>>218309974
God damnit.

>>218309974
lots of cancer recently, vax status?

This fucking sucks.

>>218309974
“Treatable not curable” is the modern Marxist approach to medicine where they don’t even bother trying to prevent or cure disease anymore.

Why does God take the good ones? Is it something I said?

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>>218310089
You're a fucking imbecile. You're also a twat for trying to derail the thread with your cranial garbage.

>>218310089
>Marxist
You clearly have not idea what that word even means

He praised the DEI remake of Evil Dead so this is just God's way of punishing him. He will rot in Hell when he dies for his sins.

>>218310128
Cancer is absolutely curable. Even stage IV. There’s just no attempts to do so unless you’re a billionaire that can afford it because again - >>218310137 - Marxist philosophy as it’s applied to every institution is inherently subversive and life devaluing. Stomp your feet like little bitches, but that’s the way it goes now.

The first Evil Dead movie was ok. The second one sucked. Can people stop pretending now? You’re not a “cool cult film fan”, you’re a faggot and nobody cares about your fake cultivated interests

>>218310089
Shut up, retard.

>>218310180
Eat shit

>>218310128
You are a raging retard go get AIDS

>>218310204
except nobody agrees with you

>>218310089
Chemo combined with fenben/ivm/dmso is good. Allopathic kills even the good cells (destroy your old baseline with "not my problem"), so you need to support a semblance of baseline and build it up.

>>218309974
>67 years old

It sucks, but he's up there. 70 and beyond is just downhill anyway.

>>218309974
67.... just a fucking kid....

>>218310057
Turbocancer

Glad to be a pureblood here

>>218309974
no

>>218310089
Cancer is our friend and ally.

Wonder if that's why he wasn't in Send Help physically
>>218310265
He was still doing decent physical comedy in Dr.Strange

>>218310089
You can cure cancer because its a constant when you are old. You can only keep removing it.

>>218310089
Take a break from this site, for your own good.

>>218310230
Go re-watch Evil Dead 2 now and force yourself to pretend you’re having a good time like a cuck, that will show me

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>>218310215
>nooo you can’t just disrespect the Bill Murray of horror!
Shut up cuck, stop trying to be a “pop culture guy”. You’re a faggot and nobody is interested in your fake personality

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>>218310089
NTA and not what marxism has to do with it but I will say as someone who has seen friends and family members recently go through the vagaries of cancer "treatment" I do kind of find it irritating that all they guarantee is that you will still die at the end of all of it. Yeah, they do all kinds of shit to you. They pump you full of poison, they cut things off, they do innumenrable tests and throw around numbers and then in the end you just die anyway.

And supposedly you die much later than you would have otherwise and that makes it all worth it but how does anyone know how long it would have actually taken if you just did nothing and didn't irradiate yourself and lose all your hair and turn into a wraith and just died at your appointed hour. There's no way to make a cost / benefit analysis because you can't compare the results to anything. Whatever happens, they can just say that's what was always going to happen, even if it was futile and caused you a lot of pain to extend your life by like a week, or maybe not at all. "you were going to die anyway so it's not our fault when you do" basically absolves the doctors of any responsibility and the one thing that is certain is that all this shit is expensive as fuck and they do as much of it as possible.

I read his autobiography a long time ago. He's a funny writer.

>>218310089
Modern medicine is better than ever. Let me guess you’re antivax as well? Anti-mask? I’m sure you’re just taking a break between doing surgeries to post here since you seem to know sooo much about modern medicine.

>>218310180
Zoomer, you will never be a kid and laugh your ass off at Army of Darkness. Lmao, I feel sorry for you.

>>218309974
kek another woke redditor bites the dust

>>218309974
this needs a sticky more than half the deaths this is a sad one :(
hope he can get better.

>>218310057
processed food is literally the real cause

>>218310095
Raimi poisoned him as a bit

>>218310199
it doesnt matter if you are a billionaire, look at steve jobs

>>218310199
Nothing about that is Marxist you have not idea about political theory whatsoever.

>>218310505
steve jobs died for being retarded and thinking he could cure cancer with an indian hippie banana-only diet or something like that.

>>218310089
isn't prostate cancer “Treatable not curable” and you can live with that until you die of old age

>>218310505
not them but jobs actively rejected any treatment and drank fruit and veg juice. >>218310537 isn't joking.

