>>734131382
how big is her cock?

Shartytard frogslop

>>734131382
>she has a PhD
A PhD in being retarded or what?

>>734131695
A PhD in BBC

>>734131382
My gf buys every fucking switch/switch 2 game that comes out and doesn't fucking play them

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>>734131382
It's absolutely painful watching women play vidya. My ex beat Yakuza 0 without switching styles at ALL. Only fucking used Brawler on Kiryu and Slugger on Majima. She also has almost ten years in college and is a lawyer

>>734131739
Is she paying with her own money or yours?

Probably brain rotted from tik tok and doesn't have any patience.

>>734131382
I tried playing the first DKC with a female friend and holy shit it was like watching a toddler. She would die instantly every time, couldn't nail any jumps, completely incapable of understanding the concept of a run button. She plays games all the time.

>>734131973
Hers then she asks me for money because she doesn't have it

>>734131382
>doesn't read anything and doesn't have any idea what's going on
It's because the setting doesn't interest her. Same reason I played WoW in 2005 but never read a single quest text. Just accepted them and only followed the instructions.

I'll read the shit out the text from a game like Starsector or Escape Velocity. I did read most of Portal, too.

Maybe developers are right in making all games for retards. You just don't get how fucking retarded people can be at playing a simple game.

now, im a retard who has never interacted with women, but, have you guys ever thought of maybe guiding your girlfriends along or do you seriously just watch and seethe internally

>>734132158
No theyre a lost cause just let the fucking retards be retarded because theyre going to he fucking retarded no matter what. Do not make games for fucking retards.

>>734131382
same but with my bf

>>734131382
I'm 27 years old and a virgin.

I liked taking those stupid online tests with my ex
Once we took an online IQ test
I scored above average, but she never showed me her result and just made excuses

I really don't mind girls being retarded, she just has to look good and be nice. If she's a bitch and ugly, it doesn't matter how smart she is.

>>734131382
All women are like this btw. Keep that in mind whenever someone tells you they are equal to us

Women are incapable of visualizing 3d spaces the way men do and that's why the constantly get lost in video games.

>>734132592
Are you serious?

>>734131695
People that flaunt useless PhDs are generally retarded, yes

>>734132638
No

>>734132313
post stories

>>734131382
there's no need to lie on the internet anon :^)

That's what I call "gaming intuition".
You learn the language of video games by playing a variety of them as you grow up. That's how you figure out how to follow context clues and what information matters.
Grow up not playing video games, you never build that intuition. It's really hard to learn for adults for some reason.

>>734131382
>my gf
Fuck off normalfag

>>734132796
I remember some guy made his dad play Dark Souls and he never played any video game before, he needed up beating it. I really think women are the problem.

>>734131382
Please look forward to your post being reposted on Twitter!

>anons complaining about girls playing vidya
If your view on women still hasn't been shattered, find an excuse to put together a LEGO set with your girl. Mine bought a Halloween-themed set so she can """decorate""" my "bare" (has only books on it) shelf. Women have 0 (zero) spatial awareness. This is also why they'll make you assemble shit for them - it's not because it's too heavy.
Some anon please post the "draw the water line" test on college educated women.

>>734131382
no one ever told me women were like this i had to learn it through pain

men are just better at everything, even getting penetrated

>>734132160
They'll complain if you tell them. Or ask you to guide them everywhere after, which defeats the purpose, because what's the point in playing the videogame completely by yourself, just without your hands. You could just as well play with voice commands.

>>734131382
Maybe she feels nervous with you looking over her shoulder, so she isn't thinking straight. I know this has definitely happened to me in stressful situations in the past. How come unempathetic faggots like this get gfs, while I'm destined to be alone for my entire life? This is bullshit.

>>734131695
mollecular biology

>>734132160
I don't want to end up playing over her, then neither of us would have fun

>>734131382
Women are like this because they have different strengths than men. At the end of the day is this not why we have a desire for them, because they're different and we want to protect them and fill in the gaps?

>>734131382
It sounds like you want a boyfriend.

