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>>218302292
What if there were meatballs inside the cheese?

>>218302477
Uncooked looking dough fucking nasty

Now I understand why you call it a pizza pie

>>218302477
gross

>>218302292
>dick cheese...??

i don’t remember this episode. what is the context?

>>218302292
Pizza is slop scam food. Seriously, next time you waste far too much money on one, scrape off all the toppings. You'll have a miserable little pile of scraggly cheese with some tomato sauce and a big honking lump of bland, stodgy dough. Now compare that to pasta, the food of Emperors, to which you may add as much sauce and cheese as you like.

If you make one change in your life based off of a 4chan post, stop eating pizza. It is garbage food.

>>218302756
>slop buzzword
not reading whatever mentally ill schizo garbage you just wrote there. sorry, buddy. talk like a fucking adult.

>>218302750
Lois catches Hal looking at another woman at the Lucky Aide, so she takes Craig's smegma jar and uses it to make pizza for the family to teach everyone a lesson.

>>218302750
It's been a while since I've seen the episode but from what I remember Lois wants the family to eat better and Hal and the kids are sneaking in junk food and they overdo it and feel like shit and Lois (who thinks they've been diligently sticking to the diet) surprises them with a cheat meal as a thank you and showing her gratitude. Hilarity ensues as they can't stomach the slop.

>>218302756
>when you take off all the ingredients, there are hardly any ingredients!
You really felt smart when you were typing that, didn't you, you fucking retard?

>>218302750
Hal is trying to overcome his fear of pussy so he can eat Louis out on her birthday. And he tries a bunch of stuff, including going to a Georgia O'Keefe exhibition. And at the end, Louis makes an analogue of her vagina to get him over his fear and it works.

>>218302779
I'm glad you'll continue to eat slop, keep it up.

>>218302750
They go once a month(?) to a pizza place for a family meal. She finds out there's a gratuity charge added by default and gets mad since they tipped each time. She forbids going back there again. Everyone else cracks and end up sneaking a huge amount of pizza right before she comes home with the one in the pics.

>>218302781
sounds like it’s real
>>218302784
clearly a fake shitpost

>>218302756
so when you take all the sauce and cheese off of pasta you're just left with soggy chewy noodles?

>>218302804
Only correct response to that post

>>218302792
i bet you tipped your fedora so hard after writing that

>>218302786
>>218302814
The IQ of the average pizza slopsoomer, ladies and gentlemen. I'm not talking about removing the ingredients, I'm making a comparison to a superior food.

>>218302756
putting cheese in the crust was brilliant marketing

>>218302850
>muh IQ
you’re crying and having a schizo meltdown over what other people enjoy eating lmao you could be a 200 IQ genius and that wouldn’t change how much of a fucking loser you are.

>>218302850
but you did talk about removing the ingredients, you told that guy to scrape them off!

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>>218302850
I may have to reconsider some things here.

>>218302850
>scrape off all the toppings
>not talking about removing the ingredients
You're either a troll, a 60 IQ retard, or both. Which is it?

>>218302884
don’t listen to anything that faggot says. dude saw a picture of hal from malcolm in the middle eating pizza and decided to throw a hissy fit

>>218302292
LMFAO, why isn't this a jak yet?

>>218302756
All wheat and rice based food is slop.

>>218302804
I'm >>218302784 and man it's sad how off the mark I was. I swear I wasn't trying to deceive, my memory is just that shit.

>>218302962
Meh it was close enough

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>>218302756
>wheat pasta
slop
Tteokbokki mogs, Korea wins again

>>218302943
i'll try and jak it after I shower here in a minute

>season 1-2
quirky yet relatable family with some exaggerated adventures
>season 3-4
normal sitcom, live action simpsons at times
>season 5-7
The most unlikable family of all time, writers clearly hate malcolm, francis becomes a footnote

>>218303041
>jakking after a shower
You've managed to get that ass backwards, champ. Now you're gonna smell like fresh, clean cum

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>>218303121
See how the double digit IQ ESL nons cannot even comprehend the purpose of scraping off the toppings. It is not to remove them from the equation entirely but to aid in visualising the resulting meagre mass in order to better make a comparison. A person with reading comprehension would be able to deduce this from the word "compare". These are your "what if you didn't have breakfast yesterday" people. These are pizza eaters.

Next time you have a pizza craving, control yourself. Boil up some pasta, grate some cheese, cook up some lovely tomato sauce. Add pepperoni slices. I promise you, you'll be much more satisfied.

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>>218303235
>brown hand
I know.

>>218302292
60 IQ retard, go it. Thanks for admitting that. Filtered since I don't argue with retards. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist.

>>218303261
Hey what did OP do to you, buddy?

>>218302945
your dad’s asshole is slop

>>218303101
>anon thinks this is a malcolm thread and not a /ck/-lite “shitflinging over italian cuisine” thread

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if lois loved her family she would make her own

>>218302477
>undercooked dough
>green peppers
>oversized meatballs
this looks like something ramsay would make

>>218303353
It is a malcolm thread, no matter what spergs decided. OP has been re-watching the show to get ready for the sequel series at around the same rate as I have. He is a few episodes behind me but every few days I notice another thread with a cap from an episode I JUST watched.

Sorry you're retarded and you love arguing about food but this IS about malcolm. We WILL discuss the show.

