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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)15:58:14 No.734134017
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)15:58:14 No.734134017   [Reply]▶
Imagine being Sun Wukong (black myth) monkey king:
>+3387 testosterone (recent test)
>Possesses 72 physical transformations, divine physique
>Can create clones of himself
>Ego + aura,
>Attractive phenotype.
>Gorilla hands (literally) >Veins bulging all over the body (without using a dilator)
>Hunter's eyes
>Soft golden fur.
>+25cm magic staff >Incredible durability
It's over for Homo sapiens.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)15:59:05 No.734134062
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)15:59:05 No.734134062▶
imagine being bajie
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:00:35 No.734134141
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:00:35 No.734134141▶
>>734134017
cool story, faggot sapien
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:01:07 No.734134174
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:01:07 No.734134174▶
>>734134017
I'LL BE THAT MONKEY
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:02:25 No.734134243
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:02:25 No.734134243▶
>>734134017
meanwhile, wukong is so boring in his own game
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:02:55 No.734134273
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:02:55 No.734134273▶
>>734134220
bajie was the OG OG cuck thoughbeit (no disrespect)
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:04:00 No.734134336
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:04:00 No.734134336▶
>>734134017
smug monkey 4x handjob...
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:05:30 No.734134402
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:05:30 No.734134402▶
>>734134017
Dont fuck Wukong thats very disrespectful
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:05:55 No.734134424
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:05:55 No.734134424▶
monkey is a pretty cool character
but his characterization seems too serious in this rendition
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:06:37 No.734134462
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:06:37 No.734134462▶
>>734134017
Chinks really were the OG powerlevel fags
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:19:28 No.734135172
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:19:28 No.734135172▶
>>734134174
@grok swap the heads of the monkeys around
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:50:54 No.734136964
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:50:54 No.734136964▶
>>734134017
>72 physical transformations

name seventy-two
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:53:49 No.734137128
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:53:49 No.734137128▶
furfag
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:54:56 No.734137185
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:54:56 No.734137185▶
>>734136964
jackie chan
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:56:14 No.734137254
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:56:14 No.734137254▶
Why are the Chinese obsessed with this story
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:02:34 No.734137627
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:02:34 No.734137627▶
>>734137254
you wouldn't get it. stick to black and white morality slop, christcuck
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:08:08 No.734137938
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:08:08 No.734137938▶
>>734134017
sauce?
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:19:01 No.734138580
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:19:01 No.734138580▶
>>734137254
>obsessed
Who hurt you? Let us Chinese have something good for once
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:27:08 No.734139101
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:27:08 No.734139101▶
>>734134017
>that pic
imagine all the white girls who will troon out into that monkey
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:29:04 No.734139220
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:29:04 No.734139220▶
>>734139101
no one is imagining this
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:30:54 No.734139334
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:30:54 No.734139334▶
>>734139101
0%
It's fag shit made by a fag.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:32:17 No.734139439
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:32:17 No.734139439▶
>>734139334
>fujos don't exist
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:32:56 No.734139482
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:32:56 No.734139482▶
>>734139439
Trannies are not women
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:34:01 No.734139557
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:34:01 No.734139557▶
>>734139482
ftm trannies exist, anon
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:36:21 No.734139707
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:36:21 No.734139707▶
>>734134017
>gets assraped into being a good little buddhist cuck
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:37:03 No.734139753
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:37:03 No.734139753▶
>>734134017
Let me guess
That pic is cropped porn
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:37:36 No.734139787
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:37:36 No.734139787▶
>>734137627
Western literature, both modern and ancient, utterly owns all of the eastern output in every conceivable way. The only way the east can even pretend to have chance is by claiming Russia as eastern but everyone knows how farcical that is.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:42:38 No.734140103
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:42:38 No.734140103▶
>>734139787
>utterly owns
sounds like you "read" tiktok essays
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:44:11 No.734140187
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:44:11 No.734140187▶
>>734140103
Seethe about your worthless culture that everyone despises, chink.

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