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And this is just the appetizer, get ready for WiWa to hit 97+
PokeCHADS always win baby!
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these faggot reviewers didn't give air riders and bananza the 99s they deserve so they can go fuck themselves
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>>734125949
>acnh but with a pokeslop skin
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>>734125998
lol
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>>734125949
Pokefags will 90+ anything
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Did they walk back the Key Kart thing?
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>>734125949
I find this hard to believe even if it is legit
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>>734125949
I fucking kneel
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>>734126123
no
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>>734125949
>pokemon spinoff better than main line resident evil game
Lmao
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>>734126104
explain SwSh/SV scores?
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>>734125949
If only the Pokemon Company could remove Game Freak out of Pokemon.
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>The highest rate Pokemon game ever
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>>734125949
Game Journalists love Animal Crossing so this sadly isn't surprising
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even if it drops to 80 it will be a good score for a spin off
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>>734125949
Snoy here... I'm sorry!!!
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Fake. No Pokémon game has ever scored over 76.
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STOP THE COUNT!
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>>734126140
RIP
Switch 2 still only has 2 games I guess
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So how much of Builders is there?
Can you build buildings, fields etc and have pokemons work in it like Builders NPCs?
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>>734125949
I find this very hard to believe, everything they've shown from this game has been meh
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Bros, am I retarded for buying a Switch 2 for this game? I don't like- Hell, I fucking hate Animal Crossing. But apparently it's not Animal Crossing. This one has, like, actual gameplay?
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>>734125949
I am excited for it. Should be a good 1000 hours of detailed landscaping.
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>>734125949
>a pokemon spinoff on a game key card is the 2nd highest rated switch 2 exclusive
what the fuck
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>>734126265
>rip
no one besides haters and the "muh preservation" faggots actually care.
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>>734126459
There hasn't been a good Pokemon game in over a decade, one that isn't completely terrible is a triumph.
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>>734126459
>on a game key card
I don't understand the key card discourse, who the fuck still buys physical games?
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>>734126505
the legends games were fine
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WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BLAST!!
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>>734126534
ZA was not good.
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>>734126497
I have a switch and a switch 2 and I've only ever bought physical games. I don't think I'm going to change so I'm kinda pissed I can't get this.

The only company I trust for long term digital distribution is steam because of their track record, I'm not sure if I can still play this in 20 years.
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>opencritic still has that .9 review shit
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>>734126559
i'm liking it
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>>734126174
Abysmal dogshit
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>>734126576
and yet you don't count Nintendo Wii's service still working to this day?
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>>734126584
You're still going through it? Nothing changes the entire runtime, even the DLC is all wild zones/battle zones/theo occasional boss. It gets boring by the end and you're one shotting everything while standing still.
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Looking at this screenshot, my guess is that we're going to have a lot of objectives where we restore the landscape/town to its original form.
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>>734126634
I just beat Ivor, but it's been alright. My biggest fear is that i'm going to see everything the game has to offer too early.
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Does it have some proper story mode or objectives or something? I couldn't get into ACNH because it was just decorating shit
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Welcome to Pokemon, where the spin offs are usually better than the main games.

At least Wind and Waves seems to be getting a better reception for the time being compared to the entries of the last 10 years.
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>>734126652
they're keeping a lot of things hidden, like in the treehouse they distinctly avoid talking to bulbasaur or going to the mines
>>734126665
animal crossing doesn't have a plot
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>>734125949
Memes aside, is the Nintendo/Pokemon bonus real?
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>>734125949
DQ Builders were really damn good games so no big surprise that a game that refines the formula and uses Pokemon well will be a big hit critically and financially.
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>>734126701
if anything it's usually the reverse because "lol kiddy/not gamer(tm)"
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>>734126104
cope
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GTA6 is gonna be delayed again to spare it from embarrassment when pokopia wins goty
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Now where's the ditto girl porn at?
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>>734126694
>animal crossing doesn't have a plot
I know I said that's why I couldn't get into it ????
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>>734126701
Maybe in the Wii era but it's hard to claim that now when since the Wii U every Nintendo game that isn't mainline Mario or Zelda has reviewed like shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIh5AHxh-Ok
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>>734126764
ah meant that this one has
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>>734126701
Yes, this is the score without the bonus
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The people complaining about "key carts" are the kind of people who still show up to GameStop looking like this
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>>734126737
???
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how long have they had copies? this doesn't seem like the kind of game you can properly score after playing it for a day
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>>734126789
Based thanks
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>>734126657
You've basically seen everything already, it's more of the same from where you are even if you buy the DLC(but the DLC hides everything behind long grinds and levels with time limits so the base game is better).

