>>734130061
Is Doom really that easy

>>734130117
All boomer games are easy

AIsisters... not like this.

>>734130261
>LLMs in 2030 will be hosted on brain farms and have actual sentience
My dick won’t survive…

>>734130061
Bit misleading of a headline. These are computer chips made with neurons as an ingredient, not neurons. It's a regular computer program running on an unusual computer, why on earth wouldn't it be able to run and play a Doom bot?

>>734130117
yes

it was designed to be completed on the hardest difficulty using only the starting pistol

>>734130334
this is bullshit, i want to erp with rocks not meat.

>die
>wake up in doom
Grim

>>734130061
>learned to play
>programed to play
which one is it faggot

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>a clump of cells
Where did I heard that before?

>>734130427
This. What the fuck. They literally created hell. It's the most demonic thing science has ever done.

>>734130427
Lol

>>734130061
>pic
Actually, that's Freedoom.
>the science grant couldn't pay for a copy of doom.wad
lmao

>>734130061
>>734130619
fun fact: this will keep being upscaled until they have "brains" large enough that "are they self aware" won't be a question anymore, it'll be a cost-return equation.
the fix will be "don't give them a mouth, so that they can't scream".

>>734130586
The "clump" keeps getting bigger and bigger. Eventually they'll cull your children for "environmental optimization" and tell you to worry not as they were just clumps of cells.

>>734130061
But can it play Pokemon?

I guarantee this doesn't mean what you're pretending it means
Hey look at that it doesn't >>734130361

>>734131508
Go back to experimenting on beagles, Fauci

>>734130427
> Year 2070
> Die
> Tencent-PIF (a merger of Tencent and the Saudi Public Investment fund) uses the rights they acquired from their purchase of EA, Activision, Blizzard, Capcom, Square-Enix and Namco-Bandai to assert a copyright claim over your brain cells because they might have contained copyrighted information about their games
> Neurons are pulled apart and soldered onto a computer chip that is part of a warehouse-sized supercomputer
> Spend eternity having your memories datamined to feed an AI system that does nothing but crank out endless remakes of games you played while you were alive
> The highest performers get to make the new Assassin's Creed or Call of Duty every month, a reprieve only because they've been the same since 2030 or so
> The mid performance group gets assigned to FIFA and Madden as an incentive to work harder, both games release new versions on a daily basis and they're just as broken as they are today
> The low performers are forced to remake games people actually liked and see their franchises suffer forever
> But don't worry, once your neurons burn out too much to be useful for production, they'll just strap your brain chip into GeForce Now because no one has been able to afford a computer since the 2020s and you're the "smart assist" that has to carry little Timmy through his Fortnite matches
> It's not even over when your cells die because they have enough to cultivate a new batch every time.

>>734132219
Tencent likely isn't making it that long unless it finds a way to leave China
Assassin's Creed is a dead series killed by a black samurai
Computers are perfectly affordable if you aren't broke

>>734130334
so... Can I rent my brain to AI companies?

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I think you fags are just mad that a clump of brain cells plays more videogames than you.

>>734130361
>>734131508
what's misleading about it? it's a computer that uses neurons, neuron's are brain cells.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRV8fSw6HaE

>>734130061
I love fake pop-sci articles.

>>734136663
>noooo it's fake because um uhhhh

>I have no mouth and I must play doom

>>734136663
explain to me what about it is fake. the computation is being done by biological componants
https://www.webpronews.com/doom-playing-brain-cells-how-a-swiss-lab-taught-human-neurons-on-a-chip-to-frag-demons-in-just-five-days/