>>218292764
so... what's considered "big" these days?

>>218292764

i have never heard a woman in real life talk like this about penises. i'm not saying that they don't but i think the vast majority of this kind of talk is from male writers. the few times i've heard women talk about porn irl it's been more about some disgustingly rough bdsm stuff. so, i guess real women are even more depraved than female characters written by men.

>>218292806
>anon has never been a fly on the wall during "girl talk" or read a group chat of female friends
many such cases.

>>218292838

they seldom get more descriptive about penises than an eggplant emoji

>>218292764
>>218292806
she's being forced to go to AA because of disciplinary issues and she's acting like a cunt to make it more entertaining. she was also raised by a full blown hippie, commune and everything.

>>218292806
They do but it's only a product of the current state of our degenerate society. There's no genetic benefit for having a disproportionately large penis. It makes no sense in nature for females to be drawn towards ridiculously large dicks.

>>218292854
my gf used to show pics of my dick to her friends but stopped cause she got jealous, it's real

>>218292764
Hit a nerve?

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>>218292764
>True Detective season 2
makings of a great modern CHINATOWN conspiracy story
instead got a retard-tier hamfisted plot with terrible acting peaking with an AREA 51 video game shooter sequence against "cartel" in a factory to the street and in a bus

Who lied to you?
No says watch season 2 of true detective.
Watch the first season; then stop.

>>218293103
That's just weird
Would you show pics of her pussy to your buddies?

>>218292764
the context of this scene is that all the cops are in some sexual harassment thing no one cares about so this character is saying this to take the piss and annoy the person leading the meeting

>>218293170
wait a minute anon what if men and women are....get this....diffferent?!

>>218292806
Most women can barely take 2 fingers. Having a porn size dick would be a nightmare IRL. You’d hurt women

>>218293103
And you were okay with that? Did she get your consent before she did that?

>>218293202
It's not a normal thing for women to do

>>218293282
its not abnormal

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>I'll buttfuck your mom with your dad's corpse
What did he mean by this?

>>218293160
Filtered by Osip and probably by Ghostwood in Twin Peaks as well. Sad.

>>218293307
NTA but no, it is abnormal. Girls definitely talk about their bfs dicks to their friends but a picture is pretty weird unless you've got something specific going on down there

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>>218293388
>Osip
>Ghostwood
>Twin Peaks
have no clue what any of these pretentious piles of shit are

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>>218293191
>Earnestly engaging with OPs reactionary and attention seeking "opinion"

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>>218293440
I like s2 but will always agree the cartel action set-piece was red meat for the midwits. Osip, the russian jew running the d&c, is the more interesting plot IMO, and I was referencing it's similarities to Twin Peaks plot beats.

>>218293447
I didn't read OP's post

>>218292780
Black men

>>218292780
If your erect cock can fit through a toilet roll then you're not big

I refuse to watch past season 1

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S2 is almost as good as S1, it just has too much exposition. If you disagree you're a midwit who just agrees with whatever the mainstream opinion is and you're the reason S3 rehashed so much from S1.

Years later and this one scene still gets under /tv/'s skin. Penis insecurity is a powerful thing.

>>218294074
Everybody's always talking about length, but it's fine.

>>218292764
>watching after season 1

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is this the thread?

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Have you ever been some place you couldn't leave and you couldn't stay both at the same time, /tv/?

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Season 2 is the best season and I'm sick of pretending otherwise

>>218295989
you're allowed to be wrong

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>>218292764
Still haven't bothered trying this, maybe I will someday
>>218292806
Correct, but they love talking about their sex lives amongst each other to the point of violating privacy. It's fucked up

>>218293103
thats fucked

>>218293103
many such cases
>>218293170
>>218293277
no
the point is that women do this automatically/normally and think nothing of it
i have NEVER heard of a man showing his wife's body to another man or even describing sex much beyond "yeah we had sex it was nice"
women go into intimate detail talking to their friends about their bf's dicks, sex, etc
it's weird and uncomfortable

>>218292764
Fun fact: that line about big dicks wasn't even in the script, it was ad-libbed by Rachel McAdams.

>>218296900
Crazy how women are just thinking about big dicks all the time.

>>218292764
Who cares if dicklets get triggered?

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>>218292764
absolutely no one said that

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>>218292764

she looked so good with that hair

>>218297985
i hope she sees this bro

I'm right here

>>218295757
>anons_typical_friday_night.webm

>>218298686
I used to drop heavy on a Friday night but not coke normally MDMA or LSD

>>218292806
Maybe you should watch the show and you'd know why she was talking like this and said it in this way you fucking

>>218294074
This isn't a good test because there isn't a universal size for TP rolls. Here in the UK for example the ones I buy have a circumference of 6", that's literally the 99th percentile for girth

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>>218292764
I bet epstein paid off the critics to shit on season 2 after pizza make references to his pedo gang in the show

>>218293408
there's nothing wrong with having a third nipple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h9YSfbEVqY

>>218292764
>Watch True Detective season 2, they said
False.
No one has ever said this.

