>>218292578
Does >>218292520 count as a super hero movie?

>>218292578
Because they dont cast people that look like that.
Also that is worst starfire. Turned her into a massive whore

>>218292578
Kek is that a The Pitt comic

>>218292646
Red Hood and the Outlaws from New52.

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Late 80s/early 90s Starfire was peak. Every other version is literally dogshit. Including the cartoon. Especially the cartoon.

>>218292600
I'm not sure, haven't seen it

>>218292578
Offenses in order:
1) In 2008, the pitch “What if <X superhero> happened in real life?” Was novel. Iron Man and TDK were lightning in a bottle. Then they kept making movies with that premise. Over and over again. It’s played out.

2) They conditioned a young movie going audience to expect 200 million dollar budgets from every movie they see in theaters.

3) When a book is successfully adapted into a movie, that book gets a second wind in an audience that was introduced to it. When a comic book gets turned into a movie, the comic book industry doesn’t see a rise in sales. When 300 was turned into a movie, many griped that Hollywood doesn’t respect comics any further than treating them like glorified storyboards.

4) They’re pro-military, pro-police propaganda. Anyone who challenges the state is portrayed as a villain. Tony Stark was a weapons dealer, TDK justified the Patriot Act, TDKR took Occupy Wall Street and made them Bane and his goons. The narrative argument of one person having the most power being good for everyone because they’re somehow morally or ethically superior is the same used to defend the US being the world’s police. The only movie / series to deconstruct this power fantasy was the Watchmen.

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why were comics back then so awesome? i remember stumbling to a gen13 comic and i think i fapped to almost every page.

>>218292840
I can see your point with Watchmen, but then by doing it just like Moore envisioned, he unintentionally glorified Rorschach (and The Comedian to a lesser extent). Instead of owning up that such a character would be a natural consequence of Moore's proposed worldview in Watchmen, he decides to rib on the audience which just kind of shows how out of touch he actually was.

>>218292926
Trvth

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>>218292855
Even marvel or dc heroines would do something uncharacteristically sexy or slutty every once in a while

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>>218292855
It was a different time.

I didn't mind the smaller self contained stories with few characters. But they got too bloated for their own good.

>>218292855
It called "catering to normal people"

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>>218293010
Imagine if the Birds of Prey movie was like this

>>218292683
including that fat, ugly dyke who self-inserted herself as the daughter of starfire.

>>218293031
Too based for modern audiences.

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>>218293010
>sniff

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We went from this>>218292855
to this

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>>218292683
Hello king.

>>218292840
>They’re pro-military, pro-police propaganda
Kys faggot

>>218292578
it's all made by jews. the comics, the movies, everything

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>>218293010
Huntress is kino tummy. DC should never cover her up

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comics were kinda based back then

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>>218293140
That ginger was lucky

>>218292578
>>218292626
new 52 sucks so much ass

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>>218292578
Same reason I don't like comics anymore, they went woke
>>218292683
The 2000/2010s looks way better

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>>218292578
Post the original version

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>>218293184
It did give us slut Harley though

>>218293168
>Those thighs
Unf

>>218292578
Same reason I don't like Kurtzman Trek or Disney Predator, etc. Female sensibilities shouldn't be taken into account at all creatively. It's just too bland, safe and lame.

>>218293210
That panel is straight from the comic unlike yours

>>218292578
Because its for fucking children? I'm 32. You need to outgrow capeshit by 15 max or you're never getting laid

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>>218293154
jfc. did raimi write this?

>>218293220
Which nobody likes. The Kesel & Dodson solo, dini Sirens era was her peak.

>>218293107
Every Marvel & DC movie that uses military bases, weapons, or vehicles need express approval from the US military for the entire script. Iron Man originally had Jeff Bridges say “We have soldiers who would kill themselves for this kind of tech!” And a general said “No change that. We have a real problem with veterans committing suicide.” So they had to change it to “they’d walk over hot coals for this tech”.

I need the Human Spider swastika edit

>>218293220
Hate that shit

>>218292683
Teen Titans had better tummy kino

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>>218292683
>Every other version is literally dogshit
I wouldn't go that far.

>>218292578
Because as someone who grew up reading superhero comics every one of them do a shit job of adaptation.

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Supergirl was underage here btw

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>>218292578
are you a real capeshit lover?
how much old capeshit have you watched?

>>218292578
When I was growing up comics were for nerds. They might be mainstream now but that didn't change anything to me.

