The times Kevin wasn't in the right were pretty rare, and usually were still pretty fair of him when their reputation is taken into consideration

Maturity is shipping Edd x Kevin

The Eds were fags. Kevin got pussy. Multiple sources confirm.

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>the eds try to "scam" the other kids
>they charge 25c for literal disneyland adventure tier fun times
>other kids trash everything and the eds get ostracized

The Eds did nothing wrong. This shit happens every episode. It's Tom and Jerry all over again.

>>218295076
That is annoying. Often they're in the wrong for doing something outright fraudulent, but they genuinely offer entertainment shit sometimes and people treat them like they're robbing them.

>>218294807
Maturity is realizing Ed, Edd, and Eddy were the bad guys. Kevin treats them like losers who try to scam him and his friends constantly because that's what they fucking are, loser scammers.

>>218295076
They overpromise and underdeliver.

>>218295076
Technically Johnny ruined it in that episode

>>218295076
>>218295129
>This shit happens every episode
I felt this way about the Critter world episode and the Raft episode. Genuinely clever ideas that should have worked.
Just about everything else they do is a total hazard for the people they rope in though and they deserve their reputation for that.

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>>218294993
>times nazz kissed eddy: 1
>times nazz kissed double d: 1
>times nazz kissed kevin: 0

>>218295225
I don't remember the kissing, but I do remember how she reacted when she thought Eddy's brother was coming back

I hated them both, I just wanted to fuck Nazz

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>>218294993
these three beg to differ

>>218294807
Only season 1 and 2 Kevin was in the right. Post season 2 he is just as bad and selfish as the Ed’s.

Season 1 Kevin offered free jawbreakers to the Ed’s and minded his own business

Later Seasons had him constantly messing with the Ed’s

>>218294807
The kids are just as shitty as Eddy most of the time because they're kids. No-one's supposed to be the consistent "good guy" in these episodes

Both were scumbags

>>218297033
>bragging about getting trailer park meth head pussy
Kevin wouldn't touch those nasty whores with a 10 ft pole.

>>218295076
Why did they do shit like this instead of just doing chores around the house? They could've probably made $5 apiece for doing the dishes and taking out the garbage. Meanwhile they built a whole cardboard box city.

>>218297561
For Eddy himself, it's an ego thing, at least in part. He has this idea of himself as this slick businessman who's smart enough to make suckers out of everyone else. Ed goes along with it because he's retarded and Edd goes along with it because he's a bitch.

>>218297670
Double D should've ditched the other Eds and hung out with the cool kids.

>>218297758
Why were Eddy and Lee not developed at all?

>>218297819
maybe they were hard to write for.

>>218297819
Because one’s the kind of guy the Kanker’s mother genuinely warned them about, and the other doesn’t really have a personality beyond being the leader of her sisters.

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Marie was so cute, I remember even my mom though she looked really pretty back in the day.

>>218294807
I was like 26 when this show was on TV.

>>218297902
How old are you now?

>>218294807
Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy is still one of the best cartoons ever made and that's not just my nostalgia goggles talking. It has the modern humor/setting of the mid-00s with the charm of the old Merry Melodies cartoons. It feels both dated and timeless as a result.

Kevin and the other kids were right to shit on Eddy, they should’ve given Ed and Double D some leeway though. One clearly doesn’t want to go along with most of the scams and makes active efforts to soothe things over and be polite while the other is rock fucking stupid and just does as he’s told because he doesn’t know any better. The funny thing is for all the shit they give them none of the kids understand just how much double D and Ed could make their lives a waking nightmare if they snap. One can make technological marvels out of junk and the other can rip treestumps out of the ground with one hand.
Those are people you take to the side and tell to ditch their leader and hang out with you instead.
If not because they aren’t bad eggs, then because you don’t want to have the brainy one to up and decide to make a man skinner out of a fucking egg beater or the dumb one to go full pebble in shoe sans the pebble.

>>218297920
He'd be 66

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The Kankers were too OP, I wish they had more episodes like the reverse psychology episode where they actually look vulnerable.

Eddy was Indian coded. Kevin represents the WASP.

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>>218295299
The girl you like pinning for your older brother who has left home is such a universal human experience

>>218297561
They all had parents who didn't believe in paying for doing chores. And other households in the cul de sac had their own children

>>218297991
I will always prefer Marie, although I think May would be the best to wife up since although she was the least intelligent, she was also the least conniving and was genuinely sweet towards Ed. Marie would be the first mutual crush kind of gf you had in high school who would've been happy to give you all your sexual firsts but would've been a horrible wife. Lee was just using Eddy as a surrogate for his older brother whom she always truly had a crush on.

