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I love video games and play them too.
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Hey, what did you guys think of the new shooter that just came out? I really liked it. :)
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Crimson Desert just came out and it sucks
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futa cocks are gross !
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>>734144694
Yes, I post coom threads on /aco/, why the fuck would I post them here?
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I'm glad we can agree that DEI and Sweetbaby inc are ruining video games
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I enjoy being well adjusted and not having crippling porn addiction.
I also love being white, and having a job.
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>>734145709
and I'm so glad all Asia is rangebanned
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I love twitter screencaps and e celebrities!
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I do not shit my diaper, because I do not wear diapers
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>>734146621
this but ironically
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I'm so glad the Concord Cinematic Universe revitalized AAA gaming.
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That´s an adult...
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I am capable of discussing games for more than 5 minutes without mentioning trannies
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These new God of War games are fucking amazing, I'm so glad they ditched the old wannabee movie shit and the gay storyline where Kratos is all whiny and cries constantly for this new action packed Norse bloodbath where he regrets nothing. The part where he gouged Freya's eyes out and fucked her skull was insane.
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Live service games? You mean eternal handcrafted masterpieces? They're great!
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>>734147561
Out of 0!
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>>734147347
same!
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>>734144694
We've had a lot of mecha game these years, with solid physics and sophisticated gameplay. Far superior graphically to anime like Escaflowne.
It's a bit tiring honestly.
Can't we go back to the golden age of generic FPS game? Just shooting things because it makes a counter go up?
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I'm so tired of all the finished high quality single player games, can't developers understand I want to play with other people and get regular updates?!
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>>734144830
i love extraction shooter and wish they would make more, i cant wait for overwatch 3 and find out who they make straight this time (thank science for the representation)
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>finally got around to seeing the Netflix Castlevania adaptation
>as usual with them, it's a phenomenal show with incredible animation that adapts the story of the games perfectly leaving nothing out and not inserting any ridiculous modern politics at all
I did think them doing a 1:1 adaptation of the "WHAT IS A MAN" SCENE was a bit silly though.
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>>734147597
Who can't? This is not bizarro /v/.
Frankly I shudder to imagine us wasting all our time ignoring games and instead spending efforts pushing meme so dumb we have to convince ourselves we are only pretending to be stupid.

Anyway, deeply sorry for this aside, who else is hyped up for Ubisoft next "TemplarCreed: Light"? I can't wait to take over Japan with my vast force and manipulation, erasing shadowy assassin's from history book.
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>>734148156
>I did think them doing a 1:1 adaptation of the "WHAT IS A MAN" SCENE was a bit silly though
As always they have huge respect for the original material
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this thread is funny, but depressing

nothing stings worse than thinking about how beautiful things could be
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>>734148156
>I did think them doing a 1:1 adaptation of the "WHAT IS A MAN" SCENE was a bit silly though.
You just reminded me the Talos principle "Plucked chicken" shooting gallery.
who knew exterminating mankind was so time-consuming for robots? it almost makes you want to live with them to spare you the trouble.
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I can't stand all these fast games that keep releasing. Titanfall 5, Burnout 7, Tribes Ascend 2 and F-Zero GX Remastered all released this year and there's more on the way. I can't keep up, I'm too slow for this shit.
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I wish Bethesda games were more recognized.
They have the best game design the world has ever seen, and a setting that's far superior to the silly Tolkien-copycat.
But no one seem to know about them.
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>>734147878
You've made an interesting and insightful post, and I can tell you're a smart person with a wonderful opposite-sex adult partner with whom you have a responsible and strictly monogamous relationship.
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I like LobCorp, Ruina and Limbus equally!
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God /vg/ is awesome, so many threads for such a wide variety of games, it's not mostly complete garbage with microtransactions in it or anything like that, and every thread is full of passionate people discussing the games and not mentally ill attention whores begging for attention.
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Don't make me blush anon, I will honestly admit my sex life is quite empty between casual partners. Thought none of them mind cosplaying my 24 magic bondage dungeons RPG sport swimsuit mod, without calling me a weirdo
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I wonder why indie devs are so bad, I mean they have all the ambition to create what they truly want and they completely throw in the towel creating some generic throwaway games that nobodh enjoys playing.
Im glad that the big companies still have the passion to create awesome games. EA, Ubisoft or Activision all deserve a place as 8th world wonder or miracle gane creators.
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Can't wait for the next AAA fantasy train game.

For a while I feared we would be stuck forever in indy-studio nightmare, but now we are finally seeing AAA studios pumping game after games.
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>>734149823
Speaking of trains: Highguard's release. It's just like a locomotive, powerful yet rolling in a completely controlled path directly along the tracks.
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>>734149245
Indy dev are only in for easy money, making anything that look vaguely like a game to feed themselves, most as if out of a random idea generator.
I mean "Mud running truck simulator"? "Mine, craft and build entire cities in coop" seriously?
Only wealthy AAA big studio have the wealth to safely ponder what would be good for the video game arts.

>EA
We don't deserve them, constantly taking over shitty studios to make them into something bigger than they were before, giving them full creative control.
We would deserve the exact opposite.
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>>734148156
genuine queation how bad is the new series?
I watched the 4 seasons of the Netflix show because season 1 was not horrible and i was curios what was gonna happen next but it was just getting worse and worse with each season
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>>734144694
America is based for making all these games with cute girls. I wish Japan would stop filling their games with ugly women
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>>734151691
>Dispatch
>Coffin
>BG3
>Claire Obscure
NGL western games have legit cute girls nowadays
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Marathon is a good game
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>>734151772
Thank goodness the West has finally learned the lessons of the past decade. Otherwise we'd be getting something crazy like a Horizon live service game starring a 350-lb dyed hair hamplanet! Haha, could you imagine?
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This new Warhammer 40k show is awesome, I'm glad they are sticking strictly to the established lore. Steve Irwin was a weird guest star but it's cool to see him in something outside of Animal Planet, his career kinda slowed down after he survived that incident with the stingray.
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>>734144694
There are so many fun games to play.

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