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Steam friend thread. You know how this goes.

No gay shit.
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>friending someone from neo-nu-/v/
ISHYGDDT
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>meet steam friend irl
>he thinks we are about to have a comfy vidya sleepover
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>>734152109
sounds like a good time, username?
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>>734151493
>No gay shit.
Everyone who posts in this threads are gay homos who take dicks up the ass and in the mouth
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>>734152229
I'm more of a pitcher myself
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The great thing about not adding people from /v/ as friends is that I get to interact with you retards for 30 minutes at most and never speak with the same person. I enjoy our company… at a large distance. Being friends on Steam is far too close.
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>doxxing yourself on a glowie board
yea no
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>>734151493
https://steamcommunity.com/id/goodintentions1/
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>>734152315
>and never speak with the same person
Who is gonna tell him
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>>734153064
How would I know? No one ever identifies themselves. I just pretend this board is thriving like it did 15+ years ago
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>>734151493
If you play and conclude single-player games, add me. We'll discuss what we've been going through and what we'll be getting to in the future. Tell me about your backlog, favorites etc. I'm fine with both textual or verbal communication.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/TippingFox
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>>734151493
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>>734151493
Where's the steam friend thread with gay shit
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>>734153786
~This is why I had to call off a relationship with a girl I met online. She was Canadian and I'm British. She had no money and was NEET. There was no way we were ever going to be together
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>>734151493
https://steamcommunity.com/id/wowyoomers/
I'm an American with a weird schedule. I play tabletop games with friends on Wedsnesday. If I'm not at work I'm probably down to game. I'm a super degenerate into idolshit, cosplay, alt fashion, rock music and various other things. I got a lot of hobbies and travel a lot too.
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>>734154550
femoid
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>>734154550
balding moid
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>>734154075
you're in it
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>>734152109
When we fuck tho?
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>>734152229
Nice, you available?
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>>734152109
I love this meme, I have no idea why people were posting it every day but I'm glad they did.
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>>734156623
Nope.
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i have steam friend fatigue
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add me if you are cute ;)
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Me and my /v/ro talk every day on steam yet he keeps saying he's not my husband and he's not gay
Why is he so delusional?
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I wish I found a boyfriend when I was young and sociable but there's just no chance now
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>>734160576
how old are you now?
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>>734160628
anything past 23 has no appeal for anyone
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>>734159472
why are you posting my steam profile
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>>734151493
I only add femboys with cocks smaller than 4 inches.
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>>734151493
I only add femboys with cocks larger than 4 inches.
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>>734161850
>4.5
kill me
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Don't add me, bwos.
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>>734154550
>4 hours of games in the last 2 weeks
bruh
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I still talk to my school and college friends, why the fuck would I want to play with literal 40 something bitter faggot (literal) that gets mad at the slight different taste
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>>734154550
Aru?
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>>734161850
>cocks smaller than 4 inches.
Why specifically this?
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>>734160167
You better not be someone I talk to dammit
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>>734151493
>not having a friend group in 2025+1
better luck in the next life!
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>>734163673
>have friend group from IRL
>don't really like talking to them
>can make friends online just fine
>always grow to feel like talking to them is a chore
I'm the problem.
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>>734163524
You never know, anon. I had some stalker from here who obsessed over me because of my voice. Was years ago and they posted about me here. Maybe today will be your lucky day...
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/id/cronosdage
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I'd like to make friends through one of these threads for some Steam based erp smut (not gooner speak or porn trading) but I'm far too busy actually playing video games with friends. I still like to lurk and read these threads though and wishfully think things were different.
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>>734166690
add my discord cutie kriss8228
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>>734166780
Lol no
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>>734166802
>rejected by a faggot
how low can a man get
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>>734166802
Those dark hands around that femboy tell me you should <3
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>>734151493
I have so many friends already and so little time to spend with all of them. I can respect threads like these for helping anons however.
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>>734165504
There's only a handful of people that have heard my voice and they all think I sound dead inside, so think I'll be okay