>>218310155
Why do people speak like Hell is a good thing? You don't see how evil this makes you?

Bubba Ho-Tep is a good movie. Please watch it in his honor.

>>218310545
van der beek also apparently didn't choose to undergo proven methods of cancer treatment either iirc. most of the people dying from cancer nowadays have an extremely aggressive late stage form of it or are genuinely retarded and refuse proven treatments.

>>218309974
F

>>218310345
Fuck off

>>218310089
Stupid unwanted /pol/ posts like yours should be grounds for permab&

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>>218309974
It's over

>>218310543
depends. an uncle got it detected early. they did remove his prostate and got chemo but he's still live two decades later. a friend's dad got it diagnosed when it was already spreading to his bones, died a couple months later

>>218310609
I get trying different methods or not just trusting the doctors but jobs is notoriously stupid given the funding and access he had.

>>218309974
Bruce will kick cancer’s ass.

>>218310651
Oh, so you think there's no God and you believe humans are stupid, right?

Army of Darkness > Evil Dead 2 > Evil Dead > the TV show

>>218310680
NTA but what??

>>218310089
This is sublime bait if not sincere.

>>218310137
t. dummy

>>218310089
This guy is right, why are nonwhites whining about MUH /pol/ AND VAX?

>>218309974
That fucking sucks…

>>218310460
>kek another woke redditor
how is bruce campbell woke?

>>218310697
For him to believe all diseases can't be cured, he'd have to believe that God can't give us the solution or humans are too stupid to come up with it on their own.

>>218310562
Already did. It was good.

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>>218310345
you're a faggot who posts soijaks, you're going to die alone

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>>218309974
GODDAMNIT SAM

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>>218309974
>More like Evil soon to be Dead

>>218310562
always relevant:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772503164212811.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772503164212811.mp4

>>218310180
I like Bruce Campbell. He's made plenty of kino and doesn't seem crazy or an asshole.

>>218309974
We still need Bruce Campbell, Robert Englund and Doug Bradley around. I’m not ready for those, bros.

I think the Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi friendship is cute.

>>218310680
Excuse me???

>>218309974
Someone get him a chainsaw so he lop the cancer off.

>>218310872
Do you not understand the question?

>>218310128
>>218310206
>>218310305
>>218310314
>>218310369
>>218310404
>>218310651
>>218310543
>>218310708
https://youtu.be/X9x02-SB1sk

Video about recent studies showing effectiveness of Fenbendazole in treating cancer and the ignorance among doctors to use it. If you actually trust most modern doctors to know what they're doing you're retarded. I wouldn't trust any doctor under age 50. Medical malpractice is one of the leading causes of death with some studies placing it at the THIRD leading cause of death. They can and will misdiagnose your cancer until you're on death's door. It's more likely than not because doctors these days hate their jobs, they don't want to run tests for you, they don't want to do biopsies. They just want you out the door and they know there is a 99% chance nothing will ever happen to them no matter how incompetent they are.

>>218310180
Yes.

>>218309974
It's over

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>>218310929
>Fenbendazole in treating cancer
Lmao you can automatically discount this crap when you hear a "-zole" drug being pushed for cancer. "-zole" means antifungal

>>218310929
Last time I saw a specialist he didn't look at the MRI he had me take because his nurse was out sick and the other nurse didn't know how to log onto the portal. They really care about us.

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>218310180
>218310345
You're not white

>>218309974
Damn hope he gets better, I always found him funny especially in Spiderman

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Parasites cause cancer, people cured their cancer with dewormer meds

https://youtu.be/70yyHUzq-sU?si=JKHhnGZAgSuReONX

There is nothing funnier than watching people try to contend with their mortality. I can't help but laugh at all the commenters here who are saying
>oh no guys, cancer is totally curable. It's just just the doctors don't want to because because BECAUSE they just don't want to okay!?
I'm sorry you only just found out recently that life isn't fair and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>218311046
I thought it was when cells replicate uncontrollably almost like they’re rebelling against the body.

>>218311046
OMG JOE ROGAN IS TAKING HORSE VIAGRA HE'S INSANE

>>218310995
Yeah, that's why it's overlooked dumbass. The video is just a doctor reading studies about its efficacy in treating cancer.