>>218292880
Hmmm... What street are you shitting in today?

>>218300690
Bro if you ignore all the rapist, murder, kidnapping, trafficking, cannibalisms, necrophilies, pedephilia etc crimes of Jeff, he honestly seemed like pretty based guy to be around, no wonder everyone in the world wanted to be mates with him and were gushing in his DM's/emails. Jizzele was top moderator on reddit, meanwhile jeff spent a lot of his time on 4chan shitposting

>>218302553
citation needed

>>218292764
No they didn't no one said this in good faith come on now.

>>218293237
oh no anon no....

>>218292764
>Watch True Detective Season 1 they said
And 3 episodes in it's just non-stop reddit posting from a le edgy alcoholic who isn't even that clever but Woody has barely stood up to him and his endless r/atheism takes.
The southern gothic backdrop is kino and I'm invested in the mystery but I genuinely think Rust is the most annoying character I've seen in a longtime.

>>218292780
5 inches is the world average, so about 7.5 in white countries

>>218292780
has to be thicker than her wrist and reach from elbow to wrist

>>218292806
in this scene she's being intentionally antagonizing while forced to go to Alcoholics Anonymous
most women don't like penises in themselves, they like what the penises represent--reproduction, wealth, status, etc

>>218303374
>phallus
>wealth
the fuck?

>>218295757
imagine the nosebleed

>>218295726
Season 3 was unironically my favorite.

>>218303461
i only liked the modern day dementia scenes. everything else was boring

>>218303339
I exceed that pretty easily with my gf

>>218292764
Casper van Dien knew..

>>218292806
The character is saying it to rile up all the coomers in her job-mandated sexual harassment (or something like that) class, having said that women talk qbout dicks to each other all the time (but it's in the way they brag about holidays/material goods). They say it just to flex on other women even if they don't care as much themselves, it's something their husband has that that other bitch with the nice bag doesn't.

Women absolutely do talk and gossip about sex non-stop, I even had it happen to me with a bunch of girls from college that I barely knew and never talked to, and weren't even interested in me, gossiping about whether I have a big dick even though I don't particularly (and it definitely wouldn't be big enough flaccid to notice either way). I hate that shit, even if they're somehow spreading positive runours about you.

>>218293170
No, but that's how women are, they often even project and think guys talk about girls they've fucked, and I've never once heard another man actually go into detail about his "conquests", maybe only a vague "allusion" if he was seen in public with a girl or something

>>218303339
The "thicker than her wrist" seems ridiculous, but then I remember most women have a 6" wrist and many as small as 5", it's not unreasonable that about 20% of the population would have a cock thicker than a given woman's wrist, even though that sounds comically enormous

This is why wife/gf sharing should be the norm.

>>218295726
Just because you watched some clips of a show that are ok in isolation doesn't mean it's some 2deep4u masterpiece that people didn't get. You don't need a high IQ to be enamored by repeatedly showing a flashback that stupid trailer or whatever where McAdams' character might've been molested as a kid over and over again with no new information provided.
>INB4 they were all dead it was purgatory
Why the fuck should I care if the story itself is a boring slog? It's not slow for any meaningful reason, it's just a poorly edited mess that's script needed another few revisions.

>>218293237
>he fell for the small penis reassurance women do to secure a beta mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mszf5Jcgzc
Kino
THIS IS MY LEAST FAVORITE LIFE
THE ONE WHERE YOU FLY AND I DONT

>>218296060
Everything Ray does is so kino. That dream sequence is maybe the best scene in all of True Detective.

>>218295989
Everyone it's good, though very flawed. Honestly the characters save it because the mystery itself was kind of lame.
>>218295776
Hays was such a chud the whole season but the characters in season 3 overall just weren't that interesting. Saved by actually having a good mystery with a much simpler solution than the previous two seasons.
The point being that seasons 1-3 are all really good and Pizzaman can write. He just needs to strike the balance between mystery and character drama like he did in season 1 to create another universally beloved masterpiece.

Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it. Caspere knew this.

>>218305401
The line is actually "Caspere's killers knew this".

>>218303461
>>218303476
it's the most forgettable of the three but for some I quote it to myself the most.
I can't stop saying
>I 'on kno'
and
>The Purcell case...

>>218305970
>thank god that was you and not that wooly mammoth you're fucking

>>218295776
dis case dem keedz

>>218303485
Should be noted you're dating a midget

>>218302984
>>218304986
You guys must be dating absolute roasties lol
I literally cannot fit 3 fingers inside my girl. She has to warm up to take my average cock

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>>218296060
wow, and that's exactly how he ends up dying.
truly incredible writing

>>218306370
It is, faggot. Also the singular ambiguous supernatural element in season 2, it adds texture to the story, you're filtered.

>>218292806
the more you learn about women the less likable they become

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>>218292806
Because women don't like dicks. They'll talk about your shoulders, arms, or chest, but they hate dicks.

>>218306329
It changes once a woman has had kids. It works out in your favor, though, because you can save time, skip the foreplay, and just jump in.