>>218304756
civvies will never get the stress of doing your job

>>218304814
Semper fry, brother

>>218304756
Reminder the line cooks started the whole “well done steak is le bad” meme because they hate how long it takes to make it.

>>218304827
Why? They don't have to stand there and stare at it.

>>218304827
I thougth it was becaue most of them are too retarded to know the difference between well done and burnt charcoal.

>>218304756
>Chef table 8 says they want their pbjs with no crusts.

>>218304756
Taking a dump, smoking a full joint, male PMS-ing every hour...it eats into the job

>>218304827
/thread

>>218304827
This cooks are lazy junkies who want to shovel slop. Gordon Ramsay sells frozen food in shop. Unless you source your own ingredients fuck off. Oh going to South America for a spice is to expensive so is 100 plus dollars for an uncooked boot

>>218304827
But all memes aside anon well done steak DOES taste bad, at least on its own unlike a rarer steak.

Mfw someone forgot to empty the toaster crumb tray

>>218304814
>>218304819
You guys joke but even the best trained special forces get to go home one day and stop fighting for good but even a retired chef has to cook his meals every day for the rest of his life.

>>218306908
Like everybody else? Kek

>>218306606
Where I worked all BOH was spics who refused to understand english so fuck trying to get a correct order out of them.

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>AAAAAAHHH I HAVE TO MOVE APPLIANCES AT MY APPLIANCE MOVING JOB
>I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANE

>>218307374
Everybody else doesn't carry the trauma, you piece of shit

>>218306666
Did you mean to roll all those 6s?

I'm shipping out for another tour at Dennys. Wish me luck brothers, semper fry

Is this the guy who yells at the E Street Band

>>218304756
no idea why these niggas stay at their job if they don't like it

jews are just ugly to look at, aren't they

>>218307854
A sense of duty, a calling to serve

>>218304756
Hearing restaurant employees complain about how "high stress" their jobs are is pathetic. You guys get high and drunk and cook food for people. That's it. It's hardly the trenches at the Somme.
You can come with me to the hospital and see real life and death shit some day. Maybe it will give you junky cooks some perspective.

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>Turn in your spatula, Chef.
>Your services will no longer be required at this fruit truck.
>(i don't even work there)

>>218304756
The time is ripe for a parody about chefslop like this.

>>218306908
I can still hear the screams when I put the toast in the toaster

>>218307854
They are not qualified for other types of jobs
>Factory
too physical and monotone
>Desk/Corporate
Need a degree
>Construction/Electrical/Mechanic
Need to be sharp and have lots of experience

>>218307854
meth mostly

>>218304756
is that super hands

>>218308270
AND YOUR OTHER SPATULA

>waiters have to deal with shitty costumers all day
>chefs most affected

>>218308499
These are the old world order. Now the h1-b grift is on, just pretend to be jeet and fly pass the gatekeeping. Also, trade jobs are plenty and serve real purpose.

>>218310173
Waiters can dissociate from it because most of the time it's not their fault that there's mushrooms on the pizza.

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>>218304756
Here's a grilled cheese for you.

>>218304756
Customers are so offended by this show, it made it all worth while.

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>>218304814
>civilians just don't understand

I used to work at a fast food restaurant when I was 18 and it was way more stressful than this dude's restaurant and yet I managed to go without having a mental breakdown

>>218311553
But you ended up on 4chan..

>>218311584
I've been on 4chan since GWB was president

>>218307911
If the restaurant is run and staffed by assholes, a frequent occurrence, restaurant work can be hell. You have to remember you aren't just cooking, you're cooking for a busy restaurant full of customers who want their food right fucking now and will act like bitches if one thing isn't to their satisfaction. B Take inti account that the people who are hired for this job are the worst reprobates imaginable.

>>218306908
lol

>>218311614
Was /tv/ filled with as many faggot shills as now?

>>218304845
You have to turn it regularly, idiot.

>>218311692
No, only since 2016

>>218306908
>Bearspammer ran out of /tv/ crying those fake crocodile tears as he had no witty response to the TRUTH

my friend was a chef. he developed severe ptsd after two tours of the pantry

>>218311450
he makes them at night

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>>218311450
The funniest part about this is there's a Netflix show that just came out and there's a scene where he's cooking a cheese toastie and he does the same damn thing, the cheese isn't melted.

I think it’s funny how if a place mostly makes pizza the cooks will make a billion of them without complaint but the moment someone orders a spaghetti or a sandwich is arguably easier to make they lose their fucking shit

>>218313063
NEVER order a salad from a pizza place

>>218304827
Do you often tell lies to make yourself feel better?

>>218304827
I order all my steaks well done and smother them in ketchup

>>218313021
Who's the Black man and why is Gordon's daughter smiling at him?

