>>734141626
dig 3 blocks down
place block above
check every 5 minutes until night ends

>>734141626
Enjoy the night time it’s very peaceful:)

>>734141626
just stay jumping on the water

the creepers (green cacti that ecplode) are slow on water

>>734141709
kill yourself

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>>734141709
t y, a skeleton almost killed me

>>734141852
what is the problem with doing that
he maybe missed having a torch on the hole

>>734141836
I’m not Jesus I can’t jump on water
>>734141852
In minecraft??

craftable bed was a disaster for minecraft gameplay

>>734141937
you literally hold A
the minecraft guy will jump continuously until morning

>>734141942
That’s the neat thing about minecraft, no one forces you to do anything so you can play the game however you like if you think it’ll make for a better experience

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>>734142071

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who dis

>>734142050
If I keep holding A the minecraft guy will keep swimming to the left, retard.

>>734142168
>make a wall with a hole
>cover the top of the hole with cobwebs
>free ghost item whatever it's named

>>734142234
That's a free source of iron :D

>>734142168
>/gamerule doInsomnia false

>>734142263
>playing with a keyboard

yikes

>>734142234
ah, a village
now you build additional beds, add every possible villager profession, make an automatic farm of various food items and spend hours trading until you've got all the best items in the game
great design

>>734142234
they're protectors of the village, but they drop iron when killed and are friendly so you might as well kill it because they occasionally respawn

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upgraded my shit, smelting some iron now

>>734141942
1. I like being able to have a comfy bed in my minecrap house
2. You literally achieve safety by building a little dirt den for yourself and without a bed you just had to sit there and wait for minutes or dig a hole to keep yourself busy

>>734142050
His name is Jack Black ya dingdong

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slice em fukers

This thread is highly sexual

install fapcraft

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riding a boat seems safe af when it's dark

>>734144326
enjoy eating a trident

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had a close call with a zombie but made it no worries, was slicing up some pigs in the middle of the night

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this black one ofc stealing blocks

>>734145618
you should go give him a stern talking to

>>734142234
An american

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>>734141709
this, every time

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Stop playing modern MC slop.

>>734146417
kek

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>Babysat my niece over the weekend
>She's playing Minecraft on a Switch
>I'm sat next to her with my laptop and load up some free beta version
>We build shit together
>She keeps making copies of my things in her world
It was fun.

>>734141852
based

>>734150230
wow that was an awesome tale! got any more? where can i subscribe???

>>734150467
Don't be a bitter fag.

>>734150467
>Willingly visits gaming boards
>Hates when people actually talk about games
>Everything is "hueh hueh tl:dr yeah I'm happy for you or sorry that happened..."
Hang yourself and livestream it for my entertainment.

>>734150649
>>734151121
No need to samefag.

>>734150467
You have to be over 18 to post here.

imagine seething this hard

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>>734150649
>>734151121
>>734151267
>tfw that anon was being genuine and just wanted to hear more

>>734141626
Now I feel like playing Minecraft again. Thanks OP!
How much has it changed since beta 1.8?

>>734152167
great. everything has gone so great that notch is still at the helm and he loves how his brainchild went from beloved indie project to normieslop dogshit

>>734150230
Damn that sounds cute, I wish I had a niece to comfily play vidya with

>>734151369
Imagine randomly singling out an innocuous post to vent all your hatred against your missing father to. Trust me, he's not thinking about you at all.

damn he's still seething

>>734154037
And your father isn't coming back.

>>734147392
comfy, it annoying the game went downhill when they added animal breeding as i quite like that but dont like the hunger system

>>734147392
/x/?

>>734156310
I stopped playing for a while after they added hunger, it really is terrible.
>>734156456
Yeah, there's a lot of MC threads lately it seems.