I'm 28 and I've never been on a date with a girl

>>734132158
It's a catch 22, they play games made for retards as kids and then grow up unable to develop critical thinking and end up being retarded and then they also MAKE games for retards. We have people that grew up on Wii babby games now making vidya.

My gf ragequit portal 2 after she fell off a platform for the 20th time

>>734134035
I think the 7th gen did more damage to the average gamer IQ with all the COD shit and its clones, I thought we would never get out of that era.

>>734134198
Oh that's a good point, CoD in particular with all the campers had people expect to sit in 1 spot and have all the game come to them. So now they can't move through levels without yellow paint everywhere.

>>734131739
my gf mindlessly buys digital switch 2 games for full price while I already own the game on ps4/5
She bought fallout 4 for $60 yesterday, meanwhile I got it 5 years ago for $5 at a thrift store

>>734132134
Then you know what to do.

>>734131382
Anon
There are just people that FUCKING REFUSE to learn how to play games
I have had to physically force my mom to move both controller joysticks at the same time until she started doing it by herself because she fucking REFUSED TO DO IT

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>>734131382
>she has a PhD and has played other games before
genuinely wtf

>>734131382
meanwhile my gf replay portal and portal 2 every now and then while i got filtered by portal 2 and never finished it

>>734131382
is your gf ijustine?

>>734135586
nowadays degrees don't say anything about one's intelligence, specially for women, since they're very good at academic settings, but rarely more than decent in real life implementations

>>734131382
cock-sucking faggot

>>734131382
>she has a PhD
In?

>>734132534
>us

>>734135586
A European phd doesn't mean much. You pretty much just blindly do what your professor tells you to do for 2-3 years then graduate, as opposed to the states where you're expected to develop your own research proposals and oversee half a dozen projects at various stages of maturity.

>>734135973
It's the same with the undergrad too in Europe really. It's extremely hard to fail a subject.

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>>734135760
i fucking wish

>>734135936
biology

I'll give you all an example

>first part of room 19, pic related

solution
>you portal both raised platforms, wait for the ball to go through, then move the second portal so the ball bounces up into the receiver

gf
>she places a portal on both platforms
>watches the ball go through several times where it hits the wall and returns
>watches this for several loops, several different ballls come and go in that time
>tries nothing
>she becomes disinterested and returns to the entry corridor with the elevator
>no reason for this, never has a solution been in the elevator before
>gets to the elevator and places a portal on the wall
>puzzle solves itself as the ball now bounces up to the receiver
>she misses this completely, returns to the main area
>the platform that takes you to the fire has long gone and respawns
>I didn't even know it could respawn
>dies five times on the way to the fire

>>734136743
Biologists don't have to know about physics, so that checks out.
It's the easiest science degree to get.

>>734136743
Either help her or have sex with her
retard

>>734136743
You have not accurately described the puzzle nor your solution. Where does the ball come from? Your solution suggests "portaling both raised platforms and waiting for the ball to go through" then moving one of the portals after that. Why would you do that? If both platforms have portals, and the ball has gone through a raised platform to exit the other one, presumably the one it's exiting is the one on the left, toward the receiver. Not sure where moving a portal would come into it at this stage.

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>>734136743
Sounds like she deserves some good corrective rape tonight

>>734138108
IIRC the ball comes down from where the opening in the ceiling and the red light is

Reason you need to do as the anon said is because the ball will initially come out of the second portal at horizontal angle and go towards the wall, and only after the 45 degree bounce it will go into the receiver

>>734138108
You sound like AI and my solution is correct

The one on the left (in the picture) is the ball sender. The red light on the ceiling to the right is the ball receiver (so's your mom)

Place a portal on the left platform.
Place a portal on the right platform.
Ball comes down from ceiling into left portal
Ball comes out of right platform towards wall.
Replace right portal
Ball bounces off wall towards right platform
Ball bounces upwards towards ceiling

Are you my girlfriend?

>>734138295
Actually it might be the other way around, the device sends out the ball

Either way, logic remains the same

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>>734138130
LEAVE BELLE ALONE SHE IS TRYING

>>734131382
She’s dating you so she’s obviously retarded, not sure what you expected.