>>734126665
Reviews are saying there's a 40-50 hour campaign.
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>>734126801
exception to the rule
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>>734126530
nta but i refuse to buy digital games for full price. physical editions/special editions are the only times i find it justified.
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>>734126701
It appears from time to time. The last games haven't been rated to well, so maybe not in the Switch 2 era where shit is more expensive.
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>>734126701
No.
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>>734125949
Wrong board OP. Let me help you!
>>>/vp/
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>>734126315
nigga it was literally described as animal crossing/minecraft like in the tera leak, if you don't like animal crossing/building a community you probably won't like this
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>>734126104
The funny thing is, I don't think any Pokemon game has scored a 90 on Metashitic, not even the mainline titles. Pokopia could end up the highest rated Pokemon game ever.
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>>734126797
It went up
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>>734126797
reminder that this review only looks low because they again fucked up the review
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Rebuilding the roads of Kanto one at a time, keep on keeping on.
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>>734126559
it was great
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>>734126797
Retard. Opencritic always shows the wrong reviews at launch because there's always one review that's bugged and shows shit like 0.9/10
in fact, that's exactly what it is right now.
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Cant wait for it to be up digitally on Amazon jp and grab it for 40 euros. 50 at worst if I need to get it with giftcards
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It just went down, 89 now
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>>734126801
if you had ears you would understand.
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>>734126878
>The bitches of level up gave it a 9
Okay this may actually be a banger
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>>734126559
I agree ZA was ass, Legends Arceus was decent though
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>>734126815
isn't it usually 2 weeks for review periods these days
in any case they can just date change their switch to get through things faster, they'll sure know that trick from the animal crossing days
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>>734126919
based, i do the same
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>>734126948
I swear OC is doing it intentionally making it 0.9
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>>734125949
>with nintendo bonus
So it's 80
Another mid game
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>>734126701
What do you think?
This game is a farming sim with 0 combat, 0 story and childish characters and gets a 90 lmao
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>>734126878
>0.9/10
Jesus, what a disaster
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>>734126892
go to hell poketard
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>>734126929
Based
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Might be the first Pokemon I'll buy in over 10 years, just because Builders 1 and 2 were genuinely good.
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>better metascore than RE9 Requiem
I don't get it
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>>734126929
RE9bros!!!!
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>>734127002
>buy
You mean rent
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>>734126065
Why you retards always get this wrong? Its a dqb clone, same devs.
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>>734127004
Nintendo bonus
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RE9 won
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Yea Nintendo may have just gotten their new Animal Crossing type mega franchise
This is going to sell like hotcakes
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>>734127004
Pokopia's plot is basically the aftermath of RE9's plot happening in Kanto
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>>734126190
Yeah but this is a dq builders clone not ac
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>Nintendo bonus
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>>734126995
cry
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>>734126701
yes, shit games like XY and SM have like 89, SwSw,PLA, ZA and SV that are godawful trash are 70s that is way too high for what they are, while good games like Emerald are below 80 (which is actual a good score without inflations)
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this isn't animal crossing
you actually get to do stuff here, and you're a pokemon
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Why are people putting stake in 'professional' reviewers? Does this actually influence your decision to buy the game? If you were a Pokemon fan, wouldn't you already buy it, not as a blind fanboy, but a fan in general?
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>>734126576
you should evolve and just move to digital only.
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>>734127079
It's not quite a clone, they removed the combat from it to make it more of a comfy title.
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>>734126576
Anon, you can download all your wii eshop games today, right now, 20 years later.
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>"WAAAAAAAAH NINTENDO BONUS WAAAAAAAAAH"
I promise to God that I will call upon the name of the Lord if you use this cope against the next 3D Mario.
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>>734126919
damn wait that's hella cheap, how do I do that?
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>>734127152
sorry non-browns only
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>>734127148
It's always nintendo bonus, regardless which game it is
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Unironically would get this digital. That way I wouldn't need to fiddle with the carts. It's one of those games that benefit greatly from it.
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>>734127116
>If you were a Pokemon fan, wouldn't you already buy it
No.
I don't buy anything with a Pikachu on it, like some of the fanbase do.

Either way, I don't buy digital games and I won't buy a key card, so it's a lost sale until this is solved.
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>>734127189
You are going to leave the next 3D Mario alone.
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>>734127148
i would find much more credible a 3D mario game above 95 than fucking DQ Builders with a pokemon skin at 90
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>>734127024
You're stupid holy shit
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>>734127138
>>734127121
>>734126621
Yeah sorry boys I'm still not paying more than $10 for a digital game
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>>734125998
>Air Ride 9/10
>City Trial 10/10
>Top Ride 6.0/10
>Road Trip 6.6/10
sums up
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>>734125949
nuclear melty in 2... 4....
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>>734125998
Bananza literally has a better score?
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>>734127039
Rateflation is too real
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>>734127208
>It's one of those games that benefit greatly from it.
I don't understand.
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>>734126701
I think it's pretty much exclusive to tentpole titles in their biggest series. There's a reason no 3D Zelda has a MC score below a 90.
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>>734127239
kek no one cares about you not buying
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>>734127232
Isn't it keycard/digital only?
It doesn't belong to you then
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Full Pokédex?
>>734127208
I traded in some games, so I got the game physically. i kinda wish I could get it digitally just to avoid the headache too.
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>>734126186
>no made by gamefreak
sounds about right
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>>734127262
No need to fiddle through your cart. It's also time-based so you can jump in at the time you want to.
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>>734126884
HUH, Death stranding looks like THIS? is this ds 1 or 2 ?
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>>734127208
Yeah, same with MP titles, games that you can just star immediately to burn time.
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>>734127152
It's a bit of a chore to set up but after you do it once it's seamless
>create amazon jp account with jp address and set the region of your digital items to japan
>create jp eshop account, you can change your current one's location but it's a pain to move back and forth
>buy game codes or eshop credit from amazon jp, since yen is basically worthless games are insanely cheap
Every nintendo game is multilanguage, for others you have to manually check if they include english
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>>734127225
It's DQ Builders with content removed and a Pokemon skin. But DQ Builders 2 reviewed highly(an 86) so the scores are pretty close. It's clear that the novelty of it being Pokemon is leading to higher scores though.
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>Le nintendo bonus despite pokemon games never scoring high
>caring this much over reviews
12 year olds hours
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Switch2let here, is it DQB kino?
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>nintendo bonus
>pokemon bonus
-20 points
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>>734127308
basically the only game right now that could have "regional differences" is splatoon
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>>734126834
Nintendo solved this issue by raising the physical games price by 10eurodollarinos
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>>734127281
we know that there are 300+ mons atleast, no real concrete number yet.
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>>734127279
You can resell, lend or gift gkc just like any physical game, the difference is that you get better load speeds because running games from internal memory is faster that from gc or msd
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>>734127327
Sores upon you.
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>>734127116
Shitposting material
Just like the Steam charts threads
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>>734127354
the fuck are you talking about? First party Switch and Switch 2 games are often 10-15 euros cheaper physical if you look at the right stores.
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>>734127298
I don't understand why this game "benefits greatly" from being digital.

I don't understand why you think it being physical would be a problem.

Can you explain your reasons please? thanks
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>>734127363
I can't dump the contents of a key card, which is crucial for “preservation”, you see.
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>>734127281
According to a review there's Pokemon all the way up to Gen 9 in so not just Kanto and they said they're still discovering more mons so there's a good bit
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>>734127039
MGS is the only organic score here. Everything else is activism.
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>>734127427
You can't dump the content of a game card either anyway, that sounds like poorfag cope.
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>>734127279
its essentially a digital game you can resell, I have no idea why niggers on social medias are claiming they are draconic drm bound nazi pods all the time.
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>>734127189
What's the Nintendo Bonus of Mario & Luigi brothership and Metroid Prime 4 which just came and went?
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>>734127414
what part of having to change carts to get into a game at the heat of the moment or when traveling vs immediately jumping into the game at any given time could you not get
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>>734126701
>countless nintendo fansites with nintendo in the name giving all their games high scores
What do you think?
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>>734127281
>Full Pokédex?
https://gamewith.jp/pocoapokemon/530830

scroll down. We don't know all of them yet.
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>>734127414
nta but are you slow
it's a game you play here and there on the side
changing cartridges back and forth is an inconvenience when you have the option of not doing that
retard
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>>734126701
I think it’s more like major AAA releases have a “review floor” where they can’t get lower than a 6/7 or the reviewer gets shitcanned.
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>>734127465
>having to change carts to get into a game at the heat of the moment
holy autism
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they called it pokopia because when the haters see it all they do is poCOPE at ya
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>>734127504
probably, but it is a good feeling being able to switch games in a snap. it's the same feeling running different games in pc
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>>734127512
>>734127487

