These are no basic orcs. These are uruk hai. Their armor is thick and their shields broad

>>218287904
He did it because of his loyalty to Aragorn.

They were once men

He Hold the Door when no one else would.

>>218287926
What about their penises, Master Dwarf?

>>218287983
A real gentleman

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>>218287904
>here’s that ethereally beautiful race I was telling you about

bravo jackson

When are we going to acknowledge that Jackson never understood lord of the rings?

>>218288327
this, the hobbits should've been gay like they were in the books

>>218287904
>Get’s
I’m getting so tired of these ESLs bros…

>>218288341
He does call Merry and Pippen as Frodo's 'special friends' whatever that means

>>218288341
>post ends in 41
>it's an "ironic" troonpost
pottery

>>218287904
The elves were only there because Arwen was supposed to be there, but Liv Tyler's sword fighting was so bad that no amount of editing could make it convincing. So her scenes were removed but it still had to explain the why the elves were here, because Tolkien didn't include elves at Helms' Deep.

>>218288368
Why did Sam recall running naked through the forest with Frodo to motivate him on Mt. Doom?

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>>218288359
>Extremely minor inconsequential spelling and/or grammar error?
>This person must have English as their second language
FFS maybe it's just a mistake?

>>218288405
What?

>>218288341
Hobbits didn't use labels like "gay" to restrict their expressions of love for one another in the books

>>218288407
If anything, it’s bait and that faggot fell for it. I occasionally put minor misspellings in my posts just to help farm (you)s too.

>>218288079
Glaber, the eternal cuck.

>>218287904
>>218288079
the one casting in the movies that makes 0 sense.

>>218287904
a Roman finally knows his place

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>>218288079
Now, that's just an unflattering shot.

>>218288407
It’s actually how you know someone is most likely a native English speaker, spelling/grammatical mistakes. An ESL is making complete structural errors. Article usage, incorrect word order, incorrect tense, etc
>Im going store
>When you are coming?
>He steal my wallet

>>218287904
It's the thought that counts.
Also, in that still he looks like David Mitchell in those Bond villain skits.

>>218288079
>ethereally beautiful
Not really. Elves are supposed to be ageless in appearance and androgynous (little difference between men and women, per Tolkien). They're not supposed to be conventionally attractive supermodels.

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>>218288079
Yes, exactly

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>>218288557
Lol

>>218288434
they filmed scenes with liv tyler at helms deep, you can still see her for a split second in one or two of the wide shots at the end when they fighting on horseback in the uruks. they didn't remove it because she was bad at sword fighting, they removed it because it was too much of a fucking retarded a departure from the source material and made no narrative sense for her to be there.

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>Bring the halflings to me alive and un-raped.

>>218288691
Sire…there were…complications… *smash cut to pippin leaking like a rusty faucet completely gaped*

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>>218288728
CAN'T HOLD HIS CUM HAAAHAHAHA

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>>218288621
>leaving this shit in the final cut of the movie
BRAVO HACKSON

>>218287904
she's just a clumsy boymoder U-U

>>218288691
>What about their oral virginity? They don't need those

>>218287904
would've been cool if hackson could've shown that a couple of elves survived the whole ordeal

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gandalfsisters....

>>218287904
Degenerate shit. Don't make threads.

>>218289070
There's no coming back from this.

>>218289070
gandalf wizardmogged by bookmaxxed saruman

>>218288728
Sizzling spring of TA 3019 bros...

>>218288405
Elrond's sons and rangers were there

>>218289070
How do you respond to this without sounding mad

>>218288621
>they removed it because it was too much of a fucking retarded a departure from the source material and made no narrative sense for her to be there.
That was the publicity statement to not blame Liv, they wouldn't have filmed her there in the first place if they really believed this. Fellowship already established that Arwen is a warrior princess in this interpretation.

two towers are return of the king are legit terrible movies, they only look "good" in comparison to the joke that was the hobbit trilogy

>>218289929
(You)

>>218289876
sure thing schizo, your headcanon that they changed the whole movie because she was bad at sword fighting is real life. LMAO

>>218287926
fpbp

>>218287904
Wait that's Teleporno?
I always assumed that was Glorfindel. Why would Teleporno be there?