>>218311001
My last doctor prescribed me an NDRI and when I told him it gave me insomnia he proceeded to Google the drug (Wellbutrin) click the link for WebMD and then tell me "I don't see insomnia listed here so I don't know what to tell you"

This wasn't a Nurse practitioner, it was an actual doctor

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>>218310995
k

>>218310929
Medical worker here. Part of the problem is we have too many jeet doctors in the US. One of our "top" hospice doctors is a jeet and he constantly has language barrier issues. Imagine that you're dying and you can't understand what your doctor is saying.

>>218311101
Cancer isn't a single 'disease' which is why you can't really 'cure' it. Or rather the cure won't be a single pill or shot. Sometimes it can be caused by a virus, sometimes environmental effects, sometimes physical trauma, sometimes its genetic, and sometimes its just a random replication error at the wrong point in time.

>>218311214
kek I believe it. Also, do not take SSRI's or NDRI's. Start exercising.

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>>218310656
Not shitposting here
This message reads "This guy is fucking dead in 2026" doesn't it?

If Optimus Primal can beat his cancer, I think Ash Wiliams can do it too.

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HE AIN'T GONNA BE IN EVIL DEAD 4

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>it’s definitely a c word

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>>218310057
vaxxed
https://screenanarchy.com/2021/10/interview-bruce-campbell-might-be-the-hardest-working-actor-in-hollywood.html

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recommended kinos for today's news:

>>218311303
Fuck you, I laughed.

>>218311317
f
rip in the chat boyos

>>218310204
You don't know shit, kid.
Evil Dead 2 is a classic.
Evil Dead 3 (Army Of Darkness) is pure swashbuckling , Ray Harryhausen tier kino.
The series Ash Vs. The Evil Dead gets better as it goes along & with all its nods to the original films, bucket loads of gore, & Zena Whatever Her Sexy Ass Name Is starring as the series villain, it's more than a worthy addition, right down to the finale that links it up with the original intended ending of AoD.

>>218310505
Who's Steve Jobs?

It's over. He gave us a clue in the Doctor Strange movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo3iL_GjI_8

>>218311220
Because it went from a calling and you could do very well with a practice.
Once it gets treated as a for profit industry, and malpractice suits are through the roof and you're stuck with bad pay for a lot of work and stress.
IDK, I worked as an orderly for a very short period of time in college.
It was a temp job, and I had known people who worked at that same hospital as janitors. That's what they made the job seem like. I remember when they asked how I felt about 'blood and nudity' and I was like 20, and in my head I thought "I FUCKING LOVE BLOOD AND NUDITY."
Then about 20 minutes into my first day I realized how badly I had fucked up, and being an orderly in the OR just fucking sucks because you're doing the shit work the nurses don't even want to do.
My first day was this big black lady getting a hysterectomy an I had to hold her legs as they took down the stirrups and lift the legs when we moved her to the gurney, and I can still see that giant stitched horse pussy packed full of fucking gauze.
And the thing no one made me ready for was how the inside of a body fucking stinks in a way that you can't get out of your nose, ever.
Or jesus, the suction canisters, each one is a clear plastic big-gulp looking cup filled with a different bodily fluid, still at body temperature, and kick-pans with just chunks of a person in it.
I think what made me go look for another job was having to hold this lady's leg up while they amputated it, and then making me take it across the hospital to pathology.

>>218309974
shit. He's a legend, hope his "treatment" goes well.

>>218311303
The rumor was Raimi had 3 new Evil Dead movies coming out, we already got 1 and the next one is coming soon all introducing new characters and necromonicoms and then a 4th movie where he acts like a Nick Fury type bringing them all together. That ain't happening now

>>218311434
Is the one from the 2010s coming back

>>218310155
>rot in Hell
he will cut Satan's head off with his chainsaw
>>218310180
this but unironically, fuck you if you don't appreciate how kino he is.
>>218310345
>>218310357
>>218310460
go back

>>218310693
this except the TV show was the best.