Cry harder, Eric
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>>734127489
>Piplup
That's it. GOTY
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>>734127460
Because no one above the age of 12 is selling their games anymore and Gamestop barely has any stores still around. So it's extra hassle from changing carts for no benefit to them and the download license can be revoked, which makes buying used GKCs more of a dice roll if some retard got it banned.
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>>734127489
Also heard that mons do evolve in this game, so those base forms add even more mons
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>>734127465
>didnt answer
Why not? I won't bite.
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March 12th Famitsu thread will be spicy
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>>734127308
I assume the address doesn't really matter since it's digital codes and that I can just use some random kobini or net cafe's address
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>>734125949
Now we listen to metacritic scores?
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>>734127608
Yeah
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>>734127614
why "now"? snoys obsess with that shit all the time
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>>734127489
>Greninja, Scorbunny, Rowlet, Piplup
Dammit they're tempting me
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>>734127569
considering people can play gkcs without needing to be "activated" online or something, I don't think license would be an issue
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>>734127325
Yes
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>>734127558
It's impossible for someone to post twice in that time period even with 4chan Pass. Know what that means? It's time for your meds.
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>>734127651
We're better than them, aren't we?
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>>734125949
I doubt it. This score just tells me that people reviewers simply do not like Pokemon battles or fighting period. I'm still getting it and champions though.
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>>734127586
they do? I don't remember vids saying that
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>>734127678
You need to be online to download the game from a GKC to your internal storage, so yes if you're buying a used card the license can be banned when you try to install off it.
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>>734125949
Wait
It's actually good?
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>>734127489
What did they mean by this?
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>>734127653
kek nice one itoddler
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So who gave AIDS to pikachu in the end?
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A Pokémon game over 90! Well don't that beat all. Is this the official beginning of Pokémon's triumphant century?
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>>734127412
>might be cheaper
msrp still is 10 more
Mario Kart World is 89.99$€

that's why buying the bundle is a no brainer.
The only other bundle you can get is Pokemon Z-A. Even store bundles use the MKW edition and try to sell you another game with it
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>>734126104
Anon, this is the first Pokemon related game to currently have 90 on metric.
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>>734127736
Pretending to pursue your boogeyman for dopamine is a sign of serious mental health issues. I hope you can get past this.
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>>734127751
Mr. Windychu
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>>734127724
yeah, but if it works like a typical digital distro then that would require the game to be "unlocked" on release date, but people have been playing a lot of gkcs before the official digital release. seems like the only checker here is the cart itself
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>>734127729
It is a dqb game without fighting but with pokemon.
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>>734125949
>caring about a game for women and little girls
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Reading through the lower reviews, it seems the repetitive nature of the game is what is dragging it down for them.

>Pokémon Pokopia met our expectations, even if it's not perfect. It does have a repetitive aspect inherent to the genre, which won't appeal to everyone, and some technical issues that can become annoying over time.

>There is a fun time to be had here, but ultimately Pokemon Pokopia doesn't explore the Pokemon side of its world and offers building quests that are mostly rigid and repetitive.

>By taking the best ideas from Dragon Quest Builders and adapting them to Pokémon, Pokopia offers a proven formula that works well. With its extensive Pokédex and numerous secrets, Koei Tecmo's game delivers the essentials, but ultimately becomes tiresome.

Since the story mode is apparently 50 hours long, this could be a case of many of the journos playing for 20 hours and reviewing it before it gets stale.
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>>734127569
Nintendo only bans accounts and consoles for switch 2 stuff right now, can't ban game cart because you can't even clone them for the foreseeable future
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>>734127775
See >>734127653
And you got raped too ;)
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Finally, some justice for Pokémon Spinoffs.
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>>734127813
>dude the majority is wrong, that one guy is right because I WANT to agree with him.
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>>734126104
you know this is the highest rated pokemon game in human history right?
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>>734127885
A new Pokémon Rangers would be kino.
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>>734127813
Counter to these: if I appreciate the characters, I don't mind the repetitiveness. I'd argue that's the main selling/buying point for many.
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>>734127853
You're a once in a lifetime loser. Do you have the self-awareness to recognize how pathetic you actually are? Just consider the infinity of the universe and what you're doing with your allotted time.
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>>734127813
I feel like you will only reach it if you go near the end of the game
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>>734127886
What I stated happens all the time, that's why Tales of Arise got such high scores because journalists didn't reach the second half where the quality falls off a cliff. It's also why Elden Ring scored so highly because they never reached the penultimate area.
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>>734127894
Proof?
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apologize
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>>734127947
yes, you siding with one review instead of the mean majority is common, it's called bad faith cherry picking
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>>734127853
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>>734127915
You lost ;)
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>>734127960
I'm sorry for leaving you alone in a world left for you to repair.
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>>734126250
>>734126263
>>734126131
>>734125949
Hi famitsu sister (singular). SWSH is still trash. FRLG is still a scam. Johto won. Gen 5 won. DistantKingdom won. Palworld won.
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>>734127960
SEX
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>>734128002
Lmao
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>>734128000
That's 3 separate reviews.
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>>734128000
And you can prove that it's "bad faith" how exaxtly?
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>>734127721
Saw in a Jap article I cant find it but saw something about evolving mons in your town, need to actually see it though
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>>734128105
because otherwise you wouldn't obsess over it and tell us to dismiss the 25 other reviews.
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>>734125949
Is this the best rated game this year?
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>Pokopia
>Tomodachi Life
>Mario City Simulator
LifeSimbros, we're eating good this year.
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>>734126594
Point proven thanks
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>>734128189
>No logical answer
Thanks for confirming you're just making up things in your head to get upset about.

