>>218296536
Accurate to the games, I assume.

>>218297627
Are you usually bricked up during the Silent Hill games?

>>218297932
Never played any.

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>pyramid head has stock "monster roaring and grunting" SFX

>>218297932
Yes? The nurses are famously sexy, Heather is also sexy.

>>218297932
Yes, Pyramid Head is a hot hunk

Does spider have puss puss?

Is the movie that bad ? I liked the 1st one, thought it was good for a vidya adaptation

>>218299809
This is a weirdly done. It looks like a cutscene all the time. The actors eerily imitate video game animation movement. If I didn't know this is live action I would swear it's cgi animated film.

>>218299809
I rewatched the first one recently and realized 80% of the movie is the main actress running around.

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the girl was hot at least

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>>218298832
>cross cutting between triangle head doing "DURRR" and james doing "AAAAAA" faster and faster until every shot last half a second

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>>218299931

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>>218299949

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the bug eye girl from Wednesday was also in this

>>218296536
This shit was fucking terrible and I had to shut it off. True fucking garbage.

>>218299931
>>218299949
Was there a shaving scene?

>>218299971
>teeheehee *skips away*
Her trying to act like a 9 year old sure was something

>>218299988
wrong game

>>218299933
Kek

>>218300047
Oh right that's Maria. That one was from Silent Hill 3 but I even forgot her name.

>>218299960
I like when movies hire eastern European prostitutes because it gives that authentic direct-to-video feel.

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>>218300291
>Hannah Emily Anderson is a Canadian actress.
>Anderson was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba. She graduated from the George Brown Theatre School in Toronto.

>>218300291
The film was just shot in eastern (or maybe it was central, idk my biff jill) Europe, you slavicist!

>>218299895
Faithful to the game

>>218300144
You're thinking Eileen from SH4 and the autistic fag who keeps posting that webm when you peek in her bedroom through the hole in the wall

>>218300316
>Saw sequels
>Purge sequels
>X-men extra

Literally Temu Milla Jovovich.

>>218300396
Serbia and Germany served as filming locations

>>218300639
Ah! "Both."

>>218296536
they put spider monsters in a Silent Hill movie? well hot damn. what else? sheet-wearing ghosts? a spooky skeleton?!

>>218299809
It was good! Not a block buster good but entertaining and enjoyable. Silent Hill fans are a bunch of autist and contrarians. No better than Sonic fans who will flip out because Sonics arms are not blue.

It was a good adaptation. The problem is that the SH autist wanted a complete game translation on screen. That never happened. I believe the movie made some logical changes. A lot of things in SH2 don't make sense. Why is a little girl(Laura) stuck in SH? How did she get there? Why can't she leave? It made more sense to make her an aspect of Mary. Eddie was just filler in the old games. He had no relevance to the main story. Everyone acts like Eddie was Tom Bombadil. I'm glad they cut him short. Angela's story was well translated to the movie.

The cult being a part of SH2 was a deviation, but it expanded on Mary's story. The cult was creepier then the last 2 movies. It worked out well in its inclusion.

The visuals, monsters, atmosphere, music and ambience was translated into the movie really well.

The pacing was fast but it was fine.

I think what people hated was how "unvideogame" like the movie was. No guns, boss fights, puzzles, locked doors, etc. They wanted a RE remake.

The back in time ending was confusing.

I give the movie a 7.5/10. It's the most SH live iteration since the last 2.

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>>218299990
I think she was more like 12. Looked too tall for a kid.

>>218296536
doesnt post a pic of the spider demon with a fat, dumptrick ass

>>218296536
>>218298832
I straight up couldn't believe it when they had him on screen wearing a Spirit Halloween fake beard

>>218301769
>The back in time ending was confusing.

The happy ending was demanded by Konami, so I think it was added on top of the other ending(s) they wanted to do; so we're basically getting several endings, just like the game has multiple endings.

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>>218303004
I don't understand how SO many people got SO filtered by a film SO desperate to be understood. He didn't time travel. He's choosing to remain delusional about Mary being dead. That's why the fucking therapist is trying to talk to him as he "time travels".
NOTHING SUPERNATURAL HAPPENED! JAMES IS CRAZY IN THE MOVIE!

>>218301215
>give the movie a 7.5/10
Fucking kill yourself.
>>218303004
>>218303029
It's still fucking shit.

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>>218296536
It was better than Revelation at least

>>218303233
Don't kill yourself.