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I'm back.
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>>218297372
Childhood is liking the cool wizard dude.
Adulthood is liking some other character or some such thing idk.
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>>218297372
What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>218297372
>God can intervene by bringing me back from the dead with a power-up to help aid you in defeating Sauron but can't just delete him out of existence and prevent the war entirely.
Lol
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>>218297405
somehow grand elf returned
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I'm Gandalf the Nigger now
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>>218297471
They made him...suck??
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>>218297443
You might use 1 cheat code while playing a game but you won't use the skip level cheat code.
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>>218297372
BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOOOVE
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>>218297372
I thought Draco killed dumbledalf
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>>218297471
Went to a fan expo with my sister, and he was there with feromier. Some women (attractive) dressed up as derator and made some funny banter it was pretty neat.

Everyone else in line asked cringe romance fanfic questions it was gay and lame. I didn't need to know that vego kissed that little hobbit on the mouth during the filming of the movies.
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>>218297443
Defeating Sauron was on the people on ME. Eru defeating Sauron just sets up endless petitions to Eru, everything from help my fields produce more to I have a little splinter in my pinkie finger, help me great Eru. It has already happened at least once in a previous age
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>>218297372
>dies
>stops being a drug-addicted hobo living in the moment
>resurrected as a responsible leader dedicated to securing a future for the race of men
>"I'm Gandalf the White"
Bravo, Tolkien
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>>218297623
Gandalf the White still smokes.
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>>218297649
At least he isn't disrupting social gatherings by spitting black speech anymore
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>>218297372
How is this any less of a joke than Palpatine's resurrection? It devalues the first movie entirely, it destroys the stakes of the conflict and makes the whole thing seem superfluous.
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>>218297713
At least it has a dumb cutaway explanation instead of "somehow I have returned"
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>>218297713
The movie would have worked fine if he didn't come back. That's why it was ok for him to do so
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>>218297603
Who the heck is feromier
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>>218297775
He means faramir I think
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>>218297693
He had tourettes you asshole
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>>218297769
>>218297768
>Shut up and consume the media, goy.
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I hate this depiction of Minas Tirith so much. It looks so fucking unsustainable
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>>218297900
Looking back, these movies were incredibly held back by their time. It's only amazing if you have never read the books or are an NPC who goes "OH MY HECK THAT'S SO HECKIN EPIC!! I LOVE FANTASY!". They're shitty, half-measure adaptations. Like all fantasy/sci-fi etc., LotR could only work in 2D or 3D animation.
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>>218297713
It's one of those things where it works a good deal better in the books, and it's a bit too important to cut from the movies.
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>>218297945
>these movies were incredibly held back by their time.
To some degrees yeah, but it would also end up being worse by the state of the industry if you made it any later.
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>>218297945
VGH...
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>>218299320
>>218297900
grim comparison. just watch the two animated movies. that's all you need.
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>>218297372
killing him off wouldve been much better writing. frodo and sam shouldve died at the end too.
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>>218297372
>In the saddle again …
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>>218299364
Fans would have howled. H O W L E D
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>>218297900
what happens if the orcs just climbed the mountain to the high castle and killed john noble?
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>>218297372
You fell
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>>218299320
Naboo, the city of gungans
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>People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer, but yeah, I'm thinking I'm back.
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>>218297619
wasnt the whole thing just a song eru was singing with his kids and there was no real threat because no one outsings god?
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>>218297900
Because they needed contrast to first movie and Shire and show a kingdom in decline through colors. So everything is autumn, Pelennor Fields are literally described as "flaming green" when Theoden leads the charge.

Movies are great but there are also a LOT of choices by Jackson that are just hack-tier.
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>>218297713
Because Saruman betrayal tipped the scales too much in Sauron's favor so the Valar sent Gandalf/Olorin back after he died as "White" (Saruman role of the leader of the wizards) with a power boost to help the people of Middle Earth, but he still could not intervene too much.

Which is why Jackson is a hack for having a Witch King break his staff. In reality, Gandalf would have mopped the floor with him.
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>>218297372
>yeah, I guess you could say I'm back

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