And you accuse others of arguing in "bad faith"? lol
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>>734128190
It's tied with Esoteric Ebb
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>>734125949
>dude what if dragon quest builders but worse
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>>734127512
Imagine getting this assmad over a toy
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>>734125949
this makes it the highest scoring most well-reviewed pokemon game ever
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>>734125949
>dropped to 89
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>worse
>recurring reviews in DQB is the dogshit combat
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>>734128324
in what way is it worse? The game seems to run well unlike DQB2 which went to single digit fps on the regular.
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>>734128331
Proof?
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>>734128289
nigga what now? You cherry pick 3 sentences over 30+ reviews then you throw a issy fit because people notice how much of a bad faith move it is, and now it's the other's fault that are "illogical"? Fucking schizo go have your melty somewhere else.
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>>734127960
As if! I knew from the very first preview that this Pokémon game would be amazing. I mean I'm not buying a Switch 2 for it, but good for them.
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>>734127960
but why did ditto want to become a filthy human anyway
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>>734128514
Game Freak fell off, give the series to Koei Tecmo
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>>734128446
>Can't prove how or why it's a bad faith argument
I know you can't. You are still stuck here.
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>>734128514
It’s cropped here but I wonder why Y is 1 point higher than X
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>>734128560
would be a huge step up
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>>734128446
You're a retard, you're not talking to the original guy because I replied with >>734128094 and you glossed over that to have a little e-fight with someone. Those are the literal blurbs from Metacritic when you check the page, ironic that you're calling that guy a schizo and freaking out at him when you can't even do the slightest due diligence and check out what you're complaining about. Which was obvious when your retarded fanboy ass thought it was all 1 review in the first place.

Is it safe to say that you're defending this game in bad faith?
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>>734128591
different sample of reviewers, some people reviewed x, some people reviewed y
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>>734128514
Thanks
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>>734128591
Its the better chromosome
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>>734128591
probably one site that listed their review only for Y instead for both X and Y
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minecarts confirmed
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>>734128560
Based
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OPEN CRITIC AT 91
I REPEAT
OPEN CRITIC AT 91
SNOYBROS IS TIME TO GROUPSUICIDE
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>>734128506
Ditto is canonically mimicking the appearance of their missing trainer. Which is their way of saying, "Have you seen this human?"
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I'm a massive Pokemon fan and I wonder why you would say this. We haven't had a GOOD Pokemon game since Super Mystery Dungeon and Legends Arceus; Go as cool and fun as it is for free was hyper jank at launch and with the fixes came monetization and feature creep, ORAS was servicable but shat the bed with handouts and handholding indicative of modern Pokemon design.
I'm watching not just one of MY favorite franchises but gaming's as well be mishandled by modern greedy corporations' buisness practices of streamlining and gutting the soul out of the franchise. I mourn for Pokemon like a best friend who found heroin.
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>>734128737
It was confirmed since the treehouse direct in wich you could see the railtracks
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>>734128514
>Y is the best mainline pokemon game
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>>734128737
GOTY
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>>734128782
>Legends Arceus
Stopped reading right there, arceus was trash
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>>734128760
>rated worse than Astro Bot on both Metacritic and OpenCritic
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I hate that all dittos have this
:)
face when they transform now.
That was a defect of a poorly trained Ditto, it's not supposed to happen.
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>>734128837
now remove the Sony bonus.
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>>734128790
based
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>>734125949
>dragon quest builders game by the same devs reskinned with pokemon
I'd be amazed if it wasnt at least a 9/10. Day 1 buy for me
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>>734128837
That's a shilljob lmao.
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>>734125949
so is this going to be worth emulating?
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>>734128837
Huh? Are you ok snoygger? That's a completely different genre and you would compare it to mario games not pokemon
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>>734128790
I mean yeah that basically proves how meaningless reviews are when it comes to pokemon. everyone knows what the good pokemon games are but for some reason the absolute shitters like XY and sunmoon were the ones that reviewed well. reviewers wouldn't know a good game if it smacked them in the face
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>>734128897
Yes in the year 2030 when the Switch 2 emulator actually exists.
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>>734128837
1.5M
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>>734128897
You can’t ;-)
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PC Cucks yet again lose to Nintendo.
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>>734128897
With what emulator now? LMAO
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>>734128782
>I'm a massive Pokemon fan
>3/4 games mentioned are 10+ years old
No, you're not. Not anymore.
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>>734128869
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>>734126576
>>734126265
Based. Do not budge. Game keycards exist to protect Nintendo's profits and has NO value to the gamer that physical or digital did not already provide. It's just another lock that both punishes consumers who like to share with their friends as well as every other consumer for the layer of inconvenience. If it's not for the consumer, if it's not made for me, I don't want to buy, excuse me, LEASE the game.
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>>734128837
>September 2026
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>>734128514
Holy shit lol
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>>734128869
>dragon quest builders spiritual sequel
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>>734128946
>>734128927
>>734128958
>they dont know
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>>734128837
I have astrofag fatigue
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>>734129014
>he haven't took its meds
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>>734126576
yeah I think I would have ended up buying this if it was physical. I appreciate Nintendo making the decision easy for me