>>218287904
these movies were kind of dumb after reading the actual source material

>>218291159
Glorfindel would never die like a bitch

>>218291159
>>218291563
He was busy fucking your dads in the bussy

>>218288458
Him and Hugo Weaving. Literally all the other elves were skinny and beautiful and then Elrond was like parking a brick shed in the middle of Rivendell's elegant archways.

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>>218288691
>Why un-raped?
>Do they give good ass?

>>218289092
I'm gonna make one just for you

>>218289929
What a yawn of a post

>>218291563
Glorfindal was just too fucking cool for the movie, people would be wondering why the movie wasn't just about him.

>>218289929
Is The Two Towers the one where Aragorn gets the ghost army and there's that blonde woman who kills a nazgul after saying ''I'm no man''? It's one of the most laughable movies I've ever seen, I also remember checking the reviews after and they were almost all glowing reviews, I was wtf

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>>218287904
>have hyper senses, intelligence, superhuman agility and strength
>die to the fantasy version of a nigger

>>218292974
One elf could kill 100 orcs easily. River's weren't invulnerable tho and tbf the urul hai were stronger than humans

>>218293188
Elves*

>>218288368
When my mom had her special friends over me and dad had to sit in the garage.

why can't all the elves pronounce their R's correctly, they sound like retarded sheepfuckers

>>218287926
based

>>218288079
he ate all the lembas

>>218293483
they do it to piss you off. Not people in general, just you specifically

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hey what's going on here?

>>218293483
They do it to remind you that you're not an elf.

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Haldir's casting annoys me. He's fat.
Even Elrond and Gil-Galad irk me as they look too rough. I assume the idea with Elrond is due to him being half man. But, even so, Elrond is supposed to look like an elf.

>>218289641
The fuck they were

>>218293596
They should have casted David Bowie despite their fears he would be too distracting

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>>218293483
meethrrrreel

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for me it's these gangster's holding their bows sideways like straight up G-units do with their guns when they rob convenience stores

>>218293729
If I'm not mistaken, that adds strength to the shot and makes it go farther

Kind of looks like Timmy from WKUK here

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why did they have to be all dramatic with the torch guy running from like 50 feet out when they could have just used the guy who is literally right next to the bombs to just toss the torch around the corner or whatever

>>218288621
>>218289876
>>218290439
Not only she was at Helm's Deep. They also did footage of her on Moria with the Fellowship, but Jackson was never satisfied with the result.

>>218287926
Kek

>>218293845
jackson will add her in his gollum movie I am sure

Then Fingolfin beheld (as it seemed to him) the utter ruin of the Noldor, and the defeat beyond redress of all their houses; and filled with wrath and despair he mounted upon Rochallor his great horse and rode forth alone, and none might restrain him. He passed over Dor-nu-Fauglith like a wind amid the dust, and all that beheld his onset fled in amaze, thinking Oromë himself was come; for a great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar. Thus he came alone to Angband’s gates, and he sounded his horn, and smote once more upon the brazen doors, and challenged Morgoth to come forth to single combat. And Morgoth came.

>>218288079
I would suck his elvish cock to completion

>>218293644
As if Agent Smith wasn't distracting enough. No hate for Hugo Weaving but Bowie would have ruled

>>218292745
>>218288079
Elrond is really old. This guy is a really homely looking elf
>>218288601
>those long exposed arrow shafts
sexo

>>218288368
There's a lot of talk of faggots in the first book

>>218289328
'tirmaxxed

>>218293760
No it doesn't

>>218294216
how would you know, were you there?

>>218288407
>very sleepy
>read this as "must have Elvish as their second language"

Got a good laugh from me. gn

>>218287904
>>218288079
What a fat cunt. That porker is better off dead.

>>218294282
I getting so tired of these Sindarin Second Language bros...

>>218287926
fpbp

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why didn't grandelf blast some fucking fireworks in sauronmon's face? was he some conjurer of cheap tricks or what?

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also why didn't he have parental restrictions or wordfilters enabled on his palantir? was he TRYING to purposefully get corrupted? ffs

>>218294688
>mage duel
>plays more like a telekinetic wrestling match
BRAVO HACKSON

>>218294688
Saruman was more powerful than gandalf at that moment so it would have availed him naught

>>218294747
That part, especially, would but have translated well to the screen but you know this. You just want to dissent for the sake of getting your puny voice out there

Can Gandalf 1v1 Sauron?

>>218294816
Probably but he's not allowed his full powers

>>218294787
Go to bed, Peter.

