I don't need my ears cleaned. I'm not Asian and don't have fucked up genes giving me sticky thick earwax.

if their ears are on top of their heads, what's the sides of their heads look like?

>>734141880
Wow, that's a good question, anon. You must be really smart. Nice job.

nyoooo you need to take a 10 hour break so janny doesn't delete our threads (janny deletes them anyway)

>>734141751
No. That's gross and I'm self conscious

>>734141970
Show the sides.

>>734141994
What are you talking about? This is an ear cleaning thread

>>734142093
Name one game featuring ear cleaning

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Super Creek? More like Super CRINGE.

>>734141751
this unlocked memories of when my mom did this to me and her positioning my head on her lap and I couldn't see her face because of her breasts, then turning my head so she could start ear cleaning

It was very ticklish and the sensation of wax removal was uncomfortably vibrating and stuff but I don't like Super Creek that much as character

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i don't care about ear cleaning mobile games but i do like images of funny eared creatures with cars
thank you for your attention to this matter

i have some weird ear condition but only in my right ear where my earwax (and whole ear) are wet and hair is growing out of it, meanwhile my other ear is totally normal. it irritates me a lot and i go through a million q-tips and the two doctors i've seen never help me with it, it's been a thing for years now and i just deal with it

Anyone know what board generals belong on I keep forgetting

>>734142151
Resident Evil 9

>>734141751
No, I only use water to clean them, putting in sticks is just asking for accidental eardrum rupture.

>>734142517
Pussy

>>734141994
why’s uma butt blast the brown jannies so bad? like they allow fgo/fire emblem generals that are bbc tranny erp garbage fires

>>734142742
Not enough bbc tranny erp

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>>734141751
Ive had to have it done by a medical professional before and it is not particularly pleasant. So no, I try not to let it get to that point anymore.

>>734142260
>hair is growing out of anon's earwax
teiobro...

>>734142962
Well yeah, a doctor doing it is way worse than a hot anime girl

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>>734142962
You can do this yourself with warm water and pic related.
I went to the doc twice and then stopped bothering, works just aswell.

>>734143195
I have been. It was just the first time it happened it was so bad I had to go to the doctor. Now a days I usually have to use one of these every couple of months.

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>>734141751
yeah

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>4 days to finish 2 aces
>20 borrowed runs
>fronts
>wasn't even procrastinating or taking it easy
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>734142260
Don't know if the same (probably not with hair) but I have excess earwax and use metal scraping tools to help clear out as qtips just make things worse for me, they just push things in. They're specialty ear cleaning items and more soft on the insides.

Why would I need to clean my ears isn't that what earwax is for
It's like squeezing pimples

>>734143362
My ears overproduce earwax so if I don't flush them out somewhat regularly they get so plugged that my hearing is impaired.

>>734143362
Because it feels good

>>734143435
Didn't even know I had this problem until I jumped in a pool in my 30's and rendered myself half deaf for a week. Thought I broke something. Clean your ears, anons.

I do not want a mommygf.

>>734143685
Gayest post I’ve ever seen

I want a mommy gf

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Can't believe it's almost been a year since /v/mamusume was created, I wuv you all bros!

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>>734143748
You can't make me play goo goo babies, creek.
I like my girls flat and bratty.

>>734144069
I love FineMo

>MANT killed gameplay discussion
Grim

>>734143748
Why not date your mother?

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>>734143272
zamn those are some lickable pits

>>734144272
We had a thread reach 800 posts an hour ago, take a break and do a fan run for danchou.

>>734144357
My mom isn’t hot

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ARE THERE NO TRUE TRAINERS AMONG YOU?

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>>734144403
...nah

>>734143195
I do that with a plastic syringe. Feels like sex honestly

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Ja-na~

>>734142151
Bunny Garden

>>734144596
Get back here and pay child support.

>>734141751
Definitely not Super Freak of all people

>>734144672
>busy posting on /pol/
Fuck off and don't come back

>>734144672
Registration starts today, CM starts in 3 days.

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>>734144841
...what?

>>734144841
I thought it would be next week. Oh well time to build aces
>>734144789
shut up kike

>>734144789
stop larping like you don't. Most people here do it, it's normal. You're some epic pure oldfag.

/pol/posting to derail the thread and get it deleted. Genius.