>>218311317
TWO MORE WEEKS

>>218311472
I've never seen the show.
>>218311473
your father would be proud

His movie he recently produced, directed and starred in looks like shit sadly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q_SXgrEHAg
The topic of the movie being his wife died so he now has to live his life without her being bad timing

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>>218311533
poster is unironically hilarious

>>218311533
>Bruce Campbell fucks the yellow power ranger
wow ok

>>218311510
>never seen the show
you should it was great

>>218311554
That is a big ass urn.

Always said cancer is the great equalizer. No matter your wealth if it chooses you its inevitable

>>218311533
Boy does that look homemade, but I'd watch it for him.

>>218311533
This isn't a movie but a love letter to the state of Oregon

>>218311533
>wife dies
>even in death orders husband around and make him do retarded financial decisions like buying an RV

>>218311340
>Zena
I have to go with Kelly was hotter in the context of the show. Also, *Xena, but you said or whatever, so fair enough.

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>>218311589
That is good to hear.

>>218311673
Could movies be feminized any further?

>>218311701
Bruce is probably one of those retarded happy wife happy life boomers

>>218309974
>Literal who
board is supposed to be for /tv/ related stuff

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>>218310929
>Have tendonitis in my shoulders
>Look up ways to deal with, one procedure called shockwave therapy is non-invasive, simple and low risk, they just blast it with sound waves to break up calcium deposits and promote healing
>Go for a -single- treatment
>doctor tears my rotator cuff
>Immense fucking pain for weeks and now insane future medical bills to address the cuff tear
Actually looking into a lawyer to sue but I'm not optimistic

>>218311851
Who is this ho?

I'm crying

>>218311746
This. Bruce Campbell only has 174 acting credits.

>>218310180
Truth nuke

>>218311851
yep, I avoid going to doctors as much as possible. I woke up one day with weird shoulder pain, couldn't work out for years because of that. I didn't go to a doctor, I didn't think for a second that they could figure out what's wrong, or that they would care or that they would know how to fix it, or that they would not make it worse.

>>218311533
>indica is like if you want your skull to cave into your skull
Weed has been legal too long for movies to be this off about it still. Indica is a relaxing body high while sativa is more of a head high

>>218311862
I'm not going to tell you because you were disrespectful.

>>218311862
stop gooning

>>218311851
The answer is always exercise. Good luck finding the right ones. I'd recommend relax into stretching and super joints by that russian guy pavel. He's silly for marketing purposes but the info is rock solid old world stuff.

>>218311101
Thats what jews want you to think to keep you sick and pay for their meds

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>>218311814
You dont have to be Christian to think the vaxx was obviously made to cull the worlds population

>>218311879
jej You funny.

>>218309974
rip

>>218311980
Didn't work, did it?

>>218310656
Seems like a down to earth no bullshit kind of guy

>>218310653
Captain Supermarket is one of my favorite movies.

>>218312003
Millions are dead and millions more became infertile after the shot and billions have nanobots in their body, look up how vaccined people have a bluetooth signal and they could kill people with 5G

>>218312021
I just like that he is an actor that isn't preachy with his politics. I assume he is super far left but he doesn't talk about it and thats cool believe in whatever you want I don't give a fuck don't alienate 50% of your fans for internet clout and he is one of the few that resists politics

>>218312085
> assume he is super far left
Why?

>>218312093
Hollywood actor and he lives in Oregon. That's two double whammies but as I said I don't give a fuck he can be a full blown communist for all I care but he is old school and man enough to keep that to his chest

>>218310057
Yeah i met him in 2021 and he was retarded with social distancing when we doing the photo op. He made us stand opposite to him.

>>218312234
Was everyone retarded about it? It could have been the location forcing him to do that

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>>218309974
Chill bros he might make it five more years or maybe ten. I mean its still sad though but everyone dies I suppose. I am typing this teary eyed don't get me wrong.

>>218312268
Yea but depending on the treatment he just may fade away from the public because if he becomes a skinny bald husk of a man I know he doesn't want his fans to see him.

>>218312247
My dentist pulled my teeth out instead of giving me a root canal becaus he was afraid I'd get covid and spread it if I had multiple appointments. I was dying if an infection literally so I just went with it

>>218312247
No it was just him. The venue didnt require masks or anything

why would a doctor or pharma company want to cure you when they can make you a life long customer by just treating your symptoms?

Bruce Campbell gets cancer snd the first thing you do is try make it about woke shit? Chuds are just as bad insufferable faggots.

