Grass consistently has the worst starters. How is this news?

>>734149936
thanks bro

>>734150142
I don't know if it's that they're necessarily bad, but whenever I see a green pokemon, my immediate instinct tells me "this pokemon wont be very useful during the story".

>>734149936
>He... He looks like me..
>He's built like me... I... thank you

>>734149936
>billions must save

>>734149936
Not taking the grass starter again, you aren't convincing me. Lalalalala

The actual design looks like fucking Angry Birds.

>>734150668
mega feet
foot fetishists were a mistake

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>>734149936
Based

>>734150668
Pokemon is at its best when the designs are wacky. Early pokemon were some of the most asinine shit.

>>734150613
You'll give in

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Thanks OP, I was unable to relate to this until you applied a wojak rage face to it. The internet and the world were so scary until I could see everything as a different type of wojak.

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>>734149936
Yeah, I'm a grass main.

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>>734150668
Pokemon has fallen.

>>734149936
Grass type has fallen

>>734151465
You're welcome, autist.

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I love bulbasaur!

>>734149936
>growl has fallen, billions must leech seed

>>734149936
The nest has fallen... Billions must fly!

>Tall grass? Nothing ever happens.

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>>734149936
I can't stop thinking about THAT animation

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>>734150142
>Grass consistently has the worst starters
Excuse me?

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>>734151995
Always bet on nothing

>>734152118
stab earthquake really is arceus's gift to trainers

>>734152058
the dimwitdog one? wish it wasn't mostly oral

The new starters are so hilariously soft minimal feature toy tier designs to the point even that oldass image about newer pokemon designs having no edges/being filled with complete soft features is blushing in shame

>>734149936
Does it cry about jews 24/7 like chuds do?

>>734151013
The only good wacky pokemon redesign that follows this meme is aloha exeggutor

>>734152947
I remember getting into Pokemon relatively late. I started with Lets Go and remember being disappointed when I learned they don't look like that by default. We need more tall Pokemon.

Unironically why are new (as in a decade by now) pokegay designs so afraid of edges/hard lines?

>>734152432
for real. But atleast it means we might get sequels or atleast something similiar

>>734152540
I read somewhere that the games are literally just marketing tools made to sell toys. Apperently the games are just a tiny miniscule fraction of the Franchises actual income and production. Them all being designed to be easily mass-produced pluhsies makes so much sense.

>>734150142
grass had the best starter two gens in a row until a week ago when they revealed this abomination

>>734149936
Billions must fly

>>734153679
soft features are the blandest and safest designs for the sake of milking customers

>>734152219
The Angry Birds movie (only the first one) is unironically kino

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bird starters are unironically the highest form of kino

when we getting an insect starter

>>734154563
Just realizing I always picked reptiles and stopped playing after gen 5.

Not sure how I feel about the gecko but I would lean towards it.

>>734154845
never
bug types are shit and starters need to be marketable

>>734151580
>XY that high
kys

>>734154970
Bugs were peak in gen 5

>>734155094
bug types themselves are based but bug is a shit type and they are not marketable blobs
i should have been more clear sorry

>>734152118
First starter that made me switch from Water. Although from Gen 7 on I have hated every single water starter's final evo with a passion, it sucks.

>>734152118
Sinnoh is practically cheating, all the starters looked cool as shit. It's the exception that proves the rule.

>>734154323
>nigger monkey and coomfag bait
nah not really

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>>734154941
Gecqua is Hindu themed

>>734157278
Performative male vs chud trying to get hag pussy

>>734150142
Bulbasaur was the best

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>>734149936

>>734157654
Makes sense as it is based on Indonesia and Gamefreak likes drawing from the history of the countries too.

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>>734152637
Go fight your own forever wars and fuck off back to your desert shithole like you were supposed to and no one will cry about you parasites anymore.

Kill all jakniggers.

>>734154491
The second Angry Birds movie is good too.

>>734160060
>CONSTANTINOPLE, NOT ISTANBUL

>>734160060
I thought the Turks were homies

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>Kill all jakniggers.

>>734150142
No? The only bad grass starter is Chikorita

>>734160482
>fuckable lima bean dinosaur bad

>>734160482
Compared to Fire and Water? Yeah grass is garbage and for faggots

>here’s your **ass starter bro

>>734152118
>evolves early at 32
>EQ same time
Torterra is an all time starter

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>>734152118
torterra if he real

>>734162239
cute

>>734149936
Billions must faint

>>734152118
>Random Zubat uses Ice Fang!

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>>734159723

>>734165841
Why would you keep him in front of Zubat (Crobat)? They're immune to one stab and resist 1/4 the other.

>>734152058
>cookie
built for BHC