A decent remake of a great game is a triumph compared to awful new games made by out-of-touch companies chasing trends that the market got tired of 5 years ago.

>>734131275
>No, the egotistical asshole didn't get work done, it's a clone!
I say extradimensional werewolves are raping and killing children and everyone says I'm fucking crazy(confirmed in the files) and you retards turn around and scream about clones and body doubles.....

>>734131275
>why the fuck do remakes keep getting made?
When the games go off script, you have to change them, even if you have to replace them with other games.

nu-Jim is like nu-DK.

>>734131275
>Gen Z and Alpha have no money
>In spite of the memes, Millennials do have money
>Millennials want to relive their happy days but most don't have the old hardware anymore
Pretty simple, really

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Big-names have to keep reselling the good old titles from the time when they were still capable of making good games, because they know they can't anymore

>>734131275
They killed Jim, didn't they?

>>734131491
it's easier to say you're insane, than invite the possibility that our leaders are traitors to our whole specie & prefer their own benefit than the betterment of their own people. Care to share some more info btw?

>>734131275
Is easier to sell a remake than it is to sell just a port, be cause with remakes at least the people who played the original have an excuse to replay the remake

>>734131275
Every game that got remade was bad, and the remakes are superior in every way. This is fact. You don't need to @ me.

>>734131275
The mafia remake was pretty good, mostly because the original is so bad byu today's standarts though

>>734131792
Figuratively yes

>>734131365
wrong.

>>734131275
the average gamer on the more casual side of things (which is the majority of the consumer base) see remakes as a direct upgrade and replacement to the original game by default, even in the circumstances where it's not true. this is why something like the RE3 remake was able to sell 10 million copies despite all the missing content.

>>734131275
1) Remakes can be given a full price tag unlike ports, so there is an incentive to make them
2) Ports compete with remakes, therefore porting is avoided
3) Remakes become the only way most people have convenient access to some games, therefore they sell regardless of quality

>People get old and start looking weird

AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THESE MUST BE CLONES INSTEAD

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>>734131275
because "people" are cattle.
they wont even buy a genuine rerelease/port. they need it to be marketed and sold as "new" for them to care.
its baffling.

>>734131275
>/pol/schizos unironically believe they "replaced" Jim fucking Carrey

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>>734132345
Meet Jagvir Curry.

>>734132345
Anything but talk about King Pedo being 10 trillion times in the Epstein Files.

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>>734132345
even his freakin eyeballs are different, nevermind the face structure

>>734132624
It's just botox and his receding hairline

>>734131792
qrd?

>>734131275
Because they do better than ports and that's the harsh truth, there's a large part of gamers who have no interest and will never have for older games

>>734131817
Nothing people will like,
Jesus is real
Jesus is God in the person of the son
The people in charge are fully aware of Him and His sacrifice on the cross and are performing rituals in a futile gnostic attempt at killing God and taking the throne by sacrificing children in Canaanite sex torture rituals

Itwas a different guy with a mask doing a bit, he already came clean

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>They replaced Stephen Hawking with a body double for years
>one guy on the internet calls this out
>Daily Mail runs a story on it
>a year later Hawking "dies" and disappears suddenly, never to be mentioned again despite being sold as one of the most important smartest people in the world

This Jim Carrey meme is exposing the population for being absolutely fucking braindead.

>>734132345
You owe an apology to schizos, they've been right about literally everything. The guy doesn't even sound like Jim, not even the same eyes and at this point it's insulting

>>734132345
He wasn't replaced, but it's confirmed to be a guy in a mask that was pretending to be him.

Jim Carrey is a bit of a weirdo, his Norm Macdonald Live episode was nuts. He probably thought this is hilarious.

>>734133406
You're a moron.

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>>734132345
Anything to distract them from israel stomping their shit in Gaza

>>734132473
Why bring the Rothschilds up out of nowhere like this?

>>734131365
What's this false dichotomy got to do with OP?

>>734132770
The Elite likes to murder famous people and put doubles instead.

>>734133350
My problem is they aren't really acting like it. We know /pol/ was a honey pot, pizzagate was real and the whole altright retarded movement was a psyop but /pol/ is still flooded with people who will insist it was the opposite. You could tell me it's all just bots, but I'm sure there are actually organic posts mixed into there too. Shills that won't accept they were deceived. One reason I can tell is because of the /pol/ shitposts that cross over here. Reactionary culture war shit as if to imply there was no lesson learned in all this.

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>>734131275
We went from
>He'd dead, Jim.
to
>He's dead.
>Who?
>Jim.

the industry is ran by idiots
> Old IP/game is still popular today
>Better capitalize on that and put out a remake for modern platforms
They assume that the name recognition alone will carry the game to sells. Outside of remakes like FF7 where it's basically a completely new game, most remakes are much easier to put out quickly and cheaply. Because most of the hard work is already done. All they need to do is slight tweaks and make better models.