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>>218293044
Oh yeah, I remember that

>>218293344
When did superheroes go from punching bad guys to this faggoty relationship drama bullshit?

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>>218293361
Legal on Krypton.

>>218293254
I have 4 kids. Stay mad

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>>218293252
That panel was what was originally going to be in the comic, before DC made Lobdell change it.

>>218293302
Sounds good antifa bootlicker.

>>218293410
it's disgusting that he needs to remind himself not to be attracted to a 17 year old, she's like 10 years away from her brain fully maturing

>>218292578
>introduce a world concept where anything and everything is thrown into it like a garbage disposal
>wasteland of despair with no real way out
>near-unstoppable entity that devours everything it sees
>do nothing with it
>use it as a standin for an already established setting
The Void at The End of Time has so much potential and just continues to be squandered

>>218293418
Proof?

>>218293406
Since the 60's unc.

>>218293377
I'm 55 so 99% of it. I can't defend all of it ofc or even the majority of it tbhh

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>>218292578
The dialogue is never funny. Subjective, but true. No wit. We're also burnt out on subversive vulgarity, if they even had the balls to try at that. We've already crossed every line, it's no longer thrilling.

Also, I'm not developing any feelings over cape people, and much of the movie is spent trying to do this. This is not tragedy, this is comedy, it's a fucking comic book movie.

I can enjoy a silly movie, I can enjoy a little bit of mindless action. But the writing is always so, so unfunny.

>>218293449
Are you kidding? Do you know where we are? I would never post pics of my kids on this fucking cesspool.

>>218293494
just blur their faces and genitals

>>218293503
First off, I don't have any pics like that and secondly, I wouldn't even do that. I don't trust any of you. I don't even trust my friends around them or family, for that matter. So why in the hell would I trust a bunch of sociopaths on 4chan of all places

>>218293428
The metaphorical boot in the term “bootlicker” is worn by the person who has institutional power.

>>218293344
In the 2000s she still looked good (depending on artist) but no longer had the naive personality from the early days which was a charm point.

i like superhero movies. they're fun. if anything, i more dislike when the movies or their fans try to elevate them into something big or deep. i think this is why the dc stuff failed. they always aim for adults. i never saw those spider-man animated movies, but at least they knew the right audience.

>>218292578
They are not genuine anymore. Everything is self-parody now. Man of Steel is the only good one because it doesn't make a joke every 15 seconds.

>>218293190
miss Pete and MJ
>>218292683
based. poofy haired Starfire was best Starfire

>>218293441
women's brains dont mature after 13.

>>218292855
Sarah Rainmaker was my thing.

>>218292988
This is ludicrously out of character. Not Wasp acting like a whore, it's the fact that she called Hulk "Banner" and he didn't immediately rip her head off before even noticing her tits were out.

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>>218293503
>and genitals

>>218295233
This is from Ultimate I do believe. Everyone was ooc in that

>>218293410
Hasn't she been 17 for like 30 years, though? I don't remember the details, but I'm pretty sure she was a teenager while Superman was just a baby and she spent the time between Krypton's destruction and her landing on Earth in suspended animation or some time bubble or something.

>>218295308
Don't try to understand comic book ages. They're inconsistent get constantly get reset.
The Bat family is an even bigger mess.

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sexfire

>>218292683
holy based

>>218292578
They've devolved into 80 IQ ever since Endgame. At least before that they were 100 IQ sometimes 105.

>>218293537
Because we're asking nicely.

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>>218292683
how about 80s Starfire in the style of the cartoon?

>>218296277
disgusting. i can't fap to that.

Neckbeards used to be comic book writers drawing hot women so other Neckbeards could masturbate

Now Neckbeards are pro lgbt promoting homosexuality and wokism for other sexual degenerates

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>>218292578
I like the source material. Don't care for the movies all that much as they often deviate too much from the comics and the storytelling isn't as good on average, even if comics have lower lows as a whole.
The last cape flick I enjoyed somewhat was pic rel.

I like them fine, there just didn't need to be 5 a year.

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>>218293010
>>218292855
Exhibitionism is based

>>218292578
Because I like comic books and superhero flicks are a pale imitation of worthwhile comics books, by which I mean 1/10000 of them.

>>218292926
You really just can’t top the irony of Moore being mad that people view a character named Rorschach differently than he intended.