>>734144915
Yes. My guess is February ran too long without content so they're hitting the gas again. Look up the March schedule.

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>>734144915

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>>734145232
I know it's a game about racing but SLOW DOWN

>>734145152
Honestly deserved, too many threads back to back will give janny more reasons to delete our threads, take a break.

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>>734145173
>>734145232
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

Fuck off.

>>734145817
Thanks for the bump

>>734144841
>cm back to 3 days from registration instead of 4
GOD DAMN IT

>>734145776
Was hoping to see Tickezo naked

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I only have a Taiki ace and 3 half assed Falco/Digitan/Pasa
It's so fucking over

>>734146797
>gathering of /v/ma gaslighters, circa 1984. colorized.

trying to get a 1200/601/900/x/900 statline is way harder than I thought it would be.

>>734144750
didnt Opera introduce to her family during first Christmas? where you watch her little sister's screenplay

>>734147881
Is it? 2 good speed cards and 3 50 priority wit cards is enough to cap speed and wit, you can use Riko for stam and sparks for power and its pretty easy to get.

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>>734144841
I’m excited. We’re going to see so many Uraras. Also, RIP to all the trainers that don’t have a third dirt racer and straight up can’t compete.

>>734141751
what does this have to do with video games

>>734148091
i've been struggling a lot recently for some reason. I'm using kita + borrow fuku spd and three sr wit cards

>>734145173
Nah, they are clearly doing that so that MANT doesnt coincite with the cup finals. Can't have a bunch of Mant umas during an unity cup

>>734148158
Fuku isn't really that good right now because of 0 priority, in MANT its gonna be a lot better because of how that works but right now its better to borrow MLB finemo and just run tosho or windy SR instead

What are you all doing trolling /uma/ instead of being here?

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>>734141751

>>734141751
WHAT? YOU WANT TO CLAIM MY HEIRS? SPEAK UP.

>>734148309
people have self restrain and know to not reply in a shitty thread with even shittier opening posts

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>no aces for the CM
>on a trip so can't make them before
Oh well, guess being lazy bites you sometimes.

>>734141751
Hell nah, especially not super freak

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>>734145232
WE NEED MORE TIME

>>734141751

Not with a nightmare spoon like that, fuck no. I like having eardrums.

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>enter some pubs
>lose
>enter more pubs
>lose
>enter even more pubs
>1/15 win rate
nlg...

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I assume this is the thread?
I'm taking refugee here until the rampant trolling on /uma/ dies

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>>734148732
>I assume this is the thread?
Yes but no. It needs more high quality posts before it can become "the thread".
Who are >we rolling for? Are diabros aware that her base version is terrible?

>>734148732
Fuck off, we're full.
You can crash on /mlp/ if you want

>>734148698
Open Pubs are mostly whales jerking themselves off, they don't represent the actual CM experience, so don't worry, even pure f2p trainers can perform in CM if they have a single functioning braincell and a semblance of a built deck

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>>734148864
>Are diabros aware that her base version is terrible?
Don't care, still making her q/v/een

>>734148896
nta but open pubs is the best way to test your chances of winning group A or getting into group A. They're full sweat and most optimal builds

What if I don't want to play googoo babies?

>>734148864
Funds are low, saving for Sweep. Need more cards but I'm greedy with trainees.

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You don't need to announce you're from the general you know. That's just gonna start shit posting.

>>734148580
>sirius, having heard her last pun from the presiden'ts mouth, devised a pun to finally silence rudolf
>upon hearing this pun delivered by sirius, rudolf went into a seizure and subesquent coma
>tachyon et al. research how to revive rudolf from the basilisk like effect that this pun has had
>sirius never had to hear another lame pun in her time at tracen

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>>734148864
I'm one of the four anons who's going to roll for Fujin.

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>>734148732
>rampant trolling
Maybe you morons should stop biting the bait, anyways there isn't much to talk about right now, everyone who wasn't stupid already has their dirt aces, MANT will arrive in a few days and we got less than 2hrs before 1st anni, take it easy until the thread explodes due to 1st anni

>>734148958
Chances sure, its the best way to optimize in order to get to A finals, but don't take it as guarantee of you'll lose to johnny A rank's Narita Taishin with a full SR deck and a dream just because his luck was way better than yours

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Fuji for anon

>>734148864
>image
Nature is the sexiest, Sky is the cutest, and Palmer is the most underrated. Flower is the cutest munchkin.

