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Resident evil shows us that we need a zombie main character for a new game
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Here name is Selena Corey. You're welcome /v/.
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Imagine expanded military-ops style quests instead, that would be kino going full SWAT on them. Ahaha, just imagine Swat 4 logic Resident Evil game, that would be perfect; you are in my way sir.. "Ah zed! NOO IT BIT ME!"
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>>734155065Ethan literally died in RE7, but the mold he was infected with "inherited" all of his memories. As a result, the mold came to believe that it was actually Ethan. It is somewhat similar to Soma, where you play as "copies" of the original person's memory.
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main character syndrome is histrionic personality disorder. it's just a focus on one aspect more than another.
The fucked up hair zombie is Theatrical HPD.
Selena arguably has either Tempestuous HPD (extreme moodiness and dramatic outburst) or Vivacious HPD (I need to be the center of attention).
The main character one though is straight up theatrical. She cannot look like someone else, she cannot wear the same clothes as someone else.
Debate however you will on Selena, it's a tedious case study.
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>zombie main character
You know? I did think about a Resident Evil spin-off that instead of being a survival horror it is a tactical turn-based RPG in the vein of Odium/Gorky 17.
Butinstead of a bunch of humans you control a group of B.O.W.s who still retain their personalities and who still manage to keep them due to a kid who got genetically engineered to be a prototype B.O.W. commander. Not only are you trying to de-mutate back into humans again, but you also have to fight various armed human groups and other B.O.W.s that range from the well known ones, to new variants of existing ones and B.O.W.s that are completely unique to the game.Your B.O.W.s can use both human weapons along with whatever mutations they start with and acquire over the course of the game. They can steamroll through zombies and fight lightly armed and armored humans with ease, but more powerful/specialized enemies would require the use of tactics and maneuvering. Bosses however will require a lot of planning and even one of your teammates, a friggin Nemesis, will get one-hit killed if you are not careful.Characters like Jill, Leon and both Redfield siblings appear and they can be fought as optional bosses if you meet the right condition. Game would have multiple endings depending on how far overall your teammates are mutated and what moral choices you made...not to mention the sequel would carry the stuff you chose in the original game...same with the 3rd game ending with one hell of a trilogy.
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I LOVE ZOMBIE GIRLS
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE NOW
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>>734156984
>that feel when you give even zombie girls the ick
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Because it's just proteins and gene expression m8 it makes perfect sense.
You have a cell with a gene that creates hair, that's all it does. it creates hair.
Now you have a cell next to it that stimulates the other cell because of another gene.
Which determines things like hair length, hair growth cycle, etc.
This chain reaction of cells stimulating and expressing other cells is a complete system from the top of your head to the bottom of your toes. Making you human.
The difference really is how radically different the gene organization is for cows.
Where humans have shit like
>hair, immune system, height, muscle density
in their gene expression.
cows will have shit like
>hair, hair, hair, muscle density, hair, muscle density, muscle density
in their block chain.
That is what complexity or lack of complexity means.
Humans have absurd variations in our chain, cows do not.
Bananas have even less variation in their chain leading them to a literal simplistic non moving creation.
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>>734158273
>Is that why bull cum taste like banana
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>>734158273
Probably.
Seminal fluid is like 90% fructose.
>>734157796
Man I don't make up the rules.
Why the fuck do Platypuses exist.
Those niggas lay eggs, sweat milk because they don't have nipples.
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That's literally from 7 Days to Die
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Humans are genetically closer to fungi compared to bacteria and viruses. This is why inventing new antifungal drugs is difficult because the antifungal could also harm human cells
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Yes
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>>734158446
>sweat milk because they don't have nipples
do the babies just lick the mom for milk? lmao
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>>734159074
Yep.
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that's most things though.
ivermectins primary usage is that it destroys cellular membranes.
Which is why it works for viruses, cancer, fungus, and bacteria.
It absolutely destroys them. Destroyed membranes can't maintain homeostasis and the offending parasite dies.
You being the more complex creature still sustain damage, but have the capacity to repair your body. Which is why ivermectin dosages have to be absurdly low and you can actually make yourself sick very easily.
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>>734155250
>try to make unique zombies
>literally just average walmart american behavior
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>Yep.
kek
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he even blames you because he is fat
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We had an infected playable protagonist in RE6 as well, albeit at the very end of the campaign.
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>singer zombies keep singing after death
>cleaning lady zombie keep cleaning after death
>slut zombies will keep fucking after death
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>Selena starts coming toward you aggressively
>you start clapping and cheering her name
>she suddenly stops and giggles before bowing to you
>she goes back to singing and dancing with a big smile on her face, giggling every time you clap and cheer her name
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is this the thread?
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>you are attacked by a good looking slut zombie
>she pulls down your pants and starts instinctively nuzzling and licking you dick
>you relax and enjoy the sensations......
>*CHOMP*
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