that's not america, ranjid

>>218297566
Yes. Next stupid question

nothing and nobody in this scene looks american

It really bothers me that there's barely any yolk on that egg. I would have returned the "sandwich".

>>218297575
PONCE

>>218297566
Why would egg yolk come squirting out if we just saw him give her cooked egg white

>>218297584
the white is where the flavour is

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Looks like Ingerland to me, in America there would be ketchup on that egg and the old woman would be much fatter and have no headscarf.

>egg sandwiches are bleak OOoooooOO you must import foreigners for tacos

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>>218297682
They import foreigners because they are good f*cking people, the tasty fajitas are just a bonus

>>218297566
>the real person withnail was based on injected alcohol directly into his stomach after getting throat cancer
What the fuck.

>>218297614
This is a mistake, you should save the oil in container and use it next time. That way it builds up flavors from every food that it cooks and becomes almost a spice in itself.

>>218297575
>>218297581
But the headline on newspaper?

>>218297742
Excuse me if this is a stupid question. Does the oil go bad?

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>>218297742
>rancid oil is flavor bro

>>218297754
Yeah of course, I used to re-use it 5-6 times before throwing. But I don't use these kinds of oils anymore.

>>218297575
Clearly. There's not a brown mystery meat in sight and Marwood has blue eyes.

>>218297754
no of course not. the boiling heat kills all bacteria

>>218297782
But oil tastes really burnt after just two uses. I didn't even use it that often, just for fries, which I eat maybe once per year

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>>218297566
>british cuisine

>>218297742
Not my problem.

>>218297754
Not really, but I've been using one jar for about six months at a time and it's fine. Maybe you'll get some bits at the bottom if you don't fully filter the crumbs out from the food you cook but it's hardly a big deal.

>>218297810
I'll try this

>>218297773
Don't throw it out, you can use it in your car as biofuel once it has been used in cooking. Its one way you can beat the Yankee-doodle-dandy plot to raise oil prices.

>>218297566
No, we all eat McDonalds, Taco Bell, and KFC.

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>america

>>218297872
I know you're kidding tho

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>>218297897
Nigger, did it sound like a joke to you? Do you think i just forgot my pepe clown gif or something?

>>218297947
Yes. Stop being a faggot

>>218297742
Yeah bro the oil you use to cook raw fish with goes over well with bacon. Yum.

>>218298045
>cooking bacon in oil
Do Americans really?

>>218298045
I got currently $1.20 in the bank and you're making me hungry, dog

It makes sense for third world people to eat a lot of oil. Oil is cheap and provides a lot of calories. An egg sandwich doesn't seem very substantial, but if it's soaking in oil suddenly it's 700 calories. That'd keep you going for a day in the coal mines.

>>218297740
if you stick it up your ass you can get drunk and it doesn't even hurt your liver

>>218298056
no, that's fucked up

>>218298089
Yes, it does because it enters your bloodstream. Anything entering your bloodstream goes through your liver

>>218298117
nah it skips most of the process and the doses are way way smaller

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>>218297740
>bro never heard of the butt-chug
What a fool.

>>218297754
yes
in a restaurant deep fryer you change it every couple days or once a week depending on use

>>218298131
Yes, alcohol taken rectally does eventually go into your liver, but it takes a different path than when consumed orally, which is what makes it extremely dangerous.
Here is a breakdown of how rectal alcohol (often called "butt-chugging") affects your body and liver:
Skips Initial Liver Filter: When you drink alcohol, it passes through the stomach and small intestine, where it is absorbed into the portal vein and goes directly to the liver for immediate detoxification. When you take alcohol rectally, it skips this "first-pass" metabolism by the liver.
Direct to Bloodstream: The rectum and colon are lined with blood vessels that absorb alcohol directly into the central bloodstream.
Higher Toxicity & Immediate High: Because the alcohol does not get broken down by the liver first, it hits the brain faster and with greater intensity.
Overwhelms the Liver: While the alcohol skips the initial pass, it still eventually travels throughout the body and to the liver. However, because it enters in a highly concentrated, non-metabolized form, it can rapidly overwhelm the organ, leading to severe alcohol poisoning.
Damages the Colon: The rectal area lacks the enzymes present in the stomach that break down alcohol, which can lead to direct damage, such as irritation, erosion, or inflammation of the intestinal tract

Important Note: Because this method bypasses the body's natural defense of vomiting when too much alcohol is consumed, it is considered incredibly high-risk for death.