>>734147881
600 is nice, but anything over 550 is probably fine, especially if you've got 400ish guts which you'll likely have from using Riko

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>>734149187
nta but thank you, she looks great.

>>734149187
Drawfriends once more establishing /v/ma superiority

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For the record Curren-chan is not my oshi for it is Brian. I thought she was /v/ma's oshi.

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>>734149182
Yeppers but it's still a nice way of knowing your chances of getting into group A finals altho winning it is entirely different matter

>>734149187
Very nice, love it

>>734148864
On that list? Only Palmer.

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>Cinderella Gray's manga started before S2
It's actually kind of wild, most people assume that CinGrey is less SoL and more in line with a grounded sports series because of the positive reactions to RTTT or BNE but it's actually the other way around.

>>734149283
We'll I wouldn't call her /v/ma's oshi, there's a bit of a love-hate shitposting relationship going on. She is our current queen though, since she won the Capricorn /v/ictory stakes.

>>734141751
I'll pick whichever choice leads to a nursing handjob from her.

>>734149187
She looks so smug. Perfect

>>734149283
MY FUARKING QUEEEEENNNNNSSSSSSSS

>>734148864
Ayabe. I would like Nishino so I'm not shackled to borrows like I am Seiun but that's gonna be rough.

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>>734141751
depends on how big her boobs are, everything is permitted after a certain point.

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>>734149283
>thought she was /v/ma's oshi.
Not exactly, she's just the current "queen". We have a tradition that every CM we run a post CM tournament called the "/v/ictory stakes". Its just a nice excuse to funpost about a successful uma and make OC of her

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>>734145232
Anyone pulling for Vega? No seriously, I don't think I ever see anyone talk about her

>>734141751
video games?

>>734149487
I have constantly.

>>734149487
I don't think rolling for ends without Spurt on their kits/events is a good investment. At least until we get an SR/SSR spurt card that is actually good. Even Sweepy comes with spurt.

>>734149457
I guess you could call the club mascots the /v/ma oshi's, even if some get more fanart than others
Taiki got a lot when she was queen

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Fine Motion is the /v/ma uma. Simple as

>>734149487
Ive seen a couple stray ayabefags. Her story seems like it has plenty of potential to be dark and really interesting, her kit kinda sucks but it's whatever. Good aptitiudes for parent farming, will do a cheeky tenner after the free singles

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>>734149487
I am, it's purely a waifu roll.

>>734149580
I can't get the dirt inspirations to proc on her

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BoaNE was sure worth the rewatch. Noticed and recognized way more of the uma cameos this time around and seeing Cafe looking at Tachyon as if she was walking garbage is peak.

>>734148864
Yaeno's autism in her support cards is pretty amusing, but not sure that's enough to make me want to drop a spark rolling for her and I'm certainly not gonna stop halfway. Ballroom Seiun is really strong if you like Fronts both as a borrow and as a trainee, but I don't. Nishino is a must borrow/use if you like Paces and also super strong for Lates. Looks like time to save my dosh and just get cards.

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Talk about ardan, what were your thoughts on her story?

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>>734149457
>>734149563
Thank you for explaining. Hopefully I will be around for the next post-cm race so I can at least spectate it.

>>734149665
Personally I'm not a fan of Nishino because it looks like a dober-like unique that doesn't always work. Angling and Scheming works on 95% of the tracks at least, but with Nishino we're back to being forced to raise a dozen different parents for their situational uniques

>>734149760
(you)pandering/10
I don't like these types of stories but I get why nips loved it.

>>734149602
Woah is that Fearsome Fate?

>>734149795
Nishino looks iffy on anything above mile but I haven't studied it in depth

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>>734149790
Sure anon, take one of my old Brian's for the road, from one Brianfriend to another

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>>734141751
I totally trust someone like Creek

>>734142962
i should do this some time

>>734149602
for me? it's superstitional realism

>>734149760
She's a direct hit to my weak spots. Adorable design and mannerisms

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>>734149790
Its a fun event, 20 minutes after CM finals. Feel free to try joining too. Ive only had the pleasure of joining the 1st because they fill too fast in literal seconds, they sorta set the tone of the cm "Era"

>>734149760
Katawa Shoujo ass horse.

