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>no tits
>no ass
What else can she offer?
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>>734124098
horsecock
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You forgot the worst part
>Glasses
Straight into the trash
Glasses are gross
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>>734124098
what about feet
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>>734124098
feet
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>>734124198
could make or break the deal really
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>>734124098
mambo
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>>734124293
How gigameta whalekiller will Mambo be?
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thread 404d just before i could reply to the recruitment post with my ID
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>>734124454
If janjan is gonna be uppity then you are better off just applying with /v/ on your bio as well if you haven't already, Dancho can save you a spot that way too
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>>734124126
No she can't. She's a mare.
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>>734124335
She will rock your world
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The blatant incest mom thread has been up since yesterday btw
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>>734124335
She's the Haru Urara of turf.
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>>734124098
>>>/mlp/
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>>734124759
>>734124648
Oh so she's shit?
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>>734124904
She's a 2 star character, useable, unlike 1 star twin turbo.
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I am not using the Falcon thread.
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>>734124904
You're not supposed to say that...
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>>734125016
double jet isn't going to save me in the oonige CMs?
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>>734125348
I heard she's a meme character, not actually usable
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>>734125348
Dual Express' unique skill debuffs her in the second half of the race.
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>sexiest mare of her generation
I cant fucking wait for her dude
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>>734124098
>Went to see movie with bud
>its hype
>started actually watching show
>its hype
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>>734125563
>draws a stallion
>calls it a mare
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>>734125087
What thread
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Only big tittied Umas should have rights.
Death to all flatties.
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>>734124293
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>>734125913
YAMERO
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>>734125792
>Everything about ASTER
What happened? Is everything okay?? Your guys are the most respectable club on /v/ma to be honest!
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Oy Neigh (A+) has three open slots.
Post your ID, or put "/v/" somewhere in your profile description and send us a request to join (120256139).
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>was planning to glue this run since it's almost certainly not ace material
>hot springs ticket
Ugh, fine.
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>>734125792
I thought herse got A rank, what happened
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>ponies
:|
>ponies, japan
:O
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>>734126027
That's for this month
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>>734125840
Little ninger, you better watch your mouth
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If you are a true Umamusume fan, then you should able to instantly tell who is the VA on the left and recognize the one on the right
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>>734125840
Where is the line of big tits/flat? Who’s the smallest big titty uma and who’s the biggest flatty?
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>>734125792
>35 open slots
Grim.
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>>734125792
As you guys can see /v/mapyoi has two vacants
>Look up the club in-game and please put "/v/" on your profile's comment beforehand, you can change it later after being approved. You can also leave your ID here
>Our club has been A+ rank since a couple of months ago
>We don't have any fan quotas but a level of activity is expected (careers, shoes, just play the game)
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>get all the good shit from the inheritances
>bad trainings
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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why do the rothschilds ruin my run every time i get mile S and groundwork?
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>>734126187
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Big swollen horse pussy
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>>734124098
BIG FUCKING GLASSES ARE YOU BLIND OR WHAT? I EVEN DON'T KNOW WHAT CHARACTER IS IT, I JUST NEED TO CUM OVER THESE SLUTTY GLASSES FOR FUCK SAKE ANON WHAT QUESTION IS IT NOW
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>doing last run yesterday before event ended
>was on pace to finish it just in time and skip Bourbon's bond story so I can read them later
>Hot Springs Ticket
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I still managed in time
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>>734125429
Twin Turbo is great, she's can't win but she's a better rabbit than Suzuka
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>>734126365
lewd
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Hello /v/
der/v/ has 2 vacants and cooldowns should be done soon, this is your chance to send a request to 968622263 or post your ID to get picked up
Make sure to have /v/ in your description, no rules aside from giving us a warning if you're gonna take a break, we wouldn't want to have a misunderstanding that ends with someone killing themselves with 17 shots to the head.
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>>734126471
I'll join if Oy Neigh doesn't let me in
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>>734126086
Bitch looking like
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why do all her outfits show off her armpits?
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>>734125792
Good morning sweet /v/umadotos, HotUmaGlueDanchou here to remind you we still have 9 (soon to be 7) slots open. If you are feeling burned out but not quite on the way to leaving the game behind, consider joining us, all we ask of you is to:
>do your daily shoe trades
>log in somewhat often
Thanks for your attention.
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der/v/ recruiting ceremony is like Eyes Wide Shut
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>>734126727
She likes to be comfortable
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>>734126471
uh, when did we lose another?
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>>734127031
Right now.
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A FUCKING GUN
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>>734126348
Based
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>>734127196
Till this day I don't know if the gun is real or not
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Which support cards have kino events? Pic related
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>>734127215
A Top Gun, even
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>>734124098
That's the sexiest mare of her day you are talking about, buddy
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i could probably save a club with how much I play daily but i'm helping my friends with their club.
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Kill yourself.
>>>/trash/
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>>734127390
>McQueen was in love with her
>Dictus only had eyes for Teio
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>>734125913
THE WICKED CLOTHE THEMSELVES IN THE CLOAK OF THE RIGHTEOUS
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>>734127031
One anon didn't log in the entire month, I think it's the guy that's on his 20th playthrough of RE9
He's welcome to rejoin if he wants to
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>>734125563
>3rd anni
yeah haha...
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>>734127661
>20th playthrough of RE9
Did I miss something but lol
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>>734127403
That's cool anon. Although at the rate we're going you and your friends could join our clubs together and we'd still have vacants left
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>>734124098
Her Ikunos Dictus
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>tfw can't join the /v/ sekrit clubs because I'm stuck in my friends'
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>>734126348
the most educated and sensible opinion ive seen on 4chan in years
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>>734125792
Is it ok to club hop now?
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>>734126348
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>>734127235
Fuku is simply peak uma
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>>734126773
Except that everyone is wearing El masks instead.
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>>734127920
Like what? Running X.Oguri as End?
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My Falco is so fucking cursed, man.
I get the good inheritances and then the game cucks me from good stats and niggasan black chain
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>>734124098
Thighboots
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>>734127975
*XOguri as Front
Oops
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>>734128001
i am you
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Love big boobs
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>>734128072
Why is she so thirsty?
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>>734128029
Her career is so fucking bad, you have so many races and if you don't max friendships fast you're fucked with stats
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>>734128001
>good stat, good skill, no aptitude
>good skill, good aptitude, no stat
>good aptitude, good stat, no skill
It's so tiring
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>>734128181
i averaged like 15k on falco last week but both times i got groundwork and mile S the stats ended up at barely 14k
getting pretty cheesed off
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>registration today
>didn't start my third uma
I'm seriously close to just throwing my TT dirt umas in
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Given dirters and sprinters are fucked for fans, how do you guys build enough to level up their uniques?
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>>734128072
I'm sure Dia is a nice character beyond the tits right? I don't want her to become Daiwa tier here
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>>734128407
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>>734128406
You do 1 extra race.
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>>734128406
A few G1's and G2's do the trick usually
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>>734128407
She has a pretty face unlike Diawa
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>>734128407
i liked her in the anime. the episode where she breaks the Satono curse made me really emotional so I've been saving up to spark her and Kita when they both arrive.
I'll try to post/talk about her career as much as I can the second I get her
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>>734128406
Dirt umas have lower fan tresholds than turf ones.
Umas who have both surfaces at A use turf tresholds.
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>>734128406
I give Falcon turf sparks even when it's a dirt build. No need for distance S if it's an activate Angling or go fuck yourself CM.
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>>734125348
>>734128445
I hate this dumb bird so much
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>>734128407
No amount of bad rep in this board or any other is gonna make me like Scarlet any less
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Do I spark Dia or Kita? I love them both but can only go for one…
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>>734128709
luckshit kita
luckshit dia
spark tannhauser
>but she's a 2*
do you really think you'll get her? lol
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>>734128493
I've never seen Bakushin level her skills personally
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
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>>734128881
Taiki this is some nasty ass voice I hate you so much but the smile game ridiculous
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>>734128849
How? She has mile B, run Ashai Hai or whatever the blue G1 race in early june was and you will be golden, NHK Mile Cup before that also does the trick
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>>734128574
>Umas who have both surfaces at A use turf tresholds
Or just type out Digitan mate, there is literally no one else likes that
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>>734129080
There will be Inari One
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>>734128385
You only need a good Falco and another decent Front (S.Maru) to Plat
The rest is irrelevant
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>>734129056
You're thinking of Yasuda Kinen
And in my experience, any of my Bs never win a race unless it's a mandatory one and they need to win like El with Arima Kinen
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>>734129152
>neither of those
thanks for reminding me i'm bricked...
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>>734129124
Really? She looks super goofy but is actually a monster on the track?
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Shit i should probably do Digitan's secret event gauntlet of races shouldnt i
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>>734128881
Those are some nasty burgers
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>>734124098
contrary to amerinigger mentality, women don't need humongous negrofied gorilla tits and ass to suck and fuck
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>>734128709
I'm wondering the same thing, I doubt I'll luckshit Kitasan as I needed 190 rolls to luckshit Tamamo. Also I just realized, am I not a huge retard by wanting Dia and then not getting Wit Nature? I can't build lates now. Could it be worth to invest my selectors and gems into Wit Nature if I MLB FineMo?
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>>734129152
>all I got is XOguri, Taiki and El
>I do have SMaru but lol lmao dirt sparks
3rd in B let's go
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>>734128708
But she's a witlet
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>>734129386
I love my retarded wife how do you get wit that low
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post you're dirt mutants
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>>734128536
AAAAAGH SATONO DIAMOND-SAMA DONT DO IT AIEEEEEEE
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>>734124098
She's pretty
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bu2fCS_ODxI
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>>734125792
what happened to taiki being a club mascot? is being american not cool anymore?
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>>734129558
pretty ugly
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>>734128881
Is that cum on that second burger?
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>>734129152
What the FUCK do I do if I don't have SMaru? I thought Falcon didn't need a Front partner either