>>218311851
So did the shockwave hurt you or are you saying you didn't do that and trusted a doctor once and got fucked?

I didn't even know he was sick.

>>218309974
Noooo god damn it

>>218312355
Shut up fence sitter

Karma for his jealousy towards Duke Nukem

>>218312003
>anon doesn't know China's population

>>218312078
I'm sure the CIA researching mind control via vaccines is just a random lolzy thing they're doing.
NPC's deserve to be killed though look at these fucktards defending covid vax in 2026.

>>218312357
I did the shockwave and the doctor doing it tore my cuff

>>218311220
>Imagine that you're dying and you can't understand what your doctor is saying
YOU ARE BLOODY BITCH DYING! BLOODY FUCK DEATH!

>>218311915
>zoomers let psyops turn a functioning libido into a demonic possession that must be avoided at all costs

>>218312482
I am hypermobile and I got an appointment to do prolotherapy because I thought it might fix my back pain. Doctor was indian. I decided not to do it and bought a roman chair. That's pretty much fixed it.

>>218310995
yes, and cancer is caused by fungus

>>218311862

That's a comics journalist named Sara Lima and it's like a 20 year old photo.

>>218310505
>>218310545
>>218310537
jobs had aids you retards, he got it from all the epstein diddy parties

>>218311214
Just going to get worse too with every college student using chatgtp to do all their work instead of actually studying

the fucking sam raimi retrospectives did it, didn't they. fuck

>>218312480
Oh yeah, the great minds who also say Cuba has death rays

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>>218310995
>Fenbendazole
>"-zole" means antifungal
No retard, it means the chemical compound is an azole, which is a specific type of a cyclic compound.
I use benzoteiazole in my darkroom as a fog restrainer when developing film, not to cure the dick fungus that your mom gave me last night.

>>218312613
What is a death ray? The CIA was my source for the vaccine mind control thing lol They probably made up MK Ultra and Operation Paperclip you're right.

>>218312763
you're responding to a glowie

>>218311851
Shockwave is actually amazing when it's done right.

>>218310089
Shut the fuck up that’s the modus operandi of capitalism

>>218311924
Doctor Pavel?

>>218309974
I enjoyed his lil cameo in Send Help

>>218312992
Pavel Tsatsouline
https://cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/body_and_health/Pavel%20Tsatsouline%20-%20Relax%20into%20Stretch%20(2001).pdf

https://cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/body_and_health/Pavel%20Tsatsouline%20-%20Super%20Joints.pdf

>>218309974
F

>>218309974
He'll pull through still praying he lives through 2-3 max.

Prayer works through tough times.

>>218313156
what does praying do?

>>218313205
You ask me anon, prayer does work worst times time life.

>>218310057
gonna be fun seeing measles and mumps killing again thanks to you fuckin retards

>>218312234
maybe he just didn't want to stand next to a sweaty nerd

>>218313222
yeah I did ask you because I don't know the answer. I don't know what it does or how to do it even though I went to church as a kid.

>>218310552
Most “Christians” are fake and don’t practice what the scripture teaches. They just use it to be fear mongers and be hateful.

>>218310089
Cancer is genetic, you can't "prevent it", dumbass CHUD

>>218313300
Used to be a chaplinSometimes I take too long in doing prayers, the average prayer is 3-5minutes long. I talk fast or mumbled in my prayers but sometimes I get it right or put emphasis on it. Don't be discourage even if you do a short because God always listens to you prayers.

>>218309974
>treatable not curable
isnt this the case with all cancer? You go into remission and get 6 monthly check ups to make sure it is under control?

>>218311385
i know you want me to say ligmaballs but i bet most zoomers don't know who he was

>>218313677
Depends on the type, some need regular ongoing treatment to keep it in check. Usually the less fun ones.

>>218310057
Obviously vaccinated. People who get vaccinated die old, and most people who die old die of cancer.

>>218313885
Bruce is double-vaxxed and doesn't forced people to take the vaxx. Prostate cancer is treatable though and still believe he could pull it off.

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>>218310057
>literally anything happens
>"it's the vaxx!"

