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What is it with gays and motorcycles? Does riding motorcycles make you gay or does being gay make you ride motorcycles? Also please drop some comfy homokino, I'm going insane from all the miseryporn.
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>>218301438
Forgot Bikeruders
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>>218301464
When you add bikes you can put Call Me By Your Name and Young Hearts on the list
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>>218301438
Jongens is comfy.
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Mysterious Skin is the only honest LGBTQ movie of the 21st century
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>>218302074
If by honest you mean traumatic and depressing then that applies to pretty much all gay films
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>>218301438
Anybody who feels the need to go far out of their way to prove how not gay, er, "manly" they are is probably very, very gay.
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>>218301438
Motorcycles represent the temporary fast and go hard lifestyle of fags. They burn in their early 20s and most end up as depressed alcoholics or commiting suicide in their late 20s onward because there's no lifestyle beyond that without kids
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>>218302478
Summer of 85 encapsulates you comment perfectly. The motorcycle character literally stands for the reckless side of the sexually liberated lifestyle. He literally dies in a motorcycle crash.
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>>218301438
Is there any film that couldn't be improved by adding a motorcycle?
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>>218301438
The only reason anyone thinks Luca is “gay” is because trannies and fags can’t stop thinking about dicks while watching a children’s cartoon
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>>218301438
I want to personally tell the anon from a few threads back who recommended Fireworks to go fuck himself.
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>>218301574
It's the faggy motorcycle movie. The scene at the bonfire they really look like they're gonna make out
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>>218301438
luca isn't gay you freak, he wants to fuck that italian girl and get a sandwich
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>>218302873
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You have to be willfully oblivious to not see the fact that Luca is a gay allegory from start to finish. There's confiding to a close friend about something only you two can understand, coming out, chosen families, struggle for support from parents and bullying from peers. There's even the conversion camp allegory about the see-through uncle taking Luca to the deep sea until he "grows out of his phase". One of the main plot points of the film is how Alberto is jealous of the girl. As I said, you either have to be blind or absolutely culturally illiterate not to see it.
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>>218303136
typical gay projection. it's a movie about a sea monster who wants to win a bike race to get a delicious looking italian sandwich and marry this girl he just met. that side character might be gay, idc
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>>218303160
Yeah sure and Fight Club is about making soap
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>>218303265
in fight club they actually fight and blow up buildings. in luca, the fish are not gay. i'm sorry if you see any story about outsiders and think "sodomy"
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>>218301438
motorcycles are like the gay lifestyle
>superficially stylish
>"living by your own terms"
>deceptively dangerous and almost always fatal
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>>218301438
Your faggotry aside, one thing I find incredibly odd, is that people seem to have completely forgotten how massively popular white men on cruisers and Harleys were in the 90s. They were in tons of ads and TV shows that focused on handsome white guys riding motorcycles, and they were sold as sex symbols for men to emulate and women to lust after.
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>>218303346
They looked gay even back then
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I posted like 10 movies last thread and got like 1 (You). I guess even the gays here have awful taste.
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>>218303409
Are you the anon that recommended all those Asian films? I'm sorry I don't like looking at Asians, especially Koreans. Only Asian film I've watched recently is Monster.
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>>218301438
Can you really count Luca? They're just Italian. Where's call me by your name and broken back mountain?
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>>218302478
Yeah sort of this. But much more simply:

Motorcycles are for single men. You can't take your family on a motorcycle. You need a car.

So motorcycles are inevitably going to get homosexual-coded.
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>>218303798
>You can't take your family on a motorcycle.
Yes you can
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One of the best gay movies I have ever seen is call Contracorriente it's a Spanish film. I think the name is undertow.
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>>218301574
Don't forget Close. Young gays ride bikes, older gays ride motorcycles. Northsea Texas even shows that transition as the older gay gets a motorcycle and then gives his bike to the younger gay in some form of gay initiation ritual.
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>>218303953
Does it have motorcycles?
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>>218302980
Fireworks destroyed and radicalized me. Let those poor boys love each other :(
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>>218302873
>can’t stop thinking about dicks while watching a children’s cartoon
Teenagers can be gay and being gay is not only about sex, same as being straight isn't. If the first thing you think about when seeing gay people is sex then that's on you.
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>>218303409
Thank you anon
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>>218304074
Wasn't the whole point of that movie that they weren't gay?
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>>218307246
You know, it was really unclear
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>>218303136
You just proved his point. Alberto's father's left him, so he's lonely and has a fear of abandonment. He tries to pass off his loneliness as cool independence to impress Luca, who has the opposite problem. Yeah, no shit he's jealous of Giulia. The only companion he has available to him is Luca, who isn't in that situation and doesn't understood how Alberto feels. That's the movie. Do you also think Frodo and Samwise are gay?

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