>>218292855
early 90s seemed to be the peak. balance between quality art, seductive females, more realistic colouring, but still had enough story and things happening. mid to late 90s became the point where they'd have an 11 page comic with panels of nothing going on at all, and after three pages there would be a single word, then a full page advert then the end.
i really can't stand those. fifty issues before something happened. stylised rain drops

>>218293031
anyone see the special flash animations they put out maybe 20 years ago of the birds of prey or whatever they were called. it had Bruce timm style animation, barley quinn, poison ivy and another girl, they were in a prison cell in one of them. sort of semi animated, more like a moving picture book, but mostly static.

>>218296285
not with that attitude, you cant

>>218293220
>turned her into an ugly witchy cunt, female joker.
conpletely the opposite of the point of her character.

>>218292578
People had so much patience with those fucking movies, there were only ever a few good ones. Studios suck, make a better movie like Chronicle. Hey grok, make a teen titans movie in the style of Chronicle

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Marvel peaked here.
00's comics suck.

>>218293418
did you abduct them all from the same playground?

>>218293503
ha

>>218293537
you don't trust your friends or family around your children?
which south american country are you from?

>>218296277
looks like punctuation

>>218293537
> I don't even trust my friends around them or family, for that matter.
You really need to work on your judge of character or get new friends.

>>218296247
Absolutely not

>>218296753
>>218296836
I didn't trust anyone period. Most abuse comes from people who are close to you, far more then strangers. Morons

>>218296713
I still very much liked the Messiah era of X-Men, but after that it was downhill.

>>218293406
>t. goo goo ga ga baby

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>>218293503
>and genitals

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>>218293410

>>218292578
>>218292855
I love superhero comics. Superhero movies are embarrassing nonsense consisting of overpaid Jewish slaves playing pretend in silly costumes on a green screen. Superhero comics are awesome, at least were, and are the domain of the hot-blooded young white male and anyone hating them is a cuck, brown or both. No exceptions. The mixture of fantasy, sci-fi, real-world with endless characters, factions and powers to play with alongside the titilation from the women and the aspiration from the men is why superhero comics are the purest expression of a young straight cis white male's creativity and boundless love for storytelling.

It's the best medium of storytelling, bar none.

>>218292578
Well the truth is I'm deeply, deeeeeeeeeply insecure about how others perceive me so I only admit to engaging with mature and adult media so that others will think I'm smart.

>>218292578
Passionate babymaking sex with Starfire.

>>218297876
well said

I think superheroes went to shit when some retard out there thought
>superheroes are humans too...
>and humans are... le bad....
>so that means... superheroes are bad too!!!
And then almost every fucking superhero work after that single idea turned into edgy bullshit where every superhero is a terrible person because the writer was bullied as a child
When Watchmen did it, it was cool and novel and not overdone but then everyone wanted to do the fucking same. The only other film to do it well was Incredible because it didn't reach the "humans are bad" conclusion, rather it just left it at "superheroes are humans too"

>>218297992
What's that other film? Logan? Just curious here

>>218293220
she looks like a tranny in this

>>218293361
And? That's a kiss. It's not sex. You think it's illegal to kiss underage girls?

>>218298079
It's not exactly smiled upon. I'm 55 and ppl would definitely give me a look for kissing a 15 yo girl like this

>>218298091
yeah, well, when you're 85 years old you're going to regret all the things you thought you were "too old for" at 55.

>>218298123
Oh I already do but kissing 15 yo girls won't be one of them

>>218298133
I had sex with a 16 year old girl when i was in my 30s. Feel free to judge me.

>>218292578
Ugly casting, same people over and over, muh realism valued over fun/accuracy

>>218298146
Oh? Good for you. That's the only judgement I have for you

>>218293107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzHLPnGuVSQ

>>218292578
>>218292683
bro, nobody cares about Fuck-ass teen titans outside the cartoons

>>218298227
>t. the most stupid poster ITT

>>218297876
>bring up the jews out of nowhere
>mention cucking and minorities in the same sentence
>think about young white boys
Ideal capeshit audience.

>>218298329
>im a heckin valid trans girl btw if anyone cares

>>218298349
>bring up guys with tits unprompted
Also forgot that one.

A lot comic book stuff is just more jewish psyop bullshit accepting the outsider(proxy for jews).

>>218298380
>bring up the jews out of nowhere
1/4. Bonus points if you mention Indians.

