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>be 10/10 6'2 blonde blue-eyed Aryan Chad with larger-than-life leading man Charisma and also a boyish heartthrob
>Marvel is begging you to to play Captain America and only cast Chris Evans at the last minute because you didn't want to be typecast after Tron
>would've been the highest paid actor in the world
>all so you can star in "cool" indie movies where you fuck Steve Buscemi up the ass for LE ART's sake
>people eventually get tired of your shit and stop offering you roles
>but you're still fucking Kirsten Dunst before she got walled
>but you can't stop fucking drinking and smoking which ruins your good looks and limits your opportunities even more and she leaves you for Jesse Plemons
>you still keep drinking
>you're now a glorified has-been C-lister
>land Emma Roberts after she got done abusing Evan Peters and have a kid with her out of wedlock
>you keep drinking and getting into DUIs
>she leaves you and cucks you with some limp-wristed faggot singer and takes your son away
>now you have to performatively praise her on social media humiliating yourself so she gives you some time with your son who's being raised by some beta cuck she married and will either turn out to be a faggot or a tranny
>you're nearly 50 and your biggest role is a supporting role on some boomer streaming show with Stallone and some direct-to-video slop
This is easily the biggest fumble of a career I've ever seen. He made every wrong move possible in his life. All because of the fucking booze.
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>>218298125
I always thought this guy had the potential to be an A-lister but didn't know all of this. What a crying shame. He had that special classic Hollywood energy in Tron. He also aged like shit.
>>218298145
I'm so pissed that Legacy ends with Sam accepting his legacy and then in Ares they write it like he gave it to some random Asian girlboss because of....reasons. Fucking cocksucking Disney.
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>>218298175
She left him because he was getting into accidents regularly and almost killed someone with his car IIRC. this is his mugshot. all of that because he couldn't stop boozing.
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>>218298176
>Sam Flynn rides off into the sunset to spend the rest of his life fucking his manic pixie dream girl.
>People are somehow surprised by this.
In ten years, they'll clean him up so he can be the new Flynn in the machine.
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>>218298799
>>Sam Flynn rides off into the sunset to spend the rest of his life fucking his manic pixie dream girl.
This is why I loved that movie. Blonde, blue eyed chad protagonist, no blacks or other nonsense, cute AI waifu with prime Olivia Wilde playing her, peak 2010 aesthetics with Daft Punk soundtrack. it was perfect. RIP.
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>>218298125
>character defined by fumbling in FNL
>actor fumbles in real life
it was his destiny. he never had a chance
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>>218298125
Hartnett 2.0 in a way. A lot of those fags go
>RRREEEEEEEEEE I'm too good to play a character with 60 years worth of stories who's entertained people for decades
and then fuck up their life.
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>>218298799
Tron ended with Legacy.
>>218300166
Look at the first picture in the OP, dumbass. He's the textbook definition of a Chad. He won the genetic lottery on every level.
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>>218300215
THIS is what he turned down playing Captain America for when he was Marvel's first and only real choice. I mean, how do you even sleep at night?
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>>218300215
They're young and good-looking and full of youthful delusion and narcissism and surrounded by people telling them that doing 200m blockbusters that grant them generational wealth for centuries is actually lame and doing indie movies where you fuck men up the ass or be a tranny is what's cool and hip and they buy it hook line and sinker. they want so badly to be in that cool youthful indie club that they fumble lottery tickets. you can believe both massively regret it now.
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>>218298176
>He also aged like shit.
He had drinking and drug problem first. It hurts your looks.
He had to check himself into rehab repeatedly to overcome his addiction.
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>>218300278
Let me guess, you're some mysterymeat mix of those three Tyrone Laqueesha III o algo?
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>>218300306
Too bad he couldn't get sober before he completely fucked himself by having a kid with a crazy bitch like Emma Roberts. Now he's chained to her whims because of their son, Rhodes. Garrett can't walk out on him even if he somehow wanted to because of some legal Jewery, has to pay child support, humiliate himself constantly to appease her just so he can see the kid on the weekends with supervision while she and her beta male simp raise the kid. It's a fucking nightmare situation for any father.
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>>218300317
german english and NORN irish. i think some french.
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>>218298125
Honestly his rise to leading guy was around the time when movie stars were starting to be a dying concept and IP/franchises was the thing that mattered the most
MCU would've helped him in terms of having a steady millionaire paycheck and popularity but that would've been it
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Fucking hell
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>alcohol since new year's eve
Worst part are the intrusive thoughts I've had for the past 10 days but I gather there is a 'gets worse before it gets better' aspect of your bio-chemistry resetting itself. Been a metric fuckton more consistent with the gym though, even taking a deload week now that's been earnt because I haven't slacked off
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>>218300695
eye area > eye color BUT blue/green/etc. iris in pure isolation > brown iris. Also worth nothing those edits with Hemsworth et al. with dark eyes are fairly dumb because 1) the editing itself is not good and 2) using phenotypes where brown eyes don't naturally occur, like a Germanic as fuck looking man like Chris
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>discover right this second that it was hedlund who was patroclus in troy
Huh, interesting. I've never seen anyone ever comment on Patroclus being hot in that movie so maybe he wasn't that special until Legacy. Needed to grow into looks
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>>218300278
>you need a few drops of slav, spanish, or irish or black
This.
Pure nords look like dysgenic twinks.
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>>218300278
>few drops of subhuman
No thanks
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>>218300304
Hartnett voluntarily left the whole business. He didn't go to the independent scene to do some faggy shit, he went off to raise a family somewhere normal.
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>>218298125
>Charisma
He has none
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>>218298799
>>Sam Flynn rides off into the sunset to spend the rest of his life fucking his manic pixie dream girl
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>>218298125
You made a huge error in your post. Emma Roberts is right wing/conservative and nearly got her career destroyed and blackballed from working with Ryan Murphy for calling one of Ryan Murphy's pet tranny actors a man and refusing to refer to the tranny as a woman.
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>>218300380
Again, Emma isn't a fucking libtard. She's a hardcore conservative who hates sissy men who wears dresses and probably tells her son before bed every night that because she was willing to risk her career telling Ryan Murphy that trannies are mentally ill men in dresses, she won't hesitate to kill her kid if she thinks he's not going to grow up to be anything short of a manly man.
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Kinnaman is actually a motherfucking failure and his TV show was a huge god-damn joke everyone stopped watching after season one and it's bullshit finale.
Charlie Hunnam is the only one of that list who made it big (SoA ran like seven seasons and he still gets big movie and TV roles)
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>>218307309
Adding to this, Kinnaman got cucked out of his super hero role by James Gunn, who despises him and explicitly killed him off to give John Cena his position in the DC Universe. And then hired a known wife beater (Frank Grillo) to play his dad with the same name to further erase him.
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>>218298125
He looks fucking excellent for his age. If booze does this to you then everyone should start boozing.