Does it come with hot dogs?

>>218309003
It comes with a free Subaru.

>>218308984
Only if they serve grape drinks

Let's all head to the Comet Ping-pong basement table
I hear Bush will be going full sicko mode on a brown child's face before eating a toddlers torn out intestines

>>218308984
omg guys that stuff was debunked there's nothing weird about spirit cooking parties or baby shaped cakes filled with red ooze to simulate blood and guts you guys are weird WEIRD WIERD!

>>218308984
As long as she didn't touch the box or breath heavily in its direction... maybe, but probably no.

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>>218308984
No way she sacrificed Anne Heche in order to gain access to the inner circle of the Hollywood cabal. Ellen would never do that!

>>218308984
Who said she was funny?

>>218308984
Only if it has infant body parts

>>218308984
Didn't it come out that's she's one of the biggest cannibals in Hollywood?

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>>218308984
she literally murdered anne heche

>>218309771
Rightoid meme but deserved

>>218310167
and ate her

>>218308984
oh my science they're just like us! Look they're eating pizza like us normal people!

>>218309345
>baby shaped cakes
Wait, did they have those? I don't remember that.

>>218308984
>enjoy your anchovie pizza ma'am
>I didn't order anchovies

>>218308984
Now THAT’S Molochian!

>>218309407
I know you’re implying that Anne Heche wasn’t dead in that video, but she was. She suffered 3rd degree internal burns. Every organ inside her was torched. So the steam and heat inside her was actually causing her dead body to move on its own briefly while her body’s temperature tried to equalize with the temperature outside.

>>218310808
>Every organ inside her was torched
Weren't her organs donated after death

>>218310359
yeah at their spirit cooking parties.

>>218310808
Steamed heche?

>>218310808
>Dead bodies sit up and flail around on the gurney because of steam
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>>218311518
She wasn’t reported dead on the scene, she died later in the hospital. The bag is to prevent infection or something, she was still alive (barely) and the fire crew were aware that she was alive and we’re trying to get her to help it’s not a conspiracy
Ellen does eat children thoufh

>>218311565
Her car was remotely driven into a house thoughbeit. Totally not a conspiracy because it was just a prankster who acted alone.

>>218309407
>>218311657
It is a conspiracy
>E9
>Ellen Degeneres
>Degeneres has 9 letters
Ellen did this

>>218311712
No, it was a prankster who acted alone. The fact she was making a documentary about Hollywood trafficking babies when she was killed is a cohencidence.

>>218310955
Donated? yes...
TO BAAL!

>>218311518
have you not seent hose wacky inflatable arm swinging guys?
>>218311712
>E9
>9 letters
I don't really think anything of that stuff but I already know it was ellen and the cult who killed her.

>>218311657
>Her car was remotely driven into a house thoughbeit
The official story is that she was just nuts and intoxicated and drive the car herself. Where did you get the remote control idea from?

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>>218312672
I don't respond to foreigners, sorry.

I'll have a thin and crispy moloch pizza with double cheese

Sort of sucks having blue eyes. mine are always red without eye drops

>>218312846
get sunglasses

>>218313187
not wrong. never owned a pair in my life. and staring at a fucking computer screen doesnt help

>>218313196
do bongs really not have sun?

>>218308984
Don't ever say "Za" again.

>>218309012
Kek