>>734136478
How about you make an actual point rather than just bringing up random ass songs?

An Indian just became president of my old college. I'm so fatigued bros.

>>734136561
the image explains itself
sorry about your traumatic brain amputation

every modern CEO has no background in whatever shit company they're working for

what, you think the CEO of mcdonalds has ever been inside a fastfood kitchen? i bet your ass he can't make a sandwich for himself even if his life depended on it

>>734136668
>>734136478
SAAR

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>>734136720
They don't even eat their own slop

>>734136478
>technological breakthrough
>translates any language with perfect clarity instantly
>leads to even more breakthroughs like next-level robo speech
>helps you with your shopping and gift ideas
Why do chuds hate AI so much?

>>734137045
@grok is this true?

>>734137045
>translates any language with perfect clarity
American monoglot detected

>>734137045
>>helps you with your shopping and gift ideas
So it will serve me ads? Finally, a good use for AI.

>>734136478
>AI Exec
Damn, I could probably do that job.

>>734137438
haha nice try
Did AI take your translating job?

>>734137894
>Ok Cortana madam, I'm the new head of Xbox. Please suggesting me possible courses of action

>>734136478
Why do the fuck do these companies ever need a "head" of something. Just tell developers to make some good fucking games, the end.

So. rather than going ONLY to the usual street shitting memes, given her corporate track record, and public statements so far, what is the future of the microsoft gaming division. She worked on what. Azure?

>>734136720
This really quite true, but even in those cases, you can get an idea of what ind of CEO or focus they will have by their previous track records. EG, EA having a jock leader = EA focus on sports and FIFA. Boeing, Nissan and GE going from leads with engineering to buisnees finance.

>>734138215
Actually, previous xbox is a perfect example. They told the Perfect dark people to make a good game. Gave them lots of time and space. And they just made fake demos that didn't work.

>>734136478
https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/new-ceo-moves-fast-major-marketing-hires-could-signal-strategy-shift
They're hiring new marketing leads so it's not like they're giving up completely just yet

>>734138215
>Just tell developers to make some good fucking games, the end
They did
No seriously, Microsoft is actually very hands-off with their devs

>>734138495
>hands offs
I've lost track of the number of layoffs Microsoft did

what is an 'ai executive'?

>>734139113
I meant strictly game development wise

>>734139207
bwc advisor

>>734137045
>>technological breakthrough
"Scam breakthrough" AI Jeet.

>>734140076
See, this just doesn't make sense to me. Young people are always the first to embrace new tech.
Netflix?
Snapchat?
Tiktok?
Everything was big with kids and college students first. They are the trendsetters.

Usually, millennials are the tech-savy ones, and boomers and zoomers need to play catch up.

AI? It's almost the reverse. Just doesn't make sense.

>>734142281
Because AI is sterile, it does not create, thus the financial sector sees kinship in that because they too do not create, like the first scene in Wolf of Wall Street, they "jerkoff" a lot and scam clients. You cannot rub two coins together and expect a 3rd coin to sprout out.

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>indian
>microsoft
>AI enthusiast
Its like the trifecta of evil.

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I’ve had an Xbox since the first Black Ops came out, I’ve jus with this shitty brand since it has my backlog of games, but I’m tired of these fucking people fucking up all the time. What would it take to save Xbox? Is it over?

>>734136478
I love her.

>>734137438
Certainly more clarity than any trannylator can muster

>>734136478
Microsoft HATE the Xbox.
It is something that the public imposed on em pretty much.
What microsoft want is to be the defacto software store of Windows, that all the games, all the applications, all the everything are sold by their store.
Yet it is a gaming platform tied to a console, a platform that they're constantly trying to force into becoming steam, into becoming what they want from it.

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>>734136478
>THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL

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>>734136720
>you think the CEO of mcdonalds
You think that's an argument? I don't want her to make Xbox indian AIslop, I don't want Xbox games to play like firewatch, I don't want it to become modern McDonalds.

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>>734143234
Xbox isn't going to exist period, Sharma is pretty blatantly a patsy. And it worked, dipshits are yelling SARRRRRR at eachother instead of focusing on Phil Spencer being a fuck-up. No punishment, no disgrace, instead he gets to sail on out completely scot-free, completely divorced from responsibility for any of his decisions, for trying to turn Xbox into Netflix and completely failing to recoup any losses from the Xbone.

I can't make it any clearer that Sharma is a strawman Xbox put there for people to beat against while the brand is laid to rest.