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Dotoh...
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>>734129502
Literally the best I got, looking forward to floundering on the first two days and get like a 20% ratio on the last two
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>>734129753
condor nigga
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>>734129701
she got claimed by shittedfags
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>>734129502
I was gonna mutate Fuji Kiseki but still haven't been able to do it
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Breaking Digitan’s fragile little mind
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>>734129701
/v/ma danchou was always a finebro. taiki was warming her seat until release
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>>734129802
Front Condor? That sounds horrible to make
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>>734129502
she lost all her scrims
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Diazuri
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>>734129502
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>>734130060
Daring today
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Fuck off.
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>>734130087
Aiiiiieee, the bird killer
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>>734130090
No? Tact is not big enough to do a paizuri??
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>>734129886
You only need one green as a minimum now thanks to the clanker welfare. It's not that bad.
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Super Creek is the undisputed paizuri queen. No one else will ever come close.
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>>734126773
Never watched it, tldr gomennaplease?
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>>734130232
10* Front Sparks man
As if that wasn’t horrible enough
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>>734130282
no nigga go watch it yourself it's like 2 hours long
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>>734129761
Please, please, for your own mental health, read up the latest blogpost on Doto
Trust me!
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>>734130367
*do not read
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>>734130282
Any picture on google images is enough to give you an idea
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hmmmmmmm no
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>>734130476
Wrong board.
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How many hours do I have to pop out a Falco for the CM as my third dogshit ace?
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>>734126727
Why is she so SEX
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>>734130476
i don't wanna
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>goldshit
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>>734130232
Assuming you have 900 wit (90% skill proc rate), one green, two early race skills, and Groundwork, then 0,9˄3 = 0.729 = a 72.9% chance of activating everything you need including Groundwork. That's pretty bad, so you'll want at least two green skills, because depending on how you look at it, failing to activate TTL can be just as bad as failing to activate Groundwork, at least when you're competing with other fronts
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>>734130476
K
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Curren for hardcore
Falco for slowplay
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>>734125792
Which one do I join if I'm a sporadic fuck that will flatline for a few days at a time at random because I already play too many games that demand a fucking daily tithe?
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>>734130575
today is only registration so you still have 3 more days until round 1
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>>734130645
To be honest, if TTL didn’t proc then your Front isn’t gonna win that round
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I wish there was a pity system for parent runs. I can't hear anymore of Ryan's shrill voice or i'm going to launch my PC out of the window.
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>>734130736
Oh, that's plenty of time to waste on a doomed loser.
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>>734130720
/herse/
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>>734130476
There was no reason for this post to be deleted.
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>>734130645
Yeah but this is in the context of filling out the rest of your team slots in a Falcon solo-carry CM.
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>>734130691
Falco likes all the play
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>IMG_
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>>734130678
YOWZA
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>>734129336
Does anyone have any input?
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Did Teiohours start early or something
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>>734127390
damn shes fluffy
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First Anni detail is out
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>>734130938
Indian hours (scatman)
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>>734130982
>details
>doesn't detail anything
we'll get like 13k gibs and 160 free rolls total
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>>734130996
What plagues a man to the degree that he must spam 3DPD gay scatporn in the catalog?
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JAAAA JA JA JA JA
DEEEEEEESU
*yoink*
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>>734130982
>no gibs
CYJEWS AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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>610k retention line
its over
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Do your legend races
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>>734131184
Were you not told that you can only use 5 clocks in one MANT career?
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Do any end closer users have any comment on using Pump for this CM? Is it not worth running Ryan's compatibility over a generic Oguri borrow or something like that instead?
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>>734131262
Its per race
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>>734130982
Not again
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>>734131070
Uma Derangement Syndrome is no joke
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>>734131305
Nah, it's for the whole career.
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>>734131305
It's for the whole career
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>>734131262
No one was told that, still assuming you use all five during at least 100 ace runs over the course of the scenario that's still 500 clocks
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Is Digitan's support card gold skill good enough to use at 0lb?
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>>734125016
Is twin turbo really that shit?
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I need Casino Drive in my life
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Which club point card after Narita Brian?
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>no gibs
Dailies dropped, shoes withdrawn and campaign halted. Take it for what you will danchou.
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>>734131282
The activation area is too tight and there are way too many fronts/paces to be worth it you might trigger it once every 20 races when the stars align
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>>734131437
Why are you gay?
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>>734131427
I don't know much about her but I think she is the Archeops of Umamusu
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>>734131438
suzuka
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>>734131409
What, assuming MANT will be running for 3 months isn’t that at least 1350 Clocks?
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Just brought a wrong Falcon for the legend race and somehow still beat Dober.
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>>734131438
Team Sirius iirc. It's pretty cool. You can date with each of the members and they will give you different stats/skills according to their running styles/personality
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>>734131437
She is pretty bland to be honest
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>>734131523
>according to their personality
Uh oh
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>>734130367
>>734130437
Just tell me about it man. I'd rather know
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>>734131437
>tfw she represents the mid 20th century Aegas aesthetic thats long gone
also it got me wondering, does Vegas even have a large horseracing tradition within the broader American context? It's just California going back to Seabiscuit, Kentucky/South, and the Northeast where the old money was, right?
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>>734131589
>>734131523
It's also a requirement to get Supreme Racist Spe.
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>>734131449
thanks, thats good to know, makes adjustments easier
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>>734131523
>You can date with each of the members
Why are we such whores?
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>>734131523
Had no idea that was a club card.
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>>734131637
BEST IN JAPAN
ALRIGHT
BABY I'LL STAY BY YOUR SIDE
IT'S SO EASY WHEN YOU'RE THE BEST IN JAPAN
OH YOU'RE THE BEST IN JAPAN
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>>734131589
I mean her entire personality now is crashing in one of her daughters/grandkids place, eat her fill and leave
That’s it
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>>734131719
WHY DID RICE VILLAIN TRAP SUZUKA IN THAT TABLET
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>>734131719
Team Sirius or Team Spica?
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>>734131437
Does "Drive" in Casino Drive mean like "road" or does it mean "passion"?
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>>734131385
And? Assuming MANT lasts four months, that's a healthy amount of clocks.
5 runs per day x 5 clocks x 120 days = 3,000 clocks in four months
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Why did Witgod say the stamguts value has to be 1100 when the last mile races were just 900? Isn't the length still 1600m?
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Assuming you even need to use all five in a run every run.
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>half tp for an entire month
FUAAAAAAAARK I KNEEL CYGAMES I KNEEL
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>>734131805
Gaslighters say Spica is superior.
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>>734131824
Imagine being so bad that you have to use the MAXIMUM amount of clocks per run.
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>>734130164
the bird accelerator actually
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>>734131793
Our hero
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>>734131741
Now she's a doting grandfather using Buena's money.
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>>734131824
That's a fairly small amount of clocks for an average-skilled trainer, I'd say?
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I am the only one in this board that actually likes Special Week
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>>734132028
I really like her.
Also, she's really hot.
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>>734131824
Bold of you to assume I do even one run per day that isn't half assed.
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>>734132028
She's cute
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>>734132028
No, I like her but she's a little one note until she beats Montjeu
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>>734132028
I am indifferent to her, though you have to admit her story was really weak. Supposedly that gets better with the main story?
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>>734124098
Braidjobs
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>>734132070
The white bread uma.
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>>734125792
JOIN /v/mapyoi!
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>>734132028
Her career and appearances in other careers were so nothing that its painful, but anon has said that main story will redeem her so we will see
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>>734132028
What do you like about her?
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>>734130982
aren't we a couple months early? I remember the game coming out on july
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>>734132119
Imagine how meaty her ass is with how loud a sound it made when Opera O slapped it.
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>>734132171
Accelerated schedule means they can't exactly delay the 1st anni content for 4 months.
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>>734126248
Do you think stallion umas have big fat clits?
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>>734132097
Yeah, and after that her personality is still eating, and borrowing 3000 Yen from Buena then proceed to lose it all
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>>734131741
>Such a bum one of her daughters left for her rival while another decided to just do cohabitation with her childhood friend
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>>734132128
hold up
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Am I retarded for rolling on my Waifu's alt when I have thr OG?
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>>734132336
Rolling for waifu is never a retarded choice
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>>734132336
No, I will be sparking both of my waifus alts too, I mean they are better than her base form, but I would've rolled for them even if they were trash
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>>734130678
Delete this. My kaicho cannot be this sexy.
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>>734132336
No since you can now change costumes between your OG uma and her alt
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>>734132327
The amount of food events with her is ridicilous, even Oguri doesn't have that many
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>>734132128
>>734132327
Actually, these make her Swimsuit alt events memorable as they actually about how unhinged Spe is wearing swimsuit running 24/7
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>>734132336
Some alts tend to be better than the OG, you get the same career story anyway with the only difference being the costume events.
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>>734132336
If it's your waifu and you like the outfit why not? The best part is that you can swap outfits
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>>734132542
UUUOOHH TAMAMO NAKED LEGS
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>>734132496
>I showed mom my swimsuit and she started sending me less food :(
It was really funny
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>>734131928
Whose Torena is that? Or that is just Buena childhood friend
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>>734132336
your wife should always be the highest priority.
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>>734129502
I can't get a good Falco for the life of me
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>My first max bond Umas are the round round Uma killer, and the Uma I hate the most
I don’t know what to think about this
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>spent all my time (failing at) making dirt parents
>only have a half decent Smaru and a shit front Taiki
>registration already