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>>218298329
I'm not thinking about white boys looking at this. I don't expect you to understand that. Maybe you're just projecting

because any current superhero author or director hates the material

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>>218298393
Have another. Have two

>>218298264
Until now. Because I just posted.

>>218298393
>mentions women once
>mentions hot-blooded young studs three times
I'm just saying...

>>218298388
>Not a single counter argument
The maker of Superman is jewish.
Stan Lee is jewish.

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>>218298416
I'm not even that anon. Here have another while you think of young boys

>>218292578
(((hollywood))) literally cant even make a decent Crow movie anymore

>>218298329
Many jews are comic authors this is fact.

>>218298439
>bring up the jews out of nowhere
Shalom.
>>218298444
>mentions young boys
Checkaroo.
>>218298461
>bring up the jews out of nowhere
>>218298462
>bring up the jews out of nowhere

Slow down guys, I can't keep track.

>>218298470
>getting replaced by AI

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>>218298461
The original Crow movie was lightning in a bottle, never to be replicated again. Same with Blade.

Look at all these young white boys!

>>218298470
Still not an argument bro. How's Tel Aviv schlomo or are you just a shabbos goy?

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>>218298470
Your ad hominem is pure aids. Stop posting forever

>>218298490
>AI out of nowhere
Extra points. Very Reddit.
>>218298491
True opinion, but be careful posting tranny art.
>>218298496
>bring up the jews out of nowhere
>>218298506
>brings up AIDS out of nowhere
Out of the closet, please.

>>218298526
Your the one with the aids like posts, symptoms and diagnosis
Just pointing it out means I noticed it. Lmao faggot

>>218298584
>knows the symptoms of AIDS
>thinking of faggots

>>218298602
Sorry you got AIDS, anally inflicted death sentence kek

>>218298622
>thinking about AIDS and fantasizing about anal sex
>ran out of bony flat-assed girls to post
Time to open up that shirtless male model folder, champ. Or do you only post those pics on /hm/?

>>218298653
>Thinking about shirtless male models
>Mentions /hm/
What are you really trying to tell us? Lmao

>>218298672
I'm telling you to stop jerking off to jpegs of Chippendales waiters before you go blind.

>>218293010
>hop in, dude

>>218298705
>Mentions jerking off
>To male waiters no less
>Even knows which male waiters specifically to jerk off to
Anon, you starting to really tell off on yourself here. It's embarrassing for you!

>>218298736
I'm sure you'd like to see me flustered, Mr. Homo, but I don't swing that way.

>>218298526
>anon
gay and has aids
>his penis
doesnt work
>virginity
still intact, he stepped on a rusty used heroin needle

>>218298751
>Mentions that he's getting flustered out of nowhere
>Now going off about swinging
Ok we get it, anon

>>218298751
>Loves a man named Mr. Homo
Now, now. Let's leave your proclivities out of this. No one cares what goes on in your closet

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>>218298754
>more fantasies about limp cock and aids needles
>>218298796
>boyfriend coming to the rescue
You two are adorable together.

And for the viewers at home, the faggot in the middle (>>218298780) did not bear mentioning, because he was too busy being stuffed from both sides by the other two.

>>218292578
I liked them when they were treated like movies for adults. Sam Raimi's Spiderman, the Hulk movie with Edward Norton, the first maybe 2 X-men movies, Tim Burton's Batman.
I didn't change my mind, the capeshit went bad. It's all cringe, it's not interesting, it's failing to be funny, it's childish in the worst way possible and then the final nail in the coffin was that it all went woke.

>>218298827
>Starts fantasizing about getting stuffed at both ends by faggots
Now you're just going to far. Mods! Mods!! Butthurt bitch here won't shut the fuck up about cocks for some reason

>>218293220
"she" looks like The Crow, or Sting. What the fuck is that bloated jawline.
Any Harley Quinn with dyed hair instead of a blonde with a jester hat is dead on arrival

>>218298862
You take too much dick to ever be butthurt. Now you're just incontinent.

>>218298958
>Anon mentions he can't stop shitting himself
You can stop this massacre at any time

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>>218299044
Massacre? like your entire industry, dying with boomers?

>>218299044
We can stop the "massacre" now, anon. I know you have to get back to taking it from your boyfriends.

>>218299073
Makes sense. I don't read manga since it's for girls, but it actually becomes valuable after it goes out of print, unlike western comics.