>>218313972
stay blind

My day is fucking ruined. This is like telling a kid Spongebob died

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>>218310094
What could pawsibly go wrongggg

>>218313659
You used to be a chaplain but you can't spell it

>>218314149
>You used to be a chaplain but you can't spell it
I can spell faggot to your face while fucking you doggystyle bitch.

>>218312355
This. OP read that headline and the first thing that comes to his mind is to make it about himself on this husky shell of a forum.

>>218313296
Anytime now, anytime
While we wait www.pfizer.com/refunds for all your needs little man

>>218312268
>Multiple Myeloma

That's what my father died from when he was about Bruce's age. He had kidney failure and a lot of cognitive issues before he went. Pretty rough way to go. Bruce will probably make to 70 or 71 at least, hopefully he can get some good treatment

>>218310552
This. It's only God's place to judge. Not random humans. You should never wish that shit on anyone.

>>218309974
:(

>>218311600
For you.

>>218310089
Yes. Because giant pharma companies run by billionares are the epitome of Marxism. Though to be fair, most middle class Marxist retards blindly support big pharma because thebso called "leftist" politicians have been bought by them.
Sadly there is certainly more money in treating cancer than curing it in today's society. I have heard enough during my bio degree classes about the questionable ethics of various companies. And I say that as a capitalist who dislikes Marxists.
Anyway, I hope it is a more "treatable" form of cancer that Bruce has. I hope thet can beat it back.
Damn. Was just talking with relatives about cancer in the family.

>>218311554
>Cerina Vincent
Now that's a name I haven't fapped to in a long time.

>>218312268
>>218314665
>Blood cancer
Well... shit.

>>218310280
Ileiad I can see you

More like Bruce Cancer

Hope he dies in agony.

>>218314231
That doesnt sound very chaplain of you to say

>>218310656
Looks like he has a year left at most. Sad.

>>218309974
he better not be a retard about this like val kilmer and james van der beek

>>218313996
stay retarded

>>218316051
what did they do?

>>218310199
>Marxism is when the wealthy and political classes exist in a different class to everyone else with greater access to resources and no punishment for their crimes
Holy shit, what was Karl Marx thinking?

>>218316341
>Why did the miserable selfish lazy evil fuck make an ideology that makes you exactly like him
A real mystery

>>218310089
Under Britbong social medicine unfortunately the main goal seems to be keeping worthless fucking boomer scum alive forever and every effort is put into not letting cancer or heart disease do their job and then crying about old farts finally dying of flu when they're a hundred years old.

>>218310089
I agree that some diseases are purposefully manufactured but making it solely about marxism is fucking retarded. If anything, it a capitalistic problem where money is more important than treating people.

>>218309974
Not him...

>>218311340
Kelly is way underrated too. That actress was a recurring character on Craig Ferguson’s show too, where she would come in as a CBS executive or something, but she’s got that “sexy librarian” look going on, and there’s a bit where she’s dancing, and starts pouring a pitcher of water on herself, and it’s really goddamn hot.

I put her in the same category of “underrated waifu” as the chick who plays Nami in the live-action One Piece show. I met her at a con, and I’ve kind of been smitten with her ever since.

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>>218316431
>Reddit

>>218310057
Yes it's the vax goyim. Ignore the deepfried slop that you eat

>>218316901
There's mRNA mutagens in our s(n)eed oils? Didn't know! No wonder all cancers and overall mortality rates have been going through the roof the last 3 years!

Pre-RIP, will miss you, old man...

I guess he didn't suck enough kike cock to get a presticky

>>218310656
Illness, weakness, and suffering are all ingredients that make up a normal life. People should welcome these struggles in old age and use them constructively. They don't need to be wasted or feared.

>>218313205
It works. Every day when you wake up, before you listen to the world, the flesh, and the devil, you should spend time with God.

>67 year old gets cancer from the dawn of history to 2020: Yep that makes sense. That's typically when cancer begins to show up.

>67 year old gets cancer now: WAS HE VAXXED? VAX STATUS? VAX VAX VAXXXXXXXX

You people are so monumentally retarded its impressive

>>218319928
Isn't it so convenient that heart disease, cancer, and strokes are 3 of the 4 most common causes of death in the developed world? And I can blame it all on a shot people got 5 years ago?

>>218313296
>measles
>deadly
If you die from measles you're probably so immunocompromised you'd have died from the common cold.