Can someone post their Digitan deck so I can shit one out quick?
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I’m sorry but I have fallen for matikane tanhausser all over again. No, I won’t apologize!
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my daring gf tact
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>>734132818
curious, you claim to have fallen for her, but do not call her by her real name, machikanetannhäuser
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But why though?
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>>734132867
How many days were that? 1500+?
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>>734132870
Is it with as s, or an ẞ?
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>>734132870
Bring them back…BRING THEM BQCK JOW!
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>>734132885
She knows her appeal, and how sexy she is.
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>>734132870
Do you think umas wonder about why unrelated ones share their surnames? Like do Fuku and Mun ask themselves why they both have matikane? Do Taishin, Brian and NTR ask why they both are Naritas? Brians sister is Biwa Hayahide, so it can't be Narita family for her
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My umawife will be at the ballroom and I WILL roll for her
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>>734132885
You need at least A+ Wit to understand
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>>734133035
Sometimes
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>>734132756
>Golshi haters are metaslaves that run her even though they don't want to
It all makes sense now.
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is front pasa better than pace for aqua?
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>>734133193
Front is always better because she has a front ult.
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>>734133193
She doesn't have enough mid-race to compete in rooms with lots of fronts, so Pace is better. If she's the second/third front in the room, then she does work, but you might as well make her a pace chaser at that point.
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Should i go to the theaters to watch BoaNE
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>>734133158
Tell me a viable option to run in Longsl*p then?
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>>734133282
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>>734133264
Yees
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>>734133308
>Mile : E
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>>734133316
>Ta*ki
Guess not
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>>734133308
Really, MANT aside but Tamamo is good at Longsl*p?
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>>734133327
Bring one mile parent and one long parent. Her performance more than makes up for it
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>>734133327
what does mile have to do with longslop
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>>734133373
Your MANT bro?
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>>734132615
It's Tanuki Trainer, basically everyone's.
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>>734133035
Depends on he adaptation. In the anime all of the Mejiro brood vacation at the same family home together
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>>734132028
no
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should i be running OGuri as a pace or late for Aqua? and is Corner Connoisseur good?
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>>734133364
Oh noo
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>>734133158
Summer event will redeem her, and I don't mean with just sex appeal
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>>734133373
Mile E makes it hard to train her for MANT, of course you can use a mile parent to fix that but you need 10*mile for mile A.
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>>734132914
with an s
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>>734133449
Mejiros are all one family in the game too
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>>734133480
Honestly? Very rude, almost out of line taikis.
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>>734133512
You don't need A, C will get you through just fine. Though needing mile sparks would dilute your chances of getting other distances to S.
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>>734133512
You don't NEED mile A
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>>734133573
Is Suzuka breast conscious? Isn't a completely flat board more aerodynamic?
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>>734133282
Maya, The Emperor, Ogurin, Mejiro McDonalds, Creek, Tachyon, Debuffers, BNW.
There are so many different approaches to taker over running an uma you dislike because she's meta truly third rate behaviour tbqhwyfam.
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>>734132914
Machikanetannscheiẞer
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Was the real martytann an airhead too?
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I don't get it, does MANT make umas like Vodka, Scarlet, Digitan, Oguri etc. super duper OP because they have A mile and medium so they can spam a fuckton of races and never stop?
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Can I have 2 umawives I like very much as characters or is that evil and cheating?
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>>734133780
you have two hands for a reason
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>>734132130
she's retarded cute in a way no other retarded cute uma is
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I like Golshi
somehow my mile Golshi was my best version of her
Mile-shi was first hotsprings date
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>>734133453
Some people swear that late is better but in my opinion pace is more consistent and easier to build
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>>734133480
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>>734133816
I think she’s cute, but she almost is always the most vanilla default JK
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>>734133780
It's OK to date everyone in your team, trainer.
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>>734133820
>Cut and Drive
VODKA IS SO COOOOL
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>>734133453
Also corner connoisseur is not good, triggers way too early
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reposting so everyone can see

