>>218300552
It's fucking funny now.

>>218300552
are the wayans writing it again?

the they/them joke is brutal. a fucking pronoun joke in 2026 what is this the new norm?

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>>218300552
I'm glad Anna Faris has black hair again on this movie, she looks better this way

>>218300583
Yes.

>>218300583
>Scary Movie
Directed by Michael Tiddes
Written by

Marlon Wayans
Shawn Wayans
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Rick Alvarez

>>218300599
>>218300601
good for them

>>218300597
Nah blonde Anna is way hotter

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>>218300552
Cool

>>218300601
Marlon Wayanshave two children, one of whom is transgender. In 2023, Wayans expressed support for his trans son and the LGBTQ community.[

>>218300597
Based

>>218300643
Is this a deleted scene?

all scary movies are at least all right. Even 4 and 5 gave me bunch of laughs

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>>218300552
>wait until enough dumb woke shit happens and terrible horror films come out
>lampoon it
It just works

>>218300552
I liked 1-3 but the time has really passed for these

>>218300597
shit take

>>218300710
maybe. but if its funny its funny

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>>218300646
I goon to trannies now, so this doesn't affect me in any way. I hope she's cute.

>>218300552
What happened to Will Poulter starring as Pennywise? Instead it's another tired Scream parody?

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>>218300710
4 had it's moments

>>218300710
The thing that killed spoof movies were shit like Date movie, Meet the Spartans, Epic movie, Disaster movie

>>218300721
same, I'm straight but I understand their biological make up, and don't pretend they're anything other than walking cum receptacles.

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>>218300732
by these guys

>>218300683
Based

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>>218300758
They did write for Spy Hard and Scary Movie, but all the rest they've directed and written were drivel.

>>218300748
they know this and love this

>>218300770
Their original Scary Movie script is nothing like the final movie, it was completely rewritten by the Wayans

>>218300749
Cute

>>218300552
Ray hasn't aged a day, this was the last time I saw him in anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXVFP-5JoJY

>>218300552
Millenials are nostalgic for slop from their youth. I'm 37 and tried re-watching the first two. They're as awful as the critics said they were. Gross-out comedies don't hold up.

>>218300834
This is for zoomers, unc, millennials were already older when these movies came out

>>218300834
>i am grown and mature now plebeians
The first two are still funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjlUWwstdTU

>>218300732
>Meet the Spartans
It was hilarious

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>218300867
unironically though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwOBvrCqc9c

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>>218300597
>>218300614
Both are fine

>>218300552
Aged good
>Shorty
>Ray
>Cindy
>Bobby

Aged the worst
>Greg
>Brenda
>Doofy
>Gail Swallows

>Doofy is back
I will now watch your movie

>>218300552
>Shorty is a streamer
We're going there, huh?

>>218300589
looks like they're making fun of all sides

>>218300863
Zoomers don't have money to go to theaters, they have a hard enough time not going into debt just paying for rent. Its all nostalgia for Millennials

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>>218300900
This one is rated R, so I guess the jokes are mostly going to be "haha sex" like the first 2 movies rather than the more creative jokes 3 and 4 had due to being PG-13
either way doesn't bother me as long as it is funny

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>>218300552
>Oh girl i think all white people are racist anyways

Not super optimistic about this. They said in the marketing that they're going to "cancel cancel culture" which is some hackneyed 2016 shit.

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Sigh....somehow Duffy returned

She did the M3gan dance!

>>218300552
Okay but that unironically looks incredible.
Scary Movie bros, we are SO fucking back

>>218300721
I love this pepe

>>218301038
Leave chad literaly me Duffy alone

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>Why just half gay?

I've spit out my coffee

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>>218300646
>black dad has trans son
and water is wet

>>218300710
>>218300727
4 was very underrated

>>218300834
1 was mediocre at best. It was a parody of a horror that was already a satirical parody of slasher films.
2 was incredible.
3 was a masterpiece.

