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>>218291317
>>considered the best bond movie
No

>>218291317
Man With The Golden Gun is always ranked as one of the worst, but I liked it

>>218291317
7 Bond fans sit in a circle jerk
1 by 1 each fan speaks
"...Goldfinger"
"Goldfinger!"
"Goldfinger!"
"Goldfinger..."
"Goldfinger!!"
"Goldfinger"
The 7th fan pauses
"........Casino Royale"
The collective squeals in unison and to completion.

The End

>>218291427
Yeah, I don't get the hate for that one. It has a good villain and fun locales.

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>>218291457
Harsh but not entirely unfair. Past a certain age (15?) I think it's a bit silly to have a favourite James Bond film. They are what they are, and some are a bit better than others, and most people agree which are the better ones and which the worse.

I will die on the "Dolly is a babe" hill though.

goldfinger was the first one that had the formula they kept using
dr no isn't in dr no much
from russia with love is too low stakes

>>218291427
>>218291500
slide whistle
midget from fantasy island on an island
smokey and the bandit cop ripoff cameo

>>218291544
>dr no isn't in dr no
fair critique, but when he actually comes on it's a bit too goofy to take him pretending to be chinese seriously. also dr no is so solid as an actual spy movie that i think the third act where it's more bond-ian actually ruins it

>>218291317
unless you've spent 75% of your time handcuffed on a farm you wouldn't understand

>>218291791
dr no is only half chinese tbf

>>218291537
>Originally Dolly was going to be portrayed as even more massive than Jaws
Kek. I think Ravalec was hot even in that dumb look she was given for the movie.

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>>218291317
For me? There is only one choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKCEiNk198E

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>>218291317
The soundtrack for Goldfinger was great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnW-8YpQpgQ

>>218291317
everything below her navel looks wrong, was this ancient AI?

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Live & Let Die is the best Bond flick.

>>218291544
>smokey and the bandit cop ripoff cameo

Golden Gun came out two years before Smokey. And wasn't the cop a ripoff from a previous Bond film?

You Only Live Twice should serve as what Goldfinger does for the series.
YOLT will knock people on their asses if it's their first Bond.
The only argument against it is that it's so dazzling that they might be disappointed by the subsequent Bonds they watch. Goldfinger leaves a lot of room for things to get better.
The first eighteen Bonds are all good, but Goldfinger's status only makes sense in that it was the real breakout commercially. I can understand that. But most of the other good eighteen Bonds are better than it.

>>218291317
Fuck are you talking about man the movie is 116 minutes long and bond is cuffed for 18 minutes

>>218293138
her outfit is far out :)

>>218293138
I finally understood why Jane Seymour was a thing and able to sell scam beauty products to lose causes for 50 years after watching this

>>218291317
I'd gladly be handcuffed on a farm with pussy galore

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>>218291427
>>218291500
It's garbage. Your terrible taste is an embarrassment.

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The best Bond movie is actually Thunderball

>>218291317
Goldfinger was the right sort of mixture of the spectacular and the realistic. Some James Bond movies go overboard with fantastical elements, such as some of the Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan films, in particular. The George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton, and Daniel Craig movies mostly evade getting too fantastic, but the latter half of Craig's run as Bond got more and more excessive, generally. For Craig, Skyfall was arguably his best mix of realistic and over-the-top. Dalton's two films were very good, but quite different to each other, in various ways, yet he still managed to make it work as a more realistic and story-accurate Bond. Lazenby was of course only in the one movie, but what a film that was.

>>218291791
I agree. The first half of the movie is more interesting than the latter

It's the best Bond movie and it was the first one to be a big hit in the USA

>>218291317
The first 45 minutes of Goldfinger are 10/10, shame about the rest

it's octopussy, obviously. clearly you've never been around bond fans.

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>>218295215
kino

>>218295410
>scratch your ballsack off from the debris still on there
>jam your foot on it at the bottom and use it to kick yourself off the railing
Moore was suave enough to make either work though.

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>>218292928
Didn't want to show her pussy so just added more stomach.

>>218291500
The mistake was including the plot with the solar chip thing. The premise the film leads with is Bond has been targeted by an assassin and therefore his missions are compromised, and so must deal with that threat before he can head back out. That's all the movie needed to be and it would have been amazing. The writers or producers or whatever for some reason decided there needed to be a world ending threat, so the twist was Scaramanga never gave a shit about Bond at all, and Bond just kept accidentally interrupting his plans to make a laser. The story got in its own way with the bait and switch.

>>218292802
Based actual spy thriller enjoyer

>>218293138
>Black people in America being annoyingly black
Pass

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>>218291427
this one is my favorite aka objectively the best bond movie
you're vindicated anon

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>>218291317
>spy spends his time in the company of the villain, learning all he can about his dastardly plan and uses that info to thwart his scheme
Holy shit, a spy doing actual spy stuff, get out of town!

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>>218292928
You you lot retarded? That's the side of her hips.

>>218294651
>trippy, dreamy and strangely Baroque in an Imperialist way while still being gritty and no holds barred
yeah a lot of the realer fans will pick that one.