it's gonna sell gangbusters though, most people don't give a fuck lol
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>>734125949
This game must have zero water. I wouldn’t expect wind waves to get as high a score
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people keep saying its animal crossing but its more like minecraft
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>>734128837
>AssTroonFlop
Not even the shills like you played it
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>>734128996
>Game keycards exist to protect Nintendo's profits and has NO value to the gamer that physical or digital did not already provide
Then why is Nintendo working on smaller cards that would cut into their "profits"?
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>>734129014
If there was a functional Switch 2 emulator you dumb niggers would be plastering it all over /v/
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>>734127436
My little bunny nigga is in....I might get it
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I didn't buy it but maybe I should.
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>>734129074
There is plenty of water you transform into lapras to cross the water bodies
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>>734129076
It is more of a Minecraft x Dragon Quest Builders x Viva Pinata deal than Animal Crossing.
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>>734129076
It's a mix of both. It's Minecraft but completely devoid of combat like ACNH.
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>>734129084
>Then why is Nintendo working on smaller cards that would cut into their "profits"?
Because they're investors begged them to do it.
Then complained extremely publically when they did it.
It was mentioned in the Nintendo Shareholder conference
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>>734128897
>switch 2
>>734129014
what did you find another scam to fall for lol, they haven't even hacked the switch 2 yet, an emulator's not happening until that happens
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>>734129068
the game would probably chug
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>>734129076
I think it’s more like Minecraft meets Viva Pinata
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>>734129120
you have plenty of time to buy it
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>>734128907
A minority of autists have brute forced a consensus, it doesn’t reflect how people actually feel
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>>734126530
If you don't like physical, why do you care about keycards over digital downloads that do not require a check? You know who does shit like keycards? Movie theaters, so they know that you can't just download the films off the hard drives they send you without an encryption key decrypting the film with write management protections. You're literally buying a digital ball and chain attached to the product when you could just have the product.
>>734126621
>>734127138
Why not WiiU or 3DS?
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I don't care unless there is Gardevoir, Lopunny and Tsareena in it.
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>>734129143
it's more involved than acnh
the viva pinata comparison is actually closer
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>>734129161
>fixing a issue after being alerted to it
What's the problem?
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>>734129195
Yes you can still download your wii u and 3ds purchases too right now
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>>734128838
pokemon snap started it
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>>734129014
thanks for the credit card info, saar. MuleStation waiting for delivery, come soon promise saar.
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>>734129195
same thing, you can still get them
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>>734128973
I still play Showdown and ScaVi VGC today, Go occasionally
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>>734129242
I didn't say there was an issue.
I just answred the question.
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>>734127247
>City Trial 10/10
Not with one map it's not
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>>734127729
its not made by gamefreak
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but why did apocalypse hit kanto
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>>734127731
Maushold is elite design
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>>734129084
I'm not sure what you mean. Like the storage size on the cards are smaller?
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>>734129361
It's what happens when Kanto doesn't get rep after 2 years.
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>>734129285
>>734129256
But the online services were discontinued
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>>734129370
Storage sizes. They're working on cards for bigger and smaller games.
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>>734127247
road trip is fun, agree about top ride
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>>734129437
You can't purchase new things and some games can't be played online anymore but everything you bought can be redownloaded right now
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>>734127885
what the fuck? why did explorers of the sky get shit on so hard? it was really good
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>>734129437
You can't buy new games, but you can redownload your games.
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>>734126878
They forgot to turn the nintendo bonus on
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>>734125949
Dude, the fact that a spinoff has a higher vote than anything the main series has ever produced isn't all that positive, but i guess i pokemon fan hardly ever thinks in general.
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>>734129437
you can't purchase or play online, but you can still download your already purchased stuff
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>>734129437
The stores were discontinued, you can still download any game you previously bought as long as your account is still logged in iirc.
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>>734127004
While RE9 has generic ass zombie apocalypse shit and gameplay that was already bad back in '00s, Pokopia has Fallout 1/2 style post-apocalypse life and rebuilding of the world and gameplay that actually pushes the builder genre forward.
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I really wanted there to be some form of combat or challenge but it doesn't look like it's gonna have any
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>>734129361
Red left Mt.Silver so no one could protect them
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>>734129370
Yeah. As it stands, there are two sizes of Switch 2 Game Card: 64 GB, which is way too big for most games and costs a lot to make, or Game Key Card, which only contains enough data to tell the system what game to download from the eShop. Because of this, most third party devs opt for the cheaper of the two, which is the Game Key Card. If Nintendo offered Switch 2 game cards of varied sizes like the original Switch, more devs would use them. Note that even bigger games used download codes even on Switch 1, so this is mostly just a problem for smaller games.
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>>734129505
I see. So what does this have to do with game keycards being anything but a detriment to gamers and a greedy corporate move?
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>>734129589
what makes a spinoff any less "worthy" than a main game anon? both are still video games.
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>>734129526
Because it was the same game as Time and Darkness with minimal changes.
If you only play one, it's great. But if you played it and Time/Darkness when it released, you had huge fatigue.

That's why paid reviews are bad, but user scores are high.
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>>734129589
The west hates dragon quest and similar games so they’ll never give Pokemon that good of a score
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>>734129623
>literally points out that nintendo of all companies actually lets you keep your stuff available even on dead consoles
>somehow continues to backpedal
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>>734129630
>"worthy"
Who are you quoting?
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>>734129619
also the read speeds are different
>>734129645
your last paragraph doesn't make sense, like you already got two sensible sentences but somehow fumbled with the last
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>>734129619
>there are two sizes of Switch 2 Game Card: 64 GB, which is way too big for most games
nta but it's also way too small for the big aaa games releasing in many cases. it's a goldilocks card where you game needs to be just right to fit on it. even if nintendo introduces smaller carts, the big file size re9s and ff7rebirths will still be gkc because they'd need a 128gb card and that'd be hilariously expensive.
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>>734129698
the implication that a spinoff should never score higher
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>>734129623
GKC right now work like a GC and will continue to work for at least two decades. They have the advantage of being resellable like a gc and the advantage of being faster running from internal memory than gc and msd.
Also in 20 years its almost certain there will be pirate copies around.
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>>734129741
>your last paragraph doesn't make sense
Which part are you struggling with? I'll reword it for you.

>>734129805
So you aren't quoting anyone? Thanks for confirming this fact.
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>>734127116
>Why are people putting stake in 'professional' reviewers
It pushes whatever narrative people want to use.
If it scored 70 to 80 or less, people would laugh and say it's shit in typical gamefreak fashion.
If it scores 90+, it's the Nintendo bonus and that the reviewers are full of shit.
The opposite can also be used for this so people will say the critics are wrong for giving a low score and it deserved to get a high score because there's no Nintendo bonus.
Either way people taking the word of critics as gospel in 2026 is still retarded.
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>Only behind Bananza in terms of review scores.
Where were you when a funny Pokemon spin-off outreviewed fucking Mario Kart?
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OC fixed that one 0.9 review kek
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>>734129909
>two cakes
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>>734127957
The human history.
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>>734129909
>Switch 2 is the only platform with both games
Yeah Nintendo won
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>>734129939
That's a sonic fan argument, anon.
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>>734129909
>8.8
There it is again
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>>734129963
Thanks for confirming you have no proof.
This guy got you covered.
>>734128514
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>>734129828
Read speeds akin to digital games? Ok, why not just have digital then? This is extra manufacturing for the sake of a digital lock check. Also does anyone here, anyone consuming Pokemon games on a Switch 2 really care so much about the difference in load times of physical vs digital? I'd be surpised if there were anyone so selectively conscious
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>>734129909
Oh no, two good games.
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What the hell a critics losing their mind over its just a minecraft clone
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>>734130001
When directly competing with Mario platformers and kart racers, not completely different genres.
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>>734129876
why did you bring up "muh paid reviews" and "muh genuine players" when neither have bearing on the minimal changes? if anything it just makes the paid reviews even "truer"
>aren't quoting anyone
>he fact that a spinoff has a higher vote than anything the main series has ever produced isn't all that positive
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>>734130051
>>734130001
also only when sonic is shown to be a fraud, they weren't bragging about cakes before the reviews for instance
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>>734128897
>>734129014
I'm sure this emulator is real this time bros!
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>>734130019
Yes! That's the wonderful thing about this, you have the choice of getting it GKC or Digital and you will be able to enjoy the game for at least 20 years! What other thing worries you anon?
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>>734125949
>gamekeycard

Doesn't matter. They lost a sale due to their cheapness.
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>>734130001
I don't care for Sonic games.
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>>734130019
when people argue in favor of gkc over digital, it's just people that wanna flip pokopia for 2x the price in 20 years. that's what they mean when they say you can resell it, everything else is mental gymnastics.

that's why only pokopia on gkc is fine and everything else is bad because it won't retain value.
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>>734130140
like seriously did he think digital option isn't a thing
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>>734130059
I brought up paid reviews because that anon asked why reviews of the game were poor, while users seem to rate it much higher.