>>218300954
Kino

>>218300918
The BD release of this movie crops half the image of the entire thing

>>218300954
Who even is the modern day Carmen Electra?

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3>1>2>4

>>218301144
I think the closest you get is someone like Daddario. Maybe Megan Fox?

>>218301160
1>2>>>3>>>>>>>>>>>4=5

https://youtu.be/9tE3VSE7AF4?si=6DwjjY3EbCXUTKMU

>>218301223
Not canon anymore

>>218301228
Shorty dies in the first and come back in the second who cares

eh

>>218300727
>>218300749
This was so fucking hot

>>218301302
>>218301302
Based

Honestly, the worst part of this to me is the fact that they are now referencing themselves.

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>>218300552
>The Wayans are back to cancel the Cancel Culture.

jesus

>>218300976
not really. There’s a million more satirical things to be said about the gender fandom but everyone just does a they/them because it’s been done so much it’s now safe and they won’t get exiled from the cult.

>>218300900
kek

>>218300552
Kino is back on the menu boys.

>>218301353
Anybody who participated in the great cancel culture war, or the present woke wars, is a faggot

>>218300683
Brenda, my beloved...

>>218300597

wow, hot

and she was supposed to be de ugly one

3 is the best one, the wayans are out but they brought the guys who did airplane! in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iSVgAZ6bSM

>>218300552
That's 4chan humour in 2027

>>218300900
This is the best joke from the entire franchise

>>218301069
>>218301038
the black actors aged well compared to the white ones.

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>>218300552
>going to cancel Cancel Culture
yeah this movie is gonna suck ass

>>218301635
Black don't crack?

My initial thoughts

1. What happened to shorty's laugh?

2. Is it necessary to make the race jokes all political?

3. Why does Hanson's little hand look cgi and more normal than before?

4. Is Greg, Cindy's drug dealer father and other stars of the original are not in this one?

5. Why do blacks outnumber the whites? This wasnt the case in the first two, now it looks like some BET movie

6. Are they rehashing the storyline of 1? Gail sucking Doofy's finger happened in the first movie.

7. Ray just openly gay and proud now? The funny part about him being gay was his denial of it

Ill watch it but i dont have high expectations after seeing the trailer

Just like with video games that come out recently and are flops.

You are seeing releases of media that were in painful pipelines for YEARS through shit like covid and turmoil in politics. They are all frankenstein monsters of radically different ideas and concepts.

>>218301412
>he wasn't here at the 2000's wars, the fappening wars, and the forum wars
Anon i've been in this shit before you were born

>>218302338
i mean the movie is pure memberberries with some modern references and i'm okay with that because the first scary movie is the only one i actually like.

>the wayans brothers are wayans sisters now
no…

>>218300552
I don't know what's worse the implicit wokeness or the explicit anti-wokeness peppered into a lot of recent shows/movies. Either way, culture war shit is gay and retarded and a bulwark against actual good entertainment

>>218300727
What's so funny about a hot woman taking a massive dump?

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>>218300601
>Directed by Michael Tiddes
I read this as Tiddies and thought it was some kind of alan smithee joke

>>218301144
Bonnie Blue

>>218300597
It's a shame she ruined her face. She has that permanent botched lip.

>>218302338
Greg is in the movie

>>218300552
Seeing this just made me realize how different movies look now, compare any of the Scary Movies to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpbf9NUuuUk

>>218303290
"We'll fix it in post" has become the mantra of the industry.

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>>218303038
Funny? I thought it was just supposed to be fetish fuel

that looks surprisingly bad, i didn't think they would do all this memba this shit... i just wanted a new scary movie

>>218301144
Zendaya, of course.

Still funny people who use those pronounce are complete lunatic narcissists it's like a declaration of being mentally ill.

>>218300732
Those were all good, based & funny.

>>218301318
It's called Meta, my skibidi duderino.

>>218300552
>dildo humor
dropped. shame, I would have seen this, too.

>>218300552
I'd stab them in the belly if you follow may metaphor.

>>218304043
Assmad femoid Kek