>>734148732
Just blend well and don't shitpost. Your place wont recover until CM or MANT

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>>734149948
Bless you, anon

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Excuse me gentlemen, who do we expect to be the valuable umas to roll for during MANT?

>>734150072
Nice.

>>734149487
Practically speaking she's one of the worst trainees in the entire game, and in the anime she's just annoying. I wouldn't be surprised if fewer people pull for her than Jordan.

Has anyone mentioned that we get free rolls on fine motion?

>>734150220
Kitasan, Nishino, summer Goldship, Copano Rickey

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I shall ensure there's at least one Princess post

>>734150220
Kitasan
Ballroom Seiun
Nishino Flower
Copano Rickey

>>734149948
brian is my wife's favorite uma. why do so many girls like her?

>>734149487
I'm not interested in a schizo necrophilic siscon and her anime damage her her rep.

>>734150349
Don't forget Ballroom Sky for round two of the Seiunlets.

>>734150387
Based brave prince. The kings daughter is so underrated.

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>>734149487
What >>734150315 said
Honestly that was what she came off to me when I saw her and some of her interactions with others, but, she's so kind to Doto that if I were to ever pull for her, it would be because of Doto.

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>>734150396
>cool
>cute
>gap moe

I won't be rolling on ballroom Seiun because I think her outfit sucks.

>>734149656
Is coffee good for you?

>>734150315
ayabe is actually really good. She's comes with everything you'd want for an end closer and her unique is a triumphant pulse for ends so she can steal victories if built well. long CM will be end/front meta heavy and she's one of the niche picks for it

>>734148864
From pic, Muteki, cheer Natie.
Outside of it, maybe Shakur is i luck out on the previous 2, then Rickey, Summer Mackie, Machan, and the Smaru Card. Then Blaze Brian i believe, perhaps Windy, and Mister Cockball

>>734150391
qrd on copeano rickey?

>>734150315
God forbid a girl has some trauma

>>734150315
I found her portrayal in the anime to be great, im rolling for her because I quite like her standoffish personality its very unique in a game full of moeblobs.

>>734148075
I thought it was her own screenplay

>>734150601
skill issue, kwab

>>734150597
Top of the meta d*rter for a long time.

>>734150597
If you ever want to win a dirt CM again you will need Rickey.

>>734150396
I dunno im not a woman but probably something along the lines of the manly-type girl that kind of mirrors the "prince" type
Also I'm pretty sure actually gay women, not fujos, like Brian

>>734150601
nta but isn't her case same as Fuku

>>734150597
THE dirt meta uma until she gets powercrept by a smart falcon alt i believe, also Feng shui lucky Chinese happy go lucky schizo

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>kita is supposedly great during the MANT era
i didn't even know that. I just really liked S3 and thought she was super cute. i feel so lucky now

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>>734150597
4000 years of chinese martial arts uma

>>734141751
Ahhhh ahhhh Mommy goo goo gaa gaa

>>734150712
There's no scenario where Kita is bad

>>734149760
I'm a lonely incel chud so I liked it.

>>734150641
Don't call her a bitch, you fucker.

>>734150681
Similar but not the same.

>>734150651
Don't we get just two Dirt CMs per year...Uhh 4 in our case?

>>734150681
yeah. learning about that made me pretty annoyed with ayabe honestly, but i guess they had to write the characters differently.

>>734150597
She gets stronger the more green skills proc. 7 greens is retarded, but her ult is 0.3 target speed, 0.05x Skills- target speed, 0.05x Skills- acceleration. A properly built CM Rickey would be insane, sadly Dirt CMs are rare.

I just got Fine Motion from a daily trainee pull. I know she can be a cute pouty princess but how good of a racer is she?

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>Anons told me that NYOpera is a great parent
>Haven't seen ANYONE building her as one, they all subject themselves to Ryan
Was it a gaslight? I mean her legacy ult seems...alright, moderate speed increase, but doesn't seem like all that special, is it good affinities?

>>734150712
Kitasan is great and fulfills the niche of a long front runner very well. You get around 60 free scouts on her banner so you have a 1/3 chance of getting her.