>>218299073
>Thinks his unsolicited opinions mean anything to anyone
Your seething is pure and unadulterated. Are your parents related perchance lmao

>>218299080
>Starts fantasizing about having a boyfriend yet again in the middle of a thread
Really, anon. You can do better than this

>capeshit thread
>gayest thread on /teevee/
hmmm

>>218299095
This.
>>218299108
Every "no u" is a confession, anon. Just remember thatr.

>>218299118
It's only gay because I'm here.

>>218299119
>Literally starts confessing how much he likes longjohns with the cream in the middle
Now you're just embarrassing yourself

>rambling about nothing
The syphilis reached his brain.

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>>218299095
>calls opinions unsolicited
>in the thread he made soliciting opinions
>completely irrelevant and unemployed person calls others seething
>so pathetic being laid off from comic book studio he makes ragebait threads just to feel something

>>218299160
Maybe start with rosettastone.com instead of 4chan.

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>>218299225

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>>218299233

>>218292683
Preach brother

>>218299160
>Literally greentexts about nothing any one can understand
>Demands to be understood
>Pure feminine energy and reeks of solitude and misery

>people stop posting supersluts
>thread turns to shit

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>>218299274

>Carol-Thing

I want to see her Thing-ies

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>>218299284

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>>218299295

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>>218299307

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>>218299321
Thanks for getting this back on track

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>>218299361
>hyper-realistic feet
Who the fuck drew this?

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>villains whose motives are hard to refute

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>>218299291
It was actually Sharon Ventura, the 2nd Ms. Marvel. Carol was Binary, with the X-Men, at the time.

>>218299307
>>218299321
Damn, that is some shit dialogue.

>>218299427
>dissing Peter David
Fuck off, man.

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>>218299397
I don't know, honestly. I saved it to show an ex who is obsessed with HQ. Huge red flag btw

>>218299427
Comics back then were better written. They looked and flowed better, too.

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>>218299419
I loved Binary but she didn't stick around for very long

>>218299397
>>218299448
Greg Horn
https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comic/4140138/the-batman-who-laughs-1?variant=6773081

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>>218299477
Ah nice
Thank you, anon. You're a trooper

>>218299448
>Huge red flag btw
Blinded by the pussy, were we?
>>218299477
>Greg Horn
Aw fuck, not him! Now I'm just thinking about those shitty Emma Frost covers!

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>>218299505
Yeah, kinda. I had known her for 30 years and she was always nice to me but two of my gfs despised her and now ik why. Long story short, she was batshit insane, convinced at least three others lived inside of her (I have a friend with actual DiD so ik when it's fake ass bullshit when I see it) and had convinced herself she had all sorts of maladies. None of which turned out to be true. It's...a really long story that no one here wants to hear I'm sure. Great d&d player tho but that's because she can channel crazy really well. She has her mom and dad fooled but they are starting to see the extent of it and basically cut her tf off, no contact, nothing. Her mother is equally batshit so the apple didn't fall far from the tree, yeah. I could fill this thread with the bullshit she did but I digress

There is nothing wrong with superhero movies in principle. What I hate is factory-produced shoveled shit manufactured on an industrial scale. Marvel released something like 50 superhero movies in the span of about a decade. These are shot 90% in the same studio in LA in front of a green screen. They are creatively bankrupt, devoid of any artistic intent, repetitive, boring, pointless. They are the epitome of art as a consumer product.

I'm not ignorant to the fact that most movies are products, but these movies specifically are the vulgar extreme of that reality. The epitome of soulless.

>>218292578
>more hot superheroines
>less gay shit
there, i fixed it

>>218299580
Yeesh, that sounds rough, especially for someone you've known that long.
>>218299844
Good job, anon.

>>218297876
Can't really use Jewish as a negative for the movies when comics have been written by jews forever

>>218299861
Yeah it was. She told me that you don't bleed on someone that didn't cut you. I thought it was good advice. No, it was a warning about what she does to people. I told her that and she got so pissed because above all else, she's a narcissist. Everything about her is a performance. I'm glad we broke up although at the time I loved her deeply. I thought I could fix her but you can't fix something that is irrevocably broken. Everything she accused me of, she was herself. It became downright evil, how everyone was out to get her all the time, the victim mentality she's rode her whole life. I'd only read about this shit before her, never actually witnessed it first-hand. She's still playing the victim with her newest victim. I want to warn him but ik it wouldn't do any good. One gf that actually loved me tried to warn me about her and I wouldn't listen either. One of the worse things is that she got about 20-30k out of me, which was dumb af on my behalf. I ignored every single red flag she presented me. It was stupid. I just liked her so long, I never thought someone I had been friends with 30+ years would betray me. That's just me projecting though because I would never do that. It's so stupid, I wish I could forget this whole thing happened. I got a 21 yo girl that absolutely would give me the time of day but at this point I just can't. I'm way older than her and I know our outlooks just won't match. At this point, I wanna heal. I actually turned down a fmf threesome just because I want to heal so bad. The old me would have jumped on that. The new me put the brakes on it

>>218293406
kek have you never read a comicbook before?