>>218297999
but I don't have a brother

>>218297887
She was always my favorite as she had that alt-girl vibe to her and was easily drawn the prettiest of her sisters, but I think she's only good for dating and boning for a few years in high school. May would probably be the best of the three to wife up.

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I hope Edd wifed May up after the series.

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>>218298205
May has too many hog wife indicators

>>218294807
Adulthood is not thinking about children's cartoons seriously

>>218297957
>The funny thing is for all the shit they give them none of the kids understand just how much double D and Ed could make their lives a waking nightmare if they snap. One can make technological marvels out of junk and the other can rip treestumps out of the ground with one hand.
>Those are people you take to the side and tell to ditch their leader and hang out with you instead.
Double D once unraveled reality itself simply by JAQing off. He'd curbstomp Rick Sanchez.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wkeP9FKvN_A&pp=ygUNZWQgZWRkIG4gZWRkedIHCQmOAaO1ajebQw%3D%3D
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PPiE0NDFR44&pp=ygUNZWQgZWRkIG4gZWRkedIHCQmOAaO1ajebQw%3D%3D

>>218298370
Big hoss over here

>>218298370
Nigger you're on 4chan you're not above this

>>218298370
stfu monobrow

>>218297957
Double D and Ed were genuinely annoying and would always be bullied regardless. Eddy has the potential not to be hated but he’s been unliked for so long that he puts himself in a position where he will fulfill everyone’s lowest expectations of him because it is the only sure fire way to ensure he will be acknowledged, even if he tries to change his attempts will be futile because of his past behavior and the social collective’s view of him - repeating the cycle and causing him to lash out by behaving poorly vying for attention.
It all stems from his inferiority complex towards his older brother.

>>218295076
Like the episode where they found a box of turkey basters and sold them as squirt guns.
How is that a scam? They're just selling a normal product.

>>218297887
>date irish/japanese hapa trailer trash in bumfuck nowhere town
>literally looked like marie
>some of the best pussy of my life
>eternally thankful I did not impregnate that insane bitch

nightmare fuel, literal nightmare fuel.

>>218298662
>irish/japanese
How the fuck does that happen

>>218298823
90s weebs have children old enough to post here

>>218298662
>>218298823
>Japanese
>Trailer park
Why do so many virgin weebs larp on this Tibetan basket weaving forum?

>>218294807
>this retard gave a shit about kevin when the ed's were clearly trying to jew everyone over

>>218297033
how do we know they didnt 3v1 rape kevin daily

Didn't Antonucci say that the Eds were all destined to grow up to be losers?

>>218298598
Neither of them would really do anything to get bullied. Ed would probably stay indoors reading comics and watching sci fi movies and Double D would probably do nothing but tinker, study, and follow his parent’s sticky notes. Eddy is the catalyst for everything they do outside.

>>218298985
They all go to school tho. They’d get bullied there. I was an Eddy who bullied Eds and Double Ds

>>218299000
>Not enlisting them for hilarious misadventures
nigmy shiggydiggy

>>218299000
From what I recall of the later seasons, Double D was generally well received or at least tolerated in school outside of the mistaken bully and spelling bee incidents. The guy was almost nothing but helpful. Ed would probably catch shit for his odor but not much else.

>>218299064
Double D would be liked until everyone remembered why they hate him when he reminds the teacher to assign homework or tells on you for mishandling the Bunsen burner

>>218299064
Smelly kids who were overly friendly were the most bullyable because if you showed any kindness they’d glom on to you and you could only ignore the putrid odor for so long. And scent is an overpowering sense that supersedes information from every other

>>218294807
Everybody is right sometimes.

>>218299293
I'm not.

>>218299326
True. You've only been right several times. Sad.

>>218298574
>>218298580
>>218298596
Thanks for the easy (you)s

>>218298874
>t-trailer park? the honorabru japanesu would have NEVER!!
lmao fag weeb

>>218299454
>I was merely pretending to be retarded, teehee
don't forget to cash these you's in for some reddit gold

The animation for this show is so ugly I was shocked to learn the creator wasn't Jewish.

>>218294993
Ed could just rape the entire cul-de-sac. He takes the pussy.

