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Chris did it better

>>218300641
I'm not sure about food and pussy at the same time. I mean, would you put whipped cream on a tuna melt?

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>>218300681
He really peaked with his first movie

food on me or other people is my autism kryptonite.
i hate it so much. i spent like an hour of my wedding washing cake off my face because i kept feeling a thin residual film on me.

>>218300641
Damn look at you with that hot androgynous body with no tits or hips.

>>218300728
Rude

>>218300641
Yeah, that's shaving cream, by the way.

>>218300692
Americans need to have food at a hand's reach every second of their lives

>>218300728
Based Arnold

>>218300728
That only makes her hotter to me

>>218300728
She's just like me

New episode of landman lookin LIT, bravo sheridan

>>218300711
Kino

>>218300728
Your brown. You have to go back

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>>218300641
No, picrel is a common seduction technique throughout Texas

>>218300641
usually its a family reunion and a bottle of moonshine

>>218300728
Brown

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>>218300711
For me it's Areola

>>218300641
>Women won't do my laundry on the first date but they'll do this
Make it make sense

>>218300641
Wtf was she thinking. Even if she had successful made Mox her bf he wouldn't have taken her to Rhode Island when he went to Brown. She should have just stayed with Lance. Being a Walmart manager's wife might be fun.

>>218300711
Oh really? Jakey Wakey peaky deaky'd with his first movie?

Lance dead
Mox dead
Billy Bob dead


Kilmer still going strong at 87. Kilmer won.

>>218301336
They wont do that to you though

>>218302141
Why not?

>>218300641
Women shouldn't put whipped cream or chocolate syrup or other stuff like that on their pussy, it might mess with their pH. Tits are fine. And you can put whipped cream on your dick to have her lick it off.

>>218300641

I still can't believe van Der Beek is actually dead.

>>218300641

I fucking hate the smell of warm dairy, especially sugary dairy. I have no idea why people think women eating runny ice cream is sexy.

>>218300728
>they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>218300641

Texas college openly brag about using blonde hair sorority girls to lure football players to go to their college.

>>218302190

Dead at 48 with a large loving family and no real bad press about you is rare.

Sleep, King.

F

>>218300728
The troon gooners ain’t finna like this one

>>218302208

I enjoy ice cream and girls.

But never together.

>>218300711

I love that Chris Evans, who has revealed himself to be an insufferable faggot, is inexplicably embarrassed by this movie which is, by far, his best.

>>218302225

>it's recruiting season again! Round me up some of attractive girls to bait horny high schoolers into committing to subject themselves to anywhere from three to six years of brain trauma.

>>218302315
tfw missed out on college sex

>>218302315
God I wish that (top left) was me

>>218302315
Good idea for a porno series. Need to find me some 18 year old BBCs and college aged blondes so I can make millions on OF

>>218302336
Someone got picked last in gym class and still isn't over it

>>218302315

I majored in logistics and vacation to Thailand four times a year for drug fueled gangbangs with Ladyboys.

Checkmate atheists.

>>218302225
>>218302315
>>218302382
How did this thread devolve into tranny tier bbc porn fetish

>>218302315
Watch it, Moshe, you're gonna trip people with that nose

>>218300728
based

>>218302315
>swipe right to see more
>OH MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE ON TINDER I CAN GET LAID I JUST HAVE TO SPEND MONEY

>>218302315
I get so triggered when I see girls like this irl

>>218302315
I hate this bullshit conservatard propaganda. Southerns are fat and ugly as fuck, the hottest girls go to schools like UCLA, NYU and Ivies.

>>218302612
lmao why

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>>218300728
Amerifat spotted

>>218302315
You guys sure love fake blondes there

>>218302623
Girls from big state schools in the north mog SEC white trash subhumans

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>>218302315
Why do normies find that attractive?
>fake tits
>fake hair color
>fake tan
>fake lips
>fake nails
>they're all named something like Briffany or Kaeleiyigh
>19 years old, look like they're 35

>>218302727
It so strange that normal people who have regular sex want them instead of the anime girls, bogged pornstars, and 8 year olds boys you jerk off to

>>218302744
>bogged pornstars
>>218302315
what's the difference between that and them?

The boys i jerk off to are atleast 18. 16 is legal in my 3rd world country but I have standards.

>>218300728
Not fat, no tattoos and no piercings makes you top 5% these days.

>>218302727
>Normies should be aroused by loli vtubers like me!

>>218302623
Top 10% of Stacies at any big school are smoking hot. The student body doesn't reflect the local population. Bama's students aren't trailer park inhabitants with multiple appearances on Cops, just like UCLA's students aren't Home Depot day laborers and abuela housekeepers.

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>>218301323
Same

>>218302854
I never said anything about that.

I just think they all look 10-15 years older than they apparently are, they all look the same, and they look stupid.

I'd rather be with some girl who has a natural hair color and isn't wearing Donald Trump's personal reserve of brown spray tan, and whose interests include something beyond shoes and make-up.

I'd even rather be with some clown bitch with blue hair and 15 piercings & 20 tattoos.

>>218302891
>Top 10% of Stacies at any big school are smoking hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_eX3PfCyxc
I'll never understand the normie mindset

>>218303104
Her: Good luck every finding anyone else like me.

Also her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5dTcc1eS4w

>>218303104
>>218303176
God I wish that was me

>>218301323
>>218302895
Based

>>218300728
You have ruined your brain with porn.

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>>218300641
Wouldn't the whipped cream dropped as she walks ? Wouldn't it melt off with the body's heat ?

>>218302281
Can we set fire to him?

>>218300804
Yes, the warmth of skin makes this nearly impossible, as the whip cream melts and slides off.

WHEN WILL IT BE MINE TURN FOR SEX??????

>>218303673
Pay for it
Then you won't value it as much and you'll find it easier to get it
If you were in college or high school I'd say fuck a fat girl, or a boring girl. But I'm betting you're past that. So you just got to bite the bullet. Pay a whore and then move on

>>218303673
that's not your role. you must play your role. the court needs its jesters. now play along or we shall ration your bread.

>>218300711
Why is there a goon bait character?

>>218303773
Why wouldn't there be

>>218303702
nah, just abstain from the zone completely. theres nothing of worth anyway. being forever alone you can at least have solace without having your dick rot off from touching a disease ridden whore. laugh at them in their vain attempts to corrupt your purity for it will be so some sweeter and eternal.

>>218300728
Dude she is a complete square.

>>218303104
>>218303176
>>218302891

all uglies to me. is that why "modern" audience movies are all ugly now? u zoomies actually like ugly wahmen?

>>218300728
>Damn look at you with that hot androgynous body with no tits or hips.
t.brown anon, fat bitch enthusiast

>>218303943
Dude her body is weird look at that super long torso. Body wise northern whites are less attractive then other races. I guess asians are worst then you guys.

>>218303673
Drop 'em.

incel thread

>>218302281
I didn't even realize the guy from Not Another Teen Movie was a huge capeshit star. I've never seen a Marvel movie and never plan to. I'm looking at his filmography now and he's apparently only in that kind of garbage.

>>218304659
He's one of the highest grossing actors of all time and bitches about NATM being his first role even though it's kino

>>218304841
>bitches about harmless teen movie parody
>silent about Fierce People where he violently rapes prepubescent Anton Yelchin
hmmmmm....

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>>218303943
>blonde
>cute face
>great rack
>small but nice ass

you kids are so born brained

>>218300728
nigger

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>>218302109
Ok Jakey Jakey about to make a big mistakey

>>218304929
>filename
...goddamnit goddamnit.