>>734131275
Why not? RE2 was brilliant, Dead Space too, and I'm thinking Fable Anniversary Edition, but Skyrim tarnished the word ... idk, there's plenty of good stuff in the past - why not share it with a new generation? Why old fans shouldn't enjoy a reinvention of something they already love?

I would personally love a remake of 'The Suffering' & 'Manhunt', but RIP Midway and Rockstar isn't based anymore.

Why are we allowed to talk about schizo /pol/ topics like this and they stay up for hours but Epstein threads get deleted instantly.
It's just curious.

>>734132770
Jim Carrey was replaced by a body double, and nobody is fooled.

>>734131275
>why the fuck do remakes keep getting made?
Kids don't buy games, it's an aging club as /v/ so companies are selling nostalgia for millennials after 25 years cycle. Everything that can activate the demented mind will be remade

>>734133893
>Epstein threads get deleted instantly
Why are you making threads about this on /v/? Both should be deleted.

>>734131275
The press is always hungry, if you eliminate competition by giving the press monopolistic licenses on culture that everyone is familiar with, then the press will spend all day eating shit.

>>734132696
It's not him.

>>734133957
I haven't I've just seen it happen.
They don't last a minute.

>>734133893
Jim is video games now, since he’s embraced being an increasingly accurate depiction of Robotnik.

>>734133805
>RE2 was brilliant
DId you fucking play this game? Did you scanned wires in walls when mister X tried to kill you in the narrow corridor? Did you shoot all your bullets at head 2 enemies? Did you waste your time closing windows?

>>734133697
Oh yeah /pol/ in unusable as a board to actually discuss anything, too many pigheaded retards that can't admit fault and the bots

>>734131275

Kojima’s at it again

>>734131275
It's risk aversion. Remakes are seen as safe projects for triple A companies because they're games that have already succeeded. Even if they're subpar they have a neatly established fanbase

>>734131275
That's not Jim btw, already confirmed.

>>734131275
less risk and less creative effort needed, most people think new = improved and better.
the target demographic for remakes are people who haven't played the originals, but most of them have heard of the original game and how well received it is.
They don't want to engage with the original because its old and 'outdated', but they want to fit in and have an interest in the game still.
by releasing a remake of the game, you attract this audience, and the original game's too since they either don't need convincing or feel like they need to support it for more titles.

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>>734131275
>social experiment

>>734133272
He looks 25 years older in the picture on the right. It's like they didn't even try to match them.

>>734131275
Uh, because we’re in the 4chan Movement? Did you, like, forget where you are? The reason this site exists is to oppose woke DEI and censorship. ALL new games have DEI. But playing retro games is for zoomers and trannies. Therefore, we NEED old shit to be remade so we can keep being based and redpilled. Don’t you want to be redpilled like Vivian James?

>>734131365
Fibby bibby my fellow redpiller

>>734131275
The goal of copyright is to utterly destroy the forward progress of culture to prevent any disruption of the government's status quo or the agenda of interest groups.
A remake can destroy any poignant ideas that an area of the public noosphere may have had by just phoning it in and scrubbing away the context.
A particularly problematic game may simply end up in a kind of hell where they intentionally make trash sequels and remakes just to keep people from looking too closely at the original (See: Deus Ex).

i'm guessing because it's cheaper than making an original game or because people are more likely to buy remakes

>>734131275
Because you seems foolish enough to keep buying them?

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>>734131275
>Movie remakes bad
>Video game remakes good
>Book remakes unheard of
Why?

>>734131792
most likely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG9i7d8yfKQ

>>734131275
>The Fakeman Show

>>734131275
Money.

>>734131597
(smart) millennials emulate. only absolute retards want remakes

>>734131792
or he escaped

>>734135010
>Book remakes unheard of
We just schedule burnings for those, which is much more respectful to the authors.

>>734131275
You can't tell they're inferior if you never played the original.
>why the fuck do remakes keep getting made?
Because normgroids want to "experience popular thing" without putting in any effort. They want to be part of the conversation. It doesn't help that gamers in general are obsessed with new releases, if something isn't "new" and on PS5/Switch/Steam they outright refuse to play it, and by "new" I don't mean a port but a remaster or remake it has to be a new release because if they play the original they die.

>>734135706
It's just so CLUNKJANKY and isn't emulation like illegal and will give my tablet a virus???

>>734131275
Cheap to bump up a few graphics settings and sell at full price.

>>734135010
Didn't they release some classics in a simplified version with problematic content removed?

>>734131792
He knew too much

>>734133063
>Jesus is real, since everything is real
>Jesus is God in the person of the son, since God's are egos, Jesus is just an ego of the western man.
>People on charge are aware of "God", or their ego's, so they sacrifice and perform Canaanite sex torture rituals to satisfy it, with disregard to the west and it's values.
Sun is pink because you have cool glasses...tell me something I don't fucking know...

