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I have it on good authority that James Spader browses tv and posts here
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He is such an underrated actor
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>>218297347
all right, you got me. I'm actually James Spader.
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>>218297347
Based Raymond Redditor. I could see it.
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>>218297347
he's great
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He was in one good movie and it was barely good. One
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>>218297669
I only ever liked him in Jack's Back (1988).
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>>218297347
He’s also consistently been hot, there’s just something about him
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>>218297347
I liked him in that one movie with all the kinky sex games
Ya know... that one movie he did with all the kinky sex games in it
That one
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>>218298646
The Grinch?
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>>218298646
If you were being consistently offered work as the sexy guy doing kinky sex games with a laundry list of hollywood actresses, you also probably wouldn't accept any other role
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>>218297347
He was the shark jump in a series that was nothing but shark jumps (The Practice)
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>>218297669
You don't know anything about cinema now kindly fuck off
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>>218298739
I didn't think I will. I'm gonna stick around just to aggravate little old you. He was in one good movie. Cope, seethe, dilate, etc
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>>218297347
hi james, how does william shatner smell like?
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>>218297347
sometimes i imitate Spader when i don't know what else to do
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>>218297347
my hair looked like that when I was in my 20s and now i'm bald. it fucking sucks
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>>218297347
Oh look it's Mr.Redditon
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>>218297347
I was just watching the shitty Alien Hunter movie . Lots of hot 7/10s in that movie
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>>218298293
>I only ever liked him in Jack's Back (1988).
Shameful. However, that is a fine film. Cool hair back then.
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>>218300397
Are you American? Good news, fully 50% of American women don't care if you're bald and a significant portion of those prefer it. Something something cleanliness something sometime
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>>218300556
>something something
Why do redditors speak like this
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>>218300579
I actually got it from here. I'm old and don't understand reddit's UI so stick that in your pipe and smoke it, bub
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>>218300556
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women would rather take an ugly man with hair than either of these two options anon

I know this because anytime a old picture of me comes up a woman always says "wow you had so much hair!"
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I know of two more who post here. Shia LaBeouf and Wesley Snipes.
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>>218297347
have you noticed... there are seemingly hundreds of more cars out there now. what do they really want?
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>>218300556
Lmao
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>>218300626
It doesn’t work if you aren’t high test, they couldn’t give a fuck about hair if you give off strong masculine aura
>b-but how do I do that
If you want the quickest results go live innawoods for a month with no technology and come back and thank me
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James, if you're reading this I want you to know that I enjoyed your performance in Boston Legal and can't stand you in anything else. Have a nice day.
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He should do more voice work. He's a great actor and his voice has that perfect deep pitch. His work as ultron was perfect.
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>>218297347
he's the jenna poster
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>>218298717
Nah the Practice needed to be revitalized at that point
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James if youre reading this I briefly downloaded a few of your personalities in the 90s
good times
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>>218301186
I can see why some would feel this way. Alan Shore was more of a departure from his usual sort of characters, but not a total departure, since that character definitely had somewhat of a mean streak. no wonder women soaked their panties over him.
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>>218300626
What is anecdotal evidence for 200, Alex
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>>218300634
Wesley is based
>>218300794
Dysgenic fat face
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>>218301313
Less Bobby was good but his whole character was subverting the thing that made the show enjoyable (hilarious) which was them maintaining strict legal ethics defending the most comical baby rapists and killers the writers could come up with. If he just ignores the whole thing with illegal measures then what’s the point
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>>218297347
James, two questions for you if you have time for an interview. 1. Why are you so great? And question 2. James, why does everyone like you so much? Please notice me
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