Dumb ass bitch

>>218297614
>brown hand visible in the sink reflection

>>218298156
the chatbot you asked to do your thinking for you agrees with me, dummy

>>218298192
You have the reading comprehension of a potato

>>218297855
And how would I do that?

>>218297581
Yep. You can tell because there's not enough fat people.

>>218298190
Yeah only an American would eat that slop

>>218298217
so where are you from, fag?

>>218298236
Buenos Aries

>>218297754
It can go rancid, but it takes weeks, andit's not really the oil casuing it but the small flakes of particles that accumulate. I don't fry stuff that much, so the same pot of oil could last me about a month, before it becomes too dirty.

>>218297855
Murricans dont drive diesel cars so i wont work.

>>218298259
Noted. Ty reasonable anon

>>218297566
>ask for an egg sandwich
>get an egg sandwich
what's supposed to be wrong with this?

>>218298253
lol fag

>>218298309
You crying about it satisfies me

>>218298327
>durrrr you're totally crying right now!!!1!eleven!!!1
whatever, obsessed faggot lmao

>>218298197
If you have a diesel engine you can pour pre-cooked cooking oil straight into the tank. It has to be precooked as this makes it less thick.

If you have a petrol engine you need tk get a slight modification because there still needs to be a bit of petrol used, but its fairly cheep.

>>218298353
Please continue, I'm almost there

>>218298428
faggot

>>218297751
Is in English?
I think they still speak English as a main language in the UK

>>218298453
Oh yes. Yes you are. I'm not sorry you can't parse simple English

>>218298557
why are euros so aggressively gay for americans?

>>218298585
You tell me. Why are y'all so aggressively trying to get AIDS

Watching this is kino rn fr

>>218298627
you're the one fapping to supposed american seethe here, faggot nigger lmao

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>>218297566
yesh

>>218298658
I honestly don't care, I'm just trying to jerk your chain because it's so easy to rile you up. It's funny

>>218298687
>I honestly don't care, I'm just trying to save face and not look like a total faggot right now. It's funny

>>218297566
everything about this webm is disgusting

>>218297575
>>218297581
newspaper mentions south carolina

>>218297596
I need a gf who believes this.

>>218297754
>Does the oil go bad?
no, that's why chinks are okay with reusing the oil in their grease pits

>>218298677
is that fuckin tom hardy and benedict cucumberpatch

>>218298735
You should try crying about it

>>218297566
Old bitches love asking for weird stupid shit at diners.
Your restaurant could be Michelin quality and you would still probably have a day where some old bitch come in that asks for a runny ass egg on two pieces of white bread.

>>218298934
see>>218298353

>>218298861
Oil can go rancid if you reuse it too long or store it improperly but that can take months

>>218297711
If they were good people then they’d want to stay in their own country to fix its issues. Actually, if they were good people said issues would never have taken root.

>>218299122
"They" in this context is referring to the people doing the importing. It's a simple joke about people who calls themselves "good people" or "good humans".

>>218298045
Fish has its own oil, you don't need to add more. A blob of butter maybe but not oil. Does nobody know how to cook properly on this board?

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>>218299177
>you don't need to add more
Maybe if you like severely overcooked fish.

>>218299202
Or maybe not cook the fish for as long, duh.

>>218298998
What a comeback! Resounding victory! All of 4chan falls before your verbal mastery!

Faggot

>>218299177
These faggots couldn't find their ass with a flashlight and directions. Don't expect too much from them

>>218297575
>>218297581
>mysterymeat worker
>fat bitch
>newspaper in english
>tranny
needs more black people

>>218298968
How is an egg on toast weird? Are you people real?

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The sheer breadth of stupidity itt is simply staggering.

>>218297566
>Withnail & I
>America
Fuck off

Brown people psyopped insecure whites into believing their food is bad because they don't shove jars of paprika and chili powder into everything

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>>218298677
Is that Big Guy and Mister Doctor?
>watch old Bri'ish movie (from the far-off age of the Early Aughts)
>it's Xavier and Doctor Strange talking about the Fantastic Four
Is England really that small for actors?

