>Stupid is, which you are.

>>218299637
Live action "minor spelling error" type moment. Obliterated that ho

>>218299637
Conan gets visibly uncomfortable every time a guest mentions that he went to Harvard.

>>218299637
I know it's a part of his persona, but after Conan is done mocking her by pulling out the dictionary I felt such disgust how he then begins fawning about it doesn't matter because she could easily beat him up

>>218299715
>Look I know you're dumb ass shit, but would you please step on my balls?
BASED

i'm British and if someone said 'sneaked' (???) that sounds fucking weird, man.

i'll give this one the ol' 'English is a descriptivist language and this is semantic change'.

link?

>>218299637
>man jaw
>man shoulders

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I just saw a whole herd of meese walking through the woods

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>>218299637
Imagine living with her.

>>218299637
Sneed isn't a word, Chuck.

>>218299742
Here in the USA, 'snuck' is the past participle of 'sneak'. However, 'sneaked' might be used from time to time, but it's rare.

>>218299769
Yeah, but think how chad your male offspring would look.

>>218299833
Her genes mog his

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>>218299804
as a kid i had a friend whose parents were all uppity and didn't use baby talk, so a dog was never a 'doggy', a horse was never a 'horsey' etc. dog, horse.

one day at school we were talking about animals and he called picrel a 'donk'. we were like '...a what?', 'you know, a donk.'
he had somehow worked backwards and concluded donkeys were 'donks'.

>>218299833
Nah that's his classic "Jlo" face. He's realized that even a fantastic ass is not worth it anymore.

>>218299882
I remember getting a note written into the margins of a paper I wrote for a biology class in college. My professor kindly corrected my misused term 'fish' referencing multiple species of fish. In Zoology, the correct plural for fish is 'fishes'. I also got a nice red ink WTF mark in developmental psychology for describing a stuffed animal in lab report as 'plush toy'. Professors be trippin' sometimes.

>>218299637
snuck's fuck and suck (formerly cheed's)

>>218299715
>he then begins fawning about it doesn't matter because she could easily beat him up
He's the host of a late night talk show. His job is to make his guests look good, make them feel comfortable, and maintain good rapport. He got his little jab at her which was funny (and deserved on her part), but he had to immediately compliment her so she could save face and they could move on.

>>218299742
In the UK we say snuckded

>>218299637
Imagine if they called them Snuckers instead of Sneakers

>>218299769
Jealous?

>>218299742
In the UK we normally say 'slippy-slidey-walkie-hidy'

>>218299913
Imagine a JLo and JGarner threesome though. If anyone could have pulled it off it’d be Ben.

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>>218299637
snook