The beginning of a new era is upon us! but /v/ma hai is uncertain what the future might bring.
The only thing that can save us is a race to ignite our passions again.

Track and conditions?
>queen elizabeth 2 cup, 2200m medium, turf, right
>firm , spring
>1 uma per trainer


But what's the twist?
>you have been gaslit to bring NO recoveries and NO gold skills

It's time to apply everything you've learned over the years to show those 'you did not beat the game' posters you are truly first rate!

The race will begin on March 10, two days before Kitasan's release
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>>734133884
Green demon
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nobody wants to join my club...
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Lates are easy to build they're just a gamble, but you don't go to the casino anyways if you don't like chance.
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So I was saving for MANT, y'know, buying clocks whenever Tazuna shows up with her store, she avoids be, you know, just like my wife so I need to do extra team trials to have her show up
So when she does show up, I buy clocks, every time I buy clocks, I gave up on parfaits to get them, stars, what have you, because MANT has unlimited clocks, I've been told, and thus I need them for every race if something goes sideways, why I even let my careers die on Tenno Sho Spring to save them up!
But, as it turns out, I didn't need 'em at all! One day, this JP Dachi decided to do a small playthrough of it, with Chrono because it was time she did something other than whip me bloody during fan runs, I mean I ain't complainin', its the only type of harm my wife won't give me, but no matta
So he does the career, and then comes Kikuka Sho, she got 300 stamina, she goin' against buffed up Hayahide, she ain't winnin' it the first time, but its fine, she gets unlimited tires, right?
Wrong! Five retries, five! I think to myself, "oh okay, five retries per race, that ain't bad" but no, that ain't it, its five retries per career, all of it! Only five clocks, its all you get! So I've been wastin' monies for nuthin'! All dem Shichi careers that died? Ryans? They died for nothin'! It was all a gaslight! Like my wife, anons just kept gaslightin' me the whole time I knew 'em!
I tell ya, /v/ma, they don't respect me, I get no respect dere
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>>734133653
To be honest, I was young and was chasing after glory at that time
Nowadays I just simply refuse to participate in the Longsl*p
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>>734133751
You get bonus stats from earning the Epitaths by winning sets of G1 races. For Mile that's the Yasuda Kinen/Mile Championship/NHK Mile. But you get even more bonus stats from winning the Classic Triple Crown + Arima Kinen + Japan Cup, and there's the Spring Triple Crown which includes the Spring Tenno Sho, so actually if you have shitty Long aptitde you're the one who's fucked. And yeah, there are probably a few turns where if you need money for the shop and you don't have good Mile aptitude, you likely can't even run a G2 which cuts into your schedule.
Now imagine what it's like for everyone with crap Medium aptitude when those are about 80% of the races and all of the important sets include them. Or any Dirter.
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>>734133652
>Is Suzuka breast conscious?
Outside of that Taiki one-panel comic, no. She’s a very beautiful uma, and if anything, she’s probably unaware of how unbelievably pretty she is
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>>734134138
>tfw i realize with minimal adjustment Kingu could farm every single turf epithet
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>>734133940
>NO recoveries
Does that apply to uniques as well (effectively banning e.g. VampiRice and Tachyon, among others)?
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>>734134071
One one hand, quality Dangerpost.
On the other, 5 clocks per run is still going to go fast.
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>>734134229
Why Generation King anyways? Irl horse was far from dominant during his gen
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>>734134071
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>>734134172
>tag:alternative_breast_size_(bigger)
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>>734134241
Anything with this blue icon is banned
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>>734134302
King is a decent horse, but he was born in the wrong era
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>>734133652
Hard to believe she is not when you are flatter than Chihaya
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is anyone actually looking for a club
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>>734134382
Suzuka's running autism is just that strong.
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>>734133940
What's the key here then? To staminamaxx?
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>>734132028
Everyone loves Spe.
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>>734134568
Nope, this is a Guts race
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>>734133940
>banning heals
>not also banning stam debuffs
This is going to be a slaughter.
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>>734134652
The Tazuna Cup...
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Why is this game so hell-bent on trying to use (and set-up) El, Oguri and Tachyon as Late Surgers when they clearly aren't?
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>>734134701
>1 uma per trainer
>bringing a debuffer
Delightfully devilish
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>>734129502
Suzuka took only 2 runs, three if you count the parent run where I took a 3* dirt borrow and a random Oguri 2* dirt ; other parent was a 8* dirt Sky borrow . Feels kinda bad that she has a higher winrate than the 30+ runs I sunk into Taishin.

I planned was to replace W!MTG with Ayabe, but since she's coming out right as round 1 starts I guess I'll toss more runs into her.
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>>734134724
why would they theme a cup after a human, are they stupid?
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>>734134701
>>734134734
Damn you, you revealed my plot
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>>734134724
I might bookmark that as a future idea, hard requirement of 1200 guts
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>/vg/ is schizo hour with bot and club dramas
Taking refuge here
Anyone can show deck for end Digitan? I have SSR Vega and Sweep at 1MLB, dunno to borrow which one.
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>>734134568
900 stamina and 600 guts give you a 89% spurt rate, it's a Long without recoveries, sounds fun
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>>734134794
TAISHIN TIME
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>>734134734
ooooooiiiiiiiiissssssssuuuuuuuu~~~
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>>734134798
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>>734134860
damn so you really need Riko for this after all
i was hoping it wasnt necessary but 1100 stamguts wont let you huh
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>>734134798
definitely borrow Vega, sweep has 1 speed bonus and 53 SP at 1lb, initial friendship might hurt a bit but it's manageable
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>>734134839
That sounds impossible to get with Gutsmaxxing cards
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>No Daring Strike
Can she win? Mine didn't and I already glued her.
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>>734124098
>no tits
SEEEEEGGGSSSSS
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>>734124098
Unrestrained anal.
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>>734125792
>>734126158
Looking for a club.Usually doing one run per day when there's no events.
220729921025
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>>734124098
She's a mare, and mares are crazier in bed
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>>734129502
i got all her aptitudes up + groundwork from a single inspiration. unfortunately i was testing a meme deck which is why her stats are so terrible but still kinda cool to look at
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>>734133940
>track where spurt doesn't work
fuck you
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>>734134859
which words should i tell her to heat up more?
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I will MLB FineMo on her banner and then use the selectors and gem on getting Wit Naturd (I have 0 copies) am I retard?
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>>734134798
Are they still mindbroken by black umas?
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>>734134987
it's on the shorter side of mediums, guts won't do much even at 1000 guts 800 stamina wont even get you to 70% spurt
full stamina parents and a power card or a stamina card might be what you want to run
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>>734135167
Just let go, man. You had two chances. Save those items for the next meta Late card. Or use it all on your Creek unless you already have her at MLB.
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>>734134968
Not him but you can live at 500 stam as late surger the problem is you get a speed bonus at 601 stam 301 guts
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>>734135070
>/uma/
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>>734135271
Ayyy, people are still using the Creek card in BCC scenario
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>>734135303
Invite him and you know what to do
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>>734135302
if you get the speed bonuses at 601/301 just like back in Cancer do you have any idea why Witgod said to get 1100 total?
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>>734135378
...force him to beat Cave Story's true ending with no HP upgrades?
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>>734135303
Eh as long as ref/vg/ee behaves its fine
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>>734135303
suddenly one run a day makes sense
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>>734135167
I wouldn't use it on Nattie unless you are a Late main.
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>>734135339
>no mention of MANT
What did cyjews mean by this?
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>>734134968
Riko helps a lot but it's not needed, for end closers 500 stam 400 guts gets you to 92 spurt WITHOUT recoveries
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>>734135387
Don't know who but he was probably talking about Pace chasers with that in mind
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So when are we getting gibs? Second daily reset?
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>>734135357
How come Curren Bouquetd'or hasn't completely replaced her?
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>>734135431
What if he's a disgusting d*rt shoe requestor?
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>>734135505
>10:00 p.m., Mar 2 (UTC)
5 and a half hours
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>>734135425
Yes and then kick him after the 15th if he fails to do so
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THE ONLY BASED /UMA/FAG TO EVER EXIST
FLY HIGH, ICARUS!
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>>734135584
Then danchou will simply kill him.
Total Dirter Death.
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>>734135303
Man, I didn't know there's some war happening.
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>>734135631
Wasn't this posted in /uma/ not too long ago?
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>>734135646
Who do you think are responsible for the bad posts in here such as the one above
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>>734135339
>>734135465
I haven't trained anyone for Aqua because I expected MANT to drop during the CM
I'm FUCKED
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>>734135454
>>734135271
I just want it for my Late wife Dia (it's her main aptitude I believe), I knew I had chances and wasted them like a retard because I needed to pull on character pics. The other option is NOT borrowing Fuku
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>>734124134
>>734124198
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>>734135669
How would you know?
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>>734135669
That ref/vg/ee anon made me look. It doesn’t look any less shit than the last time I checked two months ago. I don’t know what he’s talking about.
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>>734135694
>during the CM
that's why you train some to get you to the finals wit-sama
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>>734135631
>exposing botnigger
Based beyond belief IcarusGOD.
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>>734135631
Keep that shit in /vg/ you fucking faggot tranny fat fuck dickhead.
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>>734135631
Was that thing posted in /vg/ not a shoop?
I thought it was a D club with a gag name pasted onto an actual S rank club
Or is that an actual club that was D last month and they are all now botting a fuckload with that taunting club name?
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>>734135743
>my Late wife Dia
I'm sorry for your loss.
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>>734135694
Damn, you got gaslit hard
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When will the game add functionality to compare your own veteran uma? How wasn't this in from the start? Taking screenshots and then combining them is stupid busywork that I shouldn't have to do.