>>218309974

So he has stage 4? Just gotta try to control the number and size of the tumors and alleviate symptoms until the treatment stops being effective or the treatments poisons him to death.

T. Dad and uncle both have stage 4. TKI treatment gave my dad hypothyroidism and damaged his heart.

>>218313296
>gonna be fun seeing measles and mumps killing again thanks to you fuckin retards
those vaccines are not genetic gene therapy unlike your clot shot :^)
should have read the liability waiver youve signed

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>>218309974
bruce cancer

>>218310543
If you get prostate cancer when youre older like 70+ it tends to be slow growing so you do nothing cause chances are you'll die of other causes first. If you get it younger you can have your prostate surgically removed.

>>218312234
>He made us stand opposite to him.
So would I. No one is holding that against him.

>>218311325
I totally forgot he was in Maniac Cop 2

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>>218309974
FUCK.
Get better, Bruce. Army of Darkness is better than 99% of films and everyone here knows it.

>>218310656
How can you miss a cancer?

>>218316138
They died.

>>218310199
MOST cancers are curable, but it is a documented fact that some are not (CLL, for example). You should read about these exceptions before championing your own ignorance and making wild proclamations that have no basis in fact.

You won't because you've proven that you're irredeemably retarded, but you really should.

Cancer sucks and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. That being said, didn't Bruce turn into a bit of a prick and start shitting on his fans that didn't like the new Evil Dead movie?

>>218310057
>20 y/o retards can't comprehend the term 'geriatric disease'

>>218320093
Allows food manufacturers to scapegoat a shot rather than accept responsibility for transforming the american diet into eating artificial nonsense as the default diet purely to boost their profitability.

>>218320771
he's always been a prick, that doesn't mean he should have cancer

>>218314863
>>218320255
Based

>>218321053
Jesus, Raimi.

Why is everyone getting cancer? This shit makes me anxious as hell. Everyone is falling apart healthwise.

>>218321124
Kinos on experimental injections being rushed through despite the fact that every other injection had to be tested for ten years, so the acting President of the United States waved [!!] the animal testing and went straight to humans?

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>>218321124
About 20m people get it a year worldwide
Not too bad

>>218321218
>Flour
>Oil
>Milk/cheese
>Seasonings
Not a a great example of "synthetic processed slop."

>>218321124
You live long enough, you WILL get cancer. No exceptions.

Im 38 years old and 8 years ago i discovered the amazing taste of fuet sausage. Spanish dried sausage. Been eating that fucker non stop for 8 years. This is going to or already gave me colon cancer. Im too scared to get tested.

>>218310485
correct

PUFAs are killing us

>>218321421
>tfw I'm 39 and eat sausage with a breatfask bagel sandwich three or more times a weak

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>everyone that has an MRNA injection...
gonna keep on happening

>>218320093
>the frequency of these events has skyrocketed
>yeh totally common

>>218310089
He just need ivermectin and fenbendazole and lots and lots of sex with slutty nurses

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>cancer

Oh fugg

>>218309974
If it's not curable shouldn't he just spend his last days meeting fans?

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Maaaaaaan fuck cancer

>>218309974
It’s like saying brad pitt has a cold. Cancer is flu tier now.

>>218322575
Have you considered that he may want to be with his family

>>218310094
Who says he's a "Good One"??? All celebrities are pieces of shit.

>>218309974
ah well, time to pretend i suddenly love this guy like everybody else

>>218309974
>be young Bruce Campbell
>get cast in a cult horror movie
>unable to break out of low budget slop and cameos in sam raimi films
>spend rest of your life taking photos with manchildren at conventions to pay the bills
>get cancer only to be trolled by zoomers on /tv
The life of an actor

>>218322804
Yeah, nobody dies of cancer.
Fucking retard.

>>218316895
It's not fucking Reddit to want boomers dead in fucking Britbong land. We don't have any based boomers like Bruce

>>218310089
they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>218323602
Anti-boomerism is reddit it emerged from the woke Cultural Revolution the meme “OK Boomer” was a creation of Reddit and embraced by the woke left to the point were troons made New Vegas mods about it, complete with essays about how Boomers bad and racist. It’s Reddit as hell to wish the older badass generation who created all the awesome media of the 70’s to 2000’s to die of to be replaced with woke garbage generations like Zoomers.