>>734150601
90% of the uma has trauma. it how they handle it and Vega did it extremely poorly in the anime

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>>734150315
>Practically speaking she's one of the worst trainees in the entire game
How?

>>734150795
i assume having Speed Star makes her pretty good

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>>734150571
>if you're too far behind in the last straight to win, your speed will increase
wow this is just like triumphant pulse

>>734142517
uh, bro, you DO know you can grab the q-tip closer to the cleaning tip which prevents pushing it too far in, right?

>>734150809
Parent skill hunting is a psyop, people jerked the fuck off Dober, I pulled for her and there has not been a single CM where I can use her skill since

>>734150809
It is a good general parent, but most of the time you'd rather grab some other skill. It's similar to how McQueen's unique is pretty good on most umas but she's rarely used

>>734150742
that's even better
>>734150824
I'm actually going straight to pity. She's been my biggest target for a while. Gonna take some patience since I want to use the free pulls before sparking her but I will walk out with a kita either way.

>>734150795
>>734150856
Fine is very good as a trainee, her only downside is not being able to use her own card.

>>734150809
It's only in later days when there are more good generic accels, you need shitton of speed skills to compete for good position, and you can get a lot of skill points.

>>734150867
that's literally what i just said you dumb bird

>>734150387
>Can run 3 Distances by giving her a short spark somewhere
>NSM + Rising Dragon
I assume Kawakami is actually strong on MANT

>>734150809
it gives more velocity than any other velocity unique and it activates when having more velocity is useful. that being said, midrace velocity is a pretty generic thing and its understandable that many anons are fixated on getting laterace accel for this cm.

>>734150915
Mcqueen is my go to grandparent (same with brian) the versatility their uniques have is just insane.

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>>734150646
>>734150651
>>734150703
Is the gameplan to stack green skills to scale her ult?

>>734141751
I use H2O2 to clean mines when earwax gets too much from the earplugs at night

>>734150940
Not the birb but why run a suicidal downer if I could just run fatty instead?

>>734151030
Because its fun? Because you don't want to run Taiki for the 4th CM in a row?

>>734150992
It will be her time

>>734151030
Because you have 3 horses you retard, you can run both.

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>>734150396
She's a wolf that acts like a puppy when she's with (You) or her sister. So basically, gap moe. I especially like her insatiable thirst to race and her "wild/feral" way of speaking. Maybe some of Gimlet's chuuni autism rubbed off on her and she adapted it into her own thing.

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>>734151010
You got it right, you gotta align her meridians

>>734151138
Why is Laurel her stalker in so much fanart?

>>734151183
Id rather kowtow a thousand times and make my head ring against the floor like a bell than figure out decks that give green skills

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>>734150834
>yeah I just don't think this girl unable to reconcile her joy of running with the extreme guilt of being a surviving twin who thinks her dead sister despises her had the right attitude
I genuinely do not understand you people. How can you not watch RTTT and not have your heart ache for this girl? How can you feel nothing as she beats herself down with the expectations, or when the music swells and she's finally able to put it behind her?

>cooldown period has been over for a few hours
>club has no new members
why nobody want play with me

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>>734148864
Kitsan, Nishino, Cheer Nature, Palmer, Inari, Sweep and of course the cutest of them all Curren-Chan!

>>734151284
Have you advertised? There are plenty of spots left

>>734151030
is a suicidal white girl not allowed to race? like damn, you guys treat ayabe like she stinks or something

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>>734150940
Do you have dyslexia?

>>734151224
star blossom

Not video games, faggot.
>>>/vg/
>>>/vmg/

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Oy Neigh has three open slots!
>A+ for five months and counting
>No fan/wuv you quotas, just don’t go inactive for more than 7 days without prior notice
Post your ID, or put “/v/” somewhere in your profile description and send us a join request.

>>734151314
>white
They're all japs, with very few exceptions.

>>734150809
She's stronger the more skill points you have. Right now if you're grabbing a bunch of golds, especially innates with zero discount, you're not even gonna have enough skills to activate her, but come MANT and the billion SP you get from racing every day, that's no longer a problem. She's still a pretty good grandparent and hope to hit the spark right now, but not worthy of being a parent since you need other uniques more.

>>734151278
She act like a cunt and in the final race, her schizo mindset suddenly told her to run for her self, which felt rushed and out of no where.

