mutts caused this

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Check out this game from the year you were born.

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>>734118562
>tfw no way to tell if zombies are real now because everything is AI

>>734118957
The logo looks like a giraffe getting a blow job

>>734118562
I was already getting a bad feeling during the raccoon city section but this just confirmed to me the rest of the game would be garbage and I was right

>fast and furious fans 9 episodes in:
>fast and furious has officially jumped the shark

>>734118562
>why does celebratory game that references every game have RE6 section?

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>>734118562
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>>734119238
Anon, you're ruining the narrative...

>>734119238
Based mass murderer Claire.

>>734118562
>drives up a vertical building
>flys through the air at 100ft+
Kek, even for RE that is some crazy shit. Where can I buy one of those motorbikes?

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>>734118562
it's the best in town, nobody does it like them

>>734120616
This guy is never happy with anything, is he?

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>>734120778
The boulder was on Wesker's payroll and called Sheva a racial slur.

>RE4 Salazar statue, 2005
>le boulder punch 2009
>a straightforward motorcycle stunt jumps the shark somehow

>>734120674
nope
guy thinks that's the show but he doesn't want to humor his viewers
it's a disease really but he doesn't want to get help
>eternal struggle
he's still right tho. most handicapped retards are

>>734120778
kino

>>734119238
B-b-but motorcycle chase le too crazy!!!

>>734118991
This was so fucking stupid.

Like, why have a giant complex door that can be opened by anything? Literally zero security.

>>734118957
RE4 was already fuckin stupid, thank you very much

>>734119238
This is why you never listen to nostalgia fags.

>>734119238
college girl with no military training btw

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>>734121965
It was built to keep something inside, not other people out, anon.

>>734119238
People on this board just want a reason to hate something because it's new and not what they played when they were a kid. CV had Wesker doing matrix shit too and 0 had the fucking final fantasy twink leech man.

>>734118562
Nice KLR 650

>>734122056
Redfield genes are just that powerful, why do you think Chris cares so much?

>>734118562
It jumped the shark like 10 years before you were born little buddy

>>734122056
Chris trained her, and Redfields are natural born fighters as counterbalance to evil scientists.

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>>734118562
That's a building, not a shark, dumbass.

>>734122737
How do you know it wasn't a building where Umbrella kept more of their special brand of jumping sharks?

>>734122780
>RE9 didn't have a boss fight with a giant, jumping shark
Lame. And it calls itself a love-letter to RE1?

>>734120778
This single QTE was harder than the entire motorcycle part

>>734119238
Woke af
Should've captured and raped her

>>734120616
Wow what a fucking fag I bet he like button mashing actionslop

>>734122905
I remember the QTEs during the cutscene with the motorcycles and chains being 100% bullshit.

>>734119238
This is the game that brought back Wesker with anime powers, but the first 3 were fine.

>>734119238
>>734122056
>wall of men
>suddenly gap appears (disappears later)
>drops gun (in a way to make it rotate the way she needs it to)
>falls to ground
>catches gun
>shoots
>soldiers have enough time to turn around to look at the explosion but didn't choose to shoot her when for all they knew she started blastin' their buddies
I know the point is "Wow so cool" but this comes off as retarded
Why yes, I'll fall over in front of the armed men, they'd never shoot a woman if she was retarded

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Just finished the game and… what the actual fuck? Umbrella Corps is canon now?
That whole sequence with the Zeno, Elite Guards, and HUNK popping in to PvP you feels completely out of nowhere unless you suffered through UC (which was a shitty game anyway).
Zeno is literally just Wesker. He drops lines about the rumors of his death being "exaggerated" in UC, and he remembers stuff only Wesker would know. I’m still trying to figure out how he's even alive at this point... maybe some regeneration nonsense, Mold leftovers, or whatever new bio‑handwave they're cooking up.
My biggest issue with the game is Spencer. He just doesn’t line up with the character we already knew in RE5.

