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this gotta be some fetish shit to want to recreate it 8 fucking times
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Imagine if liliputian women needed human jizz in order to breed, their race is dying and they need human semen to save themselves from extinction. Capturing a human is a civilizational event because of the size disparity, so all liliputian women of breeding age participate in ritualistically jerking off Gulliver to collect his jizz so they can bathe in it and get pregnant lol. That'd be weird haha
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>>218284807
Zoomers are so stupid
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>>218284890
>its not like jews stopped existing
why you trying to make us feel sad anon
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>>218284807
You are surely brown, now it's just a matter of which type of brown.
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This is existential horror from the perspective of the Lilliputians
it's that scene in the monster movie where humanity realizes that even the atom bomb doesn't do shit
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In the end both races of little people agree that the cold war they had before was better than having this fucking kaiju hanging round and put aside their differences to tell him to fuck off and leave them alone.
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Strangely arousing.
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>>218284894
The are stupid and gay.
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>>218284742
It's likely due to the fact that giants were real and stories involving them speak to the collective unconscious which "remembers" their existence.
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>>218284742
It's deeper than that.
https://www.allreligionsareone.org/Giant.xhtml
https://www.allreligionsareone.org/Fallen%20Angel.xhtml
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>>218284742
Gulliver's Travels is such a good book. I love part 4 with the sentient horse people, where it becomes a more direct critique of British Imperialism
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Indeed it is.
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I read the book but never seen any of the movies. How would they adapt the creeks of piss and hills of shit Gulliver made among the wee folk? Do they include the part where the giant girl balanced a naked Gulliver on her erect nipple?
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>mfw
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>>218289862
It's easy to fall into the knee-jerk reaction of blaming Gen Z for being stupid and gay, but remember this is by design. (((They))) need people to be stupid and gay with no sense of self or community so they are good little consoomers. Gen Z deserves our pity, not our contempt.
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>>218284807
>implying it isn't well known
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You know what would make a fucking great Robin Hood adaptation? The original story - no mention of “Good King Richard,” no bullshit about Rob being a nobleman, just a guy who’s a crack shot with a bow whose only “thefts” are poaching out of the local lord’s forests to feed the poor. You escalate it by having Rob and the Merry Men occupying Sherwood, basically saying, “Oh *your* land, is it? Then come and prove it.” You make something that’s basically “The Park is Mine” meets “300.”
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>>218284742
Wait till you see the italian comic book version by Milo Manara
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>forced to read a book in public school
>"heh, you haven't read Lord of the Flies? how very plebian. it's difficult to imagine that people like you get to vote"