>>218311317
Imagine taking an "experimental" injection with dubious origins so you can get on a plane.
Lol, fuck that.

>>218310727
He supported the woke evil dead reboot

>>218309974
My goal is to enjoy every second of cancer. I imagine you can get away with literally anything if you're going to die. After you piss someone off, you hit them with "Fuck you, I have terminal cancer. What are you going to do to me that my own cells aren't already doing?" The fact you're already dying is good enough for some people because it feels like God already punished you.

>>218325133
I've watched multiple people die of cancer and I gotta say, you're not gunna have that much fun with it

>>218310057
based vax status poster

>>218325133
When you have cancer you're often so crippled and wiped out by it you're not going to be doing any crazy shit to rile people up. You're either going to be stuck in some care facility or at home with family cleaning up after you. If you're alone you'll probably end up killing yourself. Its a horrible thing, nobody enjoys it or sees it as a free pass to do anything. Often they're just trying to survive to the next day as they quickly fall apart

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>>218311317
Shame.

Can't even sue if they signed a release of responsibility document like pic related.

Every other thread these days is zoomies learning cancer exists. Did your parents hide this shit from you or what?

>>218325389
Zoomers are the most sheltered generation ever while simultaneously being the most connected by the internet. Its incredible. They don't know how bad the real world is because they were too busy staring at screens for most of their life

>>218325363
Also: a whole lot of people who think "I'll have some fun while I can then let it run it's course and take me" find out the hard way that isn't how it works
The last person I knew with it, I'd describe their death as like drowning, except it took two weeks not two minutes.

>>218309974
fuck this gay ass world

>>218309974

Got to tell him the Evil Dead continuity sucks on his own touring game show.

Really though, great dude, wish him the best

https://youtu.be/AXUEJ3Gkjo8

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>>218310089
Why does this post trigger so many people?

>>218325473
Did they have hospice care with heavy painkillers? Some terminal cancer patients in Japan fit going to concerts of their favorite bands between hospice care and family visit. It's less going on a bender than just doing stuff that give them joy.

>>218325705
The world's not responsible for his cancer from hereditary predisposition, lifestyle...unless jabbed/poisoned by the environment

>>218326995
Because allopathic medicine isn't Marxist, just a dual-purpose profit model & population control for Rothchild/adjacent banksters.

>>218324597
No gramps, you ain't on the same level as Ash Williams.

>>218325133
You should take a look at cancer documentary videos. You would be lucky to even be able walk on your own.

>>218327105
Nice try zoomtard, I’m a millennial.

>>218327038
Only the very wealthy can afford good hospice care. For everyone else, it's pure suffering.

>>218310794
Cancer is Evil Carlos

>>218310505
Cancer is just a bunch of different diseases affecting a bunch of different organs.
Jobs had one that gives you 3 years to set your stuff.
An aunt had one that was pretty much removed in the early 90s just to come back with a vengeance 30 years later.
I don't know which kind of cancer he has, but I hope it be one easy to treat and not that painful

>>218309974
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

>>218310155
This. He also shilled for Evil Dead Rise and told off that guy in the theater who said it sucked

the 'evil dead' guy is gunna be dead, lol

>>218328149
same

>>218309974
More accurately, cancer is suffering from him.

>>218325133
Quit stealing Jiggy's moves

>>218310656
>>218311246
Yeah that's pretty much a goodbye post without blackpilling himself.

>>218311851
medical malpractice is one of the most common instances of lawsuits. someone will take it and the doctor's insurance will do a payout to avoid trial

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Godspeed soldier

>>218309974
Oh no, how is reddit handling this news?

>>218328611
You tell us.

why did they reboot evil dead as some gore fest shit? even the tv show did that and it was never gory (ed2 and army of darkness) the only good movies

>>218310289
>pureblood
>mixed with chicano most likely
el oh el

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>>218309974
>treatable, not curable

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Reggie gets parkinsons and alzhiemers and enters hospice last year.
Bruce gets terminal cancer.

This fucking blows, so fucking hard.

>>218311246
I think more optimistic than that.
Probably more like 2030.

NOT BRUCE YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM

>>218310095
lmao, I thought this was high art when I was younger

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>my booster has side effects?!!