Got bored of this bong wick slop in 30 minutes and turned it off

>>218306957
t. ambiguous gendered zoomer

Statham is king of ex-military must protect the girl kinography. I'm sure Mutiny is gonna be another one.

idk, my parents always want to watch the latest statham film, i've seen almost all of them (they always ask me to download them and use my HDMI, like a good boy)...

i still think that crank is the only good movie he has done. it's always the fucking same:
>be a good guy (jason statham)
>somebody kidnaps your daughter (or somehow does something unjust to some innocent person)
>be also badass (who just wants to mind his own business)
>blow the evil guy up
>repeat 100 times

crank was actually funny and entertaining. well, i guess there's a new movie that my parents want to be downloaded next time i see them.

>>218307049
Ok, so? You're expecting it to be some kind of high art? Why isn't Jason Statham kicking ass enough for you? Why are you so ungrateful? There's one of the best car chases I've seen in a while in this one though.

>>218306933
It's another entry in the "Jason Statham plays a man doing a job but he's actually a retired or inactive special forces operative that goes through a rampage."
If you've seen one, you've seen them all.
The twist is that this time he's got no job.

>>218306933
Simple as
I see staham
I dont watch
Defo gonna be shlop

>>218306933
What was the last real movie he was in?

>>218306933
>from the director of SHOT CALLER
I liked that movie a lot, is this a certified kino then.?

>>218307691
Yes

Also watch
>FELON (2008)

>>218307371
>the midwit can't into genre movies
Story as old as time

>>218306933
why is he only in bad movies? He's a decent actor and can fight and doesn't afraid of anything

>>218309273
He's staying in his lane. Not everyone wants to be a gay sad clown like timothy chalomet

>>218307633
The guy richie movie. Wrath of man., It was OK, fell apart a bit at the end.

>>218307321
Limey Rock

>>218306933
Very boring, watched it because I like bearded baldo but it was meh and I don't like all the surveillance shit and all the foreigners in positions of power.

>>218309343
Ah yes the one where he's actually a presumed dead ultimate king of the gangsters, a nice change of pace.

>>218307049
I kinda liked Beekeeper, if only for Josh Hutcherson as Hunter Biden

>>218306933
Liam Neeson wannabe

>>218307049
>i still think that crank is the only good movie he has done
I dug Revolver even though it was trying too hard.

>>218309492
Was that the name of his island in Shelter?

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>>218306933
I watched it for she
The part where she's recovering in the cabin it feels like it would be better if it wasn't a Jason Statham movie because then we'd be with her in her uneasiness about this man

I just watched Wrath of Man on youtube. It was ok.

>>218306933
They want $20 to rent this AT HOME. Nah.

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Orphan? Dame?