I’ve always hated Clerks. That shit was never funny.
>Pop culture reference
>Sex joke
>Pop culture reference
>Sex joke
Always hated that shit

>>218307534
He would do better if he died from that heart attack.

>>218307534
I thought Dark Knight Rises was unironically amazing and told everyone how it tied the trilogy together when it came out

>>218307534
>One day, a 9- or 10-year-old, whom Smith says he has never seen since, instructed him and a 6-year-old unnamed female friend to “put our mouths on each other’s genitals.”
snoogins

I like the movie Blonde

>>218307619
>plot twist:
this happened 5 years ago

>>218307611
it feels that way when you watch it for the first time. subsequent rewatches make you see exactly what was wrong with it.
i’ve rewatched batman begins and TDK countless times but only rewatched rises a few times.

his movie "The Walrus" is genuinely kino

There's so many that I would never admit to you guys

>>218307534
I used to love the movie Kung Pow Enter the Fist before I became an adult and realized it was unsophisticated low-brow comedy

That might be mine too. I know the others wont, but I wonder if Clerks 2 holds up

>>218307534
I still like Dogma. Not much else though.

>>218307534
I liked Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Clerks 2 when i was a young teenager, but thats the age where people saying fuck and shit is funny in itself

jay and silent bob strike back is still funny as hell

>>218307801

Wait til you get to the stage where dumb absurdist comedy becomes sophisticated and sophisticated comedy becomes pretentious.

>>218307586
Holy sheeeeeit. I'll do the mobile captcha for ya soldier. True spirit.

NUGGA NOOTCH!

>>218307791
Describe what makes it kino in detail, I dare you.

>>218307534
I enjoyed tlj and tros upon my first viewings
to be fair, I was in middle school

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>>218307534
I once loved Sin City.

>>218307534
dogma holds up fine.

>>218307534
probably getting his taint owned by his wonderful wife

>>218308423
*pwned

>>218307619
He was bragging in podcasts how he got girls from his young age even though he was a fat fuck, because he was good at eating pussy.
But suddenly it's traumatic and he has ptsd.
I have ptsd from no girls wanting to fuck me in my teens.

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>>218307534
I'd rather watch piece of shit direct to DVD Seagal movies than most new stuff.

>>218307534
What's there to love? Clerks was a good little indie flick, the rest was complete hogwash.

>>218307801
I used to hate the movie Kung Pow Enter the Fist before I became an adult and realized it was unsophisticated low-brow comedy

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>>218308404
I haven't seen Dogma for 25 years, but would re-watch it for her.

>>218308471
Of course you do, Marina, that's why he lives over there.

>>218308505
Over there being the $5 walmart bargain bin dvd pile.

chasing amy is really cringe and brings the already mediocre series or whatever the fuck it is down a lot.

>>218307574
Clerks was great. It was also local for us which is also part of the appeal, but it was good. Clerks 2 went off the rails.

>>218307534
It ended with clerks too and hes been on a humiliation ritual ever since

>>218307534
I used to like Paulie Shore and his movies.

>>218308496
For white guys she is the apex female sexually. For brown guys she's mid.

>>218307534
clerks to J&SBSB is pure kino. clerks II was decent. the rest of his catalogue is absolute garbage

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>>218309687
For brown guys this is 10/10.

I love Kevin Smith movies!! Snoogins.

>>218309763
Ripe for bearing my children.

>>218307815
Clerks still holds up great, Clerks 2 and Dogma are like borderline still good, the rest of his stuff doesn't or was always shit. Imo. I tried to watch Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back like 5 years ago and it was painful.

Look at his eyes. Dude is a rabid narcissist obsessed with getting any and all attention he can.

Never forget what he did to He-Man.

>>218308471
lmao same

after dogma he lost it all . . .
clerks 3 is an abomination