>>218291328
Biggest shame in the world that she's only in Red Sonja for like, 5 minutes. At the end when she shows up again it's like she's just happy someone's finally come to visit.

>>218291328
I bet arnie fucked her senseless the whole time they were filming

>>218291328
Do you wanna live for ever?

>>218291328
>6' tall
>blonde
>german
Does it get any better?

>>218291405
Roids killed his boner and Viagra didn't exist yet

>>218291373
I thought she died in Conan

>>218291946
She died and then revived

>>218291328
I want to live forever with her

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>>218291328
why did they stop making female barbarians?

She's 10/10. I can't believe there are 'men' who like jawlet women like kpop singers.

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>>218291328
She looks incredible in Red Sonja

>>218292071
She's okay but 10/10 is pushing it s bit

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>>218292091

>>218292042
LOTR movies made fantasy gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBA4coQFuao

She has aroused the three snakes!

>>218291328
>The girl from Conan the Barbarian

Olivia D'Abo?

>>218291328
i think horse face girls are cute but her body was definitely 10/10

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>>218292232
would destroy'er but she got mogged

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I always liked this girl

>>218292925
She could poke someone's eye out, that's very sharp and pointy. Nice tits too.

>>218291682
lol, funny if true

>>218291479
Of course I do. Are you retarded?

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strong Agnetha energy

>>218292120
You're goddamn right. The closest we had to Sona in the last 25 years is the yuuuuge bitch from Game of Thrones.

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>>218293279
based and agnethapilled!

>>218292091
jawlinemogging most men

>>218291405
Arnold only likes dark-skinned girls. He married Maria Shriver for the connections

>>218293187
Those 12th Century BCE bikinis hit different

I miss when women were hot. im 41 and fat now, but when I was in my teens/20s you could fuck fit thing sluts just by hanging out at the beach and drinking god kids these days should kill boomers for denying them a real youth zoomer women are fat and busted by 16.

>>218291328
Watch She

>>218292095
this, her face is a kinda harsh and angular, at her peak I would give her a 9/10 body and a 7/10 face

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>>218291328
for me, it's

>>218294882
Conan's mom is the hotness

>>218291373
It was pretty hilarious watching her try to pretend she couldn't absolutely break Bridgette in half. God I wish she was in more stuff.

>>218294772
She's an excellent example of personality making a girl a 10.

>>218291946
She plays a different character, the main villain in Red Sonja.

>>218292042
Sword and sorcery movies wasn't much of a demand for, and the only one that made any money was Conan.

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>>218291328
I watched Hell Comes to Frogtown last year because it was mentioned by an Anon in a recommend me kinos thread I made. Was pleasantly surprised to see her in it.
Absolute bonkers 80s action camp. 5/7

>>218296650
there is no consentual sex in this movie

>>218293847
nah. he was fucking around even that red sonja bitch. Shriver told him to get rid of her which is why he passed off his sloppy seconds to SLy.

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>>218296122

>>218293938
>BCE
Kys

>>218292042
Burka mafia stopped naked female barbarian movies cold.

>>218291328
superb Valkyrie

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>>218294882
For me its

Is the movie good?

>>218298548
10/10 kino

>>218291328
man i just love that naked hip with view to the crotch.

>>218291548
why put this custom socks on high heels shoes?

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Not the 16yo princess? 4chan, you have surprised me.

>>218291328
The entire 80s sword and sorcery genre is pretty great. The movies tend to be more miss than hit (which is great of you like to lampoon movies) and they’re chock full of gratuitous boobs

>>218299102
Definitely her and also her sister or cousin or whatever in living daylights.

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Obligatory VALKYRIAN post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOBhE8JOcLE

>>218296650
I masturbated furiously to her underwear scenes in that. Absolutely stunning body.

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>>218292042
Red Sonja reboot came out last year and flopped completely. (it was a bad movie, so I don't wonder)

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Sara Douglas as Queen Taramis

>>218291328
>tfw no barbarian woman to take me prisoner and make me eat her sweaty unwashed asshole

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>>218299199
Changed outfits every other scene...

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>>218299174
kek'd

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>>218293279

It was the product of a different time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hRYRz-K6Po
>no modern Schwarznegger
>no Frank Frazetta who can just inspire an entire genre of movies to exist
>no Basil Poledouris equivalence
A movie like Conan the Barbarian is deemed too nerdy for modern audience, ironically. There's too much passion in it. Can't have that anymore.

>>218299199
>>218299210
Every outfit she's not wearing panties. The part where Jehnna has the nightmare and wakes up the queen turns a little to the side and you get a full bush shot

>>218299195
this was produced during peak woke when even getting a white actress was considered rare (their first choice was that mutt from Ant-Man). Director was also a tranny.

maybe in a few years they'll try again.

>>218299102
she was 14 you sick fuck

>>218293271
Who waits forever anyway?

>>218291548
I will now watch All That Jazz

>>218299195
That's a man.

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>>218299171
Mmmmm. Kara.

>>218300992
GIMME MY MINGUS DEW

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The camo is kino.

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He's a good actor but WHY the fuck did they make him look like that?

Literally just slap a skull mask on top and there, you got a proper necromancer.

>>218302311
Because James Earl Jones was based, and he knew Conan.

>>218302401
And played a Kull-character rather than a Conan character...

>>218302417
which was a good and safe choice.
because momoa did the later and bombed miserably

>>218302311
He's supposed to be Atlantean

>>218299595
She wears thongs, relax

>>218299174
LMAO. I'm gonna rewatch that later when I'm drunk
on Friday night you degenerate fucks

>>218302311
Oh? So all necromancers wear skull masks? Bigot. You should go to your local cemetery during 5th Conjunction of Zuma'Kalis and meet some real necromancers.

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Sadie Sink should play Red Sonja (she would never do it, but still)

>>218304627
Not fit enough. Red Sonja is supposed to be fit AND have tig ol’ bites and perfect ass and thighs. Gals like her are just redhead of the week. Look at how thin most redheads in Hollywood are. They neither have the build or look for it.

>>218304627
this fucking skeletons looks like warriors to you?

>>218304627
She's got baby face. Red Sonja needs a strong, sexy face.

>>218304627
Simps would make terrible casting directors and this post proves it.