Botted reviews.

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>>734154741
>re ties for first, cory remains second
Good thing we all learned from our childhoods that second is in fact the best and first is the worst. Cory GODS keep winning.

>>734154741
Was Expedition 33 really Metacritic's Highest rated game? Jesus Christ the absolute glazing on that trash

>>734154783
But E33 isn't?

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>>734154741
Browns aren't happy.

>>734154848
No.

>>734154901
how obsessed do you have to be to find this stuff

>>734155327
Sure thing cuck

>Browns rushing to give the game a 10/10 because the first half is a discount RE7 and they haven't gotten to the second half which is RE6-level shit

>>734155449
E33 will never be as white as RE9 nor will it's women be as hot.

>>734155375
>NOOOO CHINGA TU MADRE DON'TO LOOKO AT MI REVIEW YOU JODER GRINGO AIEEEE

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>>734154741
I was really curious to see what the reviews are even saying, and it's about what I expected. This is what the reviews in English look like, and like half of the reviews are in some brown language. You can check if you don't believe me.

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>>734155512
obsessed

bros...

>>734154741
Rrquim isn't even that good.
Grace is an idiot and too incompetent for an FBI analyst. There are too many railroaded "cinematic" segments. Grace only really gets a pistol and a single strong gun. Crafting bullets and molotovs and acid from blood is retarded. Teleporting stalker enemies you have to hide from or kite around a loop are garbage and anyone defending them is retarded and there will be no arguing this, and Grace has too many segments built around that. There are no good boss fights and a lack of puzzles. Grace controls worse than characters in 2R and Leon worse than 4R. Leon now spits predictable one liners after every single thing that happens. Leon has RE6 style bullshit with the bike. Leon no longer has a good weapon selection with multiple good options. His parry window is too big and contextual attacks and enemy weapons are unbalanced. There are very few interesting combat encounters. The writing is retarded in terms of lore, character motivations and small details like how progress with Grace works (the level 2 id band, the braille puzzlebox). Enemies with guns in RE are shit. ARG puzzles are shit.

The actual care center is good, and Leon's Raccoon City segment plays well enough (but is worse than 4R). The lab is fine. Better than 6, 7 and 8 overall as those all suck, but certainly not one of the great RE games. Yes, I've played every RE game. I've also done everything in the game except for the last puzzle and I will not be entertaining replies from people who don't play video games but feel the need to argue about them.

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>>734155547
Like, what is this? These reviews are a joke because you can write one line in any language and give it a 10.

>>734155547
>>734155687
>metacritic us useless

wow no way

we got too clitty...

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Darker than black review

>>734155375
there's a couple of people that e33 just inexplicably mindbroke, they'll never recover

>>734155928
>faggots now resorting to falseflagging

i don't get why people fucking hate e33. Like it was hyped for weeks before here in a very organic way, and i was looking forward for the realease. If anything it's the blackpill that really made me understand how shit this place is.

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>>734155983
>april, 2025
>>falseflagging

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>>734156116
>very organic way

>>734155780
Did you make one of those 10/10 brown people reviews? I'm not saying it's useless, and I'm saying that the fact that people can write one line and give it 10/10 means you could easily pay people to write a good review for your game. There would be nothing stopping that.
So no, it's not useless. It's useful to see how easily internet NPCs can be astroturfed. The people of this website aren't exempt.

>>734156128
you already posted this in a other thread
you are absolutely still mindbroken over E33

>>734156116
Most talk of the game has died down but for a while AAA companies hired some jeets to shit talk it because they're dirt cheap. Nowadays the only people still bringing up the game are the handful of schizos that have an eternal melty whenever a game gets popular.

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>>734156116
lives in jeet heads rent-free
ubisoft also pays them to shit on it

>>734154741
>retard opinion
critic opinions are useful and informative when looking into whether or not a game will meet your tastes
>average opinion
user reviews are a good metric on whether or not a game is genuinely good, especially in systems where you need to actually own the game to review it and your playtime is publicly displayed
>enlightened opinion
reviews dont matter at all because they are paid for, botted, AND shilled by blind fanatics and the only way to get an honest review out of ANYONE is to ask a friend whose tastes you understand what they think of a game

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>>734156291
it is useless

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>>734156751
Okay, then it's useless. Seeing those scores doesn't make me want to play either game. I only played Expedition 33 because it won Game of the Year. The 9.4 is about as useful as 4chan saying it's good. I don't even know where the other 4channers went, and they obviously just left because they hated the new people.

Oh so they finally added Stellar Blade to this list https://www.metacritic.com/browse/game/all/all/all-time/userscore/ i remember it being 9.3 before and not showing there at all kek. Now it's 9.2 but it's there

>>734156536
>no argument
Concession accepted, Pablo.

>>734157184
>retarded image spammer doesn't know what an argument is

shocking

>>734154741
why is he so ugly?