>>734136002
You are just as fallen.
Christ is the only way

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Emma worries me more than Carrey

>>734136791
she just hit the wall
not that deep

>>734131792
no he is just #theraped.

>>734135881
The bible? Yeah that shit sucked at first

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>>734132624
He's turning into Theo Von.

>>734136791
It's the same woman
I can tell because I looked at her feet

>>734131275
>hires some guy to accept award
>looks different, sounds different, speaks fluent French
>"wow he must have gotten plastic surgery"
people are so fucking retarded it's actually painful for me at this point

>>734131491
It's ok /X/bro. I know you're a truth seeker

>>734136182
This is how we got here in the first place, by mindless preacher boys like you. Learn to deal with information, not cope and filter it though your colored lenses.

>>734132770
jim careys face personality and eye color has changed
either he was murdered and replaced or took a lot of depression mods and had a shitty plastic surgery

>>734138015
or he hired a random French impersonator to accept the award he didn't give a fuck about and thought it would be funny

>>734138015
>they spent millions making some body double and training him to be like an aged subdued Jim carrey, but they didn't do a good enough job that normies can't tell
They could have killed him and made it look like an overdose for pennies. Jim Carrey is a hasbeen actor/comedian who primarily stars in the spiritual successor to the love action Woody Woodpecker movie......he doesn't have to exist...

>>734132345
>literally has a different voice, different writing hand and different eye colour
There has been a lot of Israeli paid posters everywhere as of late.

>>734131275
Lack of soul

what the fuck happened to jim carrey? This thread is incomprehensible, I don't know who's memeing or not

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>>734138994
He's Not real!

>>734138994
He just had plastic surgery or something, kinda sad to see

>>734139112
qrd?

>Okay guys we actually hired a guy with a fake mask
>okay show the proof you faked him with the mask
>UHHHH *radio silence*
so it goes on in conspiracy
did jim carrey know too much of (((THEM))) and they eliminated him, or did he really just hire some frenchie to go get an award for him and this is all just a laugh?

>>734135010
>>Book remakes unheard of
They exist.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/10577778-the-night-land

>>734139210
Karen is on an airplane and her schizophrenia kicks in.
She's somewhat aggressive, demands the plane to be stopped and says incoherent shit, "this motherfucker back there is not real" among other things as if she saw a ghost.

>>734131275
>all the response to this
it's ridiculous how pathetic normalfags are
>ermmm thats a fake conspiracy theory ok don't pay attention to the fact that 99% of conspiracy theories have been proven true by the epstein files or anything wooow

>>734132770
French artistt ran a social experiment by wearing a Jim Carrey mask.

>>734139720
This one was not intended to be a remake at first tho, the author renamed the whole thing after finding out how his original idea resembled The Night Land by Hogdson, it was not intended to "remake it" at first. Videogames and movie remakes are there to just rehash past kinetic entertainment for leftist fiction, the practice it's different there and it sucks.

>>734131365
this + the average coomsoomer nowadays are all consoletoid goyim who thinks everything is good if the marketing is done right.

>>734133673
and then people say that Fallout 4 story is shit.

>>734141189
Kek

>>734139958
So why the fuck was every media outlet reporting that it was THE Jim Carrey if it was some random fuckin' prick in a mask? In on it or just stupid?

>>734139958
>social experiment
More like a message
>We can replace you at any time

>>734131275
imo most of the best games on the market are remakes.

>>734143310
you could not have made a more defamatory statement if you tried. every remake is a demake made by people who didnt understand the original

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>>734133697
it really is just 90% shills and bots at this point

I'm still a super racist chud but I don't need /pol/ anymore cuz even normies are talking about the fact that Israel owns us and the rich billionaires are eating babies and belong to a literal satanic cult. Now I can discuss these topics freely on my personal account on Facebook if I really wanted to so what's left is just a cesspool of browns trying to spin their own narrative on whatever hot topic they want to discuss.

>>734131275
It's just better to look old sometimes

>>734135010
>>Video game remakes good
No?

Other than the Command and Conquer remakes, was there any other good ones in the last 5 years?

>>734131275
This was confirmed to have been a double https://www.instagram.com/p/DVWs5RNDHSz/

>>734131275
>why
1. They are inferior according to you, who are not the target audience anymore. (For what it's worth, I agree, but it doesn't matter.)
2. When publishers acquire intellectual property, they want to make use of that investment. Even a cash grab is better than no cash grab if you're just the one who has cash-grab rights and not the original artist.
3. Culture war etc.

>>734131936
Only correct for ff 7

>>734135010
>he didn't read The Bible: Remastered
lmao
are you poor?!

>>734131491
>extradimensional werewolves
Akshually it's psychic vampires

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