>>218294898
I wish I had that fucker's money
I would say least try a lore accurate attempt at the Silmarillion >>218294847

>>218294816
No. Even with the Ring Sauron would have the edge at least initially. If he had to time to master it, yeah. Gandalf is afraid of Sauron

>>218287904
These movies are diarrhea and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>218294922
Gandalf has his own ring that would prove more than equal to anything saruman could attempt and that's facts

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WE AINT HAD NOTHING BUT SNEED THREADS FOR THREE STINKING DAYS

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tfw no elf gf

>>218293804
Suicide bombers were all the rage back then

>>218294976
Uncensored feet... the 2000s was a different time

>>218287904
no elves were at helm's deep in the book, Jackson made the elves jobbers for some cheap emotional hit

elves in the books could have defended it by themselves

>>218287904
It's movement tech actually. He just respawned in Valinor instead of sailing for months eating nothing but hardtack.

>>218288079
gotta hit the jew qouta bro it's the rules

>>218288079
>he loved the lembas bread a little too much

>>218288079
strange how you never level the same criticisms in the rings of power threads

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>Legolas kills orcs with 1 arrow
>There must be at least 100 clips of this alone, he even kills multiple orcs with 1 arrow at times
>isn't able to kill the torch bearer with 2 (two) arrows
How convenient...

>>218297183
that doesn't sound very convenient at all

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>>218287926
>He said drawfly.

>>218297183
The angle from which he gets shot changes so drastically from the first arrow to the second, Legolas likely sprinted from the far end of the wall all the way to the Hornburg between them.

>>218297183
Suicide bomber had clearly snorted overdose amount of Mordor dust

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>>218297293
>drawfly
I mean, if you insist.
Weird request though.

>>218297183
Why didn't every archer on the wall just unload on the obviously special glowing enemy?

>>218297183
Hey man, that guy's F5 and D5, he's no pushover!

>>218287926
good post

>>218296668
Elves were cucks in the books.

>>218298634
What?? Lol no. Stop being a faggot

>>218298642
>They just... watch
Certified cucks.

>>218298689
Do you ever wish you knew wtf you were talking about? I bet your family does. Kys and alleviate their suffering, anon. You can do it!

>>218298711
Don't you think you're a bit too angry? Chill out,. loser.

>>218298750
Do you know where the fuck you are? You say some obviously stupid shit, you're gonna get called out for. And then complain we're being too mean. Oh no! Those big meanies on 4chan hurt my feelings! Really tired of you faggots treating 4chan like your safe space then getting completely bootyblasted when you get slapped the fuck down for it. Fuck off and fuck you. You bring post quality down with your incessant whining

>>218288621
>they removed it because it was too much of a fucking retarded a departure from the source material and made no narrative sense for her to be there.
If that were true then the whole of the Two Towers would be different as it fucks up the whole thing

>>218289929
Based and Chadpilled, trannies can't cope with the truth

>>218288079
Didnt people call him Legolard when the movie came out or am I remembering recent shitposts as historical facts?

>>218291159
Glorfindel could solo Sauron and bench press Barad Dur, no way he'd be there, he was too busy fucking elf bitches

>>218297342
cute fly.

>>218289693
>said Saruman, the person of (many)color.

>>218293804
A better shot would have been the orcs throwing the torch to each other and trying to keep it lit while Legolas takes them out a second too late

>>218293943
https://youtu.be/83etthnOEUk?t=146

>>218299120
Kek. I'm sorry I wasted your time

>>218298840
It's not that you're mean, it's that you're getting butt blasted about inane bullshit. Get a life, bro, chill out. Or are you trying to seem like a gigantic loser?

>>218299183
You got called out for being stupid, retarded and acting on your aids. You should chill out, broo. It's not that deep, brooo. Stfu and crawl back into whatever hell you crawled out of

>>218299201
I didn't say something stupid, you just got booty blasted because I called your fictional heroes cucks. You're sad.

>>218288030
Dude... Those orcs are like 6 months old. Not cool.

>>218288079
Greetings from tel aviv

>>218299228
>Anon still going on and on about cucks and elves
Do tell us more about the cuckold lifestyle. Can you often tell who is a cuck and who isn't at just a glance? Is that like a cuck sense you have? How did you gain such mysterious powers? Was it practice or inherent?