>>218303456
i was just trying to be funny but nice meltdown and reddit spacing, you fucking spaz

>>218302292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joLrldtZtRA
OP image reminds me of this scene and it's giving me anxiety

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>>218303452
pizza connection my ass

>>218303456
Upvoted and gold awarded, sar

>>218303456
You probably ordered a pizza to settle your fat, quivering ass after getting butt devastated so hard. Enjoy your three tablespoons of tomato sauce because ICE will be coming for you very soon amigo.

greatest /tv/ thread of all time

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>this is the pizza they're jonesing over
that just looks like a crappy frozen pizza

>>218303784
>olives
ew

>>218303483
jesus, that fucking crust

>>218303784
Pizza on tv shows always looks like garbage. This one get credit because they bothered to put topings on it instead the typical shitty, burnt cheese pizza you usually see in shows. As far as tv pizzas go, that's top-fuckin-tier cuisine right there.

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>>218303784
just had brekkie and now im drooling over this god damn pizza

>>218303896
not sure if this is actually a reason, but it might have something to do with the fact that they're not actually eating it and the pizza needs to sit out for hours while they shoot. An actual real pizza would congeal and get gross, so they make these prop food items out of synthetic materials that can sit out longer.

>>218302750
Lois jizzed on the pizza before serving it to the guys.

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>>218303456
Anon, as someone whose love of classic star trek somehow faded after watching NuTrek,
don't watch it.
The pozzed writing (malcolm's nig daughter), recasts (Dewey) and time dilation (Reese's face) will literally ruin the original for you.

>>218304032
The original already ruined the original.

Based on the weird shit they made Dewey do I would have quit acting too if I were him. There's an episode where they make him wear a diaper and and poop himself because he's jealous of jamie. There's a cold open where they have him bend over infront of the camera to temp reeseinto hitting him. It's a very disgusting pattern. I feel bad for the boys on the show, especially Dewey whose esl parents probably couldn't understand what horrible shit these (((producers))) were doing to him.

>>218302756
>pasta, the food of Emperors
Lol.

>>218303041
That’s a mighty long shower you’re taking, friend. We’re still waiting.

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>>218302804
The issue was not only that but they hid the gratuity charge behind a plant at the register but refused to offer an apology for the "deception". Lois is in the right in the situation even though the family does not think it's a deal breaker.

>>218305174
Karens are almost always in the right, being justifiably upset at unfair or incompetent treatment, usually at the hands on nons.

>>218302756
This isn't even the first post you've made like this. Stop forcing your anti-pizza agenda on us.

>>218302292
I would puke to if somebody made me eat a deepdish pizza.

>>218305259
Big Pizza™ shills out in force today.

>>218305211
>Karens are almost always in the right
Imagine thinking this.

>>218305277
That's not a deep dish pizza and he's only upset because he just ate a fully pizza mere moments before this. Learn the lore or FUCK OFF

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>>218302756
Go off, King. Pizza enjoyers shaking with impotent rage right now.

>>218302292
Kek the joke isn't that the pizza is supposed to be gross. It's that they already had been sneaking pizzas and were full.

>>218305619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osAaqRjnAxQ

>>218302477
I like how they go out of their way to make it look terrible
>the pizza connection
>shitty box leaking grease
>pizza that looks like cardboard

>>218302292
I ate pizza like once or twice when I was a kid and decided I never wanted to eat that shit ever again.

>>218305703
most faggot thing i've ever heard

>>218305703
You're definitely not White.

>>218305703
What brand of pizza was it?

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>>218305785
you cant blame him, a victim of circumstance

>>218304676
He finally realized to be efficient instead of waiting for after.

>>218302756

You had me until pasta.

Seriously though, chain pizza was the ultimate food psyop of the entire 20th (and early 21st) century. It's fucking low-tier deli meats that never expire. The cheapest cheese imaginable, probably partly sawdust. Dough prepared by a 14 year old brown girl. There is almost no protein. Making it needlessly expensive for what it is.

Grow up and make your own food. Get good at making a few of your favourite dishes, and you'll likely never crave pizza like that again. I've started making my own pizzas with real ground beef, bacon, sausage, etc. and buying pre-made dough from the grocery store; but even that is kinda gross after a while. Pizza isn't a meal... sometimes we crave bread, and you're just having 'deluxe' bread... which is retarded.

>>218306309
>i make my own pizza see everyone i'm a big guy!

>>218306309
Stop replying to yourself

>>218306309
Oh but if it was a 14 year old white girl you'd eat it up with no complaints wouldn't you?

>>218306343
This unironically. Homemade is based.

>>218304079
life is unfair

>>218302962

I searched based on your post and ended up watching an ep that had an opening that had Lois putting a grapefruit in the fridge and telling everybody to eat healthy. Everyone ignores the fruit until it becomes a black lump that Hal mistakes for a brownie and eats. Rest of the ep was about Malcolm visiting college. Kept waiting for the pizza that never came.

>>218307688
>Everyone ignores the fruit until it becomes a black lump that Hal mistakes for a brownie and eats.
For me it’s when he eats the can of rotten peaches thinking they’re olives

>>218302784
God that is fucking hilarious. I am laughing just thinking of it.

>>218303041
Still waiting.

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>>218307838
I'm gonna be real with you dawg, I showered, forgot, went out and got booze and dinner and now have no will to follow through.

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>>218307889
Lazy asshole

>>218305703
Thank you saar very good post saar pizza nothing like delicious chickpea sludge curry saar very fragrant very spice saar

>>218307688
This is me except the grapefruit is my adult responsibilities

>>218302477
This looks fucking great, what's wrong with you people?

>>218307928
are you high? it looks like shit the dough is way too bready. it's prop tv pizza, the meatballs and that glue fake cheese don't look good at all