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>>218294167
>would you abandon your family to be with debby?

No. But i would for the girl in the orange swimsuit.

No, her boobs weren't big enough

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>>218294189
beyond based

I wouldn't abandon my family to fuck every woman in the world straight in the pussy until I nut

>>218294167
That depends is my family whimsical and magical?

>>218294167
You can put a wig on Joan Cusack but it won't improve her face.

>>218294189
Not a cunny enthusiast, but it's so blatantly obvious to me now as an adult how Wednesday having a romance subplot was a Jews self insert. The kid is basically Woody Allen

>>218294208
That's ironic she has the face of a woman who should have massive ones

>>218294189
Wednesday mogs her so much.

>>218294167
God, I used to bust so many nuts to her principal character in School of Rock as a kid

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>>218294167
>tfw D E B B Y

>>218295483
Feels like she might have got a reduction

>>218294167
>Debby we need to send my penis BACK to your PUSSY

>>218294189
king

>>218294167
not with that haircut

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>>218298582
So chaste

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>>218294167
No I but would abandon my family for Wednesday

>>218294189
*Squints*
... Mercedes McNab?

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>>218298784
yup, she was in the first one too, played a girl scout

>>218298781
She would release a cartoonishly large bear trap on your balls as foreplay

>>218298781
Christina Ricci or Beaner McWetback Wednesday, bros? (Both in their peak 9 years old)

>>218294167
>Film a sequel that absolutely MOGS the first film so hard most people don't even remember it
>Never produce anything worthwhile with the IP again
>Refuse to elaborate

>>218294167
>would you abandon your family
Never

>>218300059
there are several contrarians on this board that swear the first one is better

>>218295476
That was the first time I started thinking about the JQ.

>>218298766
Burn India to the fucking ground.

>>218294189
She posed for playboy

>>218294189
You can't post the hd version of that scene here

>>218294167
I can't tell if her tits are big or if she's using wonderbras, pads, those silicone bra fillers etc... if the tits are real I DO NOT CARE what a woman's face looks like and I would abandon everyone

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>>218294167
For me it's that bitch from Casper 1995

>>218302352
watch Neighbors(1981) with John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. she plays a seductress.

>>218294167
YOU ARE MR. DEBBIE

>>218294167
Only time Joan Cusack looked attractive

>>218300709
The first one is undeniably better for the Halloween feel. You get more of the gothic, creepy atmosphere because it’s effectively trying to introduce new audiences to who the Addams are. Family Values spends like 90% of the runtime in either a summer camp or Barbieland. It’s a funnier, better-written movie, but it sucks when it comes to the spooks.

>>218294167
No all women are the same (terrible) if youre already shackled to one by the threat of her stealing your house and 401k you either tank that shit or try and roll the dice on killing her.
Now a cute little neighbor boy played by prime asa butterfield on the other hand...

>>218303887
a one way trip to "Jamaica" is cheaper than you think