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What is the whitest movie ever made?
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Honestly if future people look like that, it's not so bad.
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This is the closest to what Korra would look like if she were real.
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>>218293217
They will be disgusting brownoids.
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>Alone In the Wilderness 2004
>Comfy documentary about a white man who leaves society and builds a cabin in Alaska
>Lives alone for 30+ years
Self reliance and independence is some yt people shit
Other than that probably Zulu.
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>>218293246
Webm unrelated? Because she's really hot.
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i bet her pusy absolutely reeks
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>all white cast
>total 4-5 lines by women
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>>218293281
>Daniel Day-Lewis
>white
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>>218293217
Future people don't have models as parents.
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The Brothers Grimm (2005), all white cast
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>Marisa Berenson
>white
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I've never seen it, but this came to mind immediately
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not a movie but Ivanhoe
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such a hottie
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Northman
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Triumph of the Will
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Anyone seen NY:LON?

It was a show starring Rashid and the main guy from True Blood. They were so hot for each other they kept flying between New York and London to see each other.

I think I'd fly to New York and back every day to sex Rashida
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Sex Lies and Videotape
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The Prestige
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>all these Timmy’s mentioning war movies and race movies that prominently also feature the other side I.e. non whites
This is who you are though irl
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>Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy, Harry Shearer, Bob Balaban
C'mon now, half that cast is hebrew
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Amadeus
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Braveheart
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>>218293217
She looks good in spite of her blackness, not because of it
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surprisingly this
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Sideways.
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>>218294090
This is the whitest movie and I will accept no other responses
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Between Kip’s girlfriend, Pedro, and his cousins, i don’t think this movie can claim that title.

My vote is The Big Chill . It’s just so smarmy and conceited.
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12 angry men
It's a wonderful life
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Crash
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Metropolitan
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The OG Road House with Patrick Swayze. The new one is gay coded UFC slop.
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Out Cold
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it was pretty good tbf and also lena headey is hot af in it
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Fargo, despite being made by jews, is interestingly powerfully caucasian in essence, even with differing flavors of whiteness. It does have the presence of non-whites, but even the way they interact and are treated by whites is also classically caucasian.

Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton is through and through a sea of white faces
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>>218296643
this.
only white people could sperg out over jews and then kill 50 million of their own
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>>218293281
DDL's mother was Ashkenazi Jewish, that means he's a proper Jew.
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>>218294040
Rebecca Hall LITERALLY identifies as black though, she even wrote and directed a movie about it called 'Passing'.
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>>218294131
Best answer in the thread. Excalibur is the height of white cinema.
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>>218296746
this is my Wonder Woman
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Deliverance.
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I disagree
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Midsommar
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>Irish
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Any Tim Burton movie, really.
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Jack Skellington was actually black he just didn’t have any skin. That’s why he terrorized the all white Christmas town.
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>this boat movie
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>>218299629
>Masterbator and Cum eater
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>>218299629
male movie
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>>218295430
but theres jews and a hapa
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>>218293201
Zoomers will be shocked, but before 2000 pretty much all movies were white.
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>>218293330
Great answer, not only is it about white history, starring whites but it's a cinematic masterpiece.
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>>218293201
i want to lick her face
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>>218300080
Why?
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pick any old vampire movie
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>>218293201
Anything by Wes Anderson
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Moonlight (2016)
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>>218293246
holy shit my penis
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Triumph of the Will

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I didn't read before posting
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>>218293217
>willfully diluting the gene pool for "muh dick"
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The Princess Bride is an astoundingly white film in every sense.

https://youtu.be/svbv0ArjPGU
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>>218293242
jews
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>>218303944
Naa, it's Jewish to the bone.
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MOST COMMON REACTION IF YOU SHOW IT TO A WHITE PERSON: "Amazing. I wouldn't want to try it, but good for him."

MOST COMMON REACTION IF YOU SHOW IT TO A NON-WHITE PERSON: "That's stupid, why is he doing that?"
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>>218293591
Half the book is about treating Jews nicer
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>>218304127
made by two chinks
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>>218299629
there's a blackie in it
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I win.

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