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>>218287904
TTT is overrated. OP's scene tried to reproduce the emotional impact of losing Gandalf in the first movie but this guy here was a literal nobody and when he died they tried to make it all dramatic but it completely fell flat. Oh and then shield surfing....yeah no.

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>>218287904
>Teleporno
OP, you do realise Haldir isn't Celeborn, right?

>>218288079
Sort of difficult to hire actual human beings to play fictional, unimaginably beautiful, androgynus, ageless beings.

>>218299335
>tell us more about the cuckold lifestyle
Of course you want to hear more about it, cuck.

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>>218288691
>Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?
>They were Elves once, taken by the dark powers, raped and mutilated.
>A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected.
>My buck-broken Uruk-Hai! Whom do you serve?

>>218297183
The DM was clearly fudging some rolls for that Uruk. Legolas got two clean rolls on that guy, there's no way his hit points should have been that high.

>>218297342
Love the cute butt wiggle

>>218296668
It's a crappy change from the book, but it was clearly done to prevent normies asking Why isn't anybody helping Rohan if everybody is going to die to sauron if they lose?
Thank god they decided to leave Arwen out of it though

>>218297183
they had been shooting him with small arrows ok the weeks prior to build up his tolerance

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>>218299487
Are you sure? Bret from the Flight of the Concords is pretty beautiful and androgynous over here

>>218299489
>Doubles down on the cuck phenomenon
Really, anon. You're better than this

>>218299657
I can clearly tell that is a dude

>>218299678
Or a seagull

>>218296983
There are still RoPe threads? That show sucks.

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>>218299357
>shield surfing
it was to set up the oliphaunt surfing in RoTK

you guys are funny ehehehe

>>218299664
Did you even forget what the entire thing started from? You are such a pathetic little cuck.

>>218294267
I was there the day the strength of men failed.

>>218299703
Kek
This reference goes over my head alas

>>218300129
>Anon admits the he is forgetful from thinking about being cucked 24/7
I would be flat out embarrassed by this point

>>218288079
>>218299487
why do you think the elf-women kept race mixing? those Númenóreans where HOT studs.

>be Numbernorian
>have zero accolades in maths or Number Theory

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>>218287926

>>218288547
>>When you are coming?
what's wrong with that?

>>218299657
Holy shit, that thing is ugly.

>>218287904
>Runs like 200 miles
He telepornoed them there. That’s why he got taken out so easily. He was still in his refractory period.

>>218299487
>hunterschafer.png

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>>218288621
There were filmed scenes of Eowyn fighting Uruk hai in the caves, but they were not used. It’s interesting that the filmmakers realized those scenes might have been too much, how times have changed

>>218299453
I thought he is 'thanking' Celeborn for sending these jobbers, but there are actually retards in this thread who don't.

>>218301491
>>218299453
No I thought that was Celebonr -they do look pretty similar do they even call him Haldir in the film?

>>218299453
Celeborn talks all airily in this part, then in the scene with Aragorn he talks normally lol

>>218296832
every member of the main cast was jewish

>>218297183
Raging Barbarian with Tough feat and 20 CON

>>218297183
the orc was on my that crank literally so high on smack that he didn't even know he got shot 1 time let alone 2 times, there was even a case where one such orc fought off like 20 dunedain rangers whilst furiously masturbating

>>218287904
>Doesn't even really affect the outcome of the battle
they're not in the book so it's not like they could deviate from the source material enough for them to actually do anything useful

I don't like how armour doesnt work in these films or the battle formations.

>>218289693
throw him from the top of his wizard tower and steal his job

>>218288030
Already hard and throbbing, my master

>>218301929
I have slight face blindness and I can tell them apart.
Are you brown perchance?

>>218303207
I didn't say 'I couldn't tell them apart' I said they look pretty similar

>>218288621
Chuds on the internet threw a massive tantrum when they found out about Arwen being at Helm’s deep. They talk about it in the special features. Oddly enough Viggo wanted to keep it in for “representation.”

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>>218303293

>>218287904
A PRAETOR OF ROME

>>218303293
why would you tell lies on the internet?

>>218287904
one of the more retarded moments in the series

>>218297401
No one else on middle earth besides Saruman knows what the fuck black powder is or how it works in combination with the chaos of battle.

>>218288030
they reproduce via mud cloning, so no penises whatsoever

>>218292745
Elrond is a half-elf