>>218299854
>Specifically makes a larp about fucking a Jap
>Spices it up a bit with a mick cross so there is some level of believability
> No u
Sure, you're the based Chad, and I'M the weeb. Incels are delusional.

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These are the trailer park babes you soon over?!

>>218301109
>you soon over
oh my brahma

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>>218295172
Buyer beware. Many of the Eds scames are straight up "I sold you a rock as an edible object", and that deserves their shit pushed in, but that's a completely different class of ethics to strategy than "sorry you didn't like how this river raft ride went"
If they were truly completely untrustworthy niggas like Kevin would stop paying for their buisnesses to begin with.

>>218294807
[spoiler/]sneed

>>218297561
Eddy's parents are assholes and Ed is probably too incompetent to be trusted with chores. I could see Double D getting an allowance though

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>218298340
I miss my hog...

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>>218300126
This is pretty good and really faithful to the original art style, but I still prefer Vampiremeerkat's version of the parents.

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>>218297957
Eddy was the one who took in Ed and Double D in the first place
without Eddy, Ed would probably be locked up in his basement room, without ever interacting with anyone, and getting bullied all day by Sarah
while Double D would be a massive nerd, who'd get bullied by Kevin and the other kids over being too dorky
it was Eddy who pushed them to socialize and pursue their greatest talents
just watch how much fun they take in building up their scams
even Double D being a complete sucker for rules and order can't help himself from getting into Eddy's zany ideas, because he loves being a part of them so much
sure, he's often the voice of reason, but he's also a hustler at heart
they're social misfits who learned to be their true selves with eachother

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>>218294807
>Default to your neighborhood Chad
I hate you, /television/, your constant Chad worship shall be your undoing.

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>>218301588
Here are the rest of her designs if anyone's interested

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>>218294807
Rolf taking on the ATF was my favorite episode. He was clearly the Chad of the cul de sac

>>218298874
>>218299854
>>218300569
Trailer parks are really more if a west coast / California thing than people realise. Sure they definitely exist in Appalachia and a lot of people live in ratty methed up single wides and double wides, but most of them are sitting on their own individual lots and aren't packed side-by-side in one lot that a single landlord owns.

>>218301638
Jimmy and Double D's moms can get it

>It's SARAH! We are so DOOMED! Help me, guys! She'll tell mom! And mom will tell dad! And he'll say, "Not now. I just got home from work"

>>218302511
>*spams 'BUTTERED TOAST' on mic*

>>218297997
>Kevin represents the WASP
Kevin is the kind of spoiled WASP to vote against his own interests cause Nazz told him to

>>218301543
Jimmy. Jimmy is never not in the wrong.

>>218301593
Kevin was actually nice to Double D usually when the other Eds weren't around.

>>218301745
Bro the midwest is like 40% trailer parks

>>218301745
I live in New England and there is a trailer park in my town. One of my best friends growing up lived there.

>>218301745
The trailer parks in my area are filled with boomers and single mothers

>>218302625
only when it was in his best interest
but he also provoked him, called him double-dweeb and laughed at his nerdiness

>>218301638
I can get behind this

>>218301543
I think this episode is the reason I hate fat people so much. I was absolutely disgusted by Jimmy's obesity.

>>218301638
>rolf’s parents
kek

>>218297033
>>218297887
>>218297991
>tfw no trailer park goth girl Marie gf

>>218304634
It’s not hard to get one granted but she’d have to be the same age as Marie, since any older she’s already a mom

Nazz was mid as fuck

>>218295076
The reasons they usually failed were because
>A: They marketed them as the real thing and not cardboard copies
>B: Their personalities, and eventually, visions, would clash almost every time.

>>218304849
there were 5 girls in the cul-de-sac
three were psycho trailer trash, and one was an annoying brat and your friend's kid sister
Nazz was all they had

>>218301638
Vampiremeercats based.

>>218294807
Childhood is hating some of these characters and adulthood is realizing that all of them are fine.

>>218306207
I do worry for Jimmy the most
And Ed.

>>218306224
Jimmy was pre-gay and probably ended up with HIV

>>218306237
Jimmy is too young to assume gay, that's Stewie Griffin shit. I mean possibly he was written at the time where people "just knew", but I honestly think he's just a sensitive candy ass who spends too much time around girls.
One connected point about the show is I love how occasionally characters jike Jimmy, Johnny and Rolf will freak out or offput the others just as much as the Eds do.

