok whatever
>left jab->right hook
>flops down and begins having a seizure, looks like he full speed slammed his head into the """"sidewalk""""
>oops
>pick up his phone and throw it as hard as possible into an abandoned lot full of rubble across the road
>walk away as a woman begins screaming
>get home, pick up my bug out backpack setup, grab my passport and documents from the safe
>leave all my clothes and bathroom shit
>get a driver to airport
>fly out that night
And just like that, my Philippines adventure was over. Luckily I was just under 6 months in country this time, so I didnt need a stupid exit clearance.
Guess I won't be going back any time soon.

why do you lie

>>2867631
Why are you brown?

>>2867633
I'm not. I showed my hand awhile back ago. I'm white.

>>2867628
I'm telling on you Anon

>>2867628
>white monkey is confused
>immediately resorts to violence
Whites really are the niggers of Asia.

>>2867628
Good job, Anon. Sometimes a monkey needs a smack in the face to remind it who’s the lower primate.

Filipino “men” are all losers, scammers, or…well, losers and scammers is pretty much it. They offer no value, other than providing a means of delivery for food and girls.

>>2867635
Do you feel white?

>>2867628
For you to make up this fairy tale means that a brown man cucked you didn’t he lmao
Go sit in the cuck chair on /b/ and let them know

>>2867647
Body language of "Im about to try and hurt you" is universal. Don't start shit with someone who has 4 inches and 60lbs on you next time.

>>2867682
Brown knighting for seagooks won't make them like accept you.

>>2867628
Spine status: snapped
Skull status: shattered