>>218297754
Yes, but it takes some time. If you mean cooking oil that has already been used, it depends a lot on what you are cooking. I recommend filtering it with a sieve to remove any food particles, since they can spoil and also burn during the next use, leaving a burnt taste in your food.

>>218299349
More like Pedowood went for the club of talented and cheap that was already in motion.

>>218299222
damn u mad lolz

>>218299355
Yeah, I only use it for fries and noticed I couldn't really use it more than once

>>218297614
What the FUCK. IF YOU WANT FRIED SAUSAGE AND POTATOES CUT YOUR OWN FUCKING POTATOES. YOU DON'T NEED HALF A LITER OF OIL.

>>218299383
Nah, just mocking. Work on your media literacy, chud

>>218297566
50% oil
30% white "bread"
20% egg
Do britbongs really?

>>218299625
>I-I-I'm not mad!!one!!1!11!
whatever queer lmao

>>218297614
Isn't this water? It doesn't stick to the sides of the colander or sink at all like vegetable oil would.

>>218299217
I don't think you know how to cook fish if you've it on long enough for it's own oil to come into play.

>>218299691
It's oil, but because it's boiling hot it's a lot less viscous and its surface tension is lower so it doesn't form a film

>>218297566
How is that yolk both fried into oblivion and then somehow still runs away?

I speak English. I learn it from a book. How do you do Sir? Good day. The veal is a steal.

>>218298677
>washing machine in the kitchen
wut

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>>218297742
如此真实

>>218297754
Every time you heat oil you create oxidation products like aldehydes, which are carcinogenic and inflammatory, so repeatedly reusing oil can build those up to significant levels. This is especially true of oils high in polyunsaturated fats, like vegetable, rapeseed or sunflower. It's not like it's as bad as cigarettes, but it's not negligible either. Though I suppose if you were making healthy decisions you wouldn't be frying your food anyway.

>>218299877
Pretty much every form of cooking is bad for you. Charring food gives you cancer, reusing oil gives you cancer, eating meat gives you bowel cancer. The only way to evade any illness is just to eat raw vegetables.

>>218297575
>>218297581
>>218298585
>>218297872
>>218297742
Living goycattles.

May time grant me the cruel mercy of watching every amerimutt die in intense agony each cry a bitter hymn to my patience.

>>218300172
so where are you from, fag?

>>218299928
then you become malnourished diseased and retarded

>>218297566
>It's another inbreds whining thread

Find a new website cleetus pajeetus.

>>218299667
>Triples down on crying, accuses everyone else of crying
Projection 101, you sniveling little retarded bitch

>>218299797
Probably two different takes just for that effect

>>218299877
I fry so little that I hope I'm ok in the long run. I cut out fast food entirely.

>>218300469
>projecting projections
lmao

>>218300172
>Starts getting actual erections from other people's misery and pain
Ok psychopathic little bitch

>>218300507
>Clearly has do little to say that's relevant so has to copy someone far more superior than they ever will be
Cope

>>218300525
>hurrrr I'm totally superior than you in this pointless argument
lol
lmao even
rofl perhaps

I just bought eggs and white bread so that I can make this for dinner. Will have it with hot sauce.

>>218300557
>I must resort to meme answers because I cannot think of anything witty to say myself

>>218300577
sounds like you got blueballs cuz you're not getting the seething responses you were expecting lol

>>218299800
Hello. I am happy today. How are you doing?
Monday is today. Tomorrow is Tuesday. Yesterday was Wendsday.

>>218300666
>Anon starts going off about balls again
Really, anon. I'm starting to think you have a fixation

>>218300739
>again
wut

>>218300781
>Feigns ignorance, loves balls
It's like you're a really stupid dog at this point

>>218300799
can you show me my other post itt mentioning balls?

>>218297566
Old ladies don’t wear headscarves like that in America and the tabloid looks extremely British in aesthetic.

>>218298233
Are Europeans still pretending they didn't speedrun demographic replacement?

>>218297566
That's actually how the greek do eggs. Fill the pan with olive oil to the brim and throw it in there.