>>734131382
Is she a streamer? Sounds like she has streamer brain

>>734131992
I left my ex because all she would do is just stare at her phone literally flicking past the same videos she already watched every 5 minutes. Then it'd flick onto people begging for gifts to be sent and shit. It made her so retarded.

>>734132638
NTA but I am.
Women are worse at mental mapping and 3D imagination.
They're better at language, grammar and colour.

Is modern education so pozzed they don't even acknowledge these very basic and well documented differences?

>>734138670
She has an OF, but she's not a video game streamer.

>>734138754
>gf has onlyfans
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>734138754
>She has an OF
cuck

>>734138754
Link?

>>734131890
Brawler was alright, but slugger was kinda shit. You get no reach at all.

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>>734131382
Portal is the best evidence for why the 19th needs to be repealed.

>>734133890
>mollecular biology
literally girlscience

In case you're still here op, just because she does not have a great visual spatial (women have less visual spatial than to men on average) doesn't mean you should break up with her. Also she likely doesn't play video games so there is a disconnect in logic in the game and logic in the world. Though I'm not going to make an excuse for everything, it's not as simple as it seems.

incel thread alert

>>734131382
>she has a phd
Ok, your first failure is that you dont realize that women are retarded whether they have a phd or teenage pregnancy. They can follow recipes, which is why they are good bakers but shit cooks. Portal 2 doesnt show a recipe on how to beat every level on the screen, so the woman will keep doing retarded woman shit until you either pull up a recipe or she has brute forced her way until end game.

>>734135016
Fuck her?

>>734133808
Maybe because you act like a woman

>>734138130
Why are women like this? Like retarded?

>>734140017
I think it just goes to show how being attractive to women is orthogonal to being a good person. If anything, bad men might be on average perceived as more attractive, as bad men tend to be low on trait agreeableness, which women find to be an attractive quality. While qualities like being kind, empathetic, understanding, etc. tend to correlate with high trait agreeableness, which is a quality women tend to find unattractive.

>>734138737
I'm better at language and grammar than women

>>734131739
My gf says most games make her dizzy, so she won't play much with me. Although she doesnt mind watching.

She will only play crusader kings 3 or princess maker

>>734139097
Fucking lol at that pic

>>734140423
>Anecdote
It's averages, retard
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

>>734140553
I would write about how I felt better than a woman

>>734132975
My dad has issues playing modern games. He hasn't really played any games since n64 so he has issues with multiple planes of movement.

He likes golf games though

>>734140346
>orthogonal
you mean antithetical

>>734138108
ai post

>>734140346
>le nice guy

>>734138108
Are you the gf? Just suck OP's dick already.

>>734140757
No. I did mean orthogonal. But given my later elaboration, it's understandable why you think the word "antithetical" would reflect better what I meant to say, so let me clarify by underlining the later part of my statement was a purely speculative deduction based on my existing understanding. It's why I hedged it by saying "might be" instead of saying "is". It doesn't factor into my general assessment.

>>734140742
my dad is dead

>>734131382
>>734136743
>>734138130
this gets a lot funnier when you realize that since chell is a woman these are more accurate to the way she solved all of these tests

>>734141098
Your AI answers are obvious and still incorrect
Orthogonal refers to geometry, for example: detector efficiency was characterized by measurements performed at a 2 m standoff distance orthogonal to the geometric center of the detector active volume.
Please explain how you believe "being an attractive woman" is geometrically perpendicular to "being a good person"

>>734141341
nta but orthogonal can also simply mean branching or unrelated; imagine saying "tangential" or "perpendicular". That's a similar meaning.

>>734141341
>being an attractive woman
oh nvm you're just illiterate
he said that being attractive TO women was orthogonal to being a good person, as in it's unrelated. You can be attractive or unattractive and be good or bad but they do not have any relation.

>>734140260
>Why is water like this? Like wet?

