do NOT speak to me til I've had my coffee!

>>734152604
Not quite yet!

>junkie memes
cringe, unc

Coffee backwards in eeffoc, which is funny…

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For me it's the E-tank

>>734152695
black

>>734152604
no talkie

>>734152519
>diablo 3 legendary descriptor
Nuke it to hell.

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>>734153313

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An old coworker got me this mug cuz it was a huge cup and like a dollar. I think it's grateful dead? It's my goto

>>734153313
These babies are worth a pretty penny these days.

>>734152519
Equip bonuses don't have a duration. What are you supposed to do, reequip it every time the buff runs out? lol

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Ready for tomorrow, wagies?

>>734155308
Also doesn't mention the huge debuffs when the effect wears off

>>734152519
I wish coffee did what people pretend it does for me. I only get twitchy

>>734155560
A good light roast is up there with Adderall for me, I get fucking ENERGETIC for a good 2-3 hours, granted it sends me almost immediately to the shitter and I piss every 4 and a half seconds for that period

Maybe go to bed earlier instead of drinking bean water and getting the shits

>>734155560
Cleans my colon out and gives me like an hour of energy before I feel like death again
Good enough for me

>>734155876
>bean water
I'm begging you to stop talking like this, for your own sake

I had an apperture science mug, but one day it just broke in the dishwasher. Pity, it was my favorite.

>>734152519
Redditfee

>>734152519
>+155 Haste from cream and sugar
more like +155 calories kek

>>734156528
I buyed a Black Mesa one from Etsy a long time ago since Valve doesn’t sell them anymore
Looks good enough for me and hasn’t given me lead poisoning yet

>>734156975
GEEEEG JEEEEEJJJJ


you are annoying

>>734152604
Don't talk to me until I've had your coffee!

What's the biggest goyslop, beer or coffee?

>>734158980
Soda.

>>734158980
beer obviously

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>>734158609
you are fat

>>734152519
Do people play games well on coffee? I prefer tea for some reason, feel switched on.

>>734159786
yes

>>734159719
>friendly fire
How could he say this about his eskimo brother?

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>>734152519
I used to have pic related. Dunno what happened to it

>>734152519
at 29 years of age ill drink two or 3 cups of coffee a year on a whim to see if ive acquired the taste for burnt spic water yet or not and every single time its just horrifically bad. meanwhile i have ~10 different kinds of tea in my kitchen from regular black tea to weird herbally ones and every single one of them is good without having to turn it into a 1600 calorie nightmare to be palatable. And every once in a while i pick up some random tea and its pretty rare to end up with a dud that i purely do not like. i really just dont get it especially when theres better teas out there for energy that dont set you on edge like a spastic.

>>734156975
GEEEEG JEEEEEJJJJ

good one bro, have a nice day :)

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For me, it's tea

>>734160807
thanks man

>>734155916
Wagie water?

>>734158980
you can tell from how similar the posts against coffee and alcohol are that they're almost entirely made by underages and mental children who have a sour grapes response to bitter foods

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Here's my coffee mug.

>>734160571
you know, I don't like mayonnaise.
but I have never made posts to complain about it and call it bad
you know why?
because the fact that I don't enjoy it doesn't bother me
why do you let your tastes bother you? everyone has different taste buds. if you don't like coffee, that's fine. no need to be so upset about it

>>734160571
'burnt spic water'? you fucking nigger- coffee is from an old world plant.

>>734161283
You can tell you're underage because you think calling someone a kid for not liking what you like marks you as an adult.

>>734161581
you can tell you're underage because your foreskin hasn't fallen off yet

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vidya for this feel?

>>734161414
i frequent /ck/ so i do and will complain about others taste buds. what bothers me is that the absolute high majority of people who drink coffee dont actually like it and need flavored cream/milk to tone it down or need so much that it just changes to something else. Its so prevelant that saying
>coffee, black
is often a joke in movies and tv. there arent nearly full aisles at the grocery store dedicated to tea creamer because it stands on its own. I know people that do enjoy and drink it primarily black, with that being said. the majority of people are going to wince like they just had a sip of everclear if you give them pure coffee.

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This is usually what's in my hand when I shuffle past mommy to the kitchen after waking up at 1PM

>>734162353
i drink black but prefer to put sugar because coffee is shit where i live and good coffee is WAY more expensive
coffee producers export the good grains and only sell nationally the worse stuff after it's been toasted to hide the flavor, you can really tell if you compare "quality" coffee with it

Every time I drink coffee I get in a rapey mood

>>734162904
Switch to Tea.

>>734152519
Coffee makes me poop

>>734162353
most people prefer milk chocolate over dark chocolate too
does that mean they don't enjoy the chocolate part of it?
the great part about cooking is how different flavors can combine to become greater than the sum of their parts
would you rather eat a peanut butter & jelly sandwich or a spoonful of peanut butter, then a spoonful of jelly, then a bite of bread?

>>734162586
i believe that fully. as a hater i have had higher end coffee from snooty shops before and its definitely noticeably better than out of a generic tin or god forbid instant. whats fucked is that i really enjoy bitter drinks but ive never had coffee that i can truly say
>yes i want this on purpose and frequently
idk if you know it or not, but try a tiny tiny pinch of salt in coffee sometime. it helps a lot with the bitterness and you might be able to cut back on the sugar jew a bit.

>>734161241
I like that, that works

>>734162904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz0Aqlm22sk

>>734163072
at a certain point with the chocolate im inclined to say no if a person ONLY likes milk chocolate but thats adding more onto what you really asked. Theres a certain point where, with coffee that, i think youre just better off trying something else if even for health reasons. since its /v/ its kind of like saying you really like jrpgs but turn based combat sucks. at a certain point you can get away from it but after a while, its hardly a jrpg anymore. I like tea a lot and can hand out recommendations all day with all kinds of different flavor profiles. saying you like coffee and being only able to take it in extremely specific ways is just retarded after a while and not something that i would consider to be "liking", closer to tolerating really.