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>>734166690
I share a board with those people
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>>734167046
Those aren't friends than, anon. They're acquaintances.
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>>734151493
It's been a while since i have been on these threads, pretty much started playing old school runescape and it has absorbed all my time
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Unironically I think that having a discord channel recommendation thread would be better as you can shitpost with anons and talk casually without adding them to your steam friends.
Here's my steam profile if you want to have a laff (I'm not adding anyone)
https://pastebin.com/yBqSR9ww
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i've met 5 people from these threads and really there's nothing wrong as long as you are proactive and able to vet people via vibes
>>734167146
does your username start with c
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>>734167668
irl i meant
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>>734153786
i wonder what kind of people are in this group. it’d be hilarious if the group is just another gay hookup club going against the whole point of the group
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>>734165287
I’m the same. I’m part of a small /vg/ discord and, like, they’re nice people but keeping up with them is such a chore sometimes.
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/disaappointment/
Down to play anything but Deep Rock Galactic is my main game. Usually available late night.
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>>734153786
>women online are either men, fat, or bpdemons with no life plans
>women in my uni are stable but dull as fuck
yeah bros i'm thinkin i'll be a solo lone wolf jerkin my shit forever
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how do i stop being shy with my steam friends? everytime i make a new steam friend i immediately want to make him my one and only and sleep vc with him every single night and i'm even sick enough to want to have gay sex with him but i never tell him because i know it's just my BPD talking and then they always replace me with a much better steam friend and then i feel the burning cuck feeling in my chest and want to kms but it's happened so many times i just assume every new steamfriend will hate me and replace me so i don't want to waste their time by telling them my feelings for them.
tips on how to avoid this with steam friends?
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>>734167668
>does your username start with c
It does not also you met with people irl? I don't leave my house anymore
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>>734168337
yeah for sex but porn is better
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>>734168306
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>>734168306
26dollarGOD
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>tfw no steam friend to burp in my ear while we gayme
What's up with that
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>>734154550
I already have you added!
Guess who am I....
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>>734151493
These thread are made by groomers looking for potential troons, I can smell you from here OP
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>>734168306
>tfw i'm exactly the same
i hate that i easily fall in love with anyone who gives me any sort of positive attention to the point that i start obsessing over them. it ends up ruining any friendship i couldve had because i either cant stop overthinking things and eventually convince myself it's better to just remove them, or my dumbass does something that ends up ruining it.
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>>734168306
>>734168973
You two have some serious low self stem. I recommend a therapist, some time off the Internet and some positivity in your lives.
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>>734151493
Please do not steam your friends, this can cause serious burns they will not like you if you steam them
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>>734168306
what the fuck when did i post this
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>>734169449
sensiblechuckle.gif
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>>734169342
if only it was that easy. the funny part is i'm not attracted to guys, but i'm willing to settle with one and do whatever they want it it meant getting a bit of kindness and love out of it.
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>>734169692
>i'm not attracted to guys, but i'm willing to settle with one and do whatever they want it
that will never work and you know it
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>>734169342
how do i get positivity in my life? nothing has ever made me feel anything except for homosexuals that i met on 4chan

>>734168602
wtf is my mental illness that unique

>>734169828
i think it does if ur desperate enough, im not gay but i've stripped on cam for a guy cuz it made him like me. my mom didn't like sex with my dad but she still did it with him all the time anyways, it's the same thing.
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I only fall for the friends who can put me in my place via competitive games. If you can't make me submit you'll be beneath me for all eternity, and therefore, I deem you to be an uninteresting individual. I really get an dopamine high off of stepping on people and making them feel like lessor humans until they look at me as their god... or even as the devil. Meanwhile I deep inside I really really love you.

Basically I'm a super kuudere
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Gayest thread on /v/
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>>734169924
That'd be hot if you were good looking.
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>>734169967
Not until I post.
Okay NOW it's the gayest thread on /v/.
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>>734151493
Sometimes I buy accounts and add people from here then chat them up for a good month or so before leaving them a cryptic suicide note message out of the blue, then never logging into that account again
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>>734170242
troonkiller i...
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>>734151493
I add people and never play with them on steam, only on disc~
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>>734169924
Okay but I'd add you just to worship you
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>>734170242
I've been thinking about doing this recently

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