>>734135694
Get fucked.

>>734135863
I laughed.
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>>734135631
EDEN SISTERS, EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!
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>>734135631
Please PLEASE I need to see more normalnigger redditors seething at one of our own (even if a nigger is from /vg/ he still has more in common with us than them). Other screencaps please?
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>>734128881
Why is she in Denver?
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There's no such thing as a /v/ <-> /uma/ exclusive browser, come on
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>>734135783
I wanted to go for a weird build focused around triple Keen Eye, I had hoped MANT would make up for using 0lb Gold City
I might just have to borrow her anyways to get that juicy race bonus that only shows up at 4lb
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>>734135849
it's a very angry singaporean who created the botting program. he decided to go on a crusade against eden and cygames after they added black umas to the game in JP
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>>734135956
This poster is from South East Asia
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>>734129502
I'm not happy at all but also I don't want to burn myself out right before MANT.
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>>734135752
I like /v/ma and /uma/ but sometimes /uma/ threads get too wild so I end up lurking here instead
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>>734135747
you just KNOW
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>>734135694
This is the only dirt CM with soul.
All next dirt CM will be just three Copano Rickey competing each other.
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>>734135896
I often say I am ready to be tied into a missile and launched at Eden but some anon actually did it
Absolutely madlad
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having a moment again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8yOsn8D52Y
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>club went from A to B in 4 months
Yeah, I think it's time to leave
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>>734135895
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>>734135863
NOOOO I KILLED HER WITH MY WORDSS
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>>734136009
aside from no S this looks solid, maybe lacking highlander or forward march but still pretty damn good
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I really like Oguri Cap
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>I got kicked out of my club
>wasn't even a sweaty competetive club
I guess I was taking it too easy...
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>>734124098
Love.
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>>734136012
What kind of dumb ass compliment is that
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>>734136172
It’s just a /v/ma thing, he has to off at least 1-2 guys each month
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>>734136172
congrats, that means you don't have a cooldown and there's plenty of people looking for (you)
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>>734136146
Not really in my experience, super low wit, no redshift and shit midrace skills, she can't really compete against good umas but I hope she can luckshit some wins just like in Capricorn.
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>>734136172
If you are active maybe try applying to a different more casual club, there are a TON of slots this month, you can literally pick whichever you want
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>>734136085
You will die before she comes to global.
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>pick whatever you want
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i do not have wit cards
i do not have wit cards
i do not have wit cards
i do not have wit cards
i do not have wit cards
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>>734136220
A woman tier compliment since Shichi is the embodiment of how most women act
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>>734136085
Looks kinda ugly, I mean have you seen her Valentines animation?
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>>734124098
I love Dic
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New RE made me forgot about it
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>>734136339
It can't be THAT bad
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Chiyonobros... She's nothing more than a dork.
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Please don't joke, should I be at 22 rainbow shards?
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>>734136449
No
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>>734136449
Right now at this very moment you should have 22 rainbow shards and 26 golden shards if you didn't miss anything
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>>734136406
wanna guess how many mlb'd wit SR cards I have
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>>734124098
>>734136376
I do kinda want her but the last time I was desperate enough for an uma to spark them they wound up being a bit of a letdown so I'll just let things come as they may. I don't think she's even coming to global for like a year anyway.
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>>734136503
3!
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>>734136510
She's a 2 star character
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>>734136510
She is a 2* uma, anon
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>>734124098
Did one of the /v/ Clubs die?

Or did I just get randomly kicked out, with no warning or explanation? I was logging in every day, doing 600-800k fans
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I was 1.2k points away from the 500 carats at the end of the event's point ladder.
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>>734136510
She's 2* anon
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>>734136639
Which club
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Smart Falcon is a third rate umadol with a fourth rate umanko
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>>734136537
_0_
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>>734136639
Did you let danchou rate your dick this month?
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>>734136085
the prospect of pulling/sparking for an uma just to hear her sing Miss Victoria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqx1rPO-rI
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>>734136639
You failed to post an adequate amount of wuv yous in chat.
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>>734134172
Not a lot of people know, but that artist made an additional panel. She really is a beauty!
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>>734136594
>>734136623
for some reason I thought the only 2* in the future was mambo
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>>734136735
>you get to make the losers dance for your CM champion
What the hell, I want platinum all of a sudden
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>>734136639
what the fuck that sounds super unfair, sounds like you got caught up in one of yesterday's sperg purges the bottom clubs did
you're welcome to post ID and be taken under the wing of another club
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>>734136783
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>>734136776
She's perfect.
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C-can I advertise my reddit club here?
Pleaseee
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They really should make more 1* and 2* umas instead of us just getting the same garbage over and over for years
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>>734136870
/uma/club...
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>reddit shower
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>>734136639
This must be /v/ma doing
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>>734136870
Sweepy...
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>>734136639
Why is /v/mapyoi like this?
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>>734136639
At least you're not on cooldown, since you got kicked. Take a look at the other clubs and see if you'd like to return to your club or join a new one

>>734125792
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>>734136842
My ID is 538773824626

Happy for any club that trades shoes regularly and can maintain a B+ rating.