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>>734151224
Rorel considers Brian as her rival so it is natural for your rival to stalk you to collect information. She also defeated her in haruten.

>>734151314
no i think that would increase some of /v/'s opinion of her

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>mfw don't have to roll for finemotion since I luckshit her

>>734151546
She's at MLB right?

My ears produce so much wax it’s unreal. I want to get it all sucked out, but I know it would all be back in a day

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>>734151546
>mfw don't have to roll for meta umas since I luckshit all of them

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>Did 2 of my aces in a single day
>still can't make a decent smaru to save my life
Dirt B is okay right....

>>734151392
if even big fanma can't get members, it's curtains for the little guys

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>>734151667
What do you mean dirt B? She needs seven dirt sparks.
SEVEN
YOU NEED SEVEN

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>>734151667
Dirt B IS usable and winnable if everything aligns

>>734151709
It's okay, depending on how it goes as the month moves on we can begin coordinating mergers.

>>734151709
most of the new recruits are casual anons who went for the lower ranked clubs, so it's actually looking good for them. there's just a shortage of more competitive anons

>>734151314
I haven't seen anyone shill Ayabe and I read almost every thread. If you did, it was too subtle and I didn't even percieve it.

I shill my favorite underground uma in subtle ways, and I have seen a slight increase in her popularity, some people posting her unprompted, etc, compared to the almost null amount of attention she gets everywhere else.

If you like an uma, and she's not popular naturally, it's YOUR job as her torena to influence the minds of the populace. Mention her here and there. Remind people of her existance. Post nice images and facts of her, etc. Can't be too pushy because otherwise you generate friction, but if you are completely passive, she will never gain any traction either.

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>>734151462
Listen if you're just going to handwave everything away and call her a cunt then I don't think you and I are ever going to see eye to eye.

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There's a conspiracy brewing.

>>734151732
My dirt parents are a 2* dirt digital and a 2* dirt falcon, I don't have time to make a 3* dirt el since I have to borrow seiun.

>>734151863
>"the missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't"

>>734151863
Are they mass producing clankers?

>>734151859
>acts like a cunt on the ova
>why DOeS nO one LokEs HeR?
Don't be dense, retard.

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>>734149487
I'll take her.

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>>734149187
Holy shit, thank you so much for doing this for me. Thank you!!

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What's your BIGGEST question about the uma universe?

>>734152095
>refuse to engage and sympathize with a character even when given ample screentime with them
>wOW wHat a BitCh!

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>>734152117
Every damn time.

>>734150387
pelvis status?

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>Vega Slander
Unacceptable! My queen will triumph!

How long does asterdanchou take to read apps?

>>734152164
If umas know traditional archery, there were tensions between umas and humans, and there are also history books about warfare, then how and when did humans win the war against umas?

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>Wins Satsuki Sho
>Comes second in Derby
>Somewhat that convinces that she peaked, is now washed and will never win again
>Wins Kikuka Sho but she stills thinks that
>In fact starts to believe in superdetermenism and that everything is already written in stone
>Doesn't even race afterwards, is just convinced she will lose in the future without any real evidence
>Only because she lost ONE, SINGLE TIME
What the fuck I thought she was supposed to be logical

>>734152267
Usually quick if you remembered to put /v/ in your profile bio.

>>734152267
Your profile needs to be analyzed by the Mejiro HR deparment before it makes it to danchou

>>734152117
This is why I had to cum on NTR's forehead

>>734152180
Bing a c unt are hardly sympathetic and her schizo moments isn't helping her case.

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I sparked back on the mega banner and I'm almost back up to one, but I've got no idea what to roll for

>>734151858
fortunately she's not my favorite. I just like to analyze and assess the capabilities of every uma so people who do like underrated favorites can have HOPE to compete in CM races with their favorites. Ayabe is far from being the worst uma in the game gameplay wise

>>734152294
Anyone studying computer science in current year is not logical

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>>734152375

>>734152281
tamed by the unbeatable power of cock
also probably tactics and strategy, umas are retarded so I doubt they could pull those off

>>734152267
Danchou picks 15 out of every 100 applications at random and ignores them. He doesn't want unlucky people in ASTER

>>734152164
If umas have a chance to be born into normal families and many canonically have brothers (IE non-umas) how do parents keep uma kids from literally killing ningen kids by accident? Like during playground spats or sports or something.

