/tv/ - Thread 218300647

>>218300647
If Meryl Streep were sexual assaulting me a nightly basis in my summer home that I hide out in during the winter she'd be my ex girlfriend.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)15:35:53 No.218301398

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)15:35:53 No.218301398▶

If Meryl Streep had a castle, it would be Meryl Keep.

...meryl streep should buy a castle.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)15:55:11 No.218301651

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>>218301331
what happened anon?

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)15:55:38 No.218301656

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)15:55:38 No.218301656▶

>>218301004
NpBp

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:01:16 No.218301746

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:01:16 No.218301746▶

if jessica biel was a seal she would be jessica seal

Anonymouṡ
03/02/26(Mon)16:45:44 No.218302416

Anonymouṡ 03/02/26(Mon)16:45:44 No.218302416▶

If Meryl Streep cost $4.99 she would be Meryl Cheap.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:48:47 No.218302465

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:48:47 No.218302465▶

If Meryl Streep starred in a Marvel movie she'd be Meryl Quip.

Anonymouṡ
03/02/26(Mon)17:01:16 No.218302634

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>>218301746
If Jessica Biel lived in a hive she would be Jessica Beel.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:05:29 No.218302678

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>>218300647
Is she the one who showed her asshole on screen?

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:09:05 No.218302718

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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:10:32 No.218302737

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>>218302634
if jessica biel was sick she would be jessica ill

Anonymouṡ
03/02/26(Mon)17:12:54 No.218302766

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>>218302737
If Jessica Biel was a fermented dairy product she would be Jessica Briel

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:14:21 No.218302785

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:14:21 No.218302785▶

if meryl streep sang christmas songs she would be carol streep

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:14:49 No.218302798

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:14:49 No.218302798▶

if tom cruise was a pilot he'd be tom flews

Anonymouṡ
03/02/26(Mon)17:16:48 No.218302833

Anonymouṡ 03/02/26(Mon)17:16:48 No.218302833▶

If Meryl Streep finds out how much Sydney Sweeney gets paid she will be Meryl Weep.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:17:21 No.218302845

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:17:21 No.218302845▶

>>218302766
if jessica were made of metal she would be jessica steel

Anonymouṡ
03/02/26(Mon)17:18:21 No.218302859

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>>218302798
If Tom Cruise wandered around certain bars at night looking for brief same-sex romantic liaisons he would be Tom Cruise.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:21:19 No.218302906

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>Armie Hammer

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:22:42 No.218302924

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>>218301285
What we have here, people claiming to be ladies and gentlemen, is a wounded Redditor. It's questionable thread was brought into question, it is wounded and lashing out, notice that it told us to die. Do not be offended, this is how they respond to criticism or not getting what they want. Be nice to it to make it go away.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:23:48 No.218302939

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:23:48 No.218302939▶

>>218301285
I hope you have a great life, you deserve it champ!

Anonymouṡ
03/02/26(Mon)17:27:30 No.218302989

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>>218302785
If Meryl Streep drank just enough to feel cheerful and relaxed she would be Merryl Streep.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:37:45 No.218303116

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:37:45 No.218303116▶

>>218301285
I'll die a happy anon if I can just be 1% as awesome as you are! You're comment has made my year. Have an excellent day!

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:42:50 No.218303200

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:42:50 No.218303200▶

>>218302924
>>218302939
>>218303116

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:45:45 No.218303250

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:45:45 No.218303250▶

>>218300647
If Meryl Streep was a large body of water she'd be Meryl Deep.

Anonymouṡ
03/02/26(Mon)17:47:31 No.218303274

Anonymouṡ 03/02/26(Mon)17:47:31 No.218303274▶

>>218302845
If Jessica Biel came with fries and a drink and Meryl Streep was a light army vehicle and they swapped names, they would be Jessica Jeep and Meryl Meal.

Anonymouṡ
03/02/26(Mon)17:54:33 No.218303383

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>>218303250
If Meryl Streep lived in the Marianas Trench and married the star of School of Rock and then divorced him and married the star of Se7en she would be Meryl Deep Black Pitt.

Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)18:04:21 No.218303522

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