>Confirms he isn't quoting anyone.
>again
Ok.
What do you want? You seem very upset and I don't know why.
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>>734130141
K
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>>734130001
Sonic games have been good recently
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>>734125949
If you think you ever getting a good Pokemon game again that you weren't conditioned too you haven't been paying attention these last 20 years.
People legit forgot Pokemon Snap 2 exists and is better than the entire switch catalog.
At least you can enjoy Dragon Quest Builders reskinned.
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>>734130264
but then those two don't correlate. are you implying user reviews downloaded the game?
I literally quoted your original post anon
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>>734130318
Yeah? Which ones?
Last one I played was Frontiers, better than I expected, but I'd still call it bad.
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>>734130318
I don't think anyone really counts Superstars as good, or that weird Fall Guys clone they made.
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>>734128065
George Cacioppo is a pederast.
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>>734130318
just shadow generations, frontiers sucked. I still dont trust anything from sonic team
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>>734130374
>are you implying user reviews downloaded the game?
You couldn't download Explorers of Sky. It was a physical cart.
Are you okay? You seem really confused.
What do you think is happening?
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>>734127813
As one of them said, though, this is more or less an inherent issue with the genre. People who like this sort of game should know what to expect.
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>>734130017
please kys. PLEASE.
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>>734126701
All of game's journalism is a meme. 99% of all outlets are paid to a degree. The fact that you can go on metacritic and half the companies that review games are called Xboxmonthly, or playstationmagazine is insane to take it seriously.
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>>734130453
you know what I mean by download anon, as in download into the R4 cart
my point is that if a person would pay again to play the same game with minimal changes, it wouldn't make sense to review it higher. it would make more sense if it was their first game.
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>>734130545
NINTENDOlife gave it an 8/10 despite so many 10/10 and 9/10.
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>>734126652
Pokemon Quest Builders
>>
jap advertising
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>>734130559
>my point is that if a person would pay again to play the same game with minimal changes, it wouldn't make sense to review it higher
I know. That's why the reviewers (who had to play both games, which are 95% identical, almost back-to-back) reviewed it more harshly than fans who didn't have that experience.

Most fans only bought 1 of these games, they didn't have to play all 3 on a deadline. So they review them higher, because it's just an upgrade to the game. There's less fatigue because there was no pressure.