>>218306322
That one psychologist Zucker measured the correlation between limp wristedness and lispiness to future homosexuality with some success until he got cancelled by the gays and then again double cancelled by trannies

>>218301593
Anyone have the edit of this where they look like redneck doing dip?

>>218306362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Zucker

>>218298370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kPLMZ-kv_I
What if they were adults?

>>218306549
I don’t dare look at the edit history on this page lmfao

>>218306592
>want to know where the love is, maybe?
>it's in a big bowl full of gravy
Ok. This slaps.

>>218295076
Depends on the episode sometimes they over promise under deliver
Sometimes they just fucking lie
Sometimes they make a real business and the kids are just being shit heads
It's part of what makes everything work no one is right all the time everyone needs that bread stick to your friends til the end

>>218297033
The Ed’s don’t know how good they had it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrqxPBFsTBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6MA1aEmXuI
I will never not find this hilarious.

>>218297546
>tfw no trailer park meth pussy

Childhood is wanting Marie because she’s the hot alt girl. Adulthood is wanting May because she’s the sweetest and still has a chance at being normal.

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>>218295155
Kevin is a nepo baby who does not need money or understand being abused so he doesn't get the Eds plight. Even then he kinda does cause he still remembers being scared of Eddy's brother who kept his punk ass in line, but only remembers when he thinks the possibility of getting an ass whooping is real. The episode where they make the video for Eddy's brother as well as the finale you can see Kevin fears Eddy's brother like everyone else. The children are mean to Eddy out of fear of his brother Eddy does the scams to be like him cause he thinks that is cool. Ed is genuinely a retarded freak who smells like shit and Edd would probably be liked by the main kids if it wasn't for always being a smartass goodie goodie and hanging out with the other two

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>>218297033
>>218297887
>>218297991
>>218298187
>>218304634
>>218304677
Marie reminds me of this chick from ANTM

>>218306735
>"Pearls Before Ed"

>>218294807
Dosen't matter if he was righ or wrong, Eddy was the better character so i wanted him to win.

>>218294807
I was denied sex in school so I'll never stop wanting the dumb jocky sex havers with beautiful girls on their arms (Kevin) to suffer, even if Eddy has to be the conduit for that suffering.

>>218295365
Okay the one with the goop all over it is pretty blatant. I wonder how they got away with that.

>>218306944
I want them to succeed because it justifies the inevitability of my existence

>>218301118
Are the Indians in the room with us right now?

>>218307000
Explain what you mean. The inevitability of your existence? How does their success prove that and why is that a good thing for you / the world.>>218307000

>>218297758
That foot stocks scene gave me a tickling fetish and at this point I'm not sure I can be mad

>>218307051
Their success means my failure was out of my control. Tis just the way of the world

>>218297561
somebody never had poor parents, there was no money offered for doing chores around my house

From what I remember Jimmy and Sarah were the cunts of the cul-de-sac. Kevin wasn't that bad.

>>218297954
+1, it mogged every other CN show and that era was full of quality, better than spongebob too, nailed that freeroam child vibe

>>218297957
>they should've given Ed and Double D leeway
thats exactly what happened n the show, they were regularly cooler to both of them

>>218301638
Sex with Kevin's mom.

>>218307200
Sarah was downright abusive to her actually retarded brother
Luckily Ed was retarded enough to not let it bother him. If Ed were slightly more self aware he would have been crying over how sarah treats him so rudely. Jimmy is a faggot that uses his perceived weakness to actually prey on people and he manipulates them into doing his bidding. He uses his low status to make himself appear a victim infront of others, and often sets his golem Sarah onto his enemies. Very sociopathic behavior. Kevin was a bit of a jerk, but half the time the eds deserved it. He was genuinely not as bad as sarah and jimmy

>>218298370
adulthood is not worrying about being perceived as childish for enjoying a childrens cartoon now and again, EEnE is better than any adult show thats come out in 10 years especially if we narrow it to animated content, also I actually have kids btw, you're not an adult until you raise a family

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>>218294986
>Edd x Kevin
>this is actually a thing
Oh, my fucking Christ.

>>218301638
Nazz's parents are based as fuck
You just know he's packing a huge sweaty hog that just wont quit and she has the skillcapes in sucking, fucking, riding, and draining his massive BWC. All of which she learned exclusively with him as they've only ever had sex with eachother, being highschool sweethearts that got married at 18 before graduation

>>218299867
literal tastelet, it had the best animation of any CN show

>>218301638
>Jimmy's Mom looking hyper-nice
>His Dad looking like a gangster
It fits him so well.