>>734136742
>>734136730
Maybe that's the problem
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Rice would do that
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>>734136639
Which club kicked you?
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>>734136639
Return all of the dirt shoes you stole and we'll THINK about taking you back.
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/v/mabros our general just got hijacked by trolls. I hope you wouldn't mind if I seek refuge here a while
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>>734137065
What trolls neigha? it looks like an average /uma/ thread to me
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>>734137065
Third one? What the fuck is going on there?
I say fine but behave, aight? No image spamming
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>>734137065
dude that's just how bad your own posters are. go back
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>>734137065
That's just what your general is like.
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>>734137065
Only if you respect Teio hours, which happens right on bump limit
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We will only accept ref/vg/ees into our clubs if you're willing to swap /uma/ for /v/, it is a sacrifice you must make
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>>734137026
Invitation sent!
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What’s a Teio?
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This is my favorite hons
Her name is Gurren Lagann
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>>734137065
Man it’s just March and this is already the 3rd time
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>>734137065
Go ahead, just don't post AI sloppa when you are bored or horny, and don't promote botting. Follow these steps and you too can be an upstanding /v/itizen
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>>734137135
It was an early bake accompanied by a bait OP while with image slots left. We usually don't have a bake until image limit or page 8~9 whichever comes first.
>>734137142
Our thread's getting worse by each passing day. I'll be on my best behavior.
>>734137186
It used to be better but this time is clearly not natural
>>734137193
I don't know that is but I will.
>>734137316
Thanks bros
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>>734137065
What trolls?
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I’m a full time dual citizen of /v/ and /vg/
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>>734137243
All right that's it, you need to go.
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>watch that ping pong anime anon recommended
>now i want to get into table tennis
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>Teio Sho
>Teio can't run it
???
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All this /v/ vs /vg/ but nobody knows I am a dacchi
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>>734137205
I'm actually a /vg/ anon but I prefer dropping my drawings here since you guys like drawfags more
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>>734137410
you forgot your pic
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>>734137065
Found you. You're not allowed to leave, faggot. I'm dragging you back to /uma/ with me and you're going to give those cosplayer posters a (you) and engage in club drama like everyone else.
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>>734137483
You can stay but only if you draw tokai teio
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>>734137065
>ref/vg/ees start appearing on /v/ma
>MANT soon
is this the end?
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>>734137547
>t.
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>>734137454
glad you liked it anon, I seriously hope other anons give it a shot since it's so related to the kind of stories we've had with rivalries and CMs here
you should check out sensei Yuasa's other works like Tatami Galaxy and Kaiba, all short but excellent
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>>734136172
Just post your id for an invite. Our club (currently A rank /herse/) won't kick you unless you flatline all month. I assume most clubs here are relaxed too. Just don't be a total flatliner. We need new blood
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Where are the IDs? I've only seen one
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>>734137454
>talentfags
BIllions must learn to put in the effort
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>>734137640
>t. dragon
but where is the FUN?
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Constantly win my team trials. Still always in demotion range. God, I fucking hate this. Will this be better after MANT
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>>734137607
Noted!
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>>734137703
I will, in fact, get worse
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>>734137362
don't worry byo, most of the hate for /vg/ is the ritualposters and schizos since people don't want them ruining the place, you're welcome here if your cool and join rooms and whatnot
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>>734137496
>mindbroken by melons
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And down we go.
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>>734137719
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You'd think people would be stepping over each other trying to get a spot in oy neigh
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Oh boy, look at the time!
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>>734137756
whomst
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Wuv You
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>>734137703
You can make a TT uma in MANT blindfolded with your arms tied behind your back
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>>734137454
>>734137607
>>734137640
>>734137686
Ping Pong is good, but it was a blast to watch it with others.
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>>734137454
>>734137607
Haven't watched that, but I did watch Marty Supreme and it was such kino that it also made me want to get into table tennis, why does this sport have such kinography?
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>>734137772
Nah, we're civilized people in here. We do tennis table tournament instead for the entry.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTpRRqPyRcU
UMA version when?
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>>734137806
So does everyone else
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>>734137772
I'd join but I'd be a dead weight, their anons look so strong that it would be a bit awkward to be with them. I'll just join a more casual club once my cooldown is over
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Perhaps letting students publish papers was a mistake after all...
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>>734137772
you need to beat the danchou in a 1v1 to get in
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Succubus Laurel O
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>>734137772
I'm not gay
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>>734137772
I can imagine it being viewed as a tryhard club by those who aren't familiar with all the clubs
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So once we get MANT what's going to happen to Unity? I get that we still use URA for fan runs and parents but will just straight up nobody use Unity?
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>>734137482
I gotta ask, is creek mandatory going forward with MANT or is it only used for long CMs?
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>>734137225
Thank you very much! Happy to be back in a club lol
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I start missing Seiunlets /v/ma...
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>>734137962
just for the story
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>>734137884
It's 2 guys dragging around a corpse, you'll do fine
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I think I miss that /herse/ saviour anon
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>the club schizo is back
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>>734138007
You can spot him spouting some crazy shit from time to time still, like tying him and seiun on a rocket or something whacky
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>>734137923
Who is more of a succubus semen demon between Dia and Laurel?
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>>734137893
I wonder who could be behind this study
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>>734128708
Shhhh, don't let them wake up. We carefully manipulated /v/ to believe she's a bad uma. She's only for the first-rate torenas.
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>>734138018
this guy said fuck it and doxxed the entire club
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You may have Seiun, but are you certified?
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>>734137772
i wish they were stepping on me instead of over me haha
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>>734131624
Horse racing never took off in Nevada for some reason. They was a very early attempt in North Vegas but it failed and turned into the race track (cars). They do seasonal races up in Northern Nevada near Reno with Sprinters I think.
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>>734138110
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>>734138101
Not the first time he's done so, he also doxxed der/v/ in the past. But who gives a fuck anyways
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>reuenthal
but where's his mittermeyer?
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>>734138110
Goldslop...
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>/vg/fags arrive
>thread quality decreases
Nooticing
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>>734138110
Your favorite uma is... yes, I can see it... Tokai Teio!
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What is the focus in training for TT anyway? Get as many gold skills as possible?
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>>734138212
no its actually silence suzuka
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>>734138235
That and inflating your stats to fight stronger trainers for more points/carats
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>>734138154
>>734138101
>doxxed
Are you people shitposting? It's the website literally everyone uses
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>>734138164
In /v/mapyoi
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>>734138293
you're supposed to censor the names out though
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>>734138203
We're on our Teiohours newfriend
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>>734138235
as many golds that trigger easily, very high wit, run 3 different strategies
that's about it
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>>734138235

Gold skills that trigger reliably, corner/straights are always good, "pass someone on the outside in final corner" is rng nonsense. Having good enough stats you can still win the race. Also make sure all 3 umas for each distance are using different style.
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>>734138278
Is fighting stronger teams ranks actually give more points? Or is it just about choosing top team out of 3 presented?
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>>734138293
It's good etiquette to censor the names but you wouldn't know anything about acting civilised because you are a banana-munching nigger
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3 more days until I can get Fine Motion and get a real wit card
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ALL MY AQUA RUNS ARE LOWROLLS AIEEEE
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>>734138293
It invites name posting you fucking moron. This is an anonymous board not a fucking discord server
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>>734138356
>>734138452
Why? For rooms I get it cause people might sperg out at an anon for some dumb reason, but the club member list is all public, I don't see the big deal
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>>734138470
I've only got 30k carats for it
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>>734138293
it's a newfag "meme." You're supposed to play along and play pretend like you're all hyper anonymous secret agents and do stupid shit like put black boxes over the names of people you raced with even though it's trivially simple for anyone to see who it was.
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>>734138508
I got 40k, a rainbow crystal and a dream
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>>734138293
It's a meme lad. It doesn't really matters much. Same as censoring the names and eyes of people in the rooms.

HOWEVER, taking measures to avoid any kind of namefagging and dick measuring competition from happening is always good. Many people here have been in failed generals that eventually got taken over by attention whores and their simps, and want to avoid that from happening again. Try to avoid posting names. We are all anonymous here. "You" are all "me" after all.
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>>734137571
Okay here
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>>734138442
>stronger teams ranks actually give more points
Yes. Also unique running styles.
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>>734138442

The bigger the "ranking" difference is between the teams the bigger the point multiplier you get.
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>>734138548
You're gonna make it
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>>734138535
Found the uncivilised nigger, hello little negro monkey ooh ooh ah ah
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>>734138442
It's basically the same thing, you always want to pick the top option even if you get less red/gold gifts because it gives you an additional point modifier
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Teio could never be the face of a franchise.
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>>734138265
Based
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>>734138535
>newfag
Its been here for a while, anonymous, since near the very start in fact
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>>734138557
You're now a certified Teiobro heehee
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>>734138553
>spoiler
This but unironically
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>>734137882
Your point being?
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>>734138557
Do you take a doodle request drawbro?
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>>734138557
Cute
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>>734138557
Thread ruined...
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>>734138553
Censoring names in rooms makes sense cause people might sperg out at a guy with a whale deck or at a guy that constantly wins or whatever so I understand that. The clublist isn't gonna lead to namefagging unless you're calling somebody out for flatlining or grinding too much.
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>censoring names to avoid namefagging and other discord shit is "newfag" behavior
Way to out yourself
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>Thread quality immediately nosedived after the first Teio post
Fuck my life, I’m out
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>>734138557
we now grant you title of /v/mabro
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>>734138557
You'll fit nicely here... just make the switch and replace the /uma/ in your profile with /v/
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Metafags pick the top option in TT because it gives them more points on average.
I pick the top option in TT so my team wins fewer times, reducing the number of fucking garbage present-opening animations I'm forced to watch (for 200 support points each, wow!).
We are not the same.
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What are the chances that Forever Young will be bombed, or team is already out of Saudis?
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>just get on my break at work
>this shit
Please have a better thread in about 4.5 hours
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>>734138557
Thank you drawfriend. Your art is always welcome here
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>>734138649
why is she using flat nose pliers to cut through chain?
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Taishin is sexy and I'm tired of pretending she isn't.
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>>734138750
Sometimes I cackle while playing Aoharu because it can take like two minutes just to go from one year to the next with all the events, menu animations, and shit.
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>>734138750
>he doesnt giftmaxx by picking bottom options each time
NGMI
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>>734138803