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>>734152164
I'd love to read about Uma killers, Uma on Uma violence, Uma on ningen violence, and the potential brutality they should be able to exert. Popping someone's head off? Donuting people? Just ripping someone's apart limb for limb? I'd love to witness bizarre, strange, hyper violent deaths in hands of umas, and their majestic, overwhelming physical strength. The rekt threads on Umachan would be insane.

>>734152409
This is pretty solid advice actually lol

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I hope EVERY /v/ and /uma/ club collapses during MANT!

>>734152495
There's a reason I saved it

>>734152267
Alternatively post your username right now and you'll be accepted if you already applied.

>>734152409
This sums it up pretty well. I don't know why some anons think they NEED to roll for Maruzensky and thus consider her first banner a scam when they don't even train front runners

>>734152496
Rice HERO would not say this

>>734152164
What happens in movies where the focus are horses? Does it just become about UMA?

This thread is fucking dogshit dude, you can just TELL it's full of /vg/niggers. The feel is OFF, go back, we are fucking full

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>>734152496
who can stop this VILLAIN?

>>734152562
my ID is 819 8008135

>>734152595
Nice falseflag schizo-kun

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High wit jiggie only for the best torenas!
400 sfw
https://jiggie.fun/QB1fT9

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>>734152496
That's my HERO right there

>>734152164
Do other countries also have winning concerts at the end of uma races?

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Anyway, bait used to be believable.

>>734152164
is there some social justice coalition for seething ningen women with inferiority complexes against umas?

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>>734152708
Anyways, here's Wonderwall

>>734152584
Yes actually

>>734152656
>>734152708
I'm being genuine, if you can't feel it you are lying

>>734151392
Isn't this how /v/mapyoi's recruitment posts are formatted?

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>>734152628
>doesn't exist

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>>734152708
time to nap after a long day of gaslighting

>>734152815
this is all der/v/'s doing...

>>734152374
I hope you're more understanding with people in real life anon. Working in insurance might be a career path for you if not.

>>734152753
>*Anyway heres "Beginning of a New Era ruined a whole generation of umas."

>>734152783
>Comfy thread with series discussion and some small recruiting
Its fine man, you're searching for nonexistent enemies.

>>734152826
have you not seen Super Creek?

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>>734152409
BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO RUN MULTIPLE STYLES BASED ON WHO'S GOOD FOR WHAT CM? I'M DOING TRIPLE FRONTS NOW BUT NEXT CUP IS GOING TO BE DOUBLE ENDS

>>734152890
ah
i see now

>>734141751
>cleaning ears
do chinks really?

>>734152783
manhatten cafe pls have another cup youre slipping

>>734152882
anon he alone is trying to force it and trying to derail the thread. ignore him

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>best wit card just before the 2 most important cards for new scenario
why is jewgames so evil?

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>>734152946
Flatline? Sure ~

>>734151392
>No fan/wuv you quotas
This isn't true btw. Don't believe her lies.

>
bro..

>>734152783
i'm actually an /uma/ poster who only started reading /v/ma today but im not making any posts. sorry your sixth sense detected me anon i promise i have good intentions.

>>734153043
Ignore, simple as.

anyone have the tamamo image where she goes WHAT DA HELL????!!!!!!

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"He" is "here"
"I" can feel "it"

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>>734152753
Because maybe
There's gonna be No Stopping Me!
And after all
I'm Adored By All

Finemo is a scam she never shows up for wit training.

>>734153109
NTA but its fine anon, we welcome all bwos so long as they assimilate to the culture

I can FEEL /vg/niggers, why do we have to take them all in? This is great replacement propaganda

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Yeppers!

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/v/mapyoi has a vacant left
>Look up the club in-game and please put "/v/" on your profile's comment beforehand, you can change it later after being approved. You can also leave your ID here
>Our club has been A+ rank since a couple of months ago
>We don't have any fan quotas but a level of activity is expected (careers, shoes, just play the game)

>>734153275
That's a 2hu!

>>734153196
Finemo isn't a scam I'd say, her TE and massive rainbows make her worth bringing. She's super good I'm rolling for her since I main pace chaser.