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>>734122086
How do you even get contractors to build that thing

>>734118957
The bike part in Requiem was worse than the bike part in 6

>>734119210
It already had an RE6 section
https://youtu.be/sOoan4wk8EI
https://youtu.be/V8yPIDCNfVI

>>734120895
>implying opie has ever played a single RE game in its life

>>734118562
Resident Evil jumped the shark like 26 years ago

>>734123570
RE5R will have spencer go
"Ough, wesker, i regret all of this... we should fix this... this was a mistake i regret it all oh dear me..."
And wesker will go
"Fix 'this'? Godhood is within my grasp... HIYAAAH *karatae chops spencers neck to death* Old fool... i shall ascend"
And that's it, that's what will happen to make it make sense. Nothing too different, just remove spencers lust for godhood and have him die as such. simple.

>>734126937
Actually RE5R will have Spencer redeeming Wesker, and he now wants to kill billions (with kindness) and achieve complete global jubilation.

>>734118562
This was kino though

>>734118562
When Chris punched a boulder?

>>734126937
I imagine if they don't do that, they'll have some kind of files about him having dementia and have his mind and memory be deteriorating or something.

>>734120616
before this part is a huge 90-minute+ long leon section where you get into over a dozen fights one after another
this retard doesn't understand how pacing works

>>734123570
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>>734129062
I've had people try to argue with me that Zeno is a clone of Spencer which is something that is not suggested in any way in Requiem's narrative. Zeno cannot be a clone of Wesker since he has the T-Virus/Ouroboros scars on him, but he simultaneously cannot be Wesker himself because he was vaporized in an erupting volcano. They want to cash in on the retcons they'll do in RE5R except they haven't actually made that game yet. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills seeing people give Requiem 9s and 10s.

>>734129406
The segment for Leon is also paced poorly, especially if you're going to go to back for the first BSAA crate. Please walk through the giant empty streets to the handful of small arenas that we have designated as enemy encounters. Like why even do this pseudo-open-world shit if it's just going to be paced poorly and pad out the game? It has backtracking in the most literal sense where there aren't threats or anything on the return path, you just have to walk through it because Leon needs to get his steps in.

>>734118562
Remember when they practically reinvented themselves with RE7? It was bold. It was celebrated.
And now they are just back to fanservice jerkoff nonsense.

>>734129584
they reinvented themselves by just copying RE1? And know they're copying RE1 and RE4?

>>734129406
>over a dozen fights one after another
All against generic zombies, most of which just involve them standing in rooms or stumbling round. Maybe two of them are remotely interesting like the Willis Building. The encounter design in RC is fucking shit.

>>734119238
Straight outta Goldeneye

>>734118562
Suzy and her trans sisters won

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Resident Evil 10: RE-X
Zombies in Space. Zombie Dinosaurs. Maybe both.
Make it happen Capcom. If we're gonna do retarded shit, let's go all the way

>>734120616
wow hes really good at the game

>>734129406
If you take Mackel's shitposting at face value you might be more retarded than anyone else in this thread.

>>734118957
I wish they would officially change the logo for this game. Fucking galloping giraffe, everyone in the world saw it immediately, WHY DIDN'T CAPCOM

>>734130446
By the time people noticed it and started making jokes it was too late for Capcom to redo all the marketing and promotional material with a new logo.

>>734129960
>the working title for the 1991 film dead space was biohazard
we are living in a simulation

>>734118562
Looks like he's jumping a building actually.

>>734120616
stop shilling yourself you dysgenic ugly motherfucker lmao.
kill yourself on camera, that will get all the attention you crave so much.

>>734123738
The same way the government in real life gets people to build real security locations and installations. Like why do you think the army has an entire engineer sector?

>>734130412
mackel is the guy's name? is he generally a retard?
I don't watch streamers, no idea what his gimmick is

>>734118562
THUNDER, RAIN, AND LIGHTNING

Are we even talking about zombies anymore? Or are they "mutated humans due to virus"?