>>218295918
I know its the side of the hip but it looks like a bad ref image for some reason. It seems like the navel would stretch or present differently.

>>218293138
I saw this when I was really young and it made me scared shitless of black people by inferring that ALL black people on the planet secretly work for this voodoo gangster organization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZD3RJ7gdk8

>>218294651
Seconded.

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My local kino Plex is playing three bond movies this month.

>>218291537
Every man should have his ranking but you can tell who's faking when they say Goldfinger or Casino Royale is the best one. They just heard someone else say it or they're pretending to be brave and sophisticated.

>>218296336
>or Casino Royale is the best one
I can accept this as an opinion of people who don't like/watch Bond movies. I had a Bond discussion with friends and one said "uhhhh I like the new ones"

>>218291427
It's better than Live and Let Die and I probably prefer it over a View to a Kill too. Moore was too old for that one and it hurts knowing it could have been a Dalton picture.

most of them are boring. the best bond movie is mission impossible

>>218296353
It's funny, Casino Royale is one of my favorite movies, and it's an excellent action film. But it's barely recognizable as a Bond flick, though. Bond movies are simply a genre of their own. SPECTRE was the closest Craig got to a real Bond movie and that movie sucked ass.

>>218292802
FRWL is the best Connery Bond movie. It's a proper Cold War spy thriller. Love it.

>>218294651
It's a very good Bond movie. Makes my Top 5.

>>218293895
It's the same character, he's in Live and Let Die as well.

>>218296336
Alternatively they say GoldenEye, because they only played the N64 game.

>>218294635
kys faggot

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I've always thought Goldfinger was overrated. It's great up until Bond is captured, and then it becomes incredibly dull.
>oh look Bond escaped and then was recaptured again by the korean guards! exciting stuff! Why won't old Man Felix Leiter rescue him?
Honestly I'd rather watch Diamonds Are Forever

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>>218292775
Oh, so when they backtracked on that, that’s why they gave her braces then?

>>218294651
Yep, this is the one.

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>>218295215
correct

>>218296094
I read that as "Everything he touches turns to excrement"

>>218297357
>>218296353
No. You do not comprehend my criticism.

Thunderball is THE Bond film for me. It's so nice they made it twice.

>>218291427
It's a fun movie but would have the worst Bond song in the series if not for Madonna.

>>218291372
this one, and you only live twice, which is basically the same film but in space

>>218291317
These movies have always been retarded.

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>>considered the best bond film
That would be OHMSS.
Also, fuck every single boomer that disliked Lazenby as Bond.

>>218301231
this didn't happen to the other fella

>>218291317
It's not considered the best though. Even just the Connery ones, From Russia with Love is better. I also like Thunderball more.

>>218301231
The issue with Lazenby in this one is that he has to pretend to be retarded for half of the movie. He's a good enough Bond and can actually throw a punch instead of Connery's judo chops, but he's still the worst Bond because the others are just great (Craig movies aren't Bonds).

>>218291317
Octopussy is the best Bond movie

>>218301456
It is, but sadly it features only the third best Bond.

>>218291317
>75%
Not even close lmao

>>218301473
Every bond is great and plays the character differently

Connery played a pervert, he was an agent because it gave him access to money and women he would otherwise be unable to have. He was generally thought of as incompetent and unreliable. He was an agent because he enjoyed it.

Brosnan played a bond who did it for the love of queen and country. He pretended to be a bumbling old man to put his enemies off guard, then would snap into a sociopath. The most cold blooded killer bond once he dropped the act.

Dalton, the man who was never meant to be bond, played a bond that was a legitimate sociopath. He was a killer, and went down the career that gave him the opportunity to kill with impunity

>>218291317
Goldfinger really is the most ludicrous of them all, Bond is comically useless and incompetent in that movie and does absolutely nothing

>>218301637
Brosnan was a relic from the cold war. Everyone around him said that the world was changing and he was no longer needed, but he knew that the only thing that changed was the enemy. It had become less clear, more muddled and grey.

Craig played Bond as a weapon. His boss pointed him at a direction and he caused chaos and destruction. Groomed from childhood, his choices taken from him. Then when they thought he was no longer needed, was discarded. He was a tool, a piece of equipment, nothing more.

>>218301669
He rapes a lesbian who was raped as a child so well that she becomes straight and swaps sides

>>218291317
The camera pan revealing that he's surrounded by half a dozen guards in his cell after his first escape attempt is one of the funniest moments in the series.

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>>218291427
I liked it as well

>>218292802
Nothing happens: the movie

>>218301231
He was the worst by a mile

>>218302256
Terrible, utter fucking marxist garbage. Any piece of human waste that says he likes Quantum of Solace I know to be irredeemable trash.

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>>218298287
Based. Diamonds Are Forever has a lot of kino moments, it just came at an odd time when they weren't sure what they were doing with the franchise. Coming after Majesty, you get a sense of whiplash from the absurd tone but that strangely works in its favour. You can tell the director Guy Hamilton improved a lot as well since Goldfinger. The action scenes is a lot more technical, the sets feel larger, the campiness is tuned up but leveled by Connery's more sardonic performance. I honestly think the girls look better too.