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>>218311192
DORITO

The uzi and murder mean that guy is going away forever or at least a couple decades. For a souped up car?

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>>218311192
TORTELLINI!?

>>218311192
AH NEVAH NARKED ON NOBODY

>>218311192
JANNIES CAME INTO MY BOARD, DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE CATALOG, BECAUSE SOMEBODY NARCED ME OUT

>>218311966
I watched the first one recently and I thought "That was alright. Maybe I should give the sequels a shot" then remembered they have stupid shit like this.

>>218311192
TOURETTES YO

>>218312028
Anything after the soft reboot 4 is modern crap

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>>218312124
5 is the best movie in the franchise

>>218311935
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS THE JEWS!

>>218312091
N

>>218312287
E

>>218312028
>>218312124
The Fast and the Furious
>Basic movie about the illegal street racing scene. Okay for a post-9/11 movie.
2 Fast, 2 Furious
>It's literally manufactured culture, stupid shit, literally no one even 20 years ago ever talked like they did in the movie with all that "Bruh" and "Cuz" shit.... I cringed through the entire thing.
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
>It's really not a bad movie, if you started to believe that the FnF franchise was going to be an anthology of random stories about the world of street racing... but nope.
Fast & Furious
>Good movie, "soft reboot/True sequel" to the first movie. "Where are they now?" Story.
Fast Five
>Still good movie.... but kind of funny how they went from simple street racing thugs knocking off trucks... to Cartel owned banks.... almost asking, why do small-time nigger jobs if they were able rip safes from banks from the get-go?

Fast & Furious 6
>This is where the franchise jumped the shark,... going from street racing and heists... to being international super-agents doing crazy stunts.....

Fast 7
>You killed my brother

The Fate of the Furious
>Random evil Bond villian enters the scene!

Hobbs and Shaw
> Hey Rock! .. Yeah, Stathem... let's try to steal Vin Diesel's franchise!

F9
>No Dom... I am your brother!.... ...and his name if Jiang Xena!!!!

Fast X
>....cuz there's an X on the title now... and the son of the drug lord from the last good FnF movie wants revenge.

This franchise is so retarded.

>>218311628
Cars are everything to unwalkable city dwelling Walmart sharters. Burgers would castrate themselves for cars.

>>218312396
>Fast X
Dom's son becomes half black

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what's with all of the anti familia posts ITT? what happened to /tv/?

>>218312396
Just stop at 7. Han is avenged and the group retires on a high note

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>>218312396
For me? It was f&f8 where they set up "Letty wants a kid Dom wants to give her one but MUH FAMILY IN DANGER". Then cucked Letty with the literal who from the fifth movie.

>>218311192
SNEEDO

Is it true that Giselle survived?

>>218313054
>BANETTO! Mosquito men hijacked my plane, disrespected my entire agency! And you know what? It was for you, big guy!

>>218312420
But why
What exactly is the point of fast cars?
If you drive them fast then you get arrested

Someone explain this to me

>>218313844
skill issue

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>>218313090
Ever had your shit pushed in?

>>218311192
Fix your aspect ratio, you stupid shit. Do you watch everything stretched up like this?

>>218311192
that actor was kino in marco polo

>>218311192
Why did he suspect him anyways? It could have literally been anyone

>>218312396
>This franchise is so retarded.
and that's why i love it

>>218315626
Touretto was the only one with the tics

>>218312028
the first 3 are decent fun flicks with 00's style
then it just grows more and more retarded

>>218311192
TOBLERONE

>>218312512
so how did they get to a 100th floor of a skyscraper with a car in the first place?

>>218311300
SALSA CAME INTO MY BOWL
DIPPED MY WHOLE FAMILY

>>218315911
kek

>>218315813
Some asshole in Australia did something similar. They craned it in.

>>218311192
BASKINO

>>218311192
CORNETTO!

>>218312396
>Tokyo Drift
iirc, it was originally meant to be a straight-to-dvd cash-in, but they changed their mind last minute

>>218311192
>competition in which many gangs of all different races participate
>call it race wars
it's like pottery

>>218311192
burnt crispy ahh unc movie

>>218312396
There's a parody movie called superfast that makes fun of fast and furious that was actually pretty good. i've only seen the first three so i didn't get a lot of the references but it was surprisingly funny.

>>218312512
If it was tom cruise, then the scene would've been done without cgi. But this is just ridiculous.

>>218312512
Vin is spiritually Indian.

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>NOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HECKIN DVD PLAYERS?

>>218312396
>literally no one even 20 years ago ever talked like they did in the movie with all that "Bruh" and "Cuz" shit.
nigs have been nogging for decades. just because you didnt hang out in the hoods doesnt mean that they werent nogging.

>>218311192
anyone got any of them tokyo drift edits of han leaning on shit like lightning mcqueen from cars, or the delorean, and shit like that?

Look we know the F&F franchise is ridiculous
But none of them out of all of them are as bad as Vin's other movie Babylon AD

>>218319011
that movie starts off promising but quickly becomes retarded

>>218312396
>The Fast and the Furious
we are criminals and cheaters, audience love us
>2 Fast, 2 Furious
we are criminals but we help police to catch criminal from stealing money from drugs from 3 letter agencies (american)
>The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
anti-japanese propaganda
>Fast & Furious
we are criminals in a different country living like in paradise
>Fast Five
we are criminals in a different country living like in paradise x 500%
>Fast & Furious 6
we are criminals helping police, audience and police love us
>Fast 7
we save the world!
>The Fate of the Furious
grand theft auto type sandbox, police dont exist
>
does it matter?

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>implying this isn't kino

>>218313054
MERCENARIES CAME ONTO MY AIRCRAFT
DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE FLIGHT PLAN BECAUSE SOMEONE GOT CAUGHT

>>218318876
Just go on reels for five minutes cuh, I'm drowning in them. 4chan hasn't been the place for catching current memes since the Agartha shit, at least.

>>218319409
Where's the bloody color? Looks like Bad Company 2 campaign

>>218319529
i only saw 2 the other day, but it hasnt come up again.

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>>218311192
I'll have the tuna.

>>218313784
*sigh* Somehow Giselle returned.

Why dont we get good /tv/ memes anymore

>>218314821
Big time

>>218320789
Meme culture became passe and is old 90s-mid 2010s culture. Now it's post-ironic zoomer humor like 67.

>>218320914
67 doesnt make sense. They're retarded

>>218312396
wrong. f2 is the best and most rewatchable of the franchise

>>218321396
That's the point
Why does it have to make sense?
In fact it's even funnier for kids because it doesn't make sense because then they get to laugh at people like you and me trying to make sense of it

>>218321396
more than you can afford, pal. tiktok slop.

>>218320789
Because there's no good movie made in the last 15 years

>>218311192
it was YOUUUUUUU