>>734136478
i just dont understand how xbox is even a brand that exists anymore
it has been dead since arguably 2015
how the fuck is it still a thing

>>734143390
>Be Phil
>Create a bunch of studios and buy ever more to get games
>They all commit sudoku instead of working
>15 years later none of 30 studios at xbox made a single fucking game
>Had to cancel Perfect Dark after 5 years because the devs never worked on it and only showed CGI trailer to get their paycheck
>Had to cancel a MMO after 12 years of dev time with no game and expected to take at least 3 more. 15 fucking years of dev time.
>MS as a whole is infected with woke so Gears of War and Halo are now filled with women and fags
>Even when they go to third parties like Capcom for Dead Rising 3 it's a shithow because western devs keep stealing money instead of working
I'm not saying Phil didn't kill xbox, I just wonder if it was even possible to save it in the first place

>>734143584
Because big stockholders don't play games, so as long as they keep it alive Microsoft can pretend everything is fine and not explain why they are fumbling a multi billion dollar industry where they have home advantage.
The fact that Steam is the main pc gaming storefront instead of Windows Store despite almost all pc gaming being on Windows since the '90 should tell you how much they fucked up.

>>734143390
You're focusing on the best case scenario, Xbox can easily continue to exist and go out later as the saar company instead of going out now. I do blame Phil Spencer for it, my beef is with the entire CEO system resulting from a century of Dodge v. Ford government overreach, and if I can use the animosity towards indians to being attention to it I will.

>>734137894
I bet even an AI can

>>734136478
how the fuck can you get a job based on AI experience if AI has only been around for a few months? rich people live on a different planet entirely, none of the rules apply to them.

>>734143965
If it's anything like Bluepoint and Sony it was more likely they were actively being prevented from working on anything than that they simply weren't working.

>>734144110
China has the right of it on this one, over there if you try to use your CEO money to become a feudal lord then you instantly have your entire business license revoked.

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>>734136478
India will save gaming with the power of AI

>>734136478
Deadbox

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>>734144427
You left out the funniest part

>>734144343
The Initiative CHOSE Perfect Dark

>>734143234
Reminder that it changed because it's easier to renovate and modify in case McDonalds relocated and some other restaurant took over

>>734144779
Because selling it would be easier and more lucrative to short term investors, which are god because of government overreach, in detriment of customers enjoying eating in the place instead of being faced with glass memeboxes.

>>734144996
It's lovely that the information age kicked off right when America began to enshittify as an empire so we now have a play-by-play guidebook on how not to capitalism

Be real with me, how long until we find out she's here to salvage Xbox or to put it to sleep?

>>734137045
All the dumb shit you listed translates to "it is new". And you conveniently left out all the detrimental effects of spending all of the world's electricity, water and RAM on a machine that invents lies and disinformation only.

>>734145181
The fact that she has no video game background whatsoever combined with how slickly Phil Spencer is disappearing from Xbox's limelight should give you the answer

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>phil spencer gave up years ago and said xbox can't win the console war
>only thing sarah bond ever did was the "everything is an xbox" campaign
what a weird fucking brand

>>734145259
Okay so when is she gonna drop the "I care about gamers. 007 amirite" crap and just do her real job?

>>734145398
She's probably not going to say anything at all in the future because she's just there to take the career fall of Spencer's and Bond's work

>>734136478
Who cares? Thanks to her the exclusives are back!

So how long until the great purge?
Next year?
2030?
End of 2026?

>>734145923
You know it was an AI that said that right?

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>>734139207
A person who doesn't exist. She's not real. A total fabrication. CoPilot made it up. It's fiction.

>>734138215
You know all that annoying shit like socializing and talking to people that engineers hate? Thats what people like her handle.

>>734142281
X and up doesn't care as they are about to fuck off out of the job market or untouched.
Milliennials are mixed because they are either in senior positions that won't get touched, need social points, or part of the grift.
Zoomers and lower are tech retards who realize those in the job market can replace them with it.

>>734136478
>is an AI executive
Does that mean she's not real?

>>734137040
>struggling
Complete horse shit. He wasn't struggling at all.

>>734136478
I dont understand how westerners and even the Japanese have an unexplainable favorable opinion of indians to the point that they're importing millions of Indians every year. I've seen indian ceos in western tech companies, indian government officials in non-south asian countries, basically indians in every nook and cranny.

>>734150508
>importing millions of Indians
Well this isn't actually happening for one thing. Twitter memelords say "millions" and the actual number is "tens of thousands." The whole demographic replacement grift doesn't really work unless you're concern-trolled into believing millions are coming.

>>734136478
xbox was already dead anyway