>>218300814
>In this episode, anon pretends cucking doesn't involve balls

>>218300862
I never said anything about cucking lol

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>>218298677
>Knuckle tats
TWU

>>218300855
1/3 of children in the UK are non-white after only a decade of mass immigration. Imagine what it will be by 2050 lol

https://explore-education-statistics.service.gov.uk/find-statistics/school-pupils-and-their-characteristics/2024-25

>>218297566
'fraid so

>>218300942
Sure you didn't. Sure

>>218297566
This isn't bleak. A fried egg on white bread is the only reason I get up in the morning.

>>218301033
That's because you're based and want that tasty testosterone boost. I could literally eat 6 a day but I'm old and gotta watch every single thing I eat now. It sucks but you just get used to it. I have other indulgences that fill any void

>>218298677
this movie is so good and wholesome
>>218299821
>appliance put where a sluice is
Are you retarded?

>>218300172
Palestine die screaming.
The ayatollah died screaming.
You will die screaming.

Where is Allah?

>>218301033
Its bread to hold a fried egg, wtf is wrong with that.
I bet nobody would complain if they mopped up egg yolk with bread.

>>218300942
Miss this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe.

>>218301127

You still can just leave out the bread.

>>218301337
Nah I got honey wheat for that, non toasted

>>218301198
I'm sure bombing iranian elementary schools will make the western public despise you less and alleviate your host of mental illnesses.

>>218300844
I get the meme, but that chicken is still fucking raw.

>>218301397
>build elementary school such that it shares a wall with a valid military target so that if the latter is ever destroyed it's a war crime
It's funny to me that every Islamic terrorist uses the same play book of shielding themselves behind soft targets.

>>218297566
egg sandies are so fucking good bros...

>>218297566
Unironically makes me hungry for a fried egg sandwich.

>>218298636
did you enjoy it, lil zoomie?

>>218297754
I have a deep fryer and I've been using the same oil for about 6 weeks. I don't use it for meat products just vegetables and a few other things but I read if you fry meat you need to change it out after usage

>>218297566
>Harry Potter considers a sex change but after what he saw what estrogen did to Hermione...

>>218297566
paki (bri'ish) fingers posted this

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>>218297751
>b-b-but the newsp-
It's a British film that takes place in London.
Holy shit OP is a fucking loser.

>>218300172
Are you mad now that you chose a webm that was obviously not filmed in America to talk about America? Because everyone in this thread knows you're dumber than shit because of it

>>218297761
You're white.

>>218302068
he's successfully baiting his repost thread into 150+ replies

dumb fuck
>haha "i was only pretending to be retarded"
yeah, he was, you fucking idiot. Were you only pretending to argue with a retard? you can't use that 'gotcha' after buying into it for seven goddamn hours. That was reserved for far classier anons that were capable of making a single post takedown and then moving on, ignoring the thread and hiding/reporting if it felt absolutely necessary

>>218302113
>buying into it for seven goddamn hours
I just got here and obviously wasn't here from the threads inception, but whatever. OP is still a fag

>>218299349
Yes. They all go to the same fancy college and are part of the same bum chums network that all get jobs on our socialist TV channel.

i saw a video of a furry on vr chat who got so entangled in his own insanity and rage he changed to a joker avatar in the middle of his mental breakdown.

i now believe 3/4 of you is that guy or similar.

>>218297566
I hate these kind of gross scenes, specially when the woman bites into the sandwich

what's the thinking? just instill the filling of disgust on us? why?

>>218297566
America is a continent, it goes from Alaska to Patagonia, no, life in america is not like that, only sad countries like the USA are like that, but if you travel to another countries you will find marvelous food and a lot less (even 0) mass shootings.

>>218302327
>America is a continent
Nobody except Latin Americans make this distinction

>>218298305
where da seasonin' at timmy?

>>218302327
you're brown

>>218301960
breadcrumbs are always what fuck it up for me

>>218300562
Are egg sandwiches the new meta after we got priced out of rotisserie chickens?

>>218302583
>can't afford chicken.
damn, Biden really ruining your economy

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>>218297566
>chk'd
Yes.
There's not enough electricity to toast toast.

>>218298063
>coal mines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB906TcydXg