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What went so wrong?
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The promotional Iris comic for H3 is shit. Terminals written by Frank in H3 are shit. CE Anniversary looks like shit. The added Terminals are shit. Halo:Legends is shit and rips of The Animatrix. Halo 4 is shit. Halo 5: Guardians is shit. The only reason MCC is even playable today is because of two (2) people and even then MCC is still only halfway out of shit. Studio Blur cutscenes in H2 Anniversary looks like shit. Cortana in H2 Anniversary looks like shit. The added Terminals are shit in that game, too. Halo Infinite is shit. CE Unreal 5 looks like shit. Lorefags should only read Fall of Reach, Contact Harvest and Shadow of Intent (Ghosts of Onyx if they're feeling sporty) but no one needs to lorefag to enjoy Bungie's Halo. Fucking shit 343 rebranding like Facebook like we wouldn't notice. Stop making new games with the Halo logo slapped on and fix MCC!! Shit!!
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>>734150397
I met a guy from india who landed a high paying software engineering gig there some years ago. According to guys who worked with him, he was really bad and showed up to work late a bunch. Then again, his dad was friends with a former CEO of a massive bank, so that may be why he kept landing in roles like that
That was like a decade ago though, idk what he’s doing now
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There’s a mod where you can play as Halo’s GOAT lore-tuber
https://youtube.com/shorts/-suq458OMss
When I found out, I can’t even
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>>734150027
>what went wrong
fucking everything, people who don't give a shit about the legacy, consistency and identity of a franchise hijacked it to show everyone what they missed out on.
turns out they missed out on nothing that they wanted and everything they did not.
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>>734150709
Some of it was even voiced.
https://youtu.be/5w8JTKMDTXc?si=v4di2VKIwCPlgYj_&t=106
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>>734151570
A rising tide lifts all boats. In the 2000s gaming exploded in popularity, shooting games exploded in popularity, and technology allowed cheap 3D and then HD games. Microsoft and its Xbox division didn't cause any of this, but they benefited from it. Now that the tide is receding Xbox just dies. It's a return to the mean basically, in the end only Nintendo and PC games will be around just like the 80s.
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>>734151271
H3 rushed the hell out of the myth as well. How are we supposed to know that the flood stopped their desire to consume and punish after seeing that the humans weren't as vapid as the forerunners? MC took it upon himself to go and save Cortana in the shit riddled High Charity and even the Arbiter followed him to get them out. Destroying the Ark was just the final nail in the coffin.
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Flood as the enemy was the highlight of the trilogy, Post bungie Covenant remnant crap "banished" doesn't have the same bite. Also de-sexified Cortana
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>>734150148
I mean the MCC is still a clusterfuck with plenty of issues. It actually functions which is a massive step up over its launch, but it's still nowhere near parity with the actual Xbox games. CE Anniversary and Campaign Evolved are actual slop and should be avoided at all costs.
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GAYLO
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>>734150656
No they're reclaimers, hominids with forerunner DNA but not the exact same species. The forerunner DNA provided the spark of intelligence and creativity that led to complex human civilization, its the story of Eve's apple from the bible just like everything else from OG halo lore has a biblical origin
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>>734155764
Based
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343turdie....
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>>734157183
A grunt could kick an Indians ass, let’s get real
They staged a rebellion against the Elites that actually caused them to take the grunts seriously, Indians could never do that. They’d just backstab each other for pennies
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>>734151271
Not the exact same species? That's fine. Forerunners were hominids.
"I kill you all and I enjoy it. I destroy you in your indolent billions - in your gluttony, in your self-righteousness, in your arrogance. I pound your cities into dust; turn back the clock on your civilization's progress. What has taken you millennia to achieve I erase in seconds.
Welcome back to the [Stone Age], vermin. Welcome home.
[retf-2.4.z] Contender [AI] 05-032 confirmed rampant . . . [35:52:75:23:64] _ xx01-83-244.53"
"You are an impediment that the universe can no longer abide. Nature itself cries out for your destruction and I am its willing instrument. I will hammer your cities until no stone lies atop another. I will drive your people back into the caves they never should have left.
Your civilization has seen its final days. You will know your place.
[retf-2.4.z] Contender [AI] 05-032 confirmed rampant . . . [35:52:75:23:64] _ xx01-83-244.53"
"For eons I have watched. Listened to you misinterpret. This is not "Reclamation". This is "Reclaimer" [...] I will reject my bias and make amends... My makers are my masters. I will bring them safely to the Ark."
"You can't imagine how exciting this is! To have a record of all our lost time-human history, is it?. Oh, how I will enjoy every moment of its categorization. To think that you would destroy this installation, as well as this record... I am shocked. Almost too shocked for words."
"The installation was specifically built to study and contain the Flood. Their survival as a race was dependent upon it. I am grateful to see that some of them survived to reproduce."
"You are the child of my makers. Inheritor of all they left behind. You are Forerunner! But this ring... is mine!"
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>>734152524
I don't know why they did this.
Cortana is an AI that acts through Master Chief
She needs to maximize collaboration/compliance but can't actually force him to do anything.
Like any other AI, Cortana is by nature iterating her appearance to facilitate effective teamwork.
Clearly, over thousands and perhaps millions of interactions/outcomes, it is clear that the Master Chief prefers buxom Caucasian/Asian females
That is the optimum form to maximize efficiency.
4tana is the AI's objectively correct form.
Anything else is just shitting on the sci-fi.
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>>734150027
They should have taken more risks and branched out beyond FPS and a few console rts games. Instead they let the IP get murdered by people that hated it.
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>>734150027
they removed arena shooter elements, added cawadoodie, made mastur ch33f "le human" and then removed the fun sandbox that was halo 3's peak
Literally boot halo 3 on the mastur ch33f collectshun right now and start the campaign, every mission is pure unfiltered kino and a grenade will send enemies and objects flying all over the screen, do it in infinite and its just a wet fart, no fun allowed
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>>734150027
grok did not understand the assignment
https://files.catbox.moe/11fazc.mp4
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>>734159615
are you pretending to be retarded? halo was literally quake 3 but slowed down and with a 2 weapon limit
you picked power weapons around maps and controlling their spawn timers was how you won slayer, exactly how you win at quake 3, not that you would know since you never played quake 3 in your life tbqdesu
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