The upcoming nuclear war will end us all, don't worry about it.
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>>734138812
I just got out of work too, what happened what ruined the thread?
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>>734138803
Pretty low unless Trump started to park Patriots on the race course
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>>734138803

Last I heard the horse has been in Dubai since February 14th. The race is currently on hold and all flights are cancelled (the main airport was hit). Imagine if Trump gets the horse killed.
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>>734138557
You dont have to switch anything desu, but i love her
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>>734138837
She has uma strength she doesn't gives a shit. She could probably yank that chain off with her bare hands if she wanted to
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>>734138716
Caring about being le anonymous le legion le secret club is newfag behavior. What are you going to do next, organize umapyoi legend karaoke outside the church of scientology? Fucking newfags.
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>last month was fucking terrible
>didn't have enough time to play
>I didn't get kicked out the club
WAAAAAAH MY DANCHOU IS SO NICEEEEEEEEE
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>>734138941
Go back to /vg/ dude, this is embarrasing
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please don't engage with obvious bait next time guys, he is trying to get a reaction out of you and derail the thread on purpose
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>>734138941
Last (you) you're getting.
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Alright its probably a Janny or something trying to stir up shit after the bump, ignore him
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nobody wants to join my club
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Reminder that there are 2-3 schizos active at a time trying to sow discord in /v/ma. You will notice they will never attach any uma image to their shitpost, so you can safely ignore them.
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>still seething
Newfag...
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Relax bros its not a big deal.
Let us bond over our hatred of teiobros
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>>734139063
I'll join, my ID is
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>>734139029
>A good Golshi post
Hwell, butter my butt 'n call me a biscuit!
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>>734139108
Aston Kutcher...
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>>734139074
that's not true. i attach uma pictures to my posts all the time!
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>>734139094
Teiobros did nothing wrong though...
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>Caring about being le anonymous le legion le secret club is newfag behavior.
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>>734138557
SAVED
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>>734139108
Aston Martin...
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>>734138716
Seriously. name censoring might as well be /v/ma's shopping cart litmus test
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I can deny it no longer, I like Golshi
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>>734139074
>Grab schizo
>Remove mask
>It's the fucking scatjeet again
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>>734138101
>he isn't aware danchous have all the clubs open in their own tabs to keep track of who to blacklist
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This is your new queen
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>>734139219
ummmm but /uma/ does that too...
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>>734139234
I oscillate between annoyance and begrudging endearment, which I suppose is a credit to the character writing
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>>734139234
but she's mean
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now that we're in bump limit nobody is gonna see this but this one stego cosplayer on my timeline keeps posting her feet and i hate the thoughts that come into my head
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>>734139270
smart_falcon_smiling_trying_not_to_laugh.jpg
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>>734139219
One time i doxxed accidentally because i copied the wrong layer in paint...
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>>734137768
Someone should make this with Gentildonna
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>>734139234
I like anime Gold Ship
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>>734139108
Sent
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>>734139307
So is Suzuka, but that doesn’t stop people from loving her?
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>>734139337
>stego
>feet
are they gross and skinny and bony and dry and sweatless? or sexy and curvaceous and surrounded perpetually by a stuffy aura of steam?
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Which distance is the quintessential semen-slurping race in Umamusume?
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Hm, don't see the resemblance
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>>734139440
LONGSLOP
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>>734139425
This is just affectionate rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCa_fJaMAy4
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>>734139451
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>>734139375
Game Golshi looks like a beautiful girl with a silly side
Anime Golshi looks like a troon
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>>734138903
Stop that! We don't need another ironic horse death associated with the franchise! Special Week dying during the first season is already ominous enough but a horse named Forever Young that was born the day the game launched is more than one flag too many.
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>>734139437
i don't know. they look like nice feet. a little shiny, like they were covered in sweat
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>>734139437
Hard. Dead skin and calluses from lots of traveling on foot
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When donkey Rob Roy is released?
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>>734139451
HER EYES LOOK LIKE ALMONDS
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>>734139510
Be kinda funny if they died from a missile, just a lottle. I don't want it to happen, but still funny.
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>>734139551
My FUARKING HERO releases mid autumn
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>>734139510
>Forever Young [...] was born the day the game launched
Seriously?
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>>734138669
Usually I don't since I'm not very good at keeping promises when it comes to drawing but if its something as simple as "draw my oshi" I can probably do it
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Reminder on what the rich umageoisie class are hiding from you.
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>>734139440
Medium. It's the worst of both worlds oooh you have to max speed but also get enough stam and if you pace chase you don't have accel better to whale th- FUCK YOOOOOOU
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>>734139481
This image ALWAYS without fail reminds me of that massive Creek gif that drawGod posted once
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/v/ma is comfy, I promise to behave whenever I lurk bros
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>>734139585
You know what funnier? Your death
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>>734139620
Draw my oshi
>Who is she
The best uma in the game, obviously
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>>734139620
Just a doodle of my Fuji wife yeah, don't have to if you don't want to but I wanted to shoot my shot
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>>734139510
Would cause an actual EOL and EOS on all servers
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>>734139510
the umamusume curse killing a horse via an iranian missile sent to dubai due to a conflict between israel and iran fueled by the USA to take attention away from the files would be extremely funny
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>>734139613
For realz. BY THIS 7 FOREVER YOUNG WILL ESCAPE DUBAI EVEN IF HIS TRAINER GETS STUCK BECAUSE HIS PASSPORT GOT STOLEN!
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>>734139719
I second his request, draw his oshi
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>>734139620
>new drawGOD
/uma/, we're keeping this one. He's ours now
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>>734139680
You should join us permanently...
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I hope danchou kicks me some day so I can join ASTER
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>>734139740
>0
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>We are seeing brain drain happening LIVE because of schizo terrorism attacks in our neighbor country
I know who's behind all of this
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/v/ma is comfy, I promise to make nefarious posts here bwos...
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>>734139852
ASTER is soulful, if I ever go on an extended leave I hope I can get in there when I come back.
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>>734139886
bwo...
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GIB CLUB
ID: Reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep tonight
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Okay but do I call her Zeno, Rob, Roy or Rob Roy?
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>>734139886
You can make nefarious posts all you want. Just attach an image of an uma you dislike.
It's what I do.
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>>734139757
>New
I've been here ever since I posted that one cute Brian/Kingu/Kawakami princess doodle that I did in MSpaint
>>734139725
Alright, the thread is going to die but I'll do your request
>>734139719
Curren, got it
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>>734139926
FUCK YOU DANCHO KILL HIM
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>>734139926
fuck you
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>Get Eishin Flash
>Upgrade to potential 5
>Finally play
>Get Hot Springs and 3 Stamina spark with decent stats on first playthrough
She really gave me almost perfect playthrough and now I don't think I have a reason to play her.
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>>734139926
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>>734139926
Joke's on you my mom is already dead ;_;
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>>734139940
I just call her my fuarking donkey
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Ikuno ...
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>>734139926
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>>734139940
You call her ZRR (one syllable)
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>>734139926
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
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>>734138903
Uma OVA featuring Ebayan outrunning missile strikes as she tries to make it to the Umassad secret bunker when?
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>>734139926
So this is the power of /vg/
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>>734139451
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>>734139957
Thank you so much man :D
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>>734139926
Not tonight!
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>>734139926
Rice VILLAIN would do this!
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>>734139951
but I don't save uma reaction images because they're too annoying to catalogue...
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>>734140029
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Reminder that everything wrong with /v/ma can be correlated to one individual.
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>>734139957
>I posted that one cute Brian/Kingu/Kawakami princess doodle that I did in MSpaint
Ah shit which one was it? I wanna see it
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>>734139957
>Curren
Why does (you) women like her so much
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der/v/ wants you to take ref/vg/ees into your club so they can change it from the inside out while their club remains pure
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>>734139957
>foidanon
/uma/, we don't want this one. You can keep em
looking forward to your based curren drawing
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>>734139926
Jewish tricks
You will fit perfectly in Oy Neigh
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>>734140086