>>734141419
>imagine saying "tangential" or "perpendicular"
those are both mathematical terms
>>734141478
not once have i ever heard orthogonal used as a synonym for unrelated
it's a mathematical term

>>734131382
>women
>spatial reasoning

>>734131382
yeah one thing I've learned from watching other people play games is that there's a reason why devs are making yellow paint segments and having voiceovers constantly giving you hints on what to do
modern gamers are retarded

>>734141610
Because people who know you already dumb down their speech patterns in order to communicate with you.

>>734141341
>Orthogonal refers to geometry
In statistics you can use it to say that two variables are uncorrelated, meaning there's no linear relationship between them. Directional changes in one don't systematically increase/decrease the other. It's an intentionally weak claim rather than something stronger like e.g. saying the two are independent.
>Please explain how you believe "being an attractive woman" is geometrically perpendicular to "being a good person"
I think what you meant to say was:
>Please explain how you believe "a man being attractive to women" is geometrically perpendicular to "being a good person"
I believe I explained what I meant by the term "orthogonal". If you disagree with the usage, then for the sake of clarity let me restate it by making the following two slightly-awkward statements that I think are equivalent to my previous statement that used the word orthogonal: "A man being better (morally speaking) doesn't imply he is more/less attractive to women." and "A man being worse (morally speaking) doesn't imply he is more/less attractive to women". I hope that clears things up.

>>734131382
Portal is just an IQ test and the average man is just as bad at it as the average woman, because the 'average' in practice is actually retarded. The only difference is we don't get to see the average man playing Portal because if he's playing vidya at all it'll be a sportslop or movieslop and not Portal. The typical man who is too retarded for Portal probably has no interest in playing it in the first place. Without an extrinsic reason, they likely never will.
Conversely, we're overexposed to female examples of being too retarded for Portal (or other games) because they circumstantially end up playing games more, even when they're bad at them. This is usually either because they're being a quirk chungus and dating a neckbeard, or they're being an e-whore and streaming what they're playing.

tl;dr it's selection bias

I have fond memories of watching my wife play Portal before we started going out. She was pretty retarded with it, but got off on me teasing her about it.
Later on we tried making her best friend play Amnesia, and watched as she struggled to grasp the idea of moving and would consistently just run into walls, as in this girl couldn’t keep the concept of WASD to move in her head and kept having to check what she was supposed to do.

>>734131382
Once you realize how dumb women actually are vis a vis problem solving and critical thinking, it's hard to be retaken by the illusion. They really are dumb as fucking shit 99% of the time.

>>734132975
my ex picked up dark souls and ended up beating all of them, she has like a thousand hours and 100% achievement rate in ds3. meanwhile she struggles with a simple platformer like mario

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>>734144292
Yeah no. Women are just completely retarded at spatial reasoning. See picrel. Easy, right? A retarded man could do it while asleep. But a woman? Not a chance.

>she had a PhD
Yeah in sucking cock maybe.

>>734144292
Factually wrong. There's even in non physical competitions women and men are segregated.

>>734133087
Here >>734146973 you go

>>734131739
Based

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>>734131382
>get cousin to play Portal
>pulls out his phone to look at a guide whenever he gets stuck (2 minutes into every fucking test chamber)
>occasionally stops playing to look through Instagram for over 5 minutes at a time
>thought it was boring because all he did was replicate a video guide

>>734146973
>its actually ice
>ice is still water
>line should be 45 degrees off border
Checkmate woman haters

>>734131382
Rape her if you hate her gameplay so much.

>>734131382
I doubt she cares much about the game. I promise if you weren't there she would be on her phone instead.

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>play motion pictures game with bf
>says it will be fun
>constantly back seating and the mood gets tense
>getting stressed via vibes
>can't enjoy the motion movie now

post the guy who gets stuck at the stairs in the first area in portal

>>734149787
I would 100% invest in this and then reap the rewards when she gets on ozempic

>>734150360
Ozempic doesn't fix stretched skin. That shit is permanent.

>>734150360
for one she would look terrible with all that loose stretched skin, and someone like her would immediately dump your ass thinking she could do better after losing maybe 30 lbs of the 60-90+ lbs she would need to lose before looking like a normal human body

>>734131382
tits or gtfo lol

>>734150360
Shit ROI