>>734118562
THERE GOES MY HERO

>>734118992
I dont see it

>>734123559
>waa waa Im an insecure incel who cant handle women doing cool shit in a VIDEO GAME

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>>734131601
Look Harddder

>>734132152
nta but if you never heard your favorite fagtuber mention le giraffe blowjob you yourself would never have thought about it.
you niggers are such braindead normie cattle man its ridiculous.

I liked it better when Racoon City was a small town.

>>734132371
NTA, but I was 16 when RE6 came out and immediately noticed that the logo looked like a giraffe getting the ol' sloppy toppy. My buddy who I played through the entire game in coop with also came to the same realization entirely independently.

>>734119238
This is not relevant as I didnt play CV as a kid as I didnt have the dreamcast. I only played 1,2,3 and 4.

>>734132371
Tryhard underage spotted. Giraffe blowjob was everywhere on forums when the game came out

>>734118957
Check out Code Veronica from 2000.

>>734119238
Claire would solo HUNK, by the way.

>>734132373
it didn't make sense from the beginning. how many small towns have at least 2 hueys on standby for their police special forces teams?

>>734119238
This was extremely retarded. I was only like 12 when CV came out and even back then I could tell it was incredibly cheesy, fake and out-of-character. It's not even physically possible for her to get below the gun before the gun hits the ground, after waiting that long

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>>734129960
I want Leon surfing on a missile, backflipping in the air from it & shooting it into a giga-zombie-dinosaur mouth, Jaws-style

>>734132765
Just play MGR then

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Leon is RE9 is so close to completing his Dante metamorphosis

>>734132674
If you actually were 12 when CV came out you'd know that cheesy action shit like that was the style at the time

>>734132371
>nta but if you never heard your favorite fagtuber mention le giraffe blowjob you yourself would never have thought about it.
your mind is primed for propaganda
>you are such braindead normie cattle man its ridiculous.
your mind is primed for propaganda because to you it's inconceivable someone arrived at a similar conclusion independently

go back

>>734118562
>cue leon running on walls and jumping over lasers in og RE4
>cue "7 minutes Chris" epic anime showdown with Wesker and Chris punching a boulder
>cue every cutscene from RE6
Resident Evil has jumped the shark years ago.

>>734133627
They used to at least try and make it campy fun. Requiem plays all of it completely straight faced, which RE6 also did, but unlike 6 Requiem isn't batshit insane enough that you can just treat it as campy action schlock. There are gradients to levels of story and writing quality and Requiem is firmly on the lower end of that.

>>734133627
Nigger, just play Code Veronica from 2000. It came out 4 years after RE1. It has Matrix Wesker. RE was always over the top.

>>734118562
Brother RE games have been jumping the shark for over 20 years. Just admit your a tourist

>>734133768
>Nigger, just play Code Veronica from 2000. It came out 4 years after RE1.
I know but most people haven't played that one so I mentioned better known games. There was a tranny zombie in Dead Aim btw.

>>734133707
>Resident Evil 7 is supposed to be le epic, atmospheric "return to roots" game
>cue “He's not eatin' it Jack"
>cue le heckin' epic chainsaw duel
>cue Chris exploding zombies' heads by punching then
The entire franchise has been nothing but a schlock fest.
RE8 has you fightin fucking Magneto and zombie werewolves and then retcons the entire series from sci fi to fantasy thanks to the eldrich abomination underground ruins.
The OG RE2 was structured like a Hollywood Action movie.
Everyone that pretends that RE was an atmospheric slow burn series is a lying faggot.
So no RE9 having dumb action sequences is not the problem of that game. The shitty retcons and memberberries is.

>>734134238
I know that RE is traditionally campy schlock. I adore RE5 and that game is the campiest the series has even been. The dumb action sequences like the bike ride are dumb because they're just badly from a gameplay perspective, but that's immaterial compared to the overall narrative trying to play some of the laziest shittiest writing completely straight. That Spencer humanization home video made my heart explode in my chest because it's so patently ridiculous. Like the story is just so bad it doesn't even pass a basic smell test. Even by RE standards it's abysmal dogshit