>>218307431
Naturally

>sleeps with a spatula under his pillow

>>218313078
https://youtu.be/JgJUbmGDc6k

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Hey, marine.

Semper fry.

>>218313063
>a spaghetti or a sandwich
>easier to make than pizza
nigga wat

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>THE USER LOGGED ANOTHER SUPPORT TICKET FUUUUCCCK

>>218304756
It's Phil Leotardo.

>>218306666
wf?

>>218310063
KEK
E
K

>>218310173
Fuck the waiters. Seriously.

>>218310063
kek lost

>>218311692
/tv/ didn't exist back then, not sure if trolling.

>>218304756
He is rat-like in appearance. All chefs and kitchen staff are vermin.

>>218304827
This is a new level of cope

>>218307423
When he says he has to move them he's not being literal anon. He's saying they need to sell the stock implying they are discounted.

>>218304756
>THREE PIZZAS??? AAAAAAHHHHHHH I'M GOING HECKIN CRAZY FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

>>218304814
>>218306908
I’ve… seen things the civilians wouldn’t believe. Ovens on fire at the shoulder of pork. I’ve seen sea breams glimmer in the dark of hamhauser gate.
All these memories will be lost in time, like sears in the rain…
Time to fry

>NO SALT WITH THE FRIES? NO SALT WITH THE FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES??????????

>>218304756
>RADIO CORPORAL FAVREAU, JESUS CHRIST WE NEED GRILL SUPPORT!

>>218307854
HONOR and LOYALTY that is forged in the flames of the grill.

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>served 2 tours in the kitchens of burger king
>invited to a BBQ
>the guy who mans the grill is wearing pic related
>almost start an incident before my wife calms me down
FUCKING STOLEN VALOR FAGGOTS I HATE THEM SO GODDAMN FUCKING MUCH

>"The customers entered this restaurant under the rather childish delusion that they were going to spit on everyone else, and nobody was going to spit on their food. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind" -Arturo "Head Chef" Enriquez

Never complain in a restaurant then faggots. Unempoyed retards. I drink and have fun at work. You seethe over the smallest things and demand a comp since your broke and fucking retarded.

BITCH, YOU CANT GUESS WHAT IM GRILLIN'

>>218315366
These fucking civvies, I bled grease for Ronald

>>218315391
I see only one person seething here.

>>218315374
Those Diners in Dresden had it coming

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>ANYONE CAN COOK?
>I DIDN’T SPEND 5 YEARS GIVING PEOPLE ALLERGIC REACTIONS IN PRET TO TAKE THAT FROM YOU PRIVATE

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>>218304756
>Five years ago, I lost 30 customers in the blink of a eye, and the civvies just fucking watched. Tomorrow there will be no shortage of fries. No shortage of burgers. I know you understand.

My kitchen is so desperate for cash that we no longer have a last orders and have to cook whatever a walk-in wants when we're cleaning down the kitchen before close.

>>218315452
BOH wage costs are stupid high at the best of times, so you're probably going to be out of a job there pretty soon if that's their response to trying to make ends meet.

I think the job would be less stressful if the people just didn't throw temper tantrums every 5 minutes

>>218315481
90% of people who get into cooking like this are mental children or literally children.

>>218315289
anon, they're literally, LITERALLY shown LITERALLY moving them as that line plays

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>>218304814
>>218304819
Kek

I can still remember the screams, they never leave you. The orders coming in
>clack-A-clack-A-clack-A-clack-A-clack-A
We lost so many greenhorns on the hot friers and even more of them at the dishwasher. Some of them I had to carry out on my shoulders to the medevac - ODs.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and my wife finds me curled up on the ground in the kitchen, eggs sizzling in the pan, steaks in the oven, vegetables half chopped on the countertop.
It doesn't just destroy you, but it destroys the countless lives around you too.
This post goes to every woman, wife and girlfriend who stood by a cook and continues to stand by them.
>thousandyardhottopstare.jpg

>>218315546
Everyone thinks soldiers have it bad but soldiers retire from the military where as a cook has to still cook all his own meals. Let that sink in.

>be me
>walking home from work at nearly 9pm
>want a sweet treat for after dinner (homecooked, waiting for me)
>get to store, they closed at 8:30
>hop into pizza shop next door
>have them make me a fresh batch of jelly donuts
>they close at 9
Not my problem, stores shouldn't close so early. People need food. They were pissed, but It was only really hot Stacies working there so I really hope they spat in them or rubbed them on their cunts or something.

>>218307423
what about custom kitchen delivery?

>>218304756
>NO LETTUCE??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING CIVVIES!!!!! ARGHHHHHH

>>218311705
You turn it once.
t.actual chef who laughs at chefs who stress themselves over bullshit.

>>218314117
I might start doing that as a lark