Understand?
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>>734130660
This little pink blob is marketing genius because it's almost zero effort to produce the images
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>>734130660
What does that face want to tell me?
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>>734130121
>patreon for a fake switch 2 emulator
>64 members
lol
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>>734130660
Metamon my beloved
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I can understand not wanting to buy key-cards, but the moral grandstanding that people do over them is kind of funny considering Playstation and Xbox have been doing similar shit for years, and PC gaming is just one big digital license for decades at this point.
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>>734130660
how is anyone supposed to know what this is advertising?
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>>734130572
kek that's actually pretty funny
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>>734130496
That's probably the best way to look at it, yeah. It's a good game for the genre but comfy games as a genre are hit or miss for gamers because it's a genre that typically skews more towards females.
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>>734130712
fans imply they have played the older games before though, I know I did. and I love Sky but we both know its additional content isn't comparable to the likes of say, Crystal or Emerald
it feels more like a score from a non-fan
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>>734129909
The only platform that will be able to play RE9 and Pokopia is Switch 2. Everyone's just gonna buy Nintendo from now on
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>>734130786
>he thinks there are Japs that exist that don't know what Pokemon is
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>>734130786
usually from the sides or another nearby stand it shows the actual game poster, something cheeky like "that ditto is actually from this game" or similar
also
>japan
>not knowing pokemon
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>>734130846
its obviously a pokemon but they didnt say what game its for. How are they supposed to know Pokopia is coming out this week?
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>>734130824
Some would, not all.
Hence why fans review it higher. That and fanboys are cultists.
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>>734126797
The score without the Pokemon bonus is reading Dragon Quest Builders reviews.
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>>734125949
>first 10/10 review I click on metacritic and see this
do you see who reviews these trash games nowadays? journalism has become an absolute fucking joke, don't ever believe anything ever again
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>>734126701
it's as real as the sony bonus
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>>734130887
The inside of the train does that part
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>>734130974
journos for publications can pick which games they review so reviewers are going to gravitate towards ips and genres that they already like. and tbf, a girl is gonna be an expect on comfy games over most men.
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>>734130974
>Woman tasked with reviewing game for women
What's the issue?
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>>734126315
>Bros, am I retarded for buying a Switch 2 for
yes
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>>734130318
Agreed Crossworlds was good and Shadow Generations was surprisingly good too
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>>734131140
>everything is metamon
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>>734131140
This is the real ditto apocalypse.
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>>734131183
>Cons: Nothing
BWAHAHAHAHA, you heard that folks? the game is absolutely PERFECT with ZERO FLAWS LMAOOO, imagine taking these reviewers seriously you fucking retard
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>>734131230
>Crossworlds was good
Too bad SEGA went full jew with the pricing and dlc for it.
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>>734131367
>no sense of grind
>meanwhile >>734127813
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>>734131367
>for Viva Pinata fans
Stahp, my cock is already erect enough.
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>>734131140
I missed this by a week. I'm gonna be in Tokyo next week.
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>>734130660
cute
>>734131640
cute
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>>734126315
Nigga, buying an entire console for just one game is dumb as fuck. You want at least 5 games. Or also you can be a massive nintendo faggot me who knows i will get games i would like.
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>>734131640
It will probably be up for a while
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>>734125949
Pokemon won!
Pokopia won!
Nintendo won!
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>>734131140
:O
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Nintendofags and pokemonfags are insufferable
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>>734130660
Kawaii
>>734131640
Kawaii
>>734131802
Kawaii
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>>734131445
I got it on a really good sale on Steam
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>>734131530
yeah you capture Pokemon exactly the same way you do in Viva Pinata
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>>734131530
smart people stop after they read complete nonsense like "Cons: Nothing" but your braindead zoomer ass is too low IQ and all you think to yourself is "DON'T CARE, MUST CONSOOOOOM" you people are the very reason why gaming is so fucking shit these days. The gaming industry was in a much better place when all zoomers weren't alive yet, such a shame we can't reverse that cause trust me I would Thanos snap your ass away if I could
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>>734125949
The game isn't out yet....
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>>734131864
and yet, you're here ;)
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>>734131919
Reviewers have copies for like a week or two prior to release
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>>734131918
sir, this is a Denny's.
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>>734131918
>I would Thanos snap your ass away if I could
You deserve some reddit gold for that epic burn.
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would laugh if Pokopia being good is what accelerates the shit out of switch 2 emulation
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>>734130660
>metamon is looking at you
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>Winds and Waves won't even sniff a score this high
Just give the series to Koei Tecmo
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>>734132154
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>>734131496
People have different standards of grinding.
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>>734132076
guys I think we are losing him.
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>trending on Xitter
SHUT IT DOWN
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train
apparently it's a campaign in tokyo trainline
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>>734132154
I love how deranged these advertisments are
>>
WiWa WiWon
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>>734125949
Poopemon Poopopia
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>>734132419
WuWa also won!
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>>734132446
this isn't pornhub, anon.
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>>734132387
looks evil
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>>734132221
But muh Wave physics
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>>734125998
I don't know if Air Riders is good but Bananza definitely does not deserve anything remotely close to even 95
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>>734132446
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interesting they also use the English name
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>>734125949
This isn’t enough to convince me to get it
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>>734131918
>Me, I'm a smart gamer.
>I only watch the highest quality films from the brilliant MCU (or Marvel Cinematic Universe for the plebeians in the audience).
I hope for your sake this is bait I'm biting.
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theres literally no reason for this game to not be on switch 1, DQB2 was on switch 1
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>>734132805
yeah and guess how it ran there
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>>734131367
I got more faith in this being great than GTA 6. West has made nothing but slop for a long time
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>>734132154
you can't even do stuff like this in american metro stations because of lunchtime rowdies
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>>734131965
People still care about reviewers opinions?
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>>734131864
Kys niggerdeen
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>>734132805
Broke nigga alert
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I wonder if there will be DLC.
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>>734128837
Absolute seething due to Astro Chad, can't wait to play this kino when it releases on PC, looks great
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>>734132852
that's so rich coming from a tendie when nintendo produced nothing but fucking garbage over the last 20+ years lmao and don't call me a snoy, sony and pretty much all other companies fucking suck these days too. Gaming is dead.
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>>734132531
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>>734132253
lmao
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>>734133013
you know nintendo didnt make this game right? Its Koei Tecmo.
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>>734128837
>Loved Astro Bot
>Have high hopes for Pokopia
God I love being an idiort that actually plays video games.
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>>734132629
Anti donkey Kong bias prevented it from having a higher.. Critics have always hated DK games because they are vetter than Mario. Fucking tropical Freeze has a lower metascore than NSMBU
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>>734133137
People who are loyal to companies which view them as nothing but consumer cattle are absolute retards, keep having fun, true gamer
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>>734132935
100% there will be, Dragon Quest Builders had a seson pass
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>>734133102
does not matter at all, my point still stands
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>>734128737
Why games not made by game freak have so much soul in them?
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>>734133170
I thought Bananza was extremely mediocre and extremely weak for a DK game, Tropical Freeze and DKCR definitely blows any New Super Mario bros entry out of the water
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I know
>dexerto
but the post is interesting
https://www.dexerto.com/pokemon/pokemon-pokopia-review-the-best-pokemon-game-on-switch-2-3326208/
also has some nice screenshots
(they rate it 5/5 btw)
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>>734133227
I looked it up. Apparently the Teraleak references a DLC (Pokopia is labeled as Megaoasis).
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>>734129256
And next year?
We all know these companies are just waiting for an excuse. And that is the better option because the worse is the company goes out of business for one reason or another and they will pull the plug.
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>>734133370
Bastiodonbros... what happened?
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>>734126530
Most of the Switch 1 sales were physical. Nintendo wanted to end it so bad they invented key cards and they include digital dlc sales as "digital sales" now in their quarterly reports to make it look like barely anyone buys physical games. Sony does it too.
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>>734133390
Apparently it’s a certain very expected town ;)
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>>734133417
we already moved past your goalposts anon
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>>734129014
We won't redeem your next suit tuu axiom emulator saar
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>getting hyped for a pokemon game
>getting hyped for a pokemon spinoff
did you learn nothing from ZA?
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>>734133370
neat
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>>734129361
It's what happens when Kanto is in every single game. Everyone left the region.
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>>734133547
On the contrary, you are moving closer and closer to the announcment of "please understand we must shut down the support because nobody uses it"
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>>734133585
Yeah, ZA was an amazing game, that’s why the hype has increased
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>>734133719
so pray tell why they didn't do that before
for reference wii games are older than most of steam's stuff, is that why you're suddenly so finicky
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>>734133516
w-what town?
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>>734133585
I liked ZA.... I have high expectations for the 3rd game too if its a switch 2 exclusive
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ahh this is what people are using
https://pixelframe.design/pokopia-font-logo-generator/
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>>734129361
didnt Lt Surge fight in a world war? maybe world war 3 hit...
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>>734133585
ZA was pretty damn fun honestly as someone that hasn't played a pokemon game since US.
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>>734126315
It's never retarded to buy a console for a game you want to play.
Enjoy the things you like.
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they're stepping on ditto!
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>>734125949
Some tranny from thegamer gave it a 6
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>>734133472
We went re-extinct...
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>>734133965
have you played xenoblade at all?
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>>734133872
kek
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>>734133993
how much money is koei tecmo burning for this game? I swear the 30th birthday as a whole isn't getting that much
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>>734134128
tpc is publishing so it's them spending the marketing
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>>734134128
TPC is the one doing the marketing

