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>Is this "Absolute Kino" your wish? Anonymous 03/03/26(Tue)00:41:49 No.218309609 [Reply]▶
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>needs 1000 souls
>goes to a huge prison
>grants wishes like an evil djinn so that everyone can see his wishes only bring immediate ruin on the wisher
>notices many of the prisoners decline to take him up on his wish offer after
Sub-90 IQ djinns are fucking kino
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>>218309706
What movie/show?
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I haven't seen Wishmaster in years...were there any stupid gay ass rules he had to abide by? Because based on >>218309706 wouldn't it make more sense it hit up an old folks home or a fucking day care center? Old people wouldn't know any better and little kids would just wish for ponies and other retarded shit without a care regardless of how awful it went for the person asking for wishes before them.
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>>218310113
>"I wish I was never born"
>Just reverse ages into nothing, but still existed and is referenced several times in the movie as having existed up until his death
what a wackass djinn, didn't even do his wish, just killed him, lmao.
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>>218310213
it's low-budget slop, but it had some great little scenes. works better as a comedy than a horror film for me. if you have low expectations, it should entertain you.
i kinda liked the b-plot of the movie with her character, it's very cheap and sleazy, but it's done ina tongue-in-cheek way to work up the sexy angle. the actress became a voice actress, saw an recent interview of hers about this movie, I was under the impression she admitted to sleep with the director during the audition to get the part. she didn't say it outright, but that was the impression i got.
>>218310196
the rules are pretty inconsistent and not well thought-out
>>218310228
because that's how they refer to him in the movie
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>>218309609
mandela effect story
having seen one of the Wishmaster movie once long ago, I became convinced that at one point there was a man who wished to be "eaten" (in a sexual sense) by beautiful women and the Djinn granted his wish in the form of a pair of hot vampire women who eat the guy in a literal sense
but recently looking a synopses, reviews and video clips of these movies I couldn't find a single mention of the scene I just described
I'm now practically certain I completely made it up subconsciously
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>>218310196
There are supposed to be rules but he'll occasionally just break them with no consequence. A security guard outsmarted him by wishing he would go away but as he was walking away the guy said "yeah the only way you would get in here is by going through me" or something along those lines and the Wishmasters just like "haha wish granted" and turned him into a glass door that he walked through like it was liquid and then he just explodes for some reason.
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So you're telling me these guys are evil wish granting little shits?
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