>>218300569
>this ignorant and sheltered he doesn't know in america all races can live in trailer parks and be poor

Growing up, you realise the Eds were probably getting abused physically, mentally, and possibly sexually.
Eddy's case being obvious, the sexual stuff kinda implied.
Ed's case is open and implied
Edd's case being implied

>>218301638
Kevins parents are all wrong, his mom would probably look like him (classic son gets moms looks) and dad would be a successful jock sales type. lel at Rolfs dad, and whats with Jimmy's dad? The rest are fine enough.

>>218307559
>and whats with Jimmy's dad?
That's where jimmy gets how much of a cunt he is.

>>218307609
I guess I picture his dad more being a rich pussy that is the type to talk to your manager to whine

>>218294807
wasn't that the entire point of the finale movie?
Edd was a shithead but it's revealed he was made one by having a bigger shithead for an older brother, everyone understands and Edd quits being such a shithead

>>218307820
I meant Eddy btw

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>>218307540
>Ed
>implied
No, just open

>>218307540
The thing I always remember is Edd having post-it notes all over his house. For everything.

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I'm watching this on tubi right now

>>218308403
SUBALUWA

>>218295076
this was such a fucking good episode

>>218307882
>Eddy's brother had a game where he'd physically abuse Eddy, which he called "uncle"
>Ed's parents let him live in a filthy basement room, often trapping him there by taking away the stairs.
There was some fucked up shit going on there under the surface of it all.

>>218308145
It's not hard to believe his parents were overbearing and put a lot of pressure on him to do well.

>>218306822
lick that tummy

>>218300569
It does sound like a larp but you sound like a faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh3s_18y558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbx86PUk43I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0GGDlxkwm0

The sound effects made this show.

What the fuck was under Edd's hat?

>>218309518
His "hair"
He was already at norwood seven

>>218308145
It's actually pretty common for OCD parents to inflict it on their kids.

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>>218294807
Adulthood is realizing EEnE was mid at best and does not hold up at all

>>218308713
>>Eddy's brother had a game where he'd physically abuse Eddy, which he called "uncle"
Normal male sibling roughhousing
>>Ed's parents let him live in a filthy basement room, often trapping him there by taking away the stairs
Literally the coolest thing your parents could do was give you the basement. It was like your own apartment.
Are you trans or something? I just get that vibe

>>218310365
It definitely stood out in terms of animation at the time. I'm sure by today's standards it's even more extreme. I don't particularly expect my adult self to like a cartoon like that as much, so I haven't watched it recently, but there's definitely a reason it lasted as long as it did compared to other cartoons.

>>218308713
While I don’t usually put much stock in comment sections, I decided to browse a few while rewatching the stairs clip for a laugh that were a bit of an eye opener regarding Ed. His parents have him living in the most out of the way section of the house: a dark, dinghy, leaky basement. The privacy it affords him sounds like a sweet deal until you realize they can and will literally trap him down there by ripping up the stairs when they feel the need to. Sarah meanwhile gets to live upstairs like an actual human being. She’s got a frilly bed, painted walls, stuffed animals, the works. Sure, Ed has his tv and comics, but one has to wonder if those are just meant to be distractions. Concessions made to keep him content and, more importantly, out of sight in his little cave.

>>218306769
>Ed is genuinely a retarded freak who smells like shit
He gets along just fine with kids like Johnny/Jimmy, and helps Rolf all the time. Even when he's associated with Eddy's scams, the neighborhood kids are still kind to him

>>218308806
Keep seething virgin, next time have some level of believability in the larp.

>>218310646
Johnny’s a weirdo himself so it makes sense, Jimmy either likes him out of his association to Sarah or because like the others he understands he’s harmless. Rolf meanwhile probably admires the fact that while dumb as a stump, Ed’s a damn good worker: Doesn’t complain, follows orders once properly instructed, strong as a team of oxen, and doesn’t really care to argue about how he’s paid. He’d probably be hailed like some sort of retarded folk hero in the old country.

>>218310371
I take it you never saw the movie

>>218310371
>twisting your foot around until it sends you jittering around like a windup toy
>normal
Even if you apply cartoon logic to their bodies that shit was fucked. I say this as the middle child who was both picked on and did the picking.

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>>218310691
just an observer taking a quick shit on both of you, anon.

>>218310928
My cousin would try to break my arm unless I said uncle. It’s no big deal