this but it's actually the finns
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>>734140097
ESLbwo...
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>>734140136
Preach
T. Teiobro and Finnish
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>>734139957
You can stay here permanently and abandon /uma/ it's been really shit there recently anyway
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>>734140106
How did der/v/ replace the jewish club with a jewish name at doing jewish things?
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Wait I actually am looking for a club no meme, how long is cooldown?
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>>734140106
>Pinning it on Der/v/
That's quite clearly Oy Neigh. Destabilizing the whole Umiddle East, while Umeuropa takes the refugees. They bribe and blackmail their politicians and royalty so that they allow it. Wake up sheeple.
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>>734139992
Biggest tits to height proportion vtw
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>>734140191
they have always been the evil in the shadows, their danchou advertises the club with 20th cb screenshots, it can't vet any more obvious
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>>734140150
pls andastd eigo muzukasii
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>>734140191
We run the stakes, the fun races, everything
>>734140220
24 hours
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>>734139940
read the stories bro, they always call her rob roy
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>>734140220
24 hours
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>>734140220
24 hours
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>Missed the thread
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>>734140220
1440 minutes
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Do yo think oy neigh will ever change their name to something more blatantly /v/ related? Neigh/v/ sounds nice
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>>734139995
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>>734139940
>My wives? Brian, Robert, Rudolf, and Mr. Cock Balls
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>>734140289
Just make the next one
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>>734140220
24 hrs
Join ASTER btw, B+ chill club
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>>734140220
86400 seconds
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/v/ma is probably gonna have 3 spots soon
>>
NIGGER
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>>734140106
this is hate speech, my club just took int 5 ref/vg/ees yesterday, they're innocent young men despite looking 35 and my wife and daughters love playing with them all day. board multiculturalism is our greatest strength.
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>>734140297
I hope they don't, it's the best name next to der/v/, there's plenty of /v/ clubs without it on their names anyway
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>>734140336
Ok bet
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>>734140248
Come to /v/mers. Post your ID. We need more blood.
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>>734140096
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>>734140362
She would not say that
>>
7 minutes
7 minutes is all I can spare to fan grind for you Danchou
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>>734140361
*29
Sorry typo
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>>734140395
Cute
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>>734140363
So inspiring... thanks for sharing Anon... we truly must be better torenas.
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>>734140297
They identify as /v/irgins only when it benefits them.
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>go home
>find this greeting you
What do?
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>>734140439
Ask her where my wife Aoi is
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>Kicked from my club cuz i was playing RE9 for a week
Oh well, time to change my name and sneak somewhere
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>>734140439
Tuck her in bed and bang Aoi
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>>734140439
NOTHING HAPPENED IN THAT HOT SPRING IS SWEAR
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>>734140439
I always got that thing on me
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>>734140439
Meeksex
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>>734140439
>see her 500/500/500/500/500 statline
>get the ick
>call her an uber and make her wait outside
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>>734140395
It maybe really a femanon with Curren as oshi. Cute art btw
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>>734140361
Danchou please, have mercy
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>>734140472
Join /herse/, just don't flatline!
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>>734140472
Your ID is already on the list.
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Will fan requirements for clubs skyrocket with MANT, or top clubs simply hit the ceiling of fans anyway so it won't make fan inflation won't matter?
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>>734140472
The Danchous keep a running list of kicked flatliners just so you know.
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>>734140494
NTA but we exist
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>>734140395
Sweet, I love my King and Kawakami, Brian is cool too but I haven't had opportunity to use her in a CM, yet...
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As the spokesman for all Germans I say that we greatly dislike Teio
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>>734140472
>He thinks I don't have all trainers IDs in a spreadsheet
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>>734140549
According to our jpbros, expect them to triple.
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>>734140492
That's 500x human strength btw
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>>734140578
CUMA danchou....
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>>734140549
It doesn't matter, everyone has 24-hour days and everyone will have to spend 40 minutes to 1 hour to finish a single MANT career. The numbers will increase but the status quo will remain unless they ban all EDEN niggers
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>>734140596
AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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>>734140472
>gamer with good taste
Der/v/ has a spot
>>734140549
I eill be taking it easy. If that will be a reason for a kick, so be it. Lower grade clubs would have spots open during that time anyway
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>>734140439
rescue her from her dogshit trainer and get her a podium finish that won't be groundhog day'd
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>PC died so can't play any game other than uma
>This means I will never get kicked
Something good at least
>>
>>734140557
I know. It's just I've met so many of you and even friends IRL that really loves Curren. I actually don't get how is it so consistent
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>>734140535
Once a Flatliner, always a Flatliner.
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>>734140549
Fans won't change at the top level because URA is faster to grind. The fan levels at the bottom and middle tiers are what's going to rise.
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>>734140662
Shinko Baldy bro...
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>>734140472
You're welcome to join back anon, just give us a heads-up if you're gonna go missing for days again
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>>734140675
I’m a changed man I swear…
>>
HOW DO I SOLVE THE FINAL PUZZLE IN RE9
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>>734140680
Extremely bald
>>
Ok /herse/, what do we think about Biwa administration?
>>
>>734140726
You'll get a clue if you can solve this
>>
I still haven't beaten the Pinky Nursefather...
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>/v/ma immediately falls over themselves to suck the toes of anyone giving off girl aura
>"femanon"
pathetic... I'm leaving for /uma/... then I'm leaving /uma/ and coming back here as soon as they do something annoying...
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STOP TALKING ABOUT REQUIEM I HAVEN'T BOUGHT IT YET
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>>734140726
Pay attention to Teio.
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>>734140784
He's like the easiest one...
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>>734140787
You'll come back in here not even a minute in
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>>734140790
>He isnt training grace
YOU ARE BRICKED
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>>734140780
That's clever.
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>>734140787
If I spurned every femanon then I wouldn't have my danchou
>>
Now that the thread is over.
I'll admit I find Leon hot as fuck
>>
wow this is a long page 10
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>>734140784
Just parry the green ones and let Ryoshu tank the big attacks, man, get IDs with slash resistance
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>>734140913
Who doesn't, get in line.
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I saw a video where Leon fights zombies with chainsaws with rock music playing in the background and it just looks too silly compared to RE4 or even RE4R. I thought RE6 was bad?
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>>734140920
/v/ is dying
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>>734140920
Just look at this spic.
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I can't believe MANT is coming
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>>734140920
We almost hit 1000 posts last night. /v/ is dead.
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>>734140952
That’s a pure white Kentucky girl
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>>734140943
Therre are no bad REs when leon is playable
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OGURI HAS A 20% SPEED BOOST AND I STILL CAN'T MAX OUT HER SPEED WHY AM I LOWROLLING SO MUCH I HATE AQUA
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>>734140920
this thread is the most active one on /v/. i can't imagine why.
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>>734140965
Can we Teiopost to the imagelimit?
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>>734140952
Do NOT post lewds of my danchou!
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>>734140472
come back home der/v/man
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>>734140989
Just use 3 speed cards. It's ok.
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>>734140989
Yeah, Megumin is better
>>
SO THIS IS WHERE YOU WERE HIDING LEON
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE YOU NEED TO FUCK CLAIRE
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/v/ EOS soon...
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Rape all teioposters
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>>734140929
Wait no not the green ones, that's the roach boy, parry the easy ones that say that they will lower offensive level first and then have Ryoshu tank the hopeless and struggling clashes, you need to keep an eye on your sinners speeds tho
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>>734141024
>teioslop
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>>734141041
Requesting a drawing of chris redfield training an uma
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>>734141041
It's over dude, Claire is dried up and Leon is married to someone else
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>>734141018
Let me help you with that.
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>>734141024
no sloppa
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>>734140784
Just fucking kill her, you have an easy mode ID now
>>
tetas
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>>734141041
Leon? Banging prime sherry pussy every night
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>>734141096
can't use him on that stage, only meur, ryo and outis
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>>734140821
>>734140929
The DOT just eventually gets me. My Outis and Meur ids are just bad, I think I'll craft the LCA one and pray

>>734141096
Can't use him in that fight...
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i wasted my day yeterday by playing dmc2 and thinking "it can't be that bad"
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>800 posts
Holy dead board, no wonder janny hates us
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>/v/ma - resident evil and limbus
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>>734141082
>>734141091
It's okay when it's Teio.

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