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>be 10/10 6'2 blonde blue-eyed Aryan Chad with larger-than-life leading man Charisma and also a boyish heartthrob
>Marvel is begging you to to play Captain America and only cast Chris Evans at the last minute because you didn't want to be typecast after Tron
>would've been the highest paid actor in the world
>all so you can star in "cool" indie movies where you fuck Steve Buscemi up the ass for LE ART's sake
>people eventually get tired of your shit and stop offering you roles
>but you're still fucking Kirsten Dunst before she got walled
>but you can't stop fucking drinking and smoking which ruins your good looks and limits your opportunities even more and she leaves you for Jesse Plemons
>you still keep drinking
>you're now a glorified has-been C-lister
>land Emma Roberts after she got done abusing Evan Peters and have a kid with her out of wedlock
>you keep drinking and getting into DUIs
>she leaves you and cucks you with some limp-wristed faggot singer and takes your son away
>now you have to performatively praise her on social media humiliating yourself so she gives you some time with your son who's being raised by some beta cuck she married and will either turn out to be a faggot or a tranny
>you're nearly 50 and your biggest role is a supporting role on some boomer streaming show with Stallone and some direct-to-video slop
This is easily the biggest fumble of a career I've ever seen. He made every wrong move possible in his life. All because of the fucking booze.
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>>218298125
You work for me now
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>>218298125
he should've been in the new tron
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>>218298035 had this and threw it all away what a dummy
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>>218298125
I always thought this guy had the potential to be an A-lister but didn't know all of this. What a crying shame. He had that special classic Hollywood energy in Tron. He also aged like shit.
>>218298145
I'm so pissed that Legacy ends with Sam accepting his legacy and then in Ares they write it like he gave it to some random Asian girlboss because of....reasons. Fucking cocksucking Disney.
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>>218298175
She left him because he was getting into accidents regularly and almost killed someone with his car IIRC. this is his mugshot. all of that because he couldn't stop boozing.
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>>218298125
At least he fucked prime KStew, Kirsten Dunst and god knows how many other prime /tv/ waifus.
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>>218298176
>Sam Flynn rides off into the sunset to spend the rest of his life fucking his manic pixie dream girl.
>People are somehow surprised by this.
In ten years, they'll clean him up so he can be the new Flynn in the machine.
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>>218298799
>>Sam Flynn rides off into the sunset to spend the rest of his life fucking his manic pixie dream girl.
This is why I loved that movie. Blonde, blue eyed chad protagonist, no blacks or other nonsense, cute AI waifu with prime Olivia Wilde playing her, peak 2010 aesthetics with Daft Punk soundtrack. it was perfect. RIP.
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>>218298125
>character defined by fumbling in FNL
>actor fumbles in real life
it was his destiny. he never had a chance
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>>218298125
>10/10
na
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>>218298125
good, this guy was dogshit in death sentence. glad he hasn't ruined more films
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>>218298125
Hartnett 2.0 in a way. A lot of those fags go
>RRREEEEEEEEEE I'm too good to play a character with 60 years worth of stories who's entertained people for decades
and then fuck up their life.
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>>218298815
>>218298799
Tron ended with Legacy.
>>218300166
Look at the first picture in the OP, dumbass. He's the textbook definition of a Chad. He won the genetic lottery on every level.
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>>218300215
THIS is what he turned down playing Captain America for when he was Marvel's first and only real choice. I mean, how do you even sleep at night?
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>>218300218
I have eyes. He has nasolabial folds, a small head and chin, weird squinty eyes. He's just a notch above average at best. If you saw this dude in the street you wouldn't be wowed by his looks.
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>>218300257
>Chad is not Chad because of [schizophrenic gibberish]
grim
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>>218300272
Shut up you retard
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>>218298125
>swedish
>chad
hahahahahhaa no
you need a few drops of slav, spanish, or irish or something otherwise you go full cuck as a white person
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>>218300215
They're young and good-looking and full of youthful delusion and narcissism and surrounded by people telling them that doing 200m blockbusters that grant them generational wealth for centuries is actually lame and doing indie movies where you fuck men up the ass or be a tranny is what's cool and hip and they buy it hook line and sinker. they want so badly to be in that cool youthful indie club that they fumble lottery tickets. you can believe both massively regret it now.
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>>218298176
>He also aged like shit.
He had drinking and drug problem first. It hurts your looks.