>>218292578
Reminder that this page is the start of DC becoming the dogshit company it is today.

>>218298146
That's nice, anon.

>>218293406
When Marvel took off in the '60's.

DC and Marvel should just copy their old animated series.

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>>218300906
oh they do

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>>218301012
What is this?!

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>>218301026
>Set in the world of the beloved show, the digital-first series is written by the show’s producers Paul Dini and Alan Burnett and illustrated by Ty Templeton, who worked on the show’s old tie-in comic series Batman Adventures.

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>>218292855
At that time, they needed to sell comics, not rely on movies, and merchandising wasn't what it later became. So... they had to target the comic book-buying audience, the nerd, the fatty loser, the skinny guy with glasses and acne. Naturally, marvel/dc greedily saturated the market.

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>>218301058
Is it new?? I thought I was pretty versed in Matban media

Superheros have SEX ok???? get over it

>>218301175
Batman doesn’t do that

>>218301152
Ran from 2021 to 2023.

>>218301241
Damn. Putting this on my backlog

>>218292578
I do, it's just, I refuse to take the genre seriously until we get an all female buddy-cop comedy with (mostly white passing) marvel girls
simple as

>>218301259
Name 3 supes you would like to see in that. I'm gonna go for
White Rabbit
Big Bertha
Firestar, the token mutant

>Capeshit
Grow up

>>218301432
You first. Let us know if your having fun with your serious films. Faggot

>>218292578
Because they used to be made for white sexually repressed nerds (me) but now they're made for a "modern audience" that doesn't exist.

>>218292578
Cast :
Starfire
Raven
Zantanna
Wonder Woman
PowerGirl
Etc

>>218293190
Not even a huge Spiderman fan anymore, but this relationship between MJ and Peter was the best I've seen in comics and they traded it away to have Peter be a dumbass 22 year old forever

>>218298146
sure unc lmao

>>218292578
I stopped liking comic book films when they started being too faithful. There's nothing wrong with adapting something so that it makes more sense in film. And when an adaptation does differ from the source material, what you end up with is two complimentary works.
I don't like them anymore, but Scott Pilgrim is a nice example. They had to cut a lot out in order to fit seven books into one movie, so the twins for instance don't even seem like characters. I'm fine with this because I don't want Scott Pilgrim to be 3 1/2 hours long and I don't believe we would have ever gotten the sequel if they'd tried splitting it up. And besides cutting stuff there are some substantial changes. In the movie he ends up with Ramona but in the books he ends up with Knives. I don't feel like the movie neither ruins not fixes the ending, just compliments it as a companion piece. Ultimately the movie cannot be seen as a replacement for the books. I don't even like this franchise anymore though.
Yes I am a Super Mario Bros. (1993) chad.

>>218299073
Comics are dying, but the real money is in toys and collectibles. There's enough childless Millennials with disposable income to keep shops open still even if not as many

>>218301111
>anti-lgbtq orgs
I understand that it is a fiction, but what would be a real life analogy to that? In Europe it's outright illegal, in US I suppose it depends on the state but I've never heard of a legitimate officially registered and operating non-profit organization that positions itself as an anti-lgbtq.

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>>218303052
I don't know, but I want to join one.

>>218292626
>Because they dont cast people that look like that.
spbp

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>>218292578
i saw ironman and it was pretty good
then i saw thor and it was ok
then i saw the avengers and it was meh
and then i saw one other that i dont really remember and i realized they were all basically the same movie and really not that enjoyable
they peaked with ironman tbqh but now extended universes are ruining filmmaking because the suits want to plan out mediocre movies years in advance and there's no going back

>>218292926
>Instead of owning up that such a character would be a natural consequence of Moore's proposed worldview in Watchmen, he decides to rib on the audience which just kind of shows how out of touch he actually was
Not familiar with everything Moore has said on the topic but the easily findable quotes don't conflict with your view necessarily, unkempt edgelords who see Rorschach as a "badass" are worthy of contempt.
It's easy to be uncompromising when you're dealing with killer pedos but, as the finale proves, two individuals can have vastly different ideas about what constitutes "good", and different abilities to predict the long-term outcomes of their decisions.