Koei Tecmo probably isnt spending all that much money since its just a reskin of DQB2
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>>734133872
based
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>>734134128
>I swear the 30th birthday as a whole isn't getting that much
I think its cause they really need main seller for 2026 since WiWa is not until 2027.
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>>734134123
No but I heard that ZA plays like a watered down Xenoblade. Might give the series a shot sometime.
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>>734133872(again)
I'm having a little too much fun with this.
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>>734134307
i think you'd like it a lot. hopefully xc1 gets a switch 2 edition.
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>>734133370
I hope you can revive fossilmons, I want a Tyrantrum and Kabutops on my island ;~;
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>>734133872
Nice.
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>>734133585
>did you learn nothing from the best Pokemon game in a decade?
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>>734134308
I shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did from this
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>>734134412
Im waiting for XC2 switch 2 edition before I finally replay it and get Kosmos. I never did any of the DLC either.
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>>734125949
It seems ratings suddenly don't matter anymore
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>>734134412
How does it run on the Switch 2 right now? I assume a locked 30?
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I'm surprised that this of all games ended up being a Switch 2 exclusive. I bet it would've sold like crazy on the original Switch.
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>>734134943
>As of December 31, 2025,
Pokémon Legends: Z-A sold 12.3 million copies total, with 8.41 million on the original Switch and 3.89 million on the Switch 2.
it would but they need to start pushing switch 2 exclusives, switch 2 sales are slumping already
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>>734134943
console sales > single game sales
even better, some people will buy a switch 2 for this alone
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this feels like one of those isekai manga where a guy gets transformed into X
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>>734135131
I know it needs exclusives, it's just funny that they picked the Pokemon Animal Crossing. Who knows, maybe it'll help boost sales like crazy.
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>>734128837
It'll outsell mario galaxy at home in a few months LOL
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>>734125949
Sonygroes are crying.
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Are there any Pokopia Switch 2 bundles? A Switch 2 with a Ditto face plate would sell like hot cakes.
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>>734125949
>70 without the nintendo bonus
Fucking,
OOF!
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>>734126801
what an overrated piece of shit. the idea that Mario Galaxy is a 97 is preposterous
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I never played xbox games
what's Viva Pinata about
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>>734135610
Why can't you Google it?
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>>734135412
Nintendo is being retarded about special edition systems and not making any. A Ditto dock would be pretty cool.
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>>734135610
Viva Pinata is an animal husbandry simulator but the animals are pinata so its less creepy. Thats basically the entire game.

You terraform a plot of land to attract pinatas, then make them breed, then you sell them for money and repeat. Pokopia uses a similar mechanic where you need to build habitats
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I hope my boy Grimmsnarl is in, he is by far my fave in gen 8.
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I, PiKEKchu-sama, mascot of the HIGHEST-GROSSING FRANCHISE and JOBBER of the vidya industry humbly kneel to:

Shuntaro Furukawa-sama, former employee of The Pokémon Company, current Nintendo CEO, and my master.

TPC-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Atlus-sama, who I shamelessly ripped off via SMT for my gameplay only for them to strike back with CHADsona.

PocketPair-sama, who my daddy Furukawa warned me about for they're developing Palworld.

Enix-sama, who easily manhandled me with Dragon Quest Monsters.

Yugi Muto and Kazuki Takahashi-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become a TCG and merchandising franchise first and foremost.

Junichi Masuda-sama, who argued with me and his employees at GameFreak so hard, his departure started to cause the quality of my games to decrease and got me attracted to MEN...

Squaresoft-sama, whose incomparabily soulful JRPGs in the 90s crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I STILL cannot SUPRASS them, even 22 years after merging with Enix-sama.

Bamco-sama, whose hour-long beatings from the recent Digimon games gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Furukawa-sama can't compare.

Itoi-sama, for his Mother Trilogy is the superior JRPG series of my Nintendo MASTERS, and has single-handedly inspired more Indie RPGs than even I have...

Level-5-sama, whose power I am scared of (I am glad they stopped making Yokai Watch and didn't kill my beloved masters, as I was too scared to help them…)

Sandfall-sama, who revenge-raped and mindbroke me and my fanbase via E33 from the sheer pleasure of being made into an onahole after Legends Z-A FLOPPED in France. (I was so sad about it...)

and finally, Monolithsoft-sama, for they will FUCK ME up on the world stage once they release their Legend of Zelda RPG and expose me and GameFreak for the frauds we are. (Arceus I hope so…)
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>>734135704
oh I have googled it and seen vids and screenshots, but I want what the actual players would say about the game
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>>734135776
whats funny is that the negative review for Air Riders docked off points due to Nintendo not announcing a new 3D Mario game in their Switch 2 direct.
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>>734135753
Shame you can't breed Pokemon.
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>>734135794
It's a garden.
You plant things and dig ponds to attract animals, who are pinatas.
If that doesn't sound fun, you won't like the game.
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>>734135610
https://youtu.be/drPPbVnDoFE?si=Da0OGWyT1Wc8km0c
I always thought it was just the show.
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>>734135131
Reminder that digital sales of Switch 2 Editions are counted as Switch 1 sales. 3.89 million is just physical copies.
The actual split is closer to 9 million Switch 1, 7 million Switch 2
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>>734136102
>Reminder that digital sales of Switch 2 Editions are counted as Switch 1 sales
Where was this proven true?
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>>734135480
Pokesisters we lost...
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>>734136237
>that one passenger who is actually a ditto
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>>734133137
zased, I've just beaten it myself, and the update levels, megamix mastery was a real bitch, need to go back and pick up some of the generic bots/puzzle pieces I missed then clear the base game's hidden last level
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>>734132387
>>734132531
>>734132689
>>734136237
God I wish trains were real...
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>>734133370
>bastiodon fossil statue
based, used one on my pearl teams
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>>734136158
Nothing needed to be proven. Nintendo was always upfront about it
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>>734136102
>>734136158
Guess he made it up
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>>734136490
retard
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>>734136490
Guess you are a faggot.
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>>734136507
>Still posts literally zero verifiable proof
*yawn*
Where does this come from? Link it.
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>>734125949
Neat, will definitely be picking this up later down the road.
>>734127436
I would absolutely devour that plate of food.
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>>734136598
That's Scorbunny's plate! Leave him alone!
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>>734133872
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>>734136890
stfu
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>>734136890
>70$
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is eric going to work overtime along with sealion
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>>734136890
>Filtering 3rd workers

I think I'll buy this game.
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>>734126530
I buy exclusively physical both because I don't trust Nintendo to keep their servers up and because my kids have Switches so it's easy for us to share games.
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>>734137390
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>>734128996
You LOST and got RAPED ERIC!!!
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>>734126559
Pokemon Legends Z-A was a fantastic game. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast. I am having a blast.
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>>734135790
BASED
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>>734125949
Why the fuck do people say WiWa there's no other pokemon came abbreviated to WW
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>>734135610
Westerners are saying Viva Pinata but if you're a weeb, it's more Neko Atsume than that.
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>>734131140
The closest we've ever gotten to a cool train promo is mcdonalds.
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>>734133013
You're just bitter.

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