He had to check himself into rehab repeatedly to overcome his addiction.
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>>218300278
Let me guess, you're some mysterymeat mix of those three Tyrone Laqueesha III o algo?
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>>218300306
Too bad he couldn't get sober before he completely fucked himself by having a kid with a crazy bitch like Emma Roberts. Now he's chained to her whims because of their son, Rhodes. Garrett can't walk out on him even if he somehow wanted to because of some legal Jewery, has to pay child support, humiliate himself constantly to appease her just so he can see the kid on the weekends with supervision while she and her beta male simp raise the kid. It's a fucking nightmare situation for any father.
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>>218300317
german english and NORN irish. i think some french.
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>>218300306
This is very true. For some reason, Scandis are just natural born cucks. If he had some Anglo in him, he'd be a total chad.
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>>218298125
Honestly his rise to leading guy was around the time when movie stars were starting to be a dying concept and IP/franchises was the thing that mattered the most
MCU would've helped him in terms of having a steady millionaire paycheck and popularity but that would've been it
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>>218300453
mutt
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Fucking hell
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i've only ever seen him in a Lindsay Lohan movie where he plays a mormon virgin guy and they're on a date out on a boat in a lake and she lets him finger her. The title was Georgina's rule.
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Having blue eyes isn't something to be proud of
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>alcohol since new year's eve
Worst part are the intrusive thoughts I've had for the past 10 days but I gather there is a 'gets worse before it gets better' aspect of your bio-chemistry resetting itself. Been a metric fuckton more consistent with the gym though, even taking a deload week now that's been earnt because I haven't slacked off
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>>218300695
eye area > eye color BUT blue/green/etc. iris in pure isolation > brown iris. Also worth nothing those edits with Hemsworth et al. with dark eyes are fairly dumb because 1) the editing itself is not good and 2) using phenotypes where brown eyes don't naturally occur, like a Germanic as fuck looking man like Chris
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>discover right this second that it was hedlund who was patroclus in troy
Huh, interesting. I've never seen anyone ever comment on Patroclus being hot in that movie so maybe he wasn't that special until Legacy. Needed to grow into looks
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>>218298125
>is a drunk deadbeat loser dad irl
> plays a drunk deadbeat loser dad in his last movie
pure pottery
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>>218300637
yes i just explained that captain
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Why are incels so obsessed with status, looks and money?
>why isn't this chad going for money and hot bitches
>wtf is wrong with him that's all that matters in life
You're worse than fucking jews
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>>218300278
>you need a few drops of slav, spanish, or irish or black
This.

Pure nords look like dysgenic twinks.
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>>218298125
He's still handsome. He was really kind of mediocre as young lead. Maybe the failures in life will lead to some interesting work in the future. He would not have worked as cap.
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>>218300670
Enough booze makes anyone look trailertrashy
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Hedlund, Charlie Hunnam, Boyd Holbrook, they were all supposed to be big next thing. Only Joel Kinnaman kinda made it. Alex Skarsgård doesn't count.
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>>218300915
>Why are incels so obsessed with status, looks and money?
cause women are the ones who are obsessed with all that.
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>>218303006
Because kinnaman makes successful tv shows.
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>>218298125
In what mutt shithole is that considered blonde?
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>>218300278
>few drops of subhuman
No thanks
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>>218300215
>>218300304
Hartnett voluntarily left the whole business. He didn't go to the independent scene to do some faggy shit, he went off to raise a family somewhere normal.
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>>218298125
>Charisma
He has none
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>>218300278
Calm down, rabbi
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>>218305062
Konnichiwa, my love.
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>>218298799
>>Sam Flynn rides off into the sunset to spend the rest of his life fucking his manic pixie dream girl
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>>218298125
You made a huge error in your post. Emma Roberts is right wing/conservative and nearly got her career destroyed and blackballed from working with Ryan Murphy for calling one of Ryan Murphy's pet tranny actors a man and refusing to refer to the tranny as a woman.
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>>218300380
Again, Emma isn't a fucking libtard. She's a hardcore conservative who hates sissy men who wears dresses and probably tells her son before bed every night that because she was willing to risk her career telling Ryan Murphy that trannies are mentally ill men in dresses, she won't hesitate to kill her kid if she thinks he's not going to grow up to be anything short of a manly man.
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>>218298125
God he is so hot. I hear he has a MASSIVE penis, too. Uhhhgggg.
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>>218303006
Kinnaman is actually a motherfucking failure and his TV show was a huge god-damn joke everyone stopped watching after season one and it's bullshit finale.

Charlie Hunnam is the only one of that list who made it big (SoA ran like seven seasons and he still gets big movie and TV roles)
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>>218298176
I mean he is 50 now bruh.
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>>218307309
Adding to this, Kinnaman got cucked out of his super hero role by James Gunn, who despises him and explicitly killed him off to give John Cena his position in the DC Universe. And then hired a known wife beater (Frank Grillo) to play his dad with the same name to further erase him.
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>>218298125
Ew
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>>218300695
Do a bit of travelling and see the never ending brown suffocating sludge and you realize it is
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>>218298125
I wouldn’t say he’s aged badly at all. But he was a boring actor, very forgettable in Tron.
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>>218298125
Very gay thread, anon.
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>>218307362
Blue eyes give you eye cancer.
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>>218307339
Grillo is based because he's MAGA
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>>218300670
what's the issue? he looks like a handsome middle aged man
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>>218298125
>Charisma
stopped reading
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>>218300670
peak widows peak
I'd kill to have that hair
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I swear there has to at all times in the /tv/ catalog be a thread where anons freak out about an actor who simply aged naturally due to...time passing
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>>218298125
He was never that good looking or talented. Zero charisma. Stop choking on his cock you gay motherfucker.
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>>218298145
Disney blacklisted him because he turned down the Captain Capeshit role?
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>>218303006
travis fimmel got a bit of a push too. hedlund was good in 4 brothers
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>>218298125
Didn't know he's an alky. Prefer him to all the Aussie hwhites pretending to be American
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>>218311943
Very nice in Jeff Nichols 1 music video
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>>218300670
>>218298125
He looks fucking excellent for his age. If booze does this to you then everyone should start boozing.

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