Happy endings are based and they contribute to living a better life. Europoors want to live in poverty under a sunless sky eating raw potatoes because they are sad bitter hopeless people. This mentality 8s reflected in all their awful artfag movies.

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>>218302015
Trvke

>I wanted to have this very feral, very primal species living underground, but I wanted to make them human. I didn't want to make them aliens because humans are the scariest things
>humans are the scariest things
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>>218302015
Based and climatepilled

>>218302673
This checks out, I hate the sun

I live in the US and saw the original ending somehow.

>>218302015
fpbp. op and england blown the fuck out

>>218301784
Dumb esl poster

>>218301784
They didn't have to create anything. They just cut out the final 2 minutes of the movie.
Also, American ending ultimately prevailed, since it's the basis for the sequel
>b-but the sequel is shit
But it was made anyway, so?

>>218301784
Downer endings are just a "fuck you" to the audience by gay, spastic filmmakers.

>>218301784
I couldn't believe it when I read that MASH went out with a laughter track in America.
It must feel bad when the shows creators trust the intelligence of audiences from other countries, but not their own.

>>218301784
bad endings are woke
they fear the happy ending

>>218302827
This. Oh you just watched this guy overcome hardships for two hours straight. Well fuck you he dies in the last scene. If you can't make a bad ending that fits with the narrative and the story don't be a piece of shit doing it for shock value or as a cheap twist

>>218302015
Based
Dark and grim endings are for the goycattle

>>218302710
Not in theaters. DVD and Blu-ray in the US had both cuts.

>>218303173
Well it was just a cheap way to make a sequel because in 2 she just goes back down and everyone dies anyways

I always hated the poster for this film. It’s pure male gaze slop.

>>218303511
Ahh.

>>218303569
How are barely-visible women in the shape of a skull the male gaze?

>>218303606
There is an implied nude version of the poster that was way more popular. That’s probably what they are talking about.

>>218302726
Dumb uol poser

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H8roBeTjpsA?feature=share

>>218303740
lmao, what a shithole

She lives at the end, she just doesn't escape. She already showed the ability to kill an endless stream of troglodytes in 1v1. The problem is the false escape scene. That direct fakeout is European-style, it looks cliche to American eyes. When you mess with the viewers' level of immersion, it makes them question the whole experience, not good for an effects-driven horror film. I think the scene is kino and the american cut ends suddenly, but the change makes sense and doesn't ruin the movie either.

>>218301784
>horror film in UK
>girls spelunking WIF'OW A LOICENSE

>>218303569
It's 100% meh. The skull thing works at different magnifications and looks cool, factually. Artists have been doing that shit for 1000 years and it's so played out, it's lame in that way. I don't think they're sexualized on the poster though.

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Also this. I don't know if the american ending actually made the cut or not, but it's surreal and almost look like the chinese Fight Club ending

they edited all the sex scenes out of the american version of leon (the professional), too, because americans get thrown off by romance below the age of 35

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If you look carefully at the OP's pic the skull is actually made of humans

>>218303881
>skull
it's a vagina, replete clitoris

>>218303881
If you look very carefully you can see that the girl on the right has a nicer bumba than the girl on the left.
Did you know this?

>>218303606
The whole point is to highlight their femininity. It’s repulsive.

>>218303881
:o

>>218301784
who cares, all that great tension building only to make the monster reveal a skinny retard in a Halloween costume.

>>218301784
They are dumb. Americans are purposefully undereducated so that the billionaire class can continue to con them into lifelong bondage by voting against their interests (they even accept a two-party system, the morons).

Not only are most of them thus too dull to appreciate nuance and that not all things end happily, but the happy endings also reinforces the illusion that everything will be OK in the end and that they won't, in reality, spend their entire lives wageslaving for some corporate master only to die from heart disease at 45.

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>>218304016
>Their kike masters toss them a few shekels to keep them passive and they brag about it.
YCMIU

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>>218303981
this perfectly explains why a grim ending is needed in fiction.. films are messages, nodes of awakening our deeper thoughts. by watching the descent, our brains are reattuned to reality that not all things end happily. it is that darkness and misery that allows us to face the true evil of life and make a better change. thus it's not really fiction but something more important

>>218301784
It wasn't a happy ending, and two, it wasn't because it was too scary, just too bleak.
Funny enough, the new ending they made was ultimately made canon, since a sequel was created later where the MC escaped.

>>218301784
I had a hot Asian chick in it. That's all that matters.

>>218304144
Well, someone has to pay your pedo president to keep fighting those Israeli forever wars XD
CMIU

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The scariest part of the movie for Americans is the fact that the protagonists had to walk. They left the kinopex in droves on their mobility scooters.

>>218304341
Hiking is only fun while naked. Otherwise it’s just chore.

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>>218304144
>meanwhile the other 14

>>218301784
The movie sucks either way.

>>218304389
The women are annoying so the beginning is bad, and it goes to shit after the monsters are revealed, but the bit in the middle in the caves is alright.

>>218303981
Your first statement is absolutely true, but you also imply something similar isn't being done to you, which is odd.

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>>218301784
>What causes Americans to be so weak, spineless and pathetic?

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>>218301784
>Itt: Amerifat proving to everyone they are mentally 7 yo

>>218304204
>drumph is a LE PEDO
take your state-provided meds

>>218304646
>Pedo in "is pedo defender" shocker
You're not gonna sell many newspapers with that one, Jamal.

>>218302015
This pleb watches fucking marvel movies and cheers for a president that loves raping kids

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>>218305935
Very, very unpatriotic, Amerinonce.

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>>218301784
Yeah, you guys are butthurt about Iran and it fucking shows.

>>218306064
>Amerinonces die. Mudslimes die.
Everyone's a winner, baby. That's the truth.

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>>218306113
dead muslims lol

>>218301784
american test audiences
fucked up
little shop of horrors (OMG this amazing and dark ending that cost half the movies budget is tooo much! make a happy ending)
the predator (the ending of the arnie movie was in the dark, why is the ending of this one not in the dark??? director makes a new ending and turns his mediocre movie into something that made him actually cry at the premiere.)
theres more to this list

>>218302015
>noooo I need sunshine and rainbows to be happy
No wonder America has so many faggots and trannies infecting the rest of the world

>>218303966
feral subhumaniods are not scary until you live within a mile of a tower block full of them

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096163/

They butchered this in order to turn it into slop for the mutt market.

>>218306113
this

>>218303981
>Americans are purposefully undereducated so that the billionaire class can continue to con them into lifelong bondage by voting against their interests
Hmm yes quite and Hanz, tell me more about the EU and its Parliament that your country is beholden to?

>>218306388
sad

>>218301784
Pretty sure the USA ending is the last survivir insane in a hospital.