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>Oh Rollo, if you truly knew what gods have in store for you you would go down now and dance naked on the beach
But instead he marries a BPD french girl who breaks his nose for going out with the lads, how is it winning?
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>>218309815
It's roman Polanski's daughter. Could be worse
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>>218309815
>hot french princess
>descendants would go on to be kings
>left the show when it was only terrible not complete dogshit
Sounds like he won to me.
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>hot
>french
>princess
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>>218309815
he became duke of normandy and mogged his brother, which is what he always wanted.
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>>218309815
>uh I'm just gonna switch sides again now lul but I'm your brother so it won't matter in a season
fuckin obnoxious everytime they use that basic bitch plot on a show
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>>218309923
>hot
Wouldn't
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>>218309945
But when you accept Christianity can you still get into Valhalla?
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>>218310253
Sure. Why would Odin care if you pray to another god?
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>>218310253
Keked
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Because when Gods don't have enough people to worship them they'll lose their power and have to start working in a slaughterhouse.

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