95% of comic book shit is cringe, I cant take it seriously.

I think it's mainly MCUshit that draws my ire. After all I didn't mind Man of Steel or Hellboy

>>218293031
>They're better when stinky.
I had no idea cobblepot was this based

Besides Starfire, is there any other superheroines who don’t mind being nude ?

>>218304750
silver surfer
hulk i guess but hes always got those shorts

>>218304374
>murdering millions in war is le bad
>murdering millions via clever deception is le good
2deep4me

>>218304750
Wonder Woman if she's around only women probably

>>218302455
Surprisingly based opinion, even if I don't agree with it.

>>218304728
God, now I'm imagining the smells...

And they're GREAT!

>>218292578

Several reasons come to mind. Aesthetically i prefer comic movies that account for the source medium. I don´t want realism, i want Burton´s Gotham, Dick Tracy´s exaggeration and emotional color, Sin City´s stylized use of contrast and simplified shapes. I find capeshit cinematographic universes really add nothing to the medium. I understand this is inherent to the nature of cinematographic universes because certain degree of consistency is needed but i don´t like it.

Another reason is that i like stand alone movies. I like things to end, i like stories to be meaningful, i like films that can defend themselves. With cinematographic universes you have to watch to other movies, a tv show, 3 comics and read a specific tweet from 2017 to have all the information for things to even make sense. It´s impossible for me to emotionally connect with such disjointed logic.

Finally capeshit always shy away from lasting consequence. The movies end where they should start. I don´t want a sad cemetery scene. I want an exploration of what the character is feeling and what someone in an extraordinary situation is doing to cope. The sort of fragility that makes even the strongest of heroes as weak as everybody else. I mean, not exactly that but something meaningful you know? Something that´s more than yet another world saving story.

>>218303052
They're called churches.

>>218303052
Westboro Baptist, dumbass.

>>218305735
this looks terrible

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But I do like superhero flicks, it's just that most movies that come out nowadays suck because their characters and writing have been flanderized into repetitive and unfunny humor. I love a good chunk of the pre-endgame MCU films and I really liked GOTG3 and that recent Superman film. I like it when the movies are willing to put aside the humor for heartfelt moments and not suddenly cut to humor the last second to break the tension

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I know money doesn't equal quality but there's no denying this genre had made billions of dollars and a lot of people filthy fucking rich. I honestly stopped caring about fidelity to the source material because I realized early on that was never gonna happen. I used to bitch about inaccurate costumes, horrible casting, terrible mischaracterization etc. and then I just stopped giving a fuck. Comics are terrible in consistency anyway so wanting the movies to adhere to any sense of meaning or even internal logic is just a fool's errand at best, stupidly naive at worst. Picrel et al was my bible for years, I'd read them cover to cover at least a hundred times apiece and even developed a trrpg for my group based on the avengers alliance games, faserip, and other sources only for no one in my group to ever express interest in it. And they love superhero shit. I could write a superhero movie at this point, and I feel it might echo watchmen a little bit. I would stick to the genre so hard it would be universally derided. I could not water it down for normies to save my life. I doubt I could make even /co/ happy. I might be hardcore but they make me look like a toddler fumbling at my mother's apron strings.

>>218306760
Moopersan saving a squirrel was a waste of film. I get why they did it but I really wish they would have expressed that character trait different.

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>>218303052
There aren't any. Regardless, you fall into the trap of believing them and their words, or assigning them any rational value. Before Rowling became Mengele's heir buying a Harry Potter product meant supporting an "ally," a woman who did a lot for the community, an empowered woman. After... her fall, every time a Harry Potter related product comes out, you can check twitter for the usual suspects with their "if you buy this, you're funding anti-LGBT products". They even do it with the original previously praised books and have the nerve to now say "I always knew Rowling was a terf".

>>218293220
did they model this whorelequin on sarah jessica parker?

>>218306760
Friend, these movies going overboard with the comedy/lack of sincerity isn’t a new thing. I remember how pissed off people were with Iron Man 3 that it was basically a comedy that didn’t take itself seriously at all.

>>218306